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-Watership Don:The Famiglia comes first. The fairy who cursed Little Bunny Foo Foo is found wearing cement sneakers at the bottom of the lake. And Farmer Brown gets a offer that he can’t refuse…Written by the smash-hit author who brought us “Br’er Rabbit: American South Gangster”.-Mob Dick:A crowd of hysterical people. All united by one shared organ. [trailer guy voice:] ‘Angry Sex’ takes a whole new meaning this summer... To be a movie this Christmas!-Racula:A vampire baroness with a monstrous chest. When she turns into a bat, her chest never changes, showing a tiny bat with two huge human breasts flapping and bouncing around in the night. Mwahahaha! From the author of “Nipferatu”.-To Ill a Mockingbird:80’s rappers train a mockingbird to become dope and funky fresh to the point everyone claims “DAMN, that bird is ILL.”-Jaw:A disabled shark with a shrunken-in top snout and no top teeth, but one oversized bottom jaw that flops around open, terrorizes housewives.-T:Mr. T is a demon who terrorizes a town and eats kids.-The Cal of Cthulhu:Cthulhu stay crippin’ in Cali, Cuz.-The Kin In Yellow:Cthulhu’s brother leaves the mystical lands of their birth - for the barrios of Chicago. Hastor may be maggot-headed, but he a King for life. Latin King that is, reppin for the kinfolk, ese! Old gods gang gang.-Lien:A girl named Lien loses her mind while on the Nostromo space vessel, strips off all her clothes, and clambers around in the vents while jumping out naked and sweaty and stinky, and hissing at people and biting them while Ripley says “Damn…I’m tired of this s**t.”-Thexorcist:He stay thexin’. If there’s thexing to be done, he gone do it.-He Two Towers:In the lands of Middle Earth, Kevin “Two Towers” Brown makes a name for himself.-Raptor Re:Some raptors are more special than others.-Jurassic Park: The Lost Worl:-Dun:In the far flung future, on a desert world, along a Irish wall called a dun… somebody is DONE with this bullsh--See Pot Run:A deep and compelling tale of a marijuana smuggler, and his dog.-A Game of Throne:Cersei’s feet are tired as hell. And she’ll be damned if she don’t drop them two butter biscuits in that one damn chair.-A Song of Ice Fire:Among quarreling kingdoms of a fantasy world, Icey Hot gets used as a weapon.-Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Tone:Harry done f’ed up one too many times. And the Sorcerer isn’t having it!-Neil Gaiman’s Tigger Warning:Tigger has mentally cracked, and Piglet must warn everyone before his insane violence is unleashed.-The Berenstain Bears G Out For The Team:Brother bear hasn’t impressed the gang, and if he’s to prove he’s a real true down ass gangsta, he better show out like a true G.-Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stoe:Harry has to go to the magical store in the ghetto of fantasy land. They got dwarfs over there who gangbang, but….Harry be a’ight.-Dr. Seuss’ Ho On Pop:A children’s book about family issues and the dangers of promoting a father’s decision to be a male prostitute.-PT the Bunny:A children’s book about physical training, and how to teach it.-The Wizard of O:A special book about a master of self satisfaction. Only offered at adult stores.-Stephen King’s Salem’s Lo:‘Lo’ is often a slang term used for cheap or affordable cocaine. And in the town of Salem, the vampire got it for the lo. A epidemic sweeps the town, as deep in the night, when vampires are most active…all the towns’ people slowly become crack heads suffering from affordable high quality Transylvanian cocaine.-Stephen King’s NIGHT SHIT (remove the f):In the dark, silent, horrifying night…a monster’s got to doo doo.-A Wrinkle In Tim:Follow up to the smash-hit The Tim Machine, this novel follows Tim as he becomes geriatric, and also seems to require some surgery due to stomach wall wrinkling issues.-The Lion, The Itch, and The Wardrobe:A owner of a lion discovers that dressing his pet up in colorful outfits has caused a allergic outbreak in the poor animal.-JRR Tolkien’s The Ho Bit:Tolkien lets it all hang out in this gritty, rap-music-inspired novel about a whorish elf biting someone’s fingers.-Loudy With A Chance Of Meatballs:A book written about strong-smelling marijuana consumption, and the calculated chances of getting meatballs whilst imbibing.-50 Shades of GRE:A sexually adventurous millionaire and a lustful inexperienced woman find the greatest sexual excitement in taking the GRE exam from multiple schools.-The Call, F The Wild:A mixed breed dog raised to be part of a sled team in 1800’s Alaska decides to focus on finding the origin and reasons behind a mysterious phone call - while showing extreme disdain for the wilderness or his own nature.[But they didn’t have telephones in 1800s Alaska!]EXACTLY.[X-Files music with maximum bass]-Starship Trooper:The communist space spiders have whooped everyone’s ass.…….except Space Rambo’s…………-ET Sematary:ET choked on a Reese’s piece, and the kids didn’t know how to spell cemetery. One of King’s most cruel novels.