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Is President Obama guilty of treason?

Quick answer, no.This question points to a problem, Republican lies. This sort of accusation is nothing new but what is disturbing is the Republicans are still spinning Obama conspiracy theories. I thought they were finally finished with Obama’s successful administration coming to an end but, just in case, I saved my boilerplate response.Most people would be surprised at both how many of these theories there are and how crazy they are. Here's a list to real-life conspiracy theories about Obama to demonstrate that this is just another in a long line stretching back to before Obama was president. I have checked out enough to believe this is a good list:Number one and one of our all time favorites: Obama is a secret Muslim: This one began right after he took the stage at the 2004 Democratic convention, with chain emails alleging his "true" religious affiliation. The rumor soon found its way onto the popular conservative online forum Free Republic, and took on a whole new life in the years to come. Related: Obama secretly speaks Arabic, attended a madrassa as a kid in Indonesia, referred to "my Muslim faith" in an interview, and was sworn in on a Koran. Obama attended an Indonesian public schoolObama is bringing 100 million Muslims to America: Avi Lipkin and his PR outfit Special Guests claimed to have evidence of a scheme to bring roughly 100 million Muslims from the Middle East into the United States, converting the country into an Islamic nation by the end of Obama's second term and making it easier to obliterate Israel. Obama's Secret Plot To Bring 100 Million Muslims to the USObama once aided the mujahideen: Harlem pastor and professional race-baiter James David Manning contended that in his younger days, Obama went undercover as a CIA agent to facilitate the transfer of cash and weapons to the Afghan mujahideenin the '80s, thereby aiding what would become the Taliban. Where Stupid Meets Racist: Venn Diagram Of Every Major Right Wing Obama Conspiracy! (INFOGRAPHIC)Obama is in the pocket of the Muslim Brotherhood: Billy Graham's son Franklin wants you to know that Obama is allowing the Muslim Brotherhood to take over the federal government. CHILLING: Rev. Graham EXPOSES Why Obama is REALLY Protecting Radical Islam (VIDEO) - The Political InsiderObama redecorated the Oval Office in Middle Eastern style: Driven by his fierce sense of anti-American interior design, Obama got rid of the red, white, and blue decoration scheme in his White House office. President Obama Has Redecorated the Oval Office Middle Eastern Style-Fiction! President Obama Has Redecorated the Oval Office Middle Eastern Style-Fiction!Tempest in a teapot: Obama took the flag off Air Force One and replaced it with his logo on Air Force One: Actually he has his logo and a flag on his chartered campaign jet. He did not change the markings on Air Force One.Barack Obama Removes Flag from Air Force One?No Flag on Obama’s Plane?Campaign planeAir Force OneObama married a Pakistani guy: World Net Daily correspondent and conspiracy monger extraordinaire Jerome Corsi posted a video in which he claimed to have "strong"evidence that Obama was once married to his college roommate from Pakistan. The smoking gun: Photos of the chums in which the future president is "sitting about on the [Pakistani roommate's] lap."Related: For years Obama wore a gold ring on his left hand. Was it his gay-wedding ring? Tea Party author says evidence proves Obama married a Pakistani man. https://www.rt.com/usa/obama-married-man-corsi-285/Obama financed his early drug addiction as a prostitute: Mary Lou Bruner broke this shocker. Obama has a soft spot for homosexuals because of the years he spent as a male prostitute in his twenties. That is how he paid for his drugs. He has admitted he was addicted to drugs when he was young (he hasn’t), and he is sympathetic with homosexuals; but he hasn’t come out of the closet about his own homosexual/bisexual background. Leading Texas education board candidate: Obama was gay prostitute, Democrats killed JFKObama's ring has a Koranic verse on it: The very same ring, which Obama now wears as his (straight) wedding band, is allegedly emblazoned with a key phrase in the Islamic declaration of faith: "There is no god except Allah." (It's not.) Obama’s ring: ‘There is no god but Allah’Obama was funded by a Saudi prince: Another fairy tale courtesy of Corsi: In late-'70s Chicago, Obama secured political and academic funding from a variety of sketchy Arab sponsors, including a Saudi prince. Which may explain why President Obama bowed to the Saudi king when they met in 2009. Saudis control Obama & Fox NewsObama was born in Kenya: In early 2008, fringe theorists began a push to prove Obama was born on foreign soil and was therefore ineligible to live in the White House. The theory gained national attention thanks to the efforts of perennial GOP candidate Alan Keyes, "birther queen" Orly Taitz, and Corsi. Related: Obama's birth certificate is a fake, he killed his grandmother in Hawaii because she knew the truth, sealed access to his birth certificate and other damning documents, and did pretty much everything you could possibly do for the sake of a phony birth certificate. The Right is RightObama lost his US citizenship: According to Corsi, Obama became a citizen of Indonesia while he lived there as a child.Michelle's "whitey" tape:During the 2008 campaign, rumors surfaced that a video of Michelle Obama using the word "whitey" would be released to sink her husband's campaign. It's never materialized. Related: The time GlennBeck called Barack Obama a racist. Whitey tape - RationalWikiMy personal favorite - Michelle is a male transexual named Michael: More right wing fascination with homosexuality. Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States, was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964. He was the second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and union thug for Crime Lord/Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV virus in 1998. He [Michael] was a popular high school athlete and in 1982, he accepted a scholarship to play middle middleline backer for the Oregon State Beavers.Is Michelle Obama A Transgender? - Truth And ActionMichelle Obama is a transexual?Michelle as Michael, #44Obama was a Black Panther: Well, only if you're not very good at spotting photoshopped images. Obama would have been in grade school at the time the photo was http://taken.snopes.com: Barack 'Black Panther' ObamaThe photoshopped photoThe originalObama is the son of Malcolm X: Because, you know, black people. This charmer popped up on Atlas Shrugged, Pamela Geller's anti-Muslim website. (Geller is also known for obsessing over Shariah turkeys she believes are destroying Thanksgiving.) Covering the news the media won't cover.Obama is the son of Frank Marshall Davis: The conspiracy film Dreams From my Real Father espouses the theory that Davis, a leftist activist, was not only Obama's ideological mentor but his biological father. Related: Obama got a nose job to make his nose look less like Davis'.Obama's mom and dad were communists: That would be his real father, Barack