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Original Question: “What kind of fragrance (cologne) does Trump wear?”As someone who qualified in aromatherapy and took great pleasure in finding blends appropriate for individual clients, let me think about this one.A bespoke Trump fragrance could contain.civet - it’s extracted from the sexual organs of cats, through a cruel and demeaning process. Appropriate for a man who grabs pussies without consent and was once something of a tomcat himself.frankincense - which can induce a trance-like state. This is why is is used in religious ceremonies. Since Trump seems to attract the unquestioning devotion of his followers, this seems appropriate for a would be despot and cult-leader. I actually really like frankincense, but needs must when finding a fragrance for a particular client.black pepper - this increases male sexual potency, and let’s face it, an overweight 70-something with a comb-over and spray tan, needs all the help he can get. Also, maybe Melania will pay me good money to keep it out of the blend.Perhaps instead, I could substitute:-basil oil - this is anaphrodisiac (reduces interest in sex) and used to be planted by monks around their places of worship.Then, definitely we need some therapeutic content such as:-rosemary - this is excellent for improving memory and concentration. Given his evident struggles with cognitive function, Trump would benefit from support in this regard.Finally, any perfume worn by Trump to must include lashings of :-tea-tree oil. Aromatic and highly antiseptic, it could help mask the stench of treachery and corruption which infects the Whitehouse.That’ll do. Let’s call it:

1. Drink that PunchYou don’t know what’s in it. The people handing it to you don’t know what’s in it. Oh, and the fruit floating on the top... it’ll get you wasted too.2. Assume You KnowAssumptions are lazy thoughts. They are based on fear and ignorance. Challenge them. You’ll be shocked to discover how wrong (or right) you’ve been. BONUS: Invite others to challenge their assumptions about you.3. Look Down at Your Phone While WalkingYou’ll walk into bikers, buses, and trees. You’ll miss out on making eye contact with new friends, old friends, and attractive strangers. Look! See that cute guy or girl from English class walking by trying to get your attention? Forget it. You just walked into a tree...4. Expect Your Roomie to Be Your BestieFriendship is a bonus. Hope for it, but don’t require it. A roommate is a roommate. When you don’t require friendship, you can have honest conversations. Ironically, this is how you will develop a lasting friendship.5. Go Home Every WeekendWhen you’re home, you are not at school meeting new people and getting involved. That’s not college. That’s home.6. Be Surprised if You Get Homesick or Herpes (not related)According to the Higher Education Research Institute, 66.6 percent of first year students admitted feel lonely or homesick. According to the CDC, about one in five college students graduate with herpes. If you feel homesick or it burns when you pee, turn to the people in your corner (when done peeing) and get help.7. Go to Cancun on Credit CardsPay cash. Spring break tans last about a week (spray tans last longer). Credit card payments can last years (much longer than spray tans). ALWAYS pay your bills (at least the minimum). Bad credit can mean no car, apartment, or home in the future.8. Get Stuck Behind the Fifth WallPhysically your body is on campus, but emotionally you’re connected to friends, family, long distance partners, and strangers off campus. Use technology to meet new people on campus, not to hide from them.9. See Your Long-Distance Sweetheart EVERY WeekendWhenever you get the urge to text, talk, or see them, only do it half the time. Spend the other half of the time texting, talking, and visiting with people you didn’t know before you arrived on campus.10. Walk in the Shower BarefootIf the floors could talk, they would scream. WEAR SHOWER SHOES!!!11. Text, Tweet, or Post It While Drunk or AngryYou will sober up and cool down, but your pics, posts, and texts will last forever. There’s no such thing as “temporary” online (or on Snapchat).12. Eat Pizza, Cookies, and Wings at 3 a.m. Every NightYou’ll miss classes, gain weight, and go broke. The freshman 15 can quickly turn into the freshman 50.13. Take 8 a.m. Classes (unless you have no choice)Rookie mistake. You will never get up. Especially after you’ve been up until 3 a.m. eating pizza, cookies, and wings every night.14. Get Naked OnlineAssume your mom, dad, brother, sister, friends, grandparents, priest, rabbi, imam, neighbor, future employers, future husband or wife, professors, and that creepy guy or girl sitting next to you in class will see it.15. Ask Mom or Dad to Fix itIt’s your mess. Clean it up. Take 24 hours to process big emotions. Take time to marinate. It’s how you become seasoned. Exception: if it’s dangerous or criminal, get help immediately.16. Keep SecretsSecrets turn into shame. Shame turns into regret. Regret means living in the past. Living in the past means avoiding the present and future. Give voice to secrets and avoid the shame.17. Be a PerfectionistPerfectionists always fail. Imperfectionists are always perfect. Celebrate the act of doing. Use the outcome NOT to measure success, but rather to learn, grow, and work to be your personal best.18. Expect College (and life) to Just HappenWeather happens. College experiences are created. What’s your plan? A plan includes people, places, and patience.19. Ignore Your GutDon’t walk alone. Don’t take drinks from strangers. don’t trust people you just met (even attractive people with good hygiene). Follow your gut. It protects you. People who don’t respect your gut are not people you need in your life.20. Hide Bad GradesCelebrate your Cs, Ds, and Fs by getting help in September or October. Get help before you need it. December is too late. Getting help always makes you look smart.21. Get Drunk and Hook UpDrunk is dangerous. There is no such thing as consent when incapacitated or too drunk. Not my opinion.22. Limit Yourself to One Group of FriendsWork to create three different groups of friends. When one group of friends does something stupid, illegal, or out of alignment with your values, you’ll always have somewhere else to go and other people to go with.23. Try to Be Liked by EveryoneCollege isn’t about who likes you (that was high school). College is about what you want. So, what do you want? What’s your plan to get it?24. Think You’re Alone (You Are Never Alone)According to ACHA-NCHA data, 32.6 percent of college students felt so depressed that it was difficult to function and 46.6 percent of college students felt things were hopeless. The good news: you are never alone. You have therapists, counselors, advisors, residence life staff, professors, support staff, spiritual leaders, hotlines, friends, family, and students who can help you.25. Fight the UncomfortableLife is 90 percent amazing and 10 percent difficult. The secret? Don’t fight the uncomfortable. If you do, the 10 percent will take up 100 percent of your time. Instead, face the uncomfortable. Use your people, places, and patience to help you get comfortable with the uncomfortable.

Yes of course, consent is everything.While we’ve never done spray tanning if we did it would be nude but we have done photo shoots and laser hair removal treatments again nude.