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My friend and I went to my dad because my friend had to take admission in a college where before admission he had to have a doctor's consent that he was fine.My dad wrote a couple of tests and he and I went to a pathologist for blood and urine tests.Next day we went to my dad with his reports to get a consent letter that he was fine.After seeing his reports, my dad turned to him and said while laughing, “You were supposed to give a urine test. What did you do there?”He told us that spermatozoa (sperms) were present in his urine which indicated that he might have masturbated few hours before giving the urine sample.My friend was embarrassed and after saying a lot of no uncle no, he said “I'll collect the consent letter from your house, I have to go somewhere.”I was embarrassed because I had to pretend I didn't know what masturbation is but even my dad knew that a first year med student knows all about it. :PP.S. He did masturbate 2 hours before giving the urine tests and that's why some sperms were present in his urine.P.P.S. My dad since then calls him Vicky Donor. (A character in a Bollywood movie who donated sperms.):)

The in-campus hospital of IIT Kharagpur is very unpopular for hilariously misdiagnosing many patients. It was during my junior year I fell victim to this ridiculousness.During one of my midterms, I started getting intermittent fever. I took some paracetamol and ignored it during the time, mostly due to not being able to find the time to visit a doctor. After the midterms were over, I finally decided to get checked out. It was a Friday.The doctor I saw wrote me a prescription for my symptoms, and suggested a few blood and urine tests just to make sure there was nothing serious. It was late afternoon. I went to the pathology lab, where my blood sample was taken and I was asked to come on Monday morning for the urine sample since the person who performs the test had gone home for the weekend (Apparently, no one needs urine tests during the weekend).I got my blood report the same evening and showed it to the doctor. He told me he was certain I had Hepatitis A. Urine test reports would reaffirm the fact. It was prevalent in the area at the time with many students been infected, so I didn’t even think this could be a mistake. He told me not to worry (Gosh, why would I!) and sent me back.I recalled how both my brother and sister had been infected with Hepatitis A when I was in 4th grade and had been miserable for weeks.The weekend that followed was a nightmare. Though my fever subsided with the medication, I couldn’t sleep, I couldn’t eat and spent the entire weekend holed up in my room.Early Monday morning, I got my urine test done and went to the doctor. He had one look at the report and concluded I just had a minor infection, nothing to worry about.Needless to say, I never visited the hospital again.

It is insufficient data to calculate the probability of you and her getting married.You still need to provide the bust-waist-hip measurements and the shoe sizes,number of glasses of water you drink in a day, any medications you are on, urine and stool test reports.It would be great if you can provide an ECG report too.