Obama, Sr.Obama's ghostwriter was Bill Ayers: Conservative commentators claimed they uncovered evidence that ex-Weatherman Bill Ayers was the true author of Obama's 1995 memoir Dreams from my Father. Beyond their shared radicalism, Obama asked Ayers to help because he had writer's block. Bill Ayers Admits For Second Time He Wrote Obama's 'Dreams From My Father'Obama trained to overthrow the government: In 2008, leading Obama conspiracy theorist Andy Martin declared on Fox News' Hannity's America that the then-presidential candidate had trained for "a radical overthrow of the government" during his time as a community organizer in Chicago. Andy MartinObama wouldn't say the Pledge of Allegiance: During the '08 campaign, Obama was rumored to have refused to say the pledge during a town hall meeting. A photo of the incident was actually taken while the national anthem was being sung.Obama ordered soldiers to swear allegiance to him: In April 2009, a clearly satirical report detailing how secretary of defense Robert Gates was growing"extremely frustrated" with the White House's plans to scrub the Constitution from the military oath of loyalty made the rounds on the right-wing blogosphere. Hey, Obama, Didn't Hitler Also Want The Military To Pledge Allegiance To Him?Obama secretly gave away American islands to Russia: Texas House candidate Wes Riddle endorsed this theory and noted the relinquishment as grounds for impeachment. However, the seven Arctic islands were actually given away in 1991 by President George H.W. Bush. Conspiracy Watch: Conspiracy Watch: Did Obama Give American Islands to Russia?Obama caused the recession in 1995: According to a recent Daily Caller story, Obama's efforts to forcebanks to lend to African Americans in the mid-'90s led to the subprime mortgage crises that killed the economy in 2008. Daily Caller Hawks Racially Tinged Obama-Recession Conspiracy TheoryObama's youth reeducation camps: Rep.Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) warned that "young people will be put into mandatory service" at politically correct, billion-dollar camps run by the Democrats. Bachmann Warns Of "Re-Education Camps" For Young PeopleObama's coming for your guns: Extreme gun-rights outfits, along with Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.), alleged that the Obama administration is supporting the (nonexistent) United Nations Small Arms Treaty, which would lead to nationwide gun confiscation. Unfounded fears of gun confiscation have multiplied since the Newtown massacre. Even if such a treaty came to pass, U.S. rights and laws regarding the sale and ownership of small arms would still apply within the United States. U.N. Arms Trade TreatyObama’s favorite: The "Jade Helm 15" military training exercise was a cover to implement martial law and stay in office for a third term.Texas residents were up in arms this week over a planned U.S. military training exercise that's been portrayed in right-wing conspiracy theory circles as everything from a ploy to confiscate Americans' guns to an excuse to abduct political dissidents. The speculation reached such a feverpitch that Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) on Tuesday asked the State Guard to monitor the exercise so that residents will know their safety, constitutional rights, private property rights and civil liberties will not be infringed."Obama calls this his favorite conspiracy theory about him and said “Anybody who thinks I could get away with telling Michelle I’m going to be president any longer than eight years does not know my wife.” Jade Helm 15 conspiracy theoriesObama's coming for your gold: This theory was floated by Glenn Beck and the gold company he shilled for.Obama is planning FEMA concentration camps: Again with the camps. This theory got a big boost from Glenn Beck (who claims he didn't mean anything by it). Related: An executive order titled, "National Defense Resources Preparedness," was issued in the middle of March 2012.Conservative commentators saw it as a martial law power-grab that allowed the president to commandeer farmland, steal everyone's food,and draft any American into slave labor for a war of aggression against Iran. Also, he has a "secret vault" at Interpol's headquarters for imprisoning Americans. Secret FEMA Secret FEMA Death Camps: Already At A Location Near YouObama wants to confiscate your IRA: Conservatives sent out a message ad claiming that Obama wants to seize your retirement account by force.Obama caused the BP oil spill: Conspiracy-minded radio host Alex Jones promoted the theory that the Deepwater Horizon spill was all part of the administration's plans of oil nationalization and global government.Obama was behind the Aurora massacre: In July, Gun Owners of America blasted out a press release claiming that the mass murder at a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado, was suspiciously timed. "Someone in Washington" was probably behind it, paving the way for Obama-led firearm confiscation and "government genocide."Obama personally caused Hurricane Sandy: It wasn't global warming that made Sandy so intense; it was Barack. Alex Jones' site reported the president engineered the storm using a Pentagon weather modification project. The mayhem caused by the hurricane would afford Obama the opportunity to score points by briskly managing disaster relief a week before the election. Conspiracy Theorists Say Obama Engineered Hurricane SandyObama had Andrew Breitbart killed: In March 2012, conservative media impresario Andrew Breitbart died of heart failure. Less than a month prior to his death, he had announced that he had uncovered footage of Obama's formative years as a radical. So obviously, Obama had him offed. (The tapes were revealed to contain things like a young Obama hugging a black college professor.) Related: People like a Rod Blagojevich fund raiser and an Obama impersonator died between 2008 and 2012. Obama was in office between 2008 and 2012 coincidence?!?! Ex-CIA agent says Obama had Andrew Breitbart and Tom Clancy assassinatedObama spiked the jobs report: "Job struthers" (like former GE CEO Jack Welch and Florida tea party congressman Allen West) accused the Obama administration of cooking the September unemployment numbers to manufacture a rosier picture of the economy and boost the president's chances of reelection.Obama faked bin Laden's death: Since no photographs of Osama bin Laden's corpse were produced, the Al Qaeda leader must still be out there. Fox News' Steve Doocy and Andrew Napolitano entertained the idea that Operation Neptune Spear was merely a ploy to revive Obama's sagging approval ratings.Obama's plan to fake an assassination attempt: A false-flag operation would create urban tumult and give Obama the pretext to declare martial law, thus suspending democracy, postponing the 2012 election, and prolonging his stay in office. The theory was flagged by Tenn. State Rep. Kelly Keisling, among others, after circulating online. Page on The TennesseanObama’s death squads targets gun rights activists: The tea party, with the help of libertarian websites, has uncovered this one. They were tipped off by Russian security forces. The Latest Right-Wing Conspiracy Theory: