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I am an Indian girl, and had a friend with benefits when I was 21 and living in Mumbai.I was younger than him and it started when we met through one of the popular social media sites. It was mutual understanding for both for us as we weren't looking for anything serious and had very different goals in life.It was quite fantastic, we had similar sexual interests and he helped me further explore more of my sexual desires. He was also kind, and available to lend an ear to my problems. He also helped me in my fellowship applications and guided me in my career pursuits.After 8 years, we are still in touch, in different cities but bump into each other every few years. I care deeply about him and I know he does too and will be there for me when I really need him.EDITWow, so many views and upvotes! Thank you for this overwhelming response.To people wondering if we are still friends with benefits, our relationship has evolved. We are more stronger friends now. We are both married to people we wanted to and are quite satisfied with our current emotional and sexual lives. We are in touch as friends are, sharing our concerns, joyous moments and career aspirations.To people wondering why didn’t one of us fall for the other, like I said, we began knowing we had different goals in life. I do care about him and may have also cried when we had an argument, however, we never hurt each other. Both of us had mutual respect and we were always supportive of each other. When we moved he even shared his pursuit of courting his current wife and I helped him make the right moves ;)After him, I dated a few guys and then got in another friend with benefits. However, it wasn’t anywhere close like the first and dissipated rather quickly.To people wanting to ‘know me better’, I am glad you want to, though I am currently extremely happy with my husband with many benefits :DAnd for those of you who think friends with benefits is just all about anytime sex, well I am sorry to disappoint you. Like any relation, you need to bring something valuable to it that the other person craves. It could be humor, knowledge, guidance, perspective, conversations or anything else. However, like all relations, respect, trust and support remain non-negotiable.

Well you should start with an application….. Maybe a psychiatric screening to make sure you dont get a bunny boiling psycho. Get a medical check too so as to make sure she doesnt give you a case of the aids, or some kind of necrotizing super clap that makes you piss green pancake batter until your johnson drops off…. Then you can say “Hey, I don’t want to date you. But how about you drop those silkies cause Ive got me some wood and sure could use a pipe cleaning”.SERIOUSLY - do you people who ask this shit know NOTHING of women? Have you you ever even seen a woman? Put the game controller or mobile device down and go to a bar. You dont Ask someone to be friends with benefits. You wake up next to her, and as you are helping her retrieve her panties which are stuck to the ceiling fan, when she says “Hey, we oughta do that again sometime but don’t tell my boyfriend / husband / lesbian lover” you say “Deal”. Congratulations. You now have one.

Since Friendship day is still fresh, here are some exclusive comebacks when girls try to friend-zone you :Girl : I only like you as a friend.Boy : That's Nice. Because i am friend who comes with benefits.Girl : You are my best friend.Boy : Well in that case, could you give me a hand with something. ?Boy : I see you as a friend.Girl : Oh well, i see you showering.Girl : I like you like my brother.Boy : Awww, Are you into incest.. ??Girl : Hey there Pooh Bear.Boy : Don't call me that, my GF doesn't like that.Girl : Your new one surely will.Girl : I think we make great friends.Boy : I think we'll make better babies.Boy : Let's get a drink tonight.Girl : Ohkk. But it won't be a date.Boy : In that case, let's skip the drinks and get to breakfast.Boy : I love you.Girl : I have a boyfriend.Boy : Ohh common, Say i love you too, then i'll be your boyfriend.Boy : I have never thought about you that way.Girl : And my thoughts are too filthy to express.P.S : The last one is quite applicable for both the sides ;)Source : 10 Epic Comebacks For Someone Who Tries To Friend Zone You This Friendship's Day