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Warning—even though I’ve owned several shotguns and have fired more than a thousand shotgun shells, I’m no shotgunner.There are two answers I give to this question. The simple answer is that every situation is unique and you need to look at your entire situation before you answer. The complex answer has to do with the bromide that if you decide to get a home defense gun, get a shotgun. The circumstances where that advice was valid no longer exist.My reprint of “Shooting to Live With the One Hand Gun” by Fairbairn and Sykes was a 1942 edition and even though the manual is about pistols, specifically police service pistol selection, modification, constable training, ammunition and maintenance, it codified the full Old School advice regarding home defense guns. There were several points to this advice:1—you already had a shotgun2—you were already skilled with the shotgun3—you didn’t have a handgun4—you didn’t have any skill with a handgunBack in the old days of rural America just about every farm had a shotgun, even if it were the old single-barrel break-action that sold for under $10 at the hardware store. That gun would get used for pest control, for hunting—but as ammunition was expensive and budgets tight, shooting more than two boxes a year (50 shells) would have been rare. A modern round of skeet takes 25 shells. Police shotgun qualification course have come a long way from firing five shells for familiarization—some courses require as many as 50 buckshot shells. Still, back in the day if you had a shotgun and had brought home meat with it while avoiding shooting yourself, you were “skilled.”The attitude towards handguns was that they were good only for “killin’ people” and rather ineffective at that chore. A revolver was expensive, too. By the 1930’s there were several sportsman’s clubs offering safety courses for rifles and shotguns. Competitive shooting with rifles, shotguns and pistols or revolvers was a different thing—a rich man’s sport. Police training in the 1930’s was just getting professional—military training used to be “the King” but military pistol training soon lagged behind the best police revolver techniques.The ammunition used in shotguns was usually whatever was already on hand. I’m briefly going to mention that the Brenneke shotgun slug was on the market in the 1900’s and the Foster slug hit the market during the 1930’s (they were developed earlier) but the standard single projectile shotgun load up through World War Two was a single musket ball just under bore diameter. It was inaccurate and might have been effective at 50 meters distance—or not. Shotguns generally fired multi-projectile loadings, some with more powder and lead and some with lighter loads. The projectiles ranged in size from buck shot, through “swan shot” and different small game loads all the way down to very fine shot—I’ve seen shotgun shells loaded with very small #12, but the most common small game shotgun shell seems to be the 12 gauge 2.75 inch shell loaded with an ounce and a quarter of #7.5 bird shot at a muzzle velocity of 1200 to 1400 feet per second. Hunters used what worked for them.Today there are a large variety of shotgun gauges and loadings. Some are designed for shooting clay disks on the trap and skeet range. Some are long-range (60 yard) duck and geese ammunition loaded with environmentally-friendly steel shot. There are even blank shotgun shells—they have a powder charge and a wad, but no shot. I found the Huntego Cleanshot ammunition that promises to clean your shotgun when you fire it—but it also projects a load of lead shot (seems to be #12) and must be discharged only where it’s safe to shoot a shotgun. Confusing, but there are options. Most likely what you’ll see on the shelves is 12 gauge 2.75 inch with an ounce and a quarter of #7.5 birdshot.The most important factor in selecting shotgun ammunition is legality. If your shotgun is illegal, if you cannot legally own a gun where you live, if the ammunition is banned by local laws, you need to see an attorney to see what your criminal and civil liabilities are. I mention civil liabilities—there are sick jokes about homeowner shooting an intruder and the intruder suing and winning everything the homeowner had. Illegal ammunition and illegal gun make this a slam-dunk in court.So, let’s stipulate that you already have a shotgun. Buying a new shotgun is another topic, but for the sake of argument you already have a shotgun. That immediately limits your ammunition. You might have a 20 gauge shotgun—but the most common shotgun in America is the 12 gauge. The little .410 bore is popular and then there’s the 16 gauge. These all limit your load choice in factory ammunition.Next is effectiveness, and this is where most people direct the conversation. What