Obama Death Squads Targeting Gun Rights ActivistsObama's planning a third term: The dust from the 2012 election had barely cleared when this one popped up.Obama the brainwashing hypnotist: As a master of neurolinguistic programming, Obama persuaded Americans to vote for him via subliminal messages. Related: Rush Limbaugh pondered if hypnosis was the reason that so many Jewish voters were in the bag for Obama. In October, Georgia GOP lawmakers held a briefing on the president's secret mind-control plot.Obama's teleprompter: Obama's eloquence is a myth! The 44th president is incapable of speaking in public without his teleprompter.Republicans mock Obama’s teleprompter useObama's Teleprompter: The GOP's Dumbest AttackObama had a ghostwriter for everything: Jack Cashill over at WND had a hot scoop on how Obama's love letters to his college girlfriend were ghostwritten.Obama's anti-Semitic poetry: However, according to the American Thinker, Obama's ghostwriters did not write his youthful poem "Underground", which compares Jews to fig-eating underwater apes and echoes Koranic verse.Obama's exiled lover: Obama was supposedly fooling around with an attractive young staffer from his 2004 Senate campaign. Michelle Obama had the temptress packed off to the Caribbean before the '08 campaign.Obama is gay: Which explains why he joined Rev. Jeremiah Wright's church. (Via Corsi, of course) This Man Has Proof That Obama Is Gay | VICE | SwedenObama's crack cocaine/gay sex/murder orgy cover-up: In 2008, a small-time conman named Larry Sinclair and his kilt-wearing lawyer held a press conference to tell the world of the future president's murderous, drug-and-sodomy-fueled crimes.Mom of Murdered Obama Gay Lover Speaks UpFlashback: Obama’s Gay Sex-Cocaine Romps with Larry SinclairObama's campaigns were funded by drug money: During an October conference call organized to oppose pot legalization, a writer from Lyndon LaRouche's magazine asked about "reports [that both Obama's] 2008 and 2012 presidential campaigns have been financed in part by laundered drug money."Obama is the Antichrist: Related: If you play his 2008 Democratic nomination acceptance speech backwards, you can hear him instruct listeners to do Satan's bidding. 31 BIBLICAL PROPHESIES THAT PROVE WHO... - Barack Obama is the Antichrist 2017Obama is a lizard overlord: According to codes hidden in Biblical verse, Obama is a reptilian humanoid. This idea has found its way on to some right-wing radio shows, and two Daily Caller reporters recently published a (satirical?) e-book on the topic titled, The Lizard King - Jamie Weinstein, Will Rahn - E-bookBarack Obama is the Lizard-King, Say 12 Million Americans Barack Obama is the Lizard-King, Say 12 Million AmericansObama's adventures on Mars: As a teen,Obama participated in a CIA initiative to teleport to Mars using a top-secret "jump room." Self-described time travelers William Stillings and Andrew Basiago claim to have met the future POTUS at American space bases on the Red Planet. In early 2012, a spokesman for the National Security Council actually acknowledged these claims, and issued a fairly convincing denial. Mars visitors Basiago and Stillings confirm Barack Obama traveled to MarsObamacare can withhold care from those un-worthy of medical care: Sarah Palin informed us Obamacare will have “death panels” who can decided to withhold care from those unworthy of medical care such as Palin’s elderly parents or children with Down syndrome. As a result a worthy section of the bill to provide voluntary counseling to Medicare patients about living wills, advance directives, and end-of-life care options was removed from the bill. "Death panel" was named as PoliticFactLie of the Year", one of Fact Check’s "whoppers", and the most outrageous new term by the American Dialect Society. Death panelIn 2014 Tea Party Nation emailed members the following. These guys love their legalese:The time has come to DEMAND the IMMEDIATE ARREST and PROSECUTION of one BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA upon his willful and transgression of 18 U.S. Code 2339A.I hereby call on all members of the House and the Senate to begin impeachment proceeding against Barack Hussein Obama and for Andrew B. Drew Willison, the current Senate Seargent [sic] at Arms to issue and execute an arrest warrant, taking the president, Barack Hussein Obama into custody.Barack Hussein Obama is in direct violation of 18 U.S. Code 2339A Providing material support to terrorists as a result of the removal of five Taliban GITMO detained terrorists and the transfer OF them to the government of Qatar where they, according to the specified arrangement negotiated BY Obama that they only be keep from traveling for a period of one year. IMPEACH AND ARREST THE TYRANT KING OBAMA!!Chart: Almost Every Obama Conspiracy Theory Ever

Is there any truth to the NRA's allegation that “Barack Hussein Obama and European leaders are plotting the confiscation of Americans' guns”?

While this is silly what is not so obvious is this is part of a larger pattern of Obama conspiracy theories.Most people would be surprised at both how many of these theories there are and how crazy they are. Here's a list to real-life conspiracy theories about Obama to demonstrate that this is just another in a long line stretching back to before Obama was president. I have checked out enough to believe this is a good list:Number one and one of our all time favorites: Obama is a secret Muslim: This one began right after he took the stage at the 2004 Democratic convention, with chain emails alleging his "true" religious affiliation. The rumor soon found its way onto the popular conservative online forum Free Republic, and took on a whole new life in the years to come. Related: Obama secretly speaks Arabic, attended a madrassa as a kid in Indonesia, referred to "my Muslim faith" in an interview, and was sworn in on a Koran. Obama attended an Indonesian public schoolObama is bringing 100 million Muslims to America: Avi Lipkin and his PR outfit Special Guests claimed to have evidence of a scheme to bring roughly 100 million Muslims from the Middle East into the United States, converting the country into an Islamic nation by the end of Obama's second term and making it easier to obliterate Israel. Obama's Secret Plot To Bring 100 Million Muslims to the USObama once aided the mujahideen: Harlem pastor and professional race-baiter James David Manning contended that in his younger days, Obama went undercover as a CIA agent to facilitate the transfer of cash and weapons to the Afghan mujahideenin the '80s, thereby aiding what would become the Taliban. Where Stupid Meets Racist: Venn Diagram Of Every Major Right Wing Obama Conspiracy! (INFOGRAPHIC)Obama is in the pocket of the Muslim Brotherhood: Billy Graham's son Franklin wants you to know that Obama is allowing the Muslim Brotherhood to take over the federal government. CHILLING: Rev. Graham EXPOSES Why Obama is REALLY Protecting Radical Islam (VIDEO) - The Political InsiderObama redecorated the Oval Office in Middle Eastern style: Driven by his fierce sense of anti-American interior design, Obama got rid of the red, white, and blue decoration scheme in his White House office. President Obama