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I offer THIS as an example: An article on the Cracked site entitled “6 Hilarious Attempts at Brainwashing Kids With Comic Books”. ONE of these was an Advertising Comic for a now long-failed videogame system.I will condense them as I go along.First comic: BRAIN DRAIN!This was a promo comic released in 2006 by Marvel Comics for OfficeMax.In this, Doctor Doom is kidnapping the smartest middle schoolers in the country and draining the knowledge from their heads. The teachers of the students show up to help, and the super heroes raid an OfficeMax store, then go back to Fantastic Fours’ headquarters to use their supercomputer to locate Dr. Doom..Yeah. Not kidding here. Nothing in this comic makes sense.They locate his castle, invade it, and defeat Dr. Doom by using an OfficeMax RubberBand ball.Yeah…(sound of banging head on wall)It gets worse after this… (Sound of screaming) The kids are permanently brain-drained BUT THEIR TEACHERS WILL RE-EDUCATE THEM.(Sounds of screams followed by sounds of retching)Second Comic: The Adventures Of Kool-Aid Man.In the 1980s Marvel and Kool-Aid teamed up for a comic book series. In this comic book Kool-Aid man is chasing after a villian named SCORCH, but since he is incapable of using doors he breaks through countless walls: Leaving massive damage behind him whereever he goes.This only ran six issues…GEEZE I WONDER WHY?Third Comic: LIBERALITY FOR ALLIn this comic the LIBERALS (Boo Hiss Hiss) have taken over the country and the U.S.A. HAS GONE TO H-LL!This comic from 2005 depicts the U.S.A. in 2021 in which LIBERALS have won the elections and , the U.S.A. is now a dystopian hell in which ONLY the conservatives are fighting for freedom….THIS is Fox News Sean Hannity with a robotic arm. He is a Freedom Fighter fighting against the Pinko Facists of the U.S.A.He is aided by…G. Gordon. Liddy. Conservative talk show host and Watergate Conspirator. He and Hannity run the underground Freedom Of Information League, or F.O.I.L.Oh, and the President of the U.S.A. is Hillary Clinton and VP Michael Moore.Fourth Comic: JOHNNY TURBO spokesman for the makers of the Turbo Duo gaming system.THIS corporate spokeshero for TTI, that marketed the Turbo Duo , had his adventures plugged into gaming magazines to promote the Turbo Duo. In them he violently opposed anybody who preferred Sega Genesis over Turbo Duo and came off looking like the weirdo uncle nobody wants to talk about. The system went under in 1995 due to lack of sales.Fifth Comic: Brent Rinehart’s political campaign comic.In 2008 Oklahoma county Commissioner candidate Brett Rinehart sent out with his campaign literature a very cruedly drawn black and white comic…In this he lays out his life, with Satan (Pictured above) angry at him because Brett was against homosexuality. And the comic became even loonier as it went on.Rinehart came in dead last in the election, and was later prosecuted for fraud and money laundering.Sixth Comic: CAPTAIN AL COHOL.During the 70s and 80s the government of the Northwest Territories of Canada released a series of promotional comics about a DRUNKEN Superhero named AL COHOL, and all of the horrible things that happened to him because of his drunkeness.He wanders around Canada getting blind stinking drunk and having one tragedy after another happening to him because of it.Like his girlfriend being run over by a Musk Ox stampede…Accidentally incinerating his space family…And STILL keeps on drinking.AUTHORS EDIT: For those who want to read these comics , try the online comics site

My UPS died.So I went into OfficeMax on the way to work, and picked up a mid-range replacement, around $160 if I remember right.The checkout clerk asked me if I wanted a warranty, and I said “no extras, thanks -- I'd like to just buy this and leave, please.” Then she asked if I wanted their credit card, and I said “No, really -- can we just do this?”She said OK and was finishing up, but her manager had overheard, and came up and told me that their policy required her to ask those questions. I replied that I understood my issues were with the corporation rather than the clerk, but it's cool because we're past that now and almost done.She replied…Honestly, it was so bad I can't remember -- it wasn't anything approaching “OK" or “have a nice day.” Just more excuses and justification. I told the clerk “I’m not paying for that sermon from your boss; please void the transaction" and walked out and drove to Best Buy and bought the same thing for the same price.

In case you can wait until you have landed US, just find an electronics store near you such as BestBuy, Radioshack or OfficeDepot/Officemax and ask for a prepaid wireless card. I bet they are much cheaper and cost effective than buying from Matrix and other Indian vendors who have their stalls in the airport.Two months back, I bought a prepaid SIM card($4.99) and monthly plan at $39.99, that gave me UNLIMITED calls and SMS to/from India and within US, plus 4GB data. This one was bought at a BestBuy outlet. Hope this helps.