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First year -Foundation courses - 3 ( one of 8 credits & 2 others of 4 credits each = 16)Elective courses - 2(16 credits)Total- 5 (32 credits)Second year-Foundation courses - 1 (8 credits)Elective courses- 3 ( 24 credits)Total-4 (32 credits)Third yearElective courses - 3 (24 credits)Application oriented courses - 1 ( 8 credits)Total- 4 ( 32 credits)ORElective courses - 2 ( 16 credits)Application oriented courses - 2 ( 16 credits)Total - 4 ( 32 credits)

In 2003 my wife worked for a company that got added to the GM employee discount plan and there was also a big rebate going on for the prior model year so we decided to buy a new truck from last model years stock. When I go to buy I always plan on going to several dealerships and start with the one I believe is least likely to be the place I will buy from. I am not saying I wouldn't buy from them but it would be when we come back later, definately not on the first stop.We get there and they tell us they only have 2 of last years model truck. 1 was extremely stripped down but had a couple of our basic had to haves. The other was LOADED!!! with everything and out of our price range. We decided to go ahead and test drive the stripped down one mostly because it had the small motor and I wanted to see if it had enough go or if a bigger motor would have to be added to our deal breaker list. Told the salesman that we wanted to test drive the truck and he said we had to fill out some paperwork first.I looked at the paper work and it was a credit application. I tried to be honest with him and told him we just wanted to test drive the truck, if we fell in love with it we would buy it but as it was so stripped down it was unlikely. He said we had to fill the paperwork out to test drive it. I said normally a dealership just photocopied my drivers license, but he insisted, I should have walked but I went ahead and did the app. Then we went and test drove the truck. Nothing wrong with it but it just wasn't what we wanted. Brought the truck back and he had a deal all worked up and turns out that they were already cleaning and prepping our car for sale.I told him I didnt want the truck and we wanted our car to go to another dealership. We argued and argued and then he went and got the sales manager. The sales manager was a tall muscular man who tried to strong arm us into the deal. That blew my mind, this was a huge local dealer. I told them if they did not give us our car back I would be calling the police to report it stolen. I dial 911 on my cell phone and showed it to them. I said give me my car or I will hit send and tell the police you have stolen my car. Finally they relented and gave me back my now cleaned and vacuumed car. Guess it goes without saying never went back there again. I just wonder if that ever works for them? Trying to force someone to buy a vehicle they don’t want?

Let's go over the Evil Overlord List and see how they compare:Peter's Evil Overlord ListMy Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.Voldemort and Palpatine both violate this, but there is no mention of Sauron doing so.My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.Inapplicable to Voldemort and Sauron, and we never see Death Star's ventilation ducts.Shooting is not too good for my enemies.Voldemort repeatedly violates this where Harry is concerned; Palpatine violates this by deliberately drawing out Luke's death. Sauron is up by 2 points, as I recall him never having this issue.The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.For Sauron this is the One Ring, which he kept on himself in a visible spot, which is how Isildur cut it off. For Voldemort this is his horcruxes, which he made out of unique items and hid in places significant to him. For Palpatine I have to go to Legends to find a comparable example, his cloning facility on Byss; I'll give him a pass on that but the other two fail.I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.Palpatine fails, Voldemort fails, Sauron passes.When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."Voldemort fails, Palpatine fails, Sauron passes.After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.Not applicableI will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.All three pass.I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.All three fail.I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.All three pass.One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.All three fail.All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.Voldemort fails this in DH; Palpatine and Sauron are never in this position and so pass.The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.Voldemort fails, Sauron passes, Palpatine passes.I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.Not applicable.I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."Voldemort fails, Palpatine passes, Sauron passes.When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.Voldemort fails, Palpatine fails, Sauron fails.I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.Technically all three pass, as Palpatine's son only exists in Legends.I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.All three pass.Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.Voldemort fails, Palpatine fails, I don't remember if Sauron ever laughs, so I will tentatively pass him.I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.All three fail.No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.Sauron fails as he puts too much of himself into the Ring; Voldemort fails because he creates seven horcruxes. Palpatine passes.I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.Sauron only has low-tech weapons, but Palpatine and Voldemort both fail.I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)All three fail.No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.Palpatine fails because he builds two Death Stars; Sauron fails because the Ring is virtually indestructible except in the fires of Mount Doom; Voldemort fails because he never checks on his horcruxes.No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.All three pass.I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.Sauron fails but Voldemort passes, because there was one Ring vs. multiple horcruxes. Palpatine fails as he only had one cloning facility.My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.Not applicable.I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.All three fail.All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.All three fail.All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.All three fail.I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.Voldemort fail; I don't know if Palpatine or Sauron did this, so I will pass them.I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.All three pass.I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.Voldemort fails but the other two pass.I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.All three pass.I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.Voldemort fails, the other two pass.If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.All three fail.If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.Voldemort fails, though admittedly he tried. The other two pass.If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.All three fail.I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.A rare pass for Voldemort as he uses the Killing Curse early and often; Sauron gets a pass as he frequently sends out the unkillable Nazgul; I'll also give Palpatine a pass as he is definitely not chivalrous or sporting.Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.Voldemort passes; not applicable to the others.When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.Voldemort and Sauron fail; Palpatine passes as Luke was definitely alone when he was captured.I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.Not applicable.I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.Voldemort fails because of Fenrir Greyback; Palpatine and Sauron pass.I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.Voldemort fails, Palpatine fails because of the Death Stars, Sauron passes.If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.All three fail.If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.Voldemort gets partial credit because he was trying, even though he was failing. Palpatine and Sauron fail.I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.All three fail.If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.All three fail.My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.Not applicable to Voldemort or Sauron, Palpatine fails because Artoo can slice the Death Star computer.If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.All three pass.I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.Voldemort and Sauron fail, Palpatine passes.If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.Not applicableI will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.Not applicableThe deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.Voldemort gets partial credit; Palpatine passes, but Sauron fails.My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.Sauron passes, the other two fail.Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.Voldemort fails; not applicable to the other two.If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.Not applicable.I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.All pass.My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.All fail.If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.All fail.I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.All fail.Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.Palpatine fails; not applicable to the others.I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.All fail.If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.Palpatine fails; not applicable to Voldemort, though Sauron still fails because Mount Doom is impossible to disguise.My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.Not applicable.No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.Not applicable.I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.Not applicableAll midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.All pass.When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.All fail.If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.Palpatine fails; not applicable to the othersIf all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.Voldemort fails; not applicable to the othersI will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.Not applicableWhen I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.Not applicableI will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.All fail.If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)All fail.If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.Palpatine fails, the other two pass.I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."Voldemort fails, the other two pass.If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.Not applicableIf my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.Voldemort fails, Palpatine fails, but Sauron gets a pass because the Nazgul are his best.If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.Not applicableI will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.Not applicableIf I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.Not applicableI will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.All passI will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."All fail.I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.Palpatine fails; not applicable to the othersMy vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.Palpatine fails because the Death Stars are walking death traps; not applicable to the others.If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.All fail.After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.Voldemort fails; Palpatine fails because he let the Stormtroopers decline in quality; Sauron passes.I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.Not applicableI will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.Voldemort and Palpatine fail; Sauron passesIf I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)All fail.If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.Not applicableWhen arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.All passMy dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.Not applicableMy door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.Palpatine fails; not applicable to the others.My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.All pass.If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.Voldemort fails; Palpatine fails; not applicable to SauronAny data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.Palpatine fails; not applicable to the othersFinally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.All fail.*So what's the count:Voldemort: 48Palpatine: 48Sauron: 34Voldemort and Palpatine tie.