Has Redecorated the Oval Office Middle Eastern Style-Fiction! President Obama Has Redecorated the Oval Office Middle Eastern Style-Fiction!Tempest in a teapot: Obama took the flag off Air Force One and replaced it with his logo on Air Force One: Actually he has his logo and a flag on his chartered campaign jet. He did not change the markings on Air Force One.Barack Obama Removes Flag from Air Force One?No Flag on Obama’s Plane?Campaign planeAir Force OneObama married a Pakistani guy: World Net Daily correspondent and conspiracy monger extraordinaire Jerome Corsi posted a video in which he claimed to have "strong"evidence that Obama was once married to his college roommate from Pakistan. The smoking gun: Photos of the chums in which the future president is "sitting about on the [Pakistani roommate's] lap."Related: For years Obama wore a gold ring on his left hand. Was it his gay-wedding ring? Tea Party author says evidence proves Obama married a Pakistani man. https://www.rt.com/usa/obama-married-man-corsi-285/Obama financed his early drug addiction as a prostitute: Mary Lou Bruner broke this shocker. Obama has a soft spot for homosexuals because of the years he spent as a male prostitute in his twenties. That is how he paid for his drugs. He has admitted he was addicted to drugs when he was young (he hasn’t), and he is sympathetic with homosexuals; but he hasn’t come out of the closet about his own homosexual/bisexual background. Leading Texas education board candidate: Obama was gay prostitute, Democrats killed JFKObama's ring has a Koranic verse on it: The very same ring, which Obama now wears as his (straight) wedding band, is allegedly emblazoned with a key phrase in the Islamic declaration of faith: "There is no god except Allah." (It's not.) Obama’s ring: ‘There is no god but Allah’Obama was funded by a Saudi prince: Another fairy tale courtesy of Corsi: In late-'70s Chicago, Obama secured political and academic funding from a variety of sketchy Arab sponsors, including a Saudi prince. Which may explain why President Obama bowed to the Saudi king when they met in 2009. Saudis control Obama & Fox NewsObama was born in Kenya: In early 2008, fringe theorists began a push to prove Obama was born on foreign soil and was therefore ineligible to live in the White House. The theory gained national attention thanks to the efforts of perennial GOP candidate Alan Keyes, "birther queen" Orly Taitz, and Corsi. Related: Obama's birth certificate is a fake, he killed his grandmother in Hawaii because she knew the truth, sealed access to his birth certificate and other damning documents, and did pretty much everything you could possibly do for the sake of a phony birth certificate. The Right is RightObama lost his US citizenship: According to Corsi, Obama became a citizen of Indonesia while he lived there as a child.Michelle's "whitey" tape: During the 2008 campaign, rumors surfaced that a video of Michelle Obama using the word "whitey" would be released to sink her husband's campaign. It's never materialized. Related: The time Glenn Beck called Barack Obama a racist. Whitey tape - RationalWikiMy personal favorite - Michelle is a male transexual named Michael: More right wing fascination with homosexuality. Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States, was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964. He was the second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and union thug for Crime Lord/Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV virus in 1998. He [Michael] was a popular high school athlete and in 1982, he accepted a scholarship to play middle middleline backer for the Oregon State Beavers.Is Michelle Obama A Transgender? - Truth And ActionMichelle Obama is a transexual?Photos don’t lie! Michelle as Michael, #44Obama was a Black Panther: Well, only if you're not very good at spotting photoshopped images. Obama would have been in grade school at the time the photo was http://taken.snopes.com: Barack 'Black Panther' ObamaThe photoshopped photoThe originalObama is the son of Malcolm X: Because, you know, black people. This charmer popped up on Atlas Shrugged, Pamela Geller's anti-Muslim website. (Geller is also known for obsessing over Shariah turkeys she believes are destroying Thanksgiving.) Covering the news the media won't cover.Obama is the son of Frank Marshall Davis: The conspiracy film Dreams From my Real Father espouses the theory that Davis, a leftist activist, was not only Obama's ideological mentor but his biological father. Related: Obama got a nose job to make his nose look less like Davis'.Obama's mom and dad were communists: That would be his real father, Barack Obama, Sr.Obama's ghostwriter was Bill Ayers: Conservative commentators claimed they uncovered evidence that ex-Weatherman Bill Ayers was the true author of Obama's 1995 memoir Dreams from my Father. Beyond their shared radicalism, Obama asked Ayers to help because he had writer's block. Bill Ayers Admits For Second Time He Wrote Obama's 'Dreams From My Father'Obama trained to overthrow the government: In 2008, leading Obama conspiracy theorist Andy Martin declared on Fox News' Hannity's America that the then-presidential candidate had trained for "a radical overthrow of the government" during his time as a community organizer in Chicago. Andy MartinObama wouldn't say the Pledge of Allegiance: During the '08 campaign, Obama was rumored to have refused to say the pledge during a town hall meeting. A photo of the incident was actually taken while the national anthem was being sung.Obama ordered soldiers to swear allegiance to him: In April 2009, a clearly satirical report detailing how secretary of defense Robert Gates was growing"extremely frustrated" with the White House's plans to scrub the Constitution from the military oath of loyalty made the rounds on the right-wing blogosphere. Hey, Obama, Didn't Hitler Also Want The Military To Pledge Allegiance To Him?Obama secretly gave away American islands to Russia: Texas House candidate Wes Riddle endorsed this theory and noted the relinquishment as grounds for impeachment. However, the seven Arctic islands were actually given away in 1991 by President George H.W. Bush. Conspiracy Watch: Conspiracy Watch: Did Obama Give American Islands to Russia?Obama caused the recession in 1995: According to a recent Daily Caller story, Obama's efforts to forcebanks to lend to African Americans in the mid-'90s led to the subprime mortgage crises that killed the economy in 2008. Daily Caller Hawks Racially Tinged Obama-Recession Conspiracy TheoryObama's youth reeducation camps: Rep.Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) warned that "young people will be put into mandatory service" at politically correct, billion-dollar camps run by the Democrats. Bachmann Warns Of "Re-Education Camps" For Young PeopleObama's coming for your guns: Extreme gun-rights outfits, along with Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.), alleged that the Obama administration is supporting the (nonexistent) United Nations Small Arms Treaty, which would lead to nationwide gun confiscation. Unfounded fears of gun confiscation have multiplied since the Newtown massacre. Even if such a treaty came to pass, U.S. rights and laws regarding the sale and ownership of small arms would still apply within the United States. U.N. Arms Trade TreatyObama’s favorite: The "Jade Helm 15" military training exercise was a cover to implement martial law and stay in office for a third term.Texas residents were up in arms this weekover a planned U.S. military training exercise that's been portrayed in right-wing conspiracy theory circles as everything from a ploy to confiscate Americans' guns to an excuse to abduct political dissidents. The speculation reached such a feverpitch that Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) on Tuesday asked the State Guard to monitor the exercise so that residents will know their safety, constitutional rights, private property rights and civil liberties will not be infringed."Obama calls this his favorite conspiracy theory about him and said “Anybody who thinks I could get away with telling Michelle I’m going to be president any longer than eight years does not know my wife.” Jade Helm 15 conspiracy theoriesObama's coming for your gold: This theory was floated by Glenn Beck and the gold company he shilled for.Obama is planning FEMA concentration camps: Again with the camps. This theory got a big boost from Glenn Beck (who claims he didn't mean anything by it). Related: An executive order titled, "National Defense Resources Preparedness," was issued in the middle of March 2012.Conservative commentators saw it as a martial law power-grab that allowed the president to commandeer farmland, steal everyone's food,and draft any American into slave labor for a war of aggression against Iran. Also, he has a "secret vault" at Interpol's headquarters for imprisoning Americans. Secret FEMA Secret FEMA Death Camps: Already At A Location Near YouObama wants to confiscate your IRA: Conservatives sent out a message ad claiming that Obama wants to seize your retirement account by force.Obama caused the BP oil spill: Conspiracy-minded radio host Alex Jones promoted the theory that the Deepwater Horizon spill was all part of the administration's plans of oil nationalization and global government.Obama was behind the Aurora massacre: In July, Gun Owners of America blasted out a press release claiming that the mass murder at a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado, was suspiciously timed. "Someone in Washington" was probably behind it, paving the way for Obama-led firearm confiscation and "government genocide."Obama personally caused Hurricane Sandy: It wasn't global warming that made Sandy so intense; it was Barack. Alex Jones' site reported the president engineered the storm using a Pentagon weather modification project. The mayhem caused by the hurricane would afford Obama the opportunity to score points by briskly managing disaster relief a week before the election. Conspiracy Theorists Say Obama Engineered Hurricane SandyObama had Andrew Breitbart killed: In March 2012, conservative media impresario Andrew Breitbart died of heart failure. Less than a month prior to his death, he had announced that he had uncovered footage of Obama's formative years as a radical. So obviously, Obama had him offed. (The tapes were revealed to contain things like a young Obama hugging a black college professor.) Related: People like a Rod Blagojevich fund raiser and an Obama impersonator died between 2008 and 2012. Obama was in office between 2008 and 2012 coincidence?!?! Ex-CIA agent says Obama had Andrew Breitbart and Tom Clancy assassinatedObama spiked the jobs report: "Job struthers" (like former GE CEO Jack Welch and Florida tea party congressman Allen West) accused the Obama administration of cooking the September unemployment numbers to manufacture a rosier picture of the economy and boost the president's chances of reelection.Obama faked bin Laden's death: Since no photographs of Osama bin Laden's corpse were produced, the Al Qaeda leader must still be out there. Fox News' Steve Doocy and Andrew Napolitano entertained the idea that Operation Neptune Spear was merely a ploy to revive Obama's sagging approval ratings.Obama's plan to fake an assassination attempt: A false-flag operation would create urban tumult and give Obama the pretext to declare martial law, thus suspending democracy, postponing the 2012 election, and prolonging his stay in office. The theory was flagged by Tenn. State Rep. Kelly Keisling, among others, after circulating online. Page on The TennesseanObama’s death squads targets gun rights activists: The tea party, with the help of libertarian websites, has uncovered this one. They were tipped off by Russian security forces. The Latest Right-Wing Conspiracy Theory: Obama Death Squads Targeting Gun Rights ActivistsObama's planning a third term: The dust from the 2012 election had barely cleared when this one popped up.Obama the brainwashing hypnotist: As a master of neurolinguistic programming, Obama persuaded Americans to vote for him via subliminal messages. Related: Rush Limbaugh pondered if hypnosis was the reason that so many Jewish voters were in the bag for Obama. In October, Georgia GOP lawmakers held a briefing on the president's secret mind-control plot.Obama's teleprompter: Obama's eloquence is a myth! The 44th president is incapable of speaking in public without his teleprompter.Bush with teleprompterReagan with teleprompterRomney with teleprompterRepublicans mock Obama’s teleprompter useObama's Teleprompter: The GOP's Dumbest AttackObama had a ghostwriter for everything: Jack Cashill over at WND had a hot scoop on how Obama's love letters to his college girlfriend were ghostwritten.Obama's anti-Semitic poetry: However, according to the American Thinker, Obama's ghostwriters did not write his youthful poem "Underground", which compares Jews to fig-eating underwater apes and echoes Koranic verse.Obama's exiled lover: Obama was supposedly fooling around with an attractive young staffer from his 2004 Senate campaign. Michelle Obama had the temptress packed off to the Caribbean before the '08 campaign.Obama is gay: Which explains why he joined Rev. Jeremiah Wright's church. (Via Corsi, of course) This Man Has Proof That Obama Is Gay | VICE | SwedenObama's crack cocaine/gay sex/murder orgy cover-up: In 2008, a small-time conman named Larry Sinclair and his kilt-wearing lawyer held a press conference to tell the world of the future president's murderous, drug-and-sodomy-fueled crimes.Mom of Murdered Obama Gay Lover Speaks UpFlashback: Obama’s Gay Sex-Cocaine Romps with Larry SinclairObama's campaigns were funded by drug money: During an October conference call organized to oppose pot legalization, a writer from Lyndon LaRouche's magazine asked about "reports [that both Obama's] 2008 and 2012 presidential campaigns have been financed in part by laundered drug money."Obama is the Antichrist: Related: If you play his 2008 Democratic nomination acceptance speech backwards, you can hear him instruct listeners to do Satan's bidding. 