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I was in court for an eviction notice. To be fair I had the money to pay but my landlord was a lying sneaking manipulator on a power trip. She was riding my ass trying to get me kicked out simply because she liked my sister better. See my sister and I who were both living at the apartment complex were going thru some sibling rivalry and no longer were on speaking terms.I literally got a Writeup because my 1 year old twins broke a blind. Then while they were trying to potty train they had a poop escapade that stained the white carpet in their room. I rented a carpet shampooer and used it twice, the stain just wouldn't budge. Those are things that should come out of a deposit, that's literally what they're for. Instead she wrote me up again upon inspection day and didn't care that I'd already spent my money/effort on the carpet shampooing. I ended up scrubbing it again BY HAND and paying for a shampooing AGAIN, to which I was required to show receipt for proof. Tge stain still wouldn't budge. Anyway, you get the gist of it. We also ended up with bedbugs. I found one the day I moved in, in the sink. However, I'd never seen one before and thought they were just a story/joke like night night don't let the bed bugs bite. I assumed it was a tick or something. After weeks of mysterious bumps on my skin, my kids' and my roommates we finally figured it out. It was government housing, they have specific rules/regs regarding these things. They did pay to have the problem taken care of…. BUT when we all stood in court in front of the judges the property manager lied saying I brought them in and did so knowingly. She continued lying and making things up to make her look like a victim and me to look like an asshole. I was shocked and beyond pissed. She got so close to my face in court pointing and waving her finger in my face. I lost my shit right there, in front of the judge and everyone. My temper flared and I told her if she got any closer or touched me I'd mop the floor with her and I didn't give a fuck who saw. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Not my finest moment but my God I was irate and being honest. I took my responsibility where I needed but she would not do the same. I nearly shit myself laughing when the judge came right out and said, “I'm old as hell and I retire this Friday, I'll be damned if I come out from this bench to break up two women fighting, I know better". I still laugh about it today.

Actually my dear friend , some special category of “ privileged people” of this country are suffering from boredom.Because these days they aren’t having anything much to do.They are also not able to use the hard-earned taxpayer’s money to create statues like these, to satiate their overgrown ego. Ask the lady who made this great marvel of engineering.Superb right? Even the ones who made Three Gorges Dam on Yangtze river in China will feel jealous.Neither they are able to put random people in jail for questioning them on personal frauds. Ask this guy-Nope, he isn’t a film star, he is son of ex-finance minister who is in a bribery scandal.They also cannot enjoy the houses which they literally owned like Maharajas. Ask this dude who is getting eviction noticesSome are also sad that somewhere some of their methods of income are going up in smokeSome are sad that plans of creating demographic changes to create Kashmir out of every place of India may get hurtSeems some fellows are getting too scaredAnd we have folks who feel sad because Supreme Court doesn’t pass statements as they wish. Ask this womanAnd this manNow the present government, it has it’s own share of mistakes, mistakes that can be highlighted by any experienced opposition, an opposition which knows to work like an opposition.But then, since most of the opposition these days are filled with people who would make even a grass-chewing donkey look clever, they have went on with the same thing that they have been doing since thee early days.So the usual set of slogans- “Democracy in danger” , “Murder of Constitution”, “Secularism is under attack” goes on and on and on……Same goes for some of their fans too, who probably have no other choice than narrating their narrative, which sounds more like a joke which the listener wants to be over soon, but too bad, it’s taking forever.Apparently the fact that one can actually say that “democracy is under attack” and not end up in a prison, that I guess, is more than enough to suggest that we are still far far away from democracy being attacked. I have no issues, atleast things like Section 66A doesn’t exist anymore.Last but not the least, as said in Hindi - “ Haath kangan ko arsi kya, padhe likhe ko Farsi kya?” .(Substandard translation: Truth doesn’t need any evidence to be proved)India Unearths $1 Billion of Suspicious Cash in Corruption CrackdownAssam tense ahead of National Register of Citizens dataUser-11597621568775406816's answer to What is the meaning of 'hath kangan ko arsi kya, pade likhe ko farsi kya'?

So what you're saying is that "Alan Harper is living in my house".Well if it's really Alan Harper then you'll not be able to get rid of him. He's a leech and apparently a proud one too.Coming back to the question, have you asked him politely to leave?If you are unable to reason with him then I'm afraid you will have to use force. Call 911 and explain your situation, they will send someone over to kick him out of your house.If police refuses to to kick him out then tell them that he planning on to convert to Islam. That should work.Jokes aside, if police is not kicking him out of your house then you will have to seek legal help, contact a lawyer and get a eviction notice for him.If you want a step by step guide then check out this link: How to Put a Friend or Relative out of Your House.Yes, they made whole a wikihow (with pictures) to help you kick your relatives out of your house. Fascinating.If you like this answer then check out my other similar answers:-How can you train yourself like special forces soldier if you're a normal civilian with normal day to day chores?If a Hindu Muslim riot breaks out in your area what would you do?What is the most selfish act you have ever witnessed?If you could ask God one question, what would it be?