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I worked as a registration secretary in the ER. We would get a new batch of traveling nurses every so often, and this one night I had a newbie in my pod. He seemed eager to make new friends.At one point he was hanging around the charge nurse, which meant he was in my general area too. While I registered patients the charge nurse would assign rooms.After we got through a sweep of new patient registrations and assignments, Newbie decided to tell a joke.“Hey R,” he said to the charge nurse. “What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?”Charge nurse groaned.“Nothing she hasn't already been told twice!”Guffaw, guffaw, guffaw.The charge nurse giggled and shook her head.They both looked over at me. I had stopped typing. I just STARED. They both got quiet, before Newbie decided maybe he should go to work now.If you know anything about me, one of my pet peeves are disguising your shitty beliefs as jokes. I understand gallows humor, especially in the ER, but I know the difference between processing horrible things and just being an asshole. I haven't always been great at speaking up, but sometimes my stare could fill in for me (I've gotten better at confrontation - it's something I've been actively working on with quite a bit of success).I still feel bad that I didn't do more - I thought surely the charge nurse would've reprimanded him, but it turned out my stare was the only retort.It made an impression though. Newbie had to approach me from time to time to handle paperwork. One night out of the corner of my eye I saw him approaching my desk, but first he stopped at the nurse station and I heard him whisper, “What's her name? I have to give these to her and I don't want to get yelled at.”“Claire… she still might yell at you though.”I never heard another unsavory thing from him again, so I guess I got my point across.The ER is an ugly place. But there's a fine line with gallows humor, and considering all the domestic and child abuse cases that we had to witness frequently, that guy had crossed that line.Now I'm known for calling out these kind of “jokes.” And I don't mind being the snowflake, too-PC damn libtard asshole. If domestic abuse humor is the hill you want to die on, it says more about you than me.

Users / Clients / People would always tell me when they want problems fixed…I’m not IT savvy!Neither am I. I’m a legal secretary / people person and my employer knows that. I can with all confidence tell you I know nothing about computers (ref. The IT Crowd, Season 1, Episode 1).But I still solve all your problems or escalate it to someone who can within the next two minutes.I don’t want to be charged, don’t log a ticket!So you called my hotline for a resolution, want a problem fixed RIGHT NOW and now I am not supposed to log a ticket so “your department doesn’t get charged”?So you think walking into a restaurant, ordering a 5-course dinner and asking the manager to waive the entire bill (without reason) is appropriate conduct?It’s urgent! You must send your engineer RIGHT NOW!Sure, I’ll mark it as urgent, but your service entitlement ranks you at the bottom of the priority chain, under all the public-facing super critical services like patient registration, billing counters, emergency departments, operating theatres… I don’t think the Housekeeping department can compete in priority to those. And if you start yelling or use obscenities, my agents are trained to drop the call and escalate it to your management without further explanation.Hey! You’re good at computers, help me fix my (personal PC problems!)Sure! You’ll have to pay me upfront for time, expertise and take me out to dinner. Payment is due in advance and vendor (me) has the right to charge compound interest, recurring billing, etc to my satisfaction depending on mood and personal interest. TANSTAFFL.

I have taken my mother last year to Tata Memorial Hospital in Mumbai for breast cancer treatment. It was really crowded and we had hard time getting through the treatments.You can register online or go directly to the appointment counter. Based on the severity of the case, they do their best to treat the patient at minimal cost.You can refer this page and it will help you plan better. OPD Schedule and Timings and First Time Guide to Tata Memorial Hospital MumbaiHow to Register (General & Private Patient)Registration Timings: Monday to Friday from 0800 – 1400 hoursYou must be wondering what are General or Private Category.In General Category, you will have to pay the lowest charges possible for the treatment that include room charges, doctor fees, tests, medicines etc. There are lots of patients and the reports may take longer time and the waiting time is more. If you opt for General Category then you will have to pay charges under the “C” code. If you can’t afford “C” charges then you will have to show income proof and based on that you can give “NC” code.In Private Category, you will see less crowd and you will get medical tests and reports done earlier. There is also a short waiting time for the operation. If you opt for Private Category, you will be given “B” code in general. Other codes such as A, D & F are for foreign national and other categories. In the private category, you will have to pay 5-10 times more than General Category but the treatment will be quicker.Registration is mandatory for all patients who wish to be evaluated and treated at TMH. Online registration can be done on our TMH website (Click to register).You can also do registration at the Hospital. If you choose to be a general category patient (Category C and NC), you need to register at the Central Registration Office (CRO) located on the Ground Floor of the Golden Jubilee Building (Counter No. 55-57)If you choose to be a private category patient (Category B, A, D, F), you will need to register at the Central registration office (CRO) located on the 1st Floor of Homi Bhabha Block (Counter No. 125-127)A Humble Request: If you think the information on the below link is useful, try to share it with friends and on your social media pages. I know this would not cure the dreadful disease but can at least help them with useful immediate information and ease up a part of their pain. Thank you.