will accomplish your mission in the home defense situation? Define the mission well. Most of the time, people worry about armed human intruders. Police shotgun gurus generally declare that #4 Buck is the smallest shot that they’ll consider adequate—when pressed, they may pick #4 bird shot in a high velocity loading as a close-range alternative to buckshot. Don’t be confused by my throwing out #4 Buck and plain ole #4—buckshot is bigger (#4 is about 0.130 inches diameter and #4 Buck is about 0.240 inches), just look up the shotgun pellet sizes and weights on your own. The most common police shotgun load is low-recoil #00 Buck (0.330 inch projectiles weighing about 54 grains each, and some low recoil shotgun shells have 8 #00 Buckshot pellets and some have 9)—the military buckshot is standard velocity and 9 #00 Buck pellets per shell. All of these will work at close range. Buy a measuring device and find out how far you can shoot inside your home. It may be wise to measure outdoor distances as well—because the bad guys have guns and you need to know how dangerous they are outside.Just remember—you’re neither cop nor soldier nor sailor (the US Navy qualifies its new recruits on shotgun and 9mm pistol). If you were, you’d be trained and armed by your employer.Almost tied with “effectiveness” is limited collateral damage. That means hitting something other than your intended target. Shots can miss. Even when your shot hits, it may completely penetrate a person and retain enough velocity to kill or injure other people. Then there’s property damage to consider. During the late 1980’s a soldier on guard duty in Germany put a 5.56mm bullet into a steel fence post—and the bullet completely penetrated that post and hit a car, cracking the engine block. The price to fix the car was something like $25,000 US, and the battalion commander took away guard ammunition after this incident and had soldiers guard the compound with empty rifles. Old school shotgun gurus used to prattle about using trap loads because of limited wall penetration—the new breed point out that shallow penetration on human bodies may fail to make that human cease hostile aggressive action.You don’t have a shotgun but it is legal for you to buy one? Start with a basic firearm safety course. Next, go to a skeet or trap range and hire an instructor and fire a few shots. You may find that the 20 gauge skeet gun with light-recoiling trap loads is more to your liking than the 12 gauge skeet gun—I can’t tell the difference, myself. The .410 bore has light recoil, but it has a very small charge and most of the guns have issues that make them poor home defense choices—such as jamming, or being single shot. After that, look for a place to shoot the gun that you’re going to buy. Make sure you have your license and registration (if required) already. Do your background check and waiting period. The standard police and military shotgun action type is pump or slide action (same thing) usually with a barrel 18 inches or 20 inches long. Check your local laws—they may be different. In the United States shotguns with shorter barrels than 18″ are regulated—except for some specialty guns. Due to the nature of regulation versus law, I am leery of the Shock Wave and other such “legal sawed off shotguns.” Besides, local laws may prohibit this extreme gun—and it’s hard to shoot well.Mossberg 590 Shockwave 12 Gauge Pump-Action ShotgunActually, I recommend that beginners use an autoloader shotgun because pump guns are prone to shooter-induced jams. I’ve had shotgun malfunctions and I trained to operate the pump action with vigor so that I didn’t have them any more. I fire five shots in three seconds with my pump shotgun and hit five steel eight-inch plate targets 10 yards downrange in that time. Semiautomatic shotguns may require more maintenance but gas operated semiautomatics kick less and don’t rely on shooter skill for cycling. An expensive option is the double barrel shotgun—two shots will probably be enough, but there’s reasons law enforcers use pump shotguns. One reason is that many law enforcement agencies mandate that shotgun chambers be clear (empty) while locked in the patrol car to prevent unintended discharges in the rack or gun case—and until recently it was standard practice to have only the buckshot shells in the magazine.Ammunition selection? Now I’m getting to the question asked. If your shots are all going to be inside ten feet distance, smaller shot will work. When you shoot past 25 or 30 feet, the larger shot retains energy required for sufficient penetration at a cost in “excessive penetration.” You’ll just have to establish fire fans that endanger the public less than indiscriminate firing. What gauge did you buy? I’m going to assume 12 gauge because that’s the most common—and cheapest—but 20 gauge