31 BIBLICAL PROPHESIES THAT PROVE WHO... - Barack Obama is the Antichrist 2017Obama is a lizard overlord: According to codes hidden in Biblical verse, Obama is a reptilian humanoid. This idea has found its way on to some right-wing radio shows, and two Daily Caller reporters recently published a (satirical?) e-book on the topic titled, The Lizard King - Jamie Weinstein, Will Rahn - E-bookBarack Obama is the Lizard-King, Say 12 Million Americans Barack Obama is the Lizard-King, Say 12 Million AmericansThe proof!Obama's adventures on Mars: As a teen,Obama participated in a CIA initiative to teleport to Mars using a top-secret "jump room." Self-described time travelers William Stillings and Andrew Basiago claim to have met the future POTUS at American space bases on the Red Planet. In early 2012, a spokesman for the National Security Council actually acknowledged these claims, and issued a fairly convincing denial. Mars visitors Basiago and Stillings confirm Barack Obama traveled to MarsObamacare can withhold care from those un-worthy of medical care: Sarah Palin informed us Obamacare will have “death panels” who can decided to withhold care from those unworthy of medical care such as Palin’s elderly parents or children with Down syndrome. As a result a worthy section of the bill to provide voluntary counseling to Medicare patients about living wills, advance directives, and end-of-life care options was removed from the bill. "Death panel" was named as PoliticFactLie of the Year", one of Fact Check’s "whoppers", and the most outrageous new term by the American Dialect Society. Death panelIn 2014 Tea Party Nation emailed members the following, these guys love their legalese:The time has come to DEMAND the IMMEDIATE ARREST and PROSECUTION of one BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA upon his willful and transgression of 18 U.S. Code 2339A.I hereby call on all members of the House and the Senate to begin impeachment proceeding against Barack Hussein Obama and for Andrew B. Drew Willison, the current Senate Seargent [sic] at Arms to issue and execute an arrest warrant, taking the president, Barack Hussein Obama into custody.Barack Hussein Obama is in direct violation of 18 U.S. Code 2339A Providing material support to terrorists as a result of the removal of five Taliban GITMO detained terrorists and the transfer OF them to the government of Qatar where they, according to the specified arrangement negotiated BY Obama that they only be keep from traveling for a period of one year. IMPEACHAND ARREST THE TYRANT KING OBAMA!!Chart: Almost Every Obama Conspiracy Theory Ever

Did the Obama admin. put Trump and Clinton in the 2016 POTUS race to: vex Americans, enact martial law, stop the race, and continue the Obama admin?

So the Republicans are still spinning Obama conspiracy theories. I thought they were finally finished with Obama’s successful administration coming to an end but, just in case, I saved my boilerplate response. Here is my boilerplate response to Obama conspiracy theories.Most people would be surprised at both how many of these theories there are and how crazy they are. Here's a list to real-life conspiracy theories about Obama to demonstrate that this is just another in a long line stretching back to before Obama was president. I have checked out enough to believe this is a good list:Number one and one of our all time favorites: Obama is a secret Muslim: This one began right after he took the stage at the 2004 Democratic convention, with chain emails alleging his "true" religious affiliation. The rumor soon found its way onto the popular conservative online forum Free Republic, and took on a whole new life in the years to come. Related: Obama secretly speaks Arabic, attended a madrassa as a kid in Indonesia, referred to "my Muslim faith" in an interview, and was sworn in on a Koran. Obama attended an Indonesian public schoolObama is bringing 100 million Muslims to America: Avi Lipkin and his PR outfit Special Guests claimed to have evidence of a scheme to bring roughly 100 million Muslims from the Middle East into the United States, converting the country into an Islamic nation by the end of Obama's second term and making it easier to obliterate Israel. Obama's Secret Plot To Bring 100 Million Muslims to the USObama once aided the mujahideen: Harlem pastor and professional race-baiter James David Manning contended that in his younger days, Obama went undercover as a CIA agent to facilitate the transfer of cash and weapons to the Afghan mujahideenin the '80s, thereby aiding what would become the Taliban. Where Stupid Meets Racist: Venn Diagram Of Every Major Right Wing Obama Conspiracy! (INFOGRAPHIC)Obama is in the pocket of the Muslim Brotherhood: Billy Graham's son Franklin wants you to know that Obama is allowing the Muslim Brotherhood to take over the federal government. CHILLING: Rev. Graham EXPOSES Why Obama is REALLY Protecting Radical Islam (VIDEO) - The Political InsiderObama redecorated the Oval Office in Middle Eastern style: Driven by his fierce sense of anti-American interior design, Obama got rid of the red, white, and blue decoration scheme in his White House office. President Obama Has Redecorated the Oval Office Middle Eastern Style-Fiction! President Obama Has Redecorated the Oval Office Middle Eastern Style-Fiction!Tempest in a teapot: Obama took the flag off Air Force One and replaced it with his logo on Air Force One: Actually he has his logo and a flag on his chartered campaign jet. He did not change the markings on Air Force One.Barack Obama Removes Flag from Air Force One?No Flag on Obama’s Plane?Campaign planeAir Force OneObama married a Pakistani guy: World Net Daily correspondent and conspiracy monger extraordinaire Jerome Corsi posted a video in which he claimed to have "strong"evidence that Obama was once married to his college roommate from Pakistan. The smoking gun: Photos of the chums in which the future president is "sitting about on the [Pakistani roommate's] lap."Related: For years Obama wore a gold ring on his left hand. Was it his gay-wedding ring? Tea Party author says evidence proves Obama married a Pakistani man. https://www.rt.com/usa/obama-married-man-corsi-285/Obama financed his early drug addiction as a prostitute: Mary Lou Bruner broke this shocker. Obama has a soft spot for homosexuals because of the years he spent as a male prostitute in his twenties. That is how he paid for his drugs. He has admitted he was addicted to drugs when he was young (he hasn’t), and he is sympathetic with homosexuals; but he hasn’t come out of the closet about his own homosexual/bisexual background. Leading Texas education board candidate: Obama was gay prostitute, Democrats killed JFKObama's ring has a Koranic verse on it: The very same ring, which Obama now wears as his (straight) wedding band, is allegedly emblazoned with a key phrase in the Islamic declaration of faith: "There is no god except Allah." (It's not.) Obama’s ring: ‘There is no god but Allah’Obama was funded by a Saudi prince: Another fairy tale courtesy of Corsi: In late-'70s Chicago, Obama secured political and academic funding from a variety of sketchy Arab sponsors, including a Saudi prince. Which may explain why President Obama bowed to the Saudi king when they met in 2009. Saudis control Obama & Fox NewsObama was born in Kenya: In early 2008, fringe theorists began a push to prove Obama was born on foreign soil and was therefore ineligible to live in the White House. The theory gained national attention thanks to the efforts of perennial GOP candidate Alan Keyes, "birther queen" Orly Taitz, and Corsi. Related: Obama's birth certificate is a fake, he killed his grandmother in Hawaii because she knew the truth, sealed access to his birth certificate and other damning documents, and did pretty much everything you could possibly do for the sake of a phony birth certificate. The Right is RightObama lost his US citizenship: According to Corsi, Obama became a citizen of Indonesia while he lived there as a child.Michelle's "whitey" tape:During the 2008 campaign, rumors surfaced that a video of Michelle Obama using the word "whitey" would be released to sink her husband's campaign. It's never materialized. Related: The time GlennBeck called Barack Obama a racist. Whitey tape - RationalWikiMy personal favorite - Michelle is a male transexual named Michael: More right wing fascination with homosexuality. Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States, was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964. He was the second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and union thug for Crime Lord/Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV virus in 1998. He [Michael] was a popular high school athlete and in 1982, he accepted a scholarship to play middle middleline backer for the Oregon State Beavers.Is Michelle Obama A Transgender? - Truth And ActionMichelle Obama is a transexual?Michelle as Michael, #44Obama was a Black Panther: Well, only if you're not very good at spotting photoshopped images. Obama would have been in grade school at the time the photo was http://taken.snopes.com: Barack 'Black Panther' ObamaThe photoshopped photoThe originalObama is the son of Malcolm X: Because, you know, black people. This charmer popped up on Atlas Shrugged, Pamela Geller's anti-Muslim website. (Geller is also known for obsessing over Shariah turkeys she believes are destroying Thanksgiving.) Covering the news the media won't cover.Obama is the son of Frank Marshall Davis: The conspiracy film Dreams From my Real Father espouses the theory that Davis, a leftist activist, was not only Obama's ideological mentor but his biological father. Related: Obama got a nose job to make his nose look less like Davis'.Obama's mom and dad were communists: That would be his real father, Barack Obama, Sr.Obama's ghostwriter was Bill Ayers: Conservative commentators claimed they uncovered evidence that ex-Weatherman Bill Ayers was the true author of Obama's 1995 memoir Dreams from my Father. Beyond their shared radicalism, Obama asked Ayers to help because he had writer's block. Bill Ayers Admits For Second Time He Wrote Obama's 'Dreams From My Father'Obama trained to overthrow the government: In 2008, leading Obama conspiracy theorist Andy Martin declared on Fox News' Hannity's America that the then-presidential candidate had trained for "a radical overthrow of the government" during his time as a community organizer in Chicago. Andy MartinObama wouldn't say the Pledge of Allegiance: During the '08 campaign, Obama was rumored to have refused to say the pledge during a town hall meeting. A photo of the incident was actually taken while the national anthem was being sung.Obama ordered soldiers to swear allegiance to him: In April 2009, a clearly satirical report detailing how secretary of defense Robert Gates was growing"extremely frustrated" with the White House's plans to scrub the Constitution from the military oath of loyalty made the rounds on the right-wing blogosphere. Hey, Obama, Didn't Hitler Also Want The Military To Pledge Allegiance To Him?Obama secretly gave away American islands to Russia: Texas House candidate Wes Riddle endorsed this theory and noted the relinquishment as grounds for impeachment. However, the seven Arctic islands were actually given away in 1991 by President George H.W. Bush. Conspiracy Watch: Conspiracy Watch: Did Obama Give American Islands to Russia?Obama caused the recession in 1995: According to a recent Daily Caller story, Obama's efforts to forcebanks to lend to African Americans in the mid-'90s led to the subprime mortgage crises that killed the economy in 2008. Daily Caller Hawks Racially Tinged Obama-Recession Conspiracy TheoryObama's youth reeducation camps: Rep.Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) warned that "young people will be put into mandatory service" at politically correct, billion-dollar camps run by the Democrats. Bachmann Warns Of "Re-Education Camps" For Young PeopleObama's coming for your guns: Extreme gun-rights outfits, along with Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.), alleged that the Obama administration is supporting the (nonexistent) United Nations Small Arms Treaty, which would lead to nationwide gun confiscation. Unfounded fears of gun confiscation have multiplied since the Newtown massacre. Even if such a treaty came to pass, U.S. rights and laws regarding the sale and ownership of small arms would still apply within the United States. U.N. Arms Trade TreatyObama’s favorite: The "Jade Helm 15" military training exercise was a cover to implement martial law and stay in office for a third term.Texas residents were up in arms this weekover a planned U.S. military training exercise that's been portrayed in right-wing conspiracy theory circles as everything from a ploy to confiscate Americans' guns to an excuse to abduct political dissidents. The speculation reached such a feverpitch that Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) on Tuesday asked the State Guard to monitor the exercise so that residents will know their safety, constitutional rights, private property rights and civil liberties will not be infringed."Obama calls this his favorite conspiracy theory about him and said “Anybody who thinks I could get away with telling Michelle I’m going to be president any longer than eight years does not know my wife.” Jade Helm 15 conspiracy theoriesObama's coming for your gold: This theory was floated by Glenn Beck and the gold company he shilled for.Obama is planning FEMA concentration camps: Again with the camps. This theory got a big boost from Glenn Beck (who claims he didn't mean anything by it). Related: An executive order titled, "National Defense Resources Preparedness," was issued in the middle of March 2012.Conservative commentators saw it as a martial law power-grab that allowed the president to commandeer farmland, steal everyone's food,and draft any American into slave labor for a war of aggression against Iran. Also, he has a "secret vault" at Interpol's headquarters for imprisoning Americans. Secret FEMA Secret FEMA Death Camps: Already At A Location Near YouObama wants to confiscate your IRA: Conservatives sent out a message ad claiming that Obama wants to seize your retirement account by force.Obama caused the BP oil spill: Conspiracy-minded radio host Alex Jones promoted the theory that the Deepwater Horizon spill was all part of the administration's plans of oil nationalization and global government.Obama was behind the Aurora massacre: In July, Gun Owners of America blasted out a press release claiming that the mass murder at a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado, was suspiciously