-The D Vinci Code:We knew Da Vinci could be pretty kinky, but…this is a whole new level of nasty. Hiding pictures of your private parts in walls and stuff…I mean, cmon.-Back Beauty:See the girl in the back? From behind, she’s beautiful. BUT WHEN SHE TURN AROU--Ride and Prejudice:A bigot screams slurs on a roller coaster.-Tarza:Deep in the forests of the Kongo kingdom, a white woman is raised by Bili apes. Growing up raised by these 200+ pound chimpanzees that dont like to come down to the ground often, she becomes a hairy, flea-ridden, musty, stinky, CRUSTY, creature who lopes around in the tree tops, or runs across the ground on her knuckles. After she whips some dookie at a botanist, she becomes a being of interest. And…for some reason…a British man named John becomes attracted to her after hearing “Me Tarza, you John!” from a naked, boo-boo encrusted, deformed, naked, knuckle-walking woman with matted hair and breast meat swinging about, and a penchant for biting and screaming.-The Joy Luck Cub:A baby bear is raised by a group of women friends in WWI era China.-Stephen King’s Cuj:A saint bernard figures out how to use a cudgel effectively. And decides that it’s time to repay the family back for all the spankings he had.-Stephen King’s The Dead Zoe:[song called Freddy’s Dead plays]Zoe’s dead.Dun dun dun, duh duh duh duh, dunna duh duh DUH.Just like Fred.Dun dun dun, duh duh duh duh, dunna duh duh DUH.That’s what I saaaiiiiddd…-Eaters of the Dad:They told Robert don’t take his goofy ass out there to Yellow Stone with beef jerky in his pockets.-1 Fish, 2 Fish, ED Fish, Blue Fish:A collegiate aquatic zoology study focusing on social anxiety in fish, which can lead to male fish erectile dysfunction, and then the suffocation it can cause.-Tazan:When a taser gets lost in the Congo, a crazy naked man leading a troop of animals takes to shocking people and terrorizing a small town on the forest’s edge.EDIT:Old Ma’s War:Grandma becomes a space marine.The Holy Bibe:Water gets turned to wine, and the apocalypse gets TURNT UP. (look up definition of ‘imbibe’. And ‘getting turned up’).The Communist Manifest:A liberal appears out of thin air. AND HIS NAMES JE-Lord of the Ring:Sauron’s paycheck gets docked for child support. So he can only afford one of them muthers. Now shut up.Stephen King’s Christin’:A haunted evil Cadillac gets lost in South Central, finds friendship among the chicas and hoochies, gets bounce-shocks put on her, and then gives her engine and soul to Jesus. She returns to the small town she left, bouncing on suspensions and twerking her trunk all just to spread the gospel to those she once hurt.Stan Nicholl’s Orc:Just the one. He’s bored, he’s decided to give interspecies dating a try, found out the elf was a dude the next morning, now he’s mad, hung over, and just trying to get a chicken sandwhich with extra mayonnaise.How the Grinch Stole Christ Ma:The grinch goes to Roman-era Palestine and kidnaps Mary Bat Yehoyaqim. Unrelated, but a knife fight and a spoon-stabbing takes place in Who-ville.Elmo’s P Is For Pott:Elmo and Rosaline bust ’em down with Snoop.J.K. Rowling’s Fantastic Beats & Where to Find Them:JK Rowling, unknown queen of the European hip hop scene, details where she found the producers for her incendio mixtapes. (all jokes aside, I bet JK gots bars.)Brown Bear, Brown Bar, What Do You See?:I see a bear…who does not look…healthy. And a brown bar. With that STRONG brown liquor. No wonder he looks all messed up on the cover, head all lopsided, staggering ’n’ s**t.Dragons Love Taco:Taco MacArthur becomes best bros with Daenarys’ dragons.Where’s Pot?:The damn dog’s a junkie. Where’s the newspaper! I’mma spank…why’s the newspaper ripped in neat rollable strips?!?!?! I’mma kick Spot’s a-

This list only includes child actors and teen idols who at one point was a big star, and suddenly seems to vanish from the film industry due to a variety of reasons. This list does not include actors who passed away due to accidents, addictions, or any other unfortunate events that halt their potential.Anna Paquin: Paquin started her career as a child actress, at the age of 11 she won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress, becoming the second-younger winner in that category in Oscar history. Paquin definitely has both the skill and the talent, during her teenage ages she earned numerous Young Artist nominations in Fly Away Home, The Member of the Wedding, and A Walk on the Moon. Paquin starred in film directed by Cameron Crowe’s Almost Famous, Steven Spielberg’s Amistad, and she gained further recognition for playing Rogue in the X-Men franchise (2000–2014). Strangely, she appeared to trade the mainstream movie industry for smaller-scale television acting, her performance as Sookie Stackhouse in True Blood is critically lauded, but that appears to be the only role she became known for. Her presence in the X-Men film got sidelined by Elliot Page in