is probably a better choice due to lower recoil with little change in effectiveness compared to a 12 gauge out to 50 feet. The standard buckshot size for 20 gauge is #3 Buck (about 0.250 inches diameter) and 20 pellets is the standard—I haven’t located any 20 gauge low-recoil buckshot. Because 20 gauge shotguns can be lighter by a pound or two than the 12 gauge, and because of Newton’s Law, low-recoil 12 gauge can actually kick less than a 20 gauge. On the other hand, 20 gauge shotguns—especially the “youth models”—may be easier to handle than the 12 gauge. You’ll have to do more work and spend more money on 20 gauge gun and ammunition. When cost is the major factor, 12 gauge wins—a new 12 gauge can cost less than $300.Getting a 12 gauge shotgun and firing 20 gauge shells through it won’t work—the smaller shell doesn’t fit. Get the right shotgun gauge. If you can’t find the gauge and chamber length for your shotgun, take it to a gunshop and have them write down that information for you.You’ve already picked the gauge when you bought your gun, now it’s time to select ammo. Where you live limits the ammunition you can buy. California has a ban on lead ammunition in the hunting field. Utah mandates that the minimum buckshot size for deer hunting is #00 Buck. I was in a state that banned buckshot entirely. Check what’s available to you.I’d either select small buckshot (if available) or if there wasn’t any buckshot at all I’d pick the largest bird shot I could find. The #4 bird shot (0.130 inch diameter) is limited and still punches through sheet rock interior walls. I found some #T shot (0.200 inches) and that approaches buckshot in size, but I wasn’t able to test it for patterning and penetration.Now you’ve got your gun and ammo—take it to a place where you can pattern the gun. I like to have at least two patterns at distances of 10 feet, 25 feet and 50 feet—and there’s going to be big holes in the target from the wad. At 10 feet my shot pattern is generally between two and three inches wide—meaning I have to aim carefully. At 50 feet using #00 buckshot my pattern is about a foot wide. Your miles may vary. That’s six shots on big targets, but I know where my pellets will be at those distances. My home is small and most likely I won’t exceed 25 feet with its six or seven inch pattern. If possible, find something on the internet showing penetration in wall material and in ballistic gelatin. The FBI recommendation of 12 to 18 inches of ballistic gelatin is specific to law enforcement and involves punching through several layers of clothing—it’s actually “excessive penetration” for the home defender, but it is effective. You’ll need to fire at least a couple of rounds at a pattern board at room distances to verify that your system works.Yes, that was a long journey. Be glad that you weren’t a cop in the period following World War Two when an experiment in unilateral police disarmament failed. Police before and during World War Two had rifles, shotguns, pistols, revolvers and even machine guns. After World War Two the standard police firearm became a six-shot .38 Special double action revolver with four or six inch barrel and 12 to 18 cartridges. That was found to be inadequate in the 1960’s and the riot shotgun was added to patrol cruisers—with only the buckshot shells in the magazine, the for end taped shut so that the gun couldn’t be loaded without evidence of disturbing the tape—that meant as few as three buckshot shells, seldom more than six. That wasn’t enough police firepower either—unless your governor wanted to call out the National Guard and declare martial law every time a bank robbery happened or a peaceful march turned into a rock-throwing riot—so SWAT was born. At Newhall, California just before midnight on 5 April 1970 four California Highway Patrol died in a shoot-out with two failed bank robbers. One immediate change was providing nine or ten buckshot shells for every cruiser shotgun—four in the magazine (Remington 870 riot shotguns have a standard four-shot magazine) and the rest in a buttstock ammunition cuff. Even the methods used for fire were designed to reduce firepower—the revolver used to be thumb cocked for every shot until lawyers sued for “hair triggers” and police revolvers were modified so they couldn’t be cocked. This reduced pistol range scores until bigger targets, shorter average distances, and more training were used.You need not have the BEST shotgun loading. “Best” is a compromise for your circumstances. Get something that works well enough. I strongly urge having a back-up plan because of Murphy’s Law—the Marines drilled me in bayonet fighting, the National Guard ran me through riot control techniques with the riot baton, and I have trained in weapons retention and taking weapons away. These techniques work with an empty or jammed shotgun, too.

