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[Original question was which would win a bar fight.]Interesting question! To understand the answer, you need to know the five rules of the African safari.Literally no one fucks with a hippo.You do not fuck with hippos.Polar bears taste like salty chicken.Hippos are vegetarians, but they’d make an exception for a well-marinated polar bear.Yes, that is a baby hippo and no, those aren’t love licks.The play by play of the fight of the century:The polar bear walks in first, as per the prompt. The rhino walks in second, and the polar bear claims to go to the bathroom. In reality, polar bears are ambush predators and know a trap when they see one. It wisely sneaks out the back.The hippo - already slightly buzzed - doesn’t notice the rhino until it’s already inside. The hippo looks at the rhino. The rhino looks at the hippo. The bartender reaches nervously for his shotgun. The rhino orders a bottle of Armand de Brignac Champagne - the most expensive thing he sees on the shelf. “He’s paying,” the rhino grunts, nodding towards the hippo.The hippo nervously looks the rhino straight in the eye… reaches for its wallet, pays, and walks the fuck away. Which brings us to the last rule.5. No one told the rhinos that you don’t fuck with hippos.Being about 25% larger at the high end of the spectrum plus angrier and more at home on land (not to mention generally better in a bar fight), the 5,100lb white rhino prepares to gore the hippo to death if the hippo doesn’t pay up. In the river, the hippo would probably give him hell… but this is a bar, and the polar bear already used the “going to the bathroom” trick. There are other bars. The hippo goes and finds one.But what about the polar bear? you ask.Adult male polar bears weigh around 1,500lbs, max. Very impressive if you’re a cornered Eskimo or an unsuspecting seal pup, but if you’re an average male white rhino you’re 5,100lbs (that’s not a typo) of grump and attitude, and that polar bear would struggle to get through your hide even if you just stood there laughing at it while it tried. The polar bear decided to have some buddies over to the safety of his snow cave to drink.The rhino crashed his makeshift party, punched the polar bear in the face, then took his booze and his girl (chicks dig the horn). The polar bear is out of its league.For those arguing that 25% isn’t a big difference in size, it’s the difference between a slightly large 200lb guy and a 250lb body builder. It’s massive.[Edit: I’m amazed at how many people mistakenly think that polar bears routinely hunt walruses and other gigantic prey. Thank you, Hollywood. Polar bears primarily feed on 150lb seals that they primarily catch by ambushing them when they come up for air. They only go after dangerous prey like walruses when they are truly desperate because of the low chance of success and high chance that they’ll be fatally wounded. Here’s a David Attenborough narrated BBC Earth documentary that explains this, plus specifically notes that polar bear teeth and claws can’t get through walrus hide. Polar bears are not designed for prey that large.]

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