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Doofenshmirtz from the show Phineas and Ferb has the most tragic backstory ever.His parents failed to show up for his birth​​​When he was five he threw his own surprise party​​​His first inator lost in the science exhibition against a baking soda volcano​​​​​His father disowned him as he couldn't jump from a high dive​​​His parents used bags to cover their heads as they were ashamed to walk with him​​​​His father adopted a dog and named it "only son". Only son went on to win many awards and made his father proud.​​​​His parents had to give away their gnome toys and he replaced the toys. He couldn't move. While other kids were playing he had to stand in front of his house as a toy. At nights his only companion was the moon and his neighbour.​​​His second bigger inator lost against the same f***in baking soda volcano​ in the next science exhibition.​​​When his mother was pregnant with his brother she weaved clothes expecting a girl child. But as it was a boy, he was made to wear those clothes.​​​​When he was little, he used to smell bad so no-one would come near him.​​​​For some time of his life he was disowned by his parents and was raised by ocelots.​​​​He had to get a job at a carnival and the only one available was the dunking booth, so he was used as the "ball" who was being thrown, so the other guy could fall into the water.He got a ballon at the carnival and he named the ballon "balloonie". They became best friends but when he was standing as a gnomo, balloonie started floating away and he couldn't move, so he lost his ballon.​ Balloonie was his only friend in his childhood and it was a f***in balloon.​​He got a bear using the money he save for a year and gifted it to his mother. His mother gifted it to his little brother.​​He did shadow art using his hands to impress a girl. But the girl was impressed by a guy with a bigger hand and fingers.​​​​His parents once sent him to a store but the reality was that it was a ship painted as a store and his parents wanted to send him away. He was made to clean that boat and was kicked out of that boat and thus he ended up in America.​​​There was a time when he wanted to focus on poetry and wrote a poem. But again a baking soda volcano won over him.​​​​He was a Bratwursts street vendor and people laughed at him.​​​​He was under appreciated by his daughter, until she realized he had gone to all ends of the earth to find the doll she asked for when she was little.​​​His best day was the day which he met his nemesis Perry the platypus.​​​​No one has ever had a tragic story sadder than Doofenshmirtz.During my childhood I laughed at him. But today I am feeling sorry for him.​​​

It’s not that difficult, really!All you need is a Super-Compressor-inator !Let me tell you how it will work—Step 1: You enter the Super-Compressor-inator.Step 2: It would apply an extremely high amount of pressure on you (way more than your parents ever did), and compress you into an infinitesimally small volume.Step 3: You would become infinitely dense (way more than you are now) (see what I did there), and… you’re ready to stop time!But wait.That doesn’t make any sense, right?What does being compressed into an infinitely dense point mass have to do with stopping time?Well, two words —Black HoleTheoretically speaking, any object which has been compressed enough, that its radius becomes smaller than its Schwarzschild radius, turns into a Black Hole.The Schwarzschild radius is given as[math]r_{s} = \frac {2GM}{c^2}[/math]where [math]G[/math] is the gravitational constant, [math]M[/math] is the object mass in kilograms and [math]c[/math] is the speed of light in meters per second.According to this equation, the Schwarzschild radius for a Human adult weighing around 70 kg would be [math]1.039×10^{-25} m[/math]That’s much, much smaller than even an atom!So, if a person could be highly compressed so that their size becomes smaller than that value, they would become a Black Hole![1][1][1][1]Now, inside a black hole time does seem to stop.I’m no physicist, so I should take the help of Physics Stack Exchange[2][2][2][2] :In the context of the static black hole (Schwarzschild black hole) solution, there is a coordinate system (Schwarzschild coordinates) that we can associate with the observer at infinity. That is to say, the coordinate time corresponds to the proper time of a hypothetical entity arbitrarily far from the black hole.…if you draw the worldline of a particle falling into a black hole, you will find that the coordinate time in the Schwarzschild metric grows infinite as the particle approaches the event horizon. Naively, this would seem to imply that a particle takes forever to fall into a black hole, which would mean that it becomes slower and slower as it approaches the event horizon. And as it would seem to imply that the particle comes to stop, some people say that "time stops at the event horizon".So…You simply need to compress yourself so that your size becomes less than your Schwarzschild radius, which would turn you into a black hole and you’d be able to stop time… well, kind of.All you need to do is build a functioning Super-Compressor-inator !:DFootnotes[1] Black Holes and You: Schwarzschild Radius[1] Black Holes and You: Schwarzschild Radius[1] Black Holes and You: Schwarzschild Radius[1] Black Holes and You: Schwarzschild Radius[2] Why does time stop in black holes?[2] Why does time stop in black holes?[2] Why does time stop in black holes?[2] Why does time stop in black holes?

Dr. Heinz DoofenshmirtzLet’s do a little rundown on his life:Neither of his parents showed up to his own birthHis father forced him to spend hours outside as a gnome (or else he’d be kicked)His only two friends as a children were wolf puppetsNobody showed up to his birthday partiesHe was routinely bullied at schoolHis father named the family dog “Only Son” to represent the son he never had; after the dog made the family a fortune Heinz was forced to continue being a garden gnomeHeinz’s only talent as a teenager was making shadow puppets, so when a new kid named Hans came to town with the same skill, Heinz had nothing to offer to the townspeopleHis peers would kick sand in his faceBuilt giant death devices (inators) as a child for sciene fairs just to lose out to a baking soda volcano every yearTried to be a bratwurst street vendor, but the hot dog vendors stole all his sales and his business floppedHis mother loved his brother more than him because his brother was better at kickballBuilt a woman he loved who was obsessed with whales a whale translation device…the whale told the woman to dump Heinz and she didHeinz was forced to wear pink dresses to school and be picked on by his peersHeinz smelled like pork as a child and nobody wanted to be near himHe was used as a thrown object at a dunk tankHe was given a balloon at the carnival, but one night while he was being a garden gnome he lost a hold of his balloon friend and had to let it leave himHis mother wouldn’t allow him to swim at the poolsEven as an adult he gets made fun of by a mime in a public park where everyone can see and laugh at HeinzRuined his date with Linda Flynn-FletcherHis parents tried forcing him to do deep-diving, but when Heinz was too scared his parents grew resentful of their son and their hatred for him grew strongerHeinz spent his entire year’s savings to get his mother a gift, when his mother received it she passed it onto Heinz’s brotherAnd the list goes on…This man doesn’t need to take over the Tri-State Area, this man needs therapy.