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In humans, there are many, MANY, ways of passing on genetic traits. Here’s a non-exhaustive list of 400 with the source[1][1][1][1]:1. A bit of crumpet2. A bit of “How’s yer father?”3. A bit of the old in-out, in-out4. Accommodation5. Act of darkness6. Adult naptime7. Afternoon delight8. Aggressive cuddling9. Agreeing on stuff10. Amorous congress11. Assault with a friendly weapon12. Attacking the pink fortress13. Baking the potato14. Balling15. Bam-bam in the ham16. Banana in a fruit salad17. Bandicooting18. Banging19. Barneymugging20. Basket-making21. Batter-dipping the corn dog22. Beard-splitting23. Beating guts24. Bedroom rodeo25. Being intimate26. Belly-bumping27. Bending her over a barrel and showing her the fifty states28. Bisecting the triangle29. Blitzkrieg mit dem fleischgewehr30. Blowing the grounsils31. Bludgeoning the flaps32. Bodging33. Boffing34. Boinking35. Bonestorming36. Boning37. Boom-boom38. Boppin’ squiddles39. Bouncy-bouncy40. Bow-chick-a-wow-wow41. Bringing an al dente noodle to the spaghetti house42. Bruising the beef curtains43. Buckwilding44. Bulging the back of the old onion bag45. Bumping uglies46. Buttering the biscuit47. Burping the worm in the mole hole48. Burying the weasel49. Bushwacking50. Buying Frisbees51. Buzzing the Brillo52. Carnal knowledge53. Cattle-prodding the oyster ditch with the lap rocket54. Caulking the tub55. Cave-diving56. Charvering57. Checking the oil58. Chesterfield rugby59. Christening the yak60. Churning butter61. Cleaning the cobwebs with the womb broom62. Clicketing63. Clunge plunge64. Commixtion65. Completing the jigsaw puzzle66. Corking the onion67. Crashing the custard truck68. Creaming the Twinkie69. Crunching guts70. Crushing buns71. Cully-shangying72. Dancing in the sheets73. Dancing the goat’s jig74. Daubing the brush75. Dickening76. Digging up the sand crab77. Dinky-tickling78. Dipping the crane in the oil well79. Dipping the stinger in the honey80. Dipping the wick81. Disappointing the wife82. Docking83. Doddling84. Doing it85. Doing squat thrusts in the cucumber patch86. Doing the Devil’s dance87. Doing the dirty deed88. Doing the dipsy doodle89. Doing the do90. Doing the hibbety-dibbety91. Doing the horizontal greased-weasel tango92. Doing the mystery dance93. Doing the nasty94. Doing the wild thing95. Doinking96. Doodle-bopping97. Doodling98. Drabbling99. Driving Miss Daisy100. Dunking the dingus101. Enraging the cave102. Entangling the lower beards103. Entering the castle104. Exploring Punarnia105. Extreme flirting106. Feeding the kitty107. Fenorking108. Ferking109. Fettling110. Fickey-fick111. Fidgeting the midget in Bridget112. Filling her out like an application113. Filling the cream donut114. Filling the gas tank115. Fishing for kippers116. Fixing the clap flap117. Fletching118. Flimp-flopping119. Forbidden polka120. Four-legged foxtrot121. Frickle-frackle122. Frigging123. Fucking124. Funny business125. Furgling126. Getting a bellyful of marrow127. Getting busy128. Getting down129. Getting it on130. Getting laid131. Getting some132. Getting up in them guts133. Getting one’s banana peeled134. Getting one’s bean waxed135. Getting one’s bone honed136. Getting one’s canoe shellacked137. Getting one’s kettle mended138. Getting one’s Twinkie stinky139. Getting some stank on the hang down140. Giving her the beans141. Giving the dog a bone142. Going all the way143. Going balls-deep144. Going crab fishing in the Dead Sea145. Going heels-to-Jesus146. Going in the nappy dugout147. Going to the grocery store148. Gland-to-gland combat149. Glazing the donut150. Greasing the loaf pan151. Grummeting152. Gutsticking153. Hanging 20 toes154. Hanging at the Y155. Hanky panky156. Harpooning the salty longshoreman157. Having relations158. Having hot pudding for supper159. Hiding the bishop160. Hiding the Nazi161. Hitting a home run162. Hitting the skins163. Hitting the upvote button164. Hot beef injection165. Humpy-squirty166. Horizontal refreshments167. Hot yoga168. Humping169. Huntching170. Interior decorating171. Introducing Charley172. Intromission173. Jamming the clam174. Jerking it where she’s twerking it175. Jerking off with someone to talk to176. Jiffy-stiffing177. Jiggery-pokery178. Jingle-jangling179. Jinking180. Jiving181. Joint session of Congress182. Jumping bones183. Jumping the turnstile184. Knobbing185. Knocking boots186. Knowing someone in the biblical sense187. Launching the meat missile188. Laying pipe189. Loading the clown into the cannon190. Locking legs and swapping gravy191. Lust-and-thrust192. Makin’ bacon193. Making a magical sandwich194. Making it195. Making love196. Making one’s way downtown197. Making the beast with two backs198. Making whoopee199. Marital congress200. Mashing the fat201. Mattress-dancing202. Matrimonial