Wells Fargo Letter Head: Fill & Download for Free

I had recently been pulled over in my neighborhood. I believed the reason for the stop was that I had expired tags (my car registration was paid but I needed a smog check still). I saw the police cruiser approaching as I came to a stop at the 3-way stop, the officer hadn’t even reached the stop sign. I didn’t change my speed until I reached the next street (about 4 houses down from the stop), and then it was to slow down for the turn. She lights me up. I pulled over, hit the button which rolled the window down and waited. She walks over to my window and asks if I knew why I was stopped. I looked her square in the eye and said “no, but I know it couldn’t have been for speeding as I was only doing 25 in this residential zone.” She replies ““oh no you weren’t. You were going at least 40.” I then chuckled and with much rhetoric said ““Really…? Then show me that on your radar gun.” She then said she didn’t have me clocked on radar so I asked her where or how she came up with 40 then. Her next statement was this -verbatim- ““Well, because I had to accelerate to catch up to you.” I couldn’t help my response when I said ““Well, duh…” I then told her if that’s all she’s got then write me the ticket and I’d see her in court. She took my driver’s license and headed back to her cruiser to do just that and apparently noticed my expired tags. She came back over pointing out that I had expired tags and I said I knew that but I had just paid them - got my phone opened my Wells Fargo app showed her the dmv payment transaction and she was already frustrated with me and said that could’ve been for anything. I said yeah, not really….I was unable to get the automated payment processing center to place my order for pizza delivery with my registration payment - so no it couldn’t be a payment to the dmv for just anything.Fast forward to my court date scheduled for February 27. I was already running late and arrived 41 minutes late, walked in to court in session with the bailiff gesturing for me to come sit up front. I scanned the courtroom for that cop and felt somewhat disappointed that I wouldn’t get to argue my case. After whispering my name to the bailiff she searched the list for my name and came back to me and asked if I was scheduled to appear. I assured her I was and even handed her my appearance letter with the date highlighted in yellow. She took it and looked at the date, looks at her watch, looks back at the paper and says ““you’re scheduled for the 27th alright….but this paper says February 27th….we're on March 27th” I said ““so you mean to say I’m actually a month and 41 minutes late?” She sent me to clerks window - which was where I learned my case had been dismissed d because there was no appearance by either myself or the officer on that date. I guess she realized how dumb she sounded in her reason for pulling me over.

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Pastor we lived withA. I was 8 or 9 my when my pastor took my sister into the living room to talk to her. I put my ear to the door so I could hear what he was saying. He must of heard the door creak.He came after me with a belt and tore the hide off of me.INSTANT LOSS OF RESPECTMy sister was 10. When his wife got home, all hell broke loose. He said he whooped me cause I was sneaking around.His wife popped him. “HE SHOULD BE, THATS HIS SISTER”!!!INSTANT RESPECT, LOVE AND ADMIRATION FOR HIS WIFE.Damn this S.O.B. had me thinking I was disobedient, undisciplined and sneaky.2. Police officer gave me a ticket at 4:00am for riding my bike on the sidewalk. I was 25yoI worked night crew stocking, had my uniform on and was on my way to work. When he pulled me over he said, “I saw you throw something in that bush”, ran me and held me up.INSTANT LOSS OF RESPECT.I had to go to court. The judge took his time reading the report, then suddenly stopped and said, “ you were riding on the wrong side of the road at 4:00am?” I said yes, I was on my way to work.He literally said, “ wait at least 3xs”, taking it all in.