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It’s Fred’s birthday and he’s going to be turning 90, quite a milestone. His friends and family want to get him something memorable to mark the occasion but he has accumulated all the worldly goods imaginable during his long life so they decide to book him an experience instead. It could be the last time so it’s going to be in the arms of a skilled practitioner.They decide to use a very expensive escort agency and explain why they’re making a remote booking. Fred is not to be expected to travel because of his advanced years; the lady is to visit him in his home.As arranged she arrives mid-morning, well before his lunchtime nap, and rings the bell. When Fred answers the door he is greeted by the sight of a long haired beauty who gives him a dazzling smile and opens her coat wide to show she is wearing nothing other than her shoes and a dab or two of heady perfume. He stares at her.Finally, he says Yes? Can I help you?Happy birthday, Fred! Your friends have clubbed together and arranged for me to come and give you super sex on your special day.Fred looks at her without speaking for a few moments.I’ll have the soup, thanks.

Here is an excerpt from Book Six of the ancient Greek epic poem, the Odyssey (lines 230–235 in the original Greek), from Robert Fitzgerald’s translation, describing the goddess Athena making Odysseus appear beautiful:“Athena lent a hand, making him seemtaller, and massive too, with crisping hairin curls like petals of wild hyacinth,but all red-golden. Think of gold infusedon silver by a craftsman, whose fine artHephaistos taught him, or Athena: onewhose work moves to delight: just so she lavishedbeauty over Odysseus’ head and shoulders.”Notice how, when Athena makes Odysseus appear beautiful, she gives him “crisping hair in curls like petals of wild hyacinth.” The reason why Athena does this is precisely the same reason why ancient Greek statues often depict men with curly hair; it is because the ancient Greeks considered curly hair beautiful.ABOVE: Photograph of a bust of Antinous, the gay lover of the Roman emperor Hadrian, from the city of Patra in the northern Peloponnesos, depicting him with curly hairABOVE: Roman marble head of King Tiberios Ioulios Sauromates II, the Roman client ruler of the Bosphoran Kingdom from 174 to 210 ADThe same thing is mostly true for women; curly hair was considered beautiful. With women, however, there was also the additional wrinkle that women were expected to be modest and tame. For a woman to have her hair down was considered a sign of wildness and promiscuity. Thus, respectable women from the Archaic Period onwards usually wore their hair up. Even with their hair up, though, curls were still fashionable.ABOVE: Photograph of the Phrasikleia Kore, a mid-fifth-century BC Greek kore sculpture from the Mesogeia Plain in AttikaThe craze for curls in antiquity was at its height during the Flavian Period (lasted 69–96 AD) of Roman history. During this period, it was fashionable for upper-class Roman women to wear their hair in outlandish mountains of curls atop their heads. The Flavian women’s hairstyles look simply absurd to contemporary eyes. I mean, if you thought 1980s hair was bad, just wait until you see 80s AD hair:ABOVE: Flavian-Era Roman marble bust of a fashionable young woman with a mountain of curls atop her head

No. This is only made up for the TV series, it’s not in the book. It also contradicts the prophecy of Maggy the Frog, which said Cersei will only have three children.