timed. "Someone in Washington" was probably behind it, paving the way for Obama-led firearm confiscation and "government genocide."Obama personally caused Hurricane Sandy: It wasn't global warming that made Sandy so intense; it was Barack. Alex Jones' site reported the president engineered the storm using a Pentagon weather modification project. The mayhem caused by the hurricane would afford Obama the opportunity to score points by briskly managing disaster relief a week before the election. Conspiracy Theorists Say Obama Engineered Hurricane SandyObama had Andrew Breitbart killed: In March 2012, conservative media impresario Andrew Breitbart died of heart failure. Less than a month prior to his death, he had announced that he had uncovered footage of Obama's formative years as a radical. So obviously, Obama had him offed. (The tapes were revealed to contain things like a young Obama hugging a black college professor.) Related: People like a Rod Blagojevich fund raiser and an Obama impersonator died between 2008 and 2012. Obama was in office between 2008 and 2012 coincidence?!?! Ex-CIA agent says Obama had Andrew Breitbart and Tom Clancy assassinatedObama spiked the jobs report: "Job struthers" (like former GE CEO Jack Welch and Florida tea party congressman Allen West) accused the Obama administration of cooking the September unemployment numbers to manufacture a rosier picture of the economy and boost the president's chances of reelection.Obama faked bin Laden's death: Since no photographs of Osama bin Laden's corpse were produced, the Al Qaeda leader must still be out there. Fox News' Steve Doocy and Andrew Napolitano entertained the idea that Operation Neptune Spear was merely a ploy to revive Obama's sagging approval ratings.Obama's plan to fake an assassination attempt: A false-flag operation would create urban tumult and give Obama the pretext to declare martial law, thus suspending democracy, postponing the 2012 election, and prolonging his stay in office. The theory was flagged by Tenn. State Rep. Kelly Keisling, among others, after circulating online. Page on The TennesseanObama’s death squads targets gun rights activists: The tea party, with the help of libertarian websites, has uncovered this one. They were tipped off by Russian security forces. The Latest Right-Wing Conspiracy Theory: Obama Death Squads Targeting Gun Rights ActivistsObama's planning a third term: The dust from the 2012 election had barely cleared when this one popped up.Obama the brainwashing hypnotist: As a master of neurolinguistic programming, Obama persuaded Americans to vote for him via subliminal messages. Related: Rush Limbaugh pondered if hypnosis was the reason that so many Jewish voters were in the bag for Obama. In October, Georgia GOP lawmakers held a briefing on the president's secret mind-control plot.Obama's teleprompter: Obama's eloquence is a myth! The 44th president is incapable of speaking in public without his teleprompter.Republicans mock Obama’s teleprompter useObama's Teleprompter: The GOP's Dumbest AttackObama had a ghostwriter for everything: Jack Cashill over at WND had a hot scoop on how Obama's love letters to his college girlfriend were ghostwritten.Obama's anti-Semitic poetry: However, according to the American Thinker, Obama's ghostwriters did not write his youthful poem "Underground", which compares Jews to fig-eating underwater apes and echoes Koranic verse.Obama's exiled lover: Obama was supposedly fooling around with an attractive young staffer from his 2004 Senate campaign. Michelle Obama had the temptress packed off to the Caribbean before the '08 campaign.Obama is gay: Which explains why he joined Rev. Jeremiah Wright's church. (Via Corsi, of course) This Man Has Proof That Obama Is Gay | VICE | SwedenObama's crack cocaine/gay sex/murder orgy cover-up: In 2008, a small-time conman named Larry Sinclair and his kilt-wearing lawyer held a press conference to tell the world of the future president's murderous, drug-and-sodomy-fueled crimes.Mom of Murdered Obama Gay Lover Speaks UpFlashback: Obama’s Gay Sex-Cocaine Romps with Larry SinclairObama's campaigns were funded by drug money: During an October conference call organized to oppose pot legalization, a writer from Lyndon LaRouche's magazine asked about "reports [that both Obama's] 2008 and 2012 presidential campaigns have been financed in part by laundered drug money."Obama is the Antichrist: Related: If you play his 2008 Democratic nomination acceptance speech backwards, you can hear him instruct listeners to do Satan's bidding. 31 BIBLICAL PROPHESIES THAT PROVE WHO... - Barack Obama is the Antichrist 2017Obama is a lizard overlord: According to codes hidden in Biblical verse, Obama is a reptilian humanoid. This idea has found its way on to some right-wing radio shows, and two Daily Caller reporters recently published a (satirical?) e-book on the topic titled, The Lizard King - Jamie Weinstein, Will Rahn - E-bookBarack Obama is the Lizard-King, Say 12 Million Americans Barack Obama is the Lizard-King, Say 12 Million AmericansThe proof!Obama's adventures on Mars: As a teen,Obama participated in a CIA initiative to teleport to Mars using a top-secret "jump room”. Self-described time travelers William Stillings and Andrew Basiago claim to have met the future POTUS at American space bases on the Red Planet. In early 2012, a spokesman for the National Security Council actually acknowledged these claims, and issued a fairly convincing denial. Mars visitors Basiago and Stillings confirm Barack Obama traveled to MarsObamacare can withhold care from those un-worthy of medical care: Sarah Palin informed us Obamacare will have “death panels” who can decide to withhold care from those unworthy of medical care such as Palin’s elderly parents or children with Down syndrome. As a result a worthy section of the bill to provide voluntary counseling to Medicare patients about living wills, advance directives, and end-of-life care options was removed from the bill. "Death panel" was named as PoliticFactLie of the Year", one of Fact Check’s "whoppers", and the most outrageous new term by the American Dialect Society. Death panelIn 2014 Tea Party Nation emailed members the following, these guys love their legalese:The time has come to DEMAND the IMMEDIATE ARREST and PROSECUTION of one BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA upon his willful and transgression of 18 U.S. Code 2339A.I hereby call on all members of the House and the Senate to begin impeachment proceeding against Barack Hussein Obama and for Andrew B. Drew Willison, the current Senate Seargent [sic] at Arms to issue and execute an arrest warrant, taking the president, Barack Hussein Obama into custody.Barack Hussein Obama is in direct violation of 18 U.S. Code 2339A Providing material support to terrorists as a result of the removal of five Taliban GITMO detained terrorists and the transfer OF them to the government of Qatar where they, according to the specified arrangement negotiated BY Obama that they only be keep from traveling for a period of one year. IMPEACH AND ARREST THE TYRANT KING OBAMA!!And Finally:Chart: Almost Every Obama Conspiracy Theory Ever

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