polka203. Midnight jockey ride204. Mingling limbs205. Mishing206. Moistening the Pope207. Mollocking208. Monkey business209. Monster mashing210. Mort douce211. Mortar and pestle212. Moving furniture213. Myrtling214. Naffing215. Nailing216. Negotiating the forested chasm217. Nobbling218. Noddy219. Nubbing220. Nugging221. Nurtling222. Nut in the gut223. Nygling224. Occupying225. Opening the gates of Mordor226. Organ grinding227. Oscillating the unmentionables228. Paddling up Coochie Creek229. Palliardizing230. Pants-off dance-off231. Parallel parking232. Parking the beef bus in Tuna Town233. Parting the pink sea234. Passing the gravy235. Patching the hatchet wound236. Peeling the tree bark237. Pelvic pinochle238. Phutzing239. Pickling the prime meridian240. Pile-driving241. Pizzling242. Planting the parsnip243. Playing a game of Mr. Wobbly hides his helmet244. Playing dungeons and dragons245. Playing hide the cannoli246. Playing peek-a-boo with your vein cane in the flesh pipe247. Playing Tetris248. Playing with the box the kid came in249. Plonking250. Plooking251. Plowing through the bean field252. Plugging253. Pogo in the shrub254. Poking squid255. Pole-varnishing256. Polishing the porpoise257. Pondering the unicorn258. Porking259. Posting a letter260. Pounding the paternal piston261. Pounding the punani pavement262. Puddle-snuggling263. Pranging264. Praying with the knees upwards265. Pressing dangly parts266. Pressing the baby button267. Pressure-washing the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle268. Prick-scouring269. Prigging270. Pronging271. Pully-hawly272. Pumping fur273. Punch-fucking the rosebud274. Punching the cow275. Putting condensed milk on the waffle276. Putting ranch dressing in Hidden Valley277. Putting the bread in the oven278. Putting the email in the spam folder279. Putting the wand in the chamber of secrets280. Quelching281. Quimsticking282. Releasing the Kraken283. Riding St. George284. Riding the bolonga pony285. Riding the Bony Express286. Rip-‘n’-Dip287. Roasting the broomstick288. Rocking ‘n’ rolling289. Rogering290. Rolling in the hay291. Rooting292. Roughing up the suspect293. Rubbing the fun bits294. Rubbing wet spots295. Rumbusticating296. Rummaging in the root cellar297. Rumpling298. Rumpy-pumpy299. Rutting300. Schnoodlypooping301. Scoring302. Scragging303. Screwing304. Scrogging305. Scromping306. Scrumping307. Searching for pocket change308. Seeing a man about a dog309. Sending out for sushi310. Sexual congress311. Sexy time312. Shaboinking313. Shafting314. Shagging315. Shaking sheets316. Shampooing the wookie317. Sharpening the pencil318. Sheathing the meat dagger319. Shocking the monkey320. Shooting the meat rocket into the sausage wallet321. Shrimpin’ the Barbie322. Shtupping323. Shucking the oyster324. Sinking the pink325. Skeet-shooting326. Skinning the cat327. Sklooging328. Slamming the clam329. Slap and tickle330. Slapping sloppies331. Slaying the vadragon332. Sliming the banana333. Slippin’ and slidin’334. Slophockey335. Smacking the salmon336. Smashing buttflaps337. Smashing pissers338. Smegging339. Snabbling340. Snibbing341. Snu-snu342. Souring the kraut343. Spearing the bearded clam344. Spelunking the slime cave345. Splitting the hamster346. Splooge bathing347. Splurgin’ the nurge348. Spray-painting the cervix349. Squat-jumping in the cucumber patch350. Squishin’ the gibbly bits351. Sticking it in the slop box352. Sticking the llama’s head up the lift shaft353. Stirring guts354. Stirring the up-skirt yogurt355. Struggle snuggling356. Stuffin’ the muffin357. Stuffing the taco358. Swanky swirling359. Sweeping the chimney360. Switcheling361. Taking Grandma to Applebee’s362. Taking ol’ One-Eye to the optometrist363. Taking the bald-headed gnome for a stroll in the misty forest364. Taking the magic bus to Manchester365. Taming the strange366. Tapping ass367. Testing the humidity368. Testing the suspension369. Thumping thighs370. Thrashing the gash371. Threading the needle372. Thrumming373. Tickling her tummy from the inside374. Tiffing375. Tonking376. Torpedoing the eel377. Tripping down the mine shaft378. Tromboning379. Tube-snake boogie380. Tubular wedging381. Tumbling382. Tunnel patrol383. Twirling the Dum Dum384. Two-ball in the middle pocket385. Two-person push-ups386. Tying the true lover’s knot387. Using a telescope to explore the black hole388. Venerean mirth389. Venery390. Violating the prime directive391. Vulcanizing the whoopee stick392. Waka-waka393. Waxing ass394. Wetting the willy395. Whitewashing the picket fence396. Whittling the love branch397. Wiggling the toothpick398. Yentzing399. Yiffing400. Zig-ZaggingFootnotes[1] 400 Euphemisms For Sexual Intercourse[1] 400 Euphemisms For Sexual Intercourse[1] 400 Euphemisms For Sexual Intercourse[1] 400 Euphemisms For Sexual Intercourse