Last Stand, and later Days of Future Past.Thora Birch: Birch started her acting career as a child actress at age 6 in Purple People Eater, where she won a Young Artist Award, she gained further recognition as a child star in All I Want for Christmas, Patriot Game, Hocus Pocus, Monkey Trouble, Now and Then, and Alaska. Birch’s critical breakthrough came in 1999 when she played Jane Burnham (Lester Burnham’s daughter) in American Beauty, she had costarred with Scarlett Johansson in Ghost World, the film didn’t make money but it became a cult classic. Birch played Liz Murray in the biographical TV-film of Homeless to Harvard: the Liz Murray Story, she received great critical acclaim and earned an Emmy nomination. After these professional achievements, she seems to disappear into small budget films and television appearances.Josh Hartnett: Hartnett was big during the turn of the millennium, he initially rise to prominence from playing Jamie Lee Curtis’s son in Halloween H20: 20 Years Later, and followed with success in The Faculty and The Virgin Suicide, before transition to drama like Black Hawk Down, Pearl Harbor, and comedy like 40 Days and 40 Night. Hartnett was approached several times during the early 2000s to play Superman and he turned the role down each time. It appears after the critical disaster in Pearl Harbor, Hartnett consciously took a step back from the mainstream movie industry, and turn his attention to smaller, independent films; if he did not shine away from the top, he might become an A-list star with the superhero films.James Marsden: Marsden is in a lot of commercially successful films, he played Cyclops in X-Men, he played the secondary supporting roles (basically female lead’s backup boyfriend) in both The Notebook and Superman Returns, his performance in Hairspray and Enchanted are highly praised. He also gained further success with 27 Dresses with Katherine Heigl (when she was popular), the teen comedy Sex Drive, and Death at a Funeral. He should’ve became a bigger star in the 2010s, as he was at his prime, always wondered why he plays a lot of supporting roles instead of leading a film.Haley Joel Osment: Osment started his career as a famous child actor, while other child actors only have the adorable looks, Osment definitely has talent. His performances in the Sixth Sense and Steven Spielberg’s A.I. Artificial Intelligence were critically lauded, unfortunately he got the short end of the stick from puberty, and still retaining his child-like face, feels a little weird. Perhaps he was too famous as a kid, he still has a steady amount of roles in films and television, but never something on the same level as a Spielberg film.Lindsay Lohan: Lohan was a successful child actress, she played the dual role of twin Hallie and Annie in The Parent Trap remake, her performance received very high praise, she got a 3-picture deal with Disney which she put it to good use: two TV movies and the 2003 remake of Freaky Friday with Jamie Lee Curtis. Lohan became further successful with Confessional of a Teenage Drama Queen, the cult classic Mean Girls, and Herbie: Fully Loaded. Lohan was the “It Girl” of the early 2000s. 2006’s Just My Luck apparently broke Lohan’s winning record, and in 2007 everything went downhill for her. Her career had many interruptions from legal troubles and personal issues, backstab from her fame-seeking parents and self-sabotage with all-night partying. Such a shame, because she had both the looks and the talent, puberty didn’t affect her negatively, she has the on-screen charisma and the drive, but the partying really ruined her beauty and reputation.

SNAP can be used for food items only, and not for hot prepared food, under most circumstances. You should have received a list of acceptable items when you applied and/or were approved. Additionally, seeds to grow vegetables can be bought with SNAP, and in remote rural areas of Alaska it may be used for hunting, fishing, and trapping equipment. If there are other funds on your EBT card, such as tax refunds, unemployment compensation, TANF, SSI, child support collected from the other parent, etc that money is usually unrestricted in use. The SNAP funds will be coded specifically in the card to only be used for acceptable items. In very limited areas and after natural disasters, the homeless or displaced or disabled or elderly may be able to access hot meals with SNAP at congregate meal sites or limited participating low-cost restaurants. SNAP monthly allotments are not generous even for very low income people; it is difficult to afford basic groceries on them in most parts of the country, and unless you have NO income at all, the S really does stand for “supplemental” and the N for “nutrition” ; it isn’t intended to provide all your food. Many elderly and disabled on limited Social Security only get $15 to $35 a month in SNAP, and save it for the end of the month for milk, cereal, sale canned soup, and fresh veggies if any available.