“YOU WERE ON BICYCLE?”I swear I thought I heard him say,WHAT THE F#$!”CASE DISMISSED, SORRY SIR. As I began to walk out I overheard the judge asking his baliff, why do they do this?3. I was 38yo, getting some print work down (business cards made), this is when staples and officemax wasn't doing cards.Anyway, I met this older white male at his house to put my order in. I love mom and pop businesses, this is why I went to him in the first place. Anyway, before I went inside, I set up a couple of appointments for later that day.I guess he saw my success as a young black American as a threat.And thus makes this comment. “SO YOURE THE BOSS?I detest labels that put people above others. Yes I carry the liability if my team fails, but there's a partnership in the employee /employer relationship. I cannot do the job I was hired to do without these guys. In fact some of my team have trained me in better application of usage of certain tools of our trade. I just happen to be more on the paper work side.Anyway, He pauses, “so you really are the NIC”. Now I've never heard this term. Its like FNG. (fking new guy) NIC. (nigger in charge). WOW. I was taken back.INSTANT LOSS OF MY BUSINESS AND MY RESPECT.I SAID it then and I'll say it today.FUCK YOU OLD ASS RACIST MOTHERFUCKERS.Die already. Mankind is not going backward, we're moving forward. You've have been the cause and perpetrator's of endless deep hate, fear mongering on the people, biased news feeds, educational and cruel lies to make women feel inferior or that they are the cause of the worlds turmoil.From day one. Adam and Eve.Eve was deceived. Eve gave it to her husband. Eve was talking to a serpent.DON’T BE AN EVE. SUBMIT!Or if they hadn't worn a certain dress or piece of clothing, then maybe they wouldn't of been raped. All bullshit.4. Had me believing this crap for years. (My young mind)…until I had a good female friend, dressed appropriately, almost raped at a house party. Why almost? Because in a house filled with young men, I grabbed my balls and said, you know rape is 8 years minimum. We were escorted out of the apARTMENt and told never to come to that city again.(You know who you are)I'm still waiting for my thank you.I think I saved about 10 guys a lengthy prison term.FOR ALL THE GUYS IN THAT APARTMENT. I SWEAR ON MY EVERYTHING. NOT ONE MALE STOOD BESIDE ME. NOT ONE!!!INSTANT LOSS OF RESPECT.And the asshole that told us to get out called me a “square”. (Cause i didnt wanna rape) WTF???5. Sean hannity and Rush LimbaughA. I listened to these two religiously. Until I actually heard Rush say. “I hope Obama fails”.But wait. If Obama fails doesn't that mean. Not all, but some of america fails?Ah logic would say yes. And it has. So Rush. Sean, and Glenn Beck all for a paycheck. America is divided.But why do I mention Sean hannity?I've admired and listened to Sean since 1998′ 99′ , his change became noticeable to me during the Trevon Martin debacle. Granted although I strongly disagreed with hannity on Zimmerman issues, I still remained a faithful listener. I thought hey, he got this one wrong but I'm not one to throw the baby out with the bath water.The last straw with Sean was he blamed us Americans for being greedy when in 2008 we saw 30,000 foreclosures per month.Now logic would tell me and others that OPTION 1. America was in a state of emergency orOPTION 2. That we as the American people were undergoing one of the biggest hijacking, bullshit robberies since the Vietnam war or great depression.Hannity blamed us? Night after night I sat in astonishment staring at the TV.Then I started doing research, wow the banks. Not to mention, personal experience Sean. As my house went into the first stages of foreclosure (this is where you receive dates and letters).I went into the bank on Friday at 4:30pm to make a mortgage payment, $10,000.00 in hand. They would not accept it.Greedy my ass.!!! And some of you know how I left that bank.There is a reason they have bullet proof glass. Umm? Ok here's payment?We're not going to be able accept it.Oh that's fine, where do I send it.Umm, I can't tell you that, the gal that handles mortgage defaults went home early today.Ok? Wait a minute. I actually bank here.Sir! Please, I have a line, I've told you I can't help you, call mortgage company.But I thought Wells Fargo was my the bank that held my mortgage.No.Come to find out. As we were being locked out of our home, Sean and other investors were scooping up foreclosed properties.INSTANT LOSS OF RESPECT.Wells Fargo is in lawsuit one after another for robbing us, working Americans. Bank of America, same thing.We Americans were not greedy.When jobs go over seas and plants shut down, you lose that income. And now if you're on food stamps (God bless ya), he calls you entitlement generation. Yet as tax payers we put into a kitty for a rainy day.What Sean doesn't tell us is the properties he's purchased were through government programs.ENTITLEMENT PROGRAMS. (Fannie may)Also, this is truth. Do you know that while fighting in Iraq some of our men and women were going through FORECLOSURES?????HUH???? I'm scratching my head on this one.I just watched half my platoon disappear to come home to this bank owned bullshit.People we have been robbed.And finally,“I can pardon myself”???What am I listening to. You can what?Sean where you at? Did POTUS just say?I'm done. INSTANT! INSTANT!UNited We Stand. Divided We Fall.