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“What are the worst roasts you've ever heard?Worst as in best and being the most brutal?Since the question didn't specify whether live and in person or just in general, there are some i found on Comedy Central's Roast show and many from the late Greg Giraldo.Here are a few roasts I found to particularly savage.Roast of Charlie Sheen- Jeff RossFor the Roast of Charlie Sheen, one of the great roast masters Jeff Ross went in on Charlie and it was gloriously brutal.“Charlie, if you're winning, then somethings wrong with the scoreboard. C'mon man, Charlie if you're winning then this must not be a child custody hearing. Only time your kids get to see is on re-runs”Roast of Bruce Willis- Demi MooreDemi Moore lit up the room with funny memories and a few low blows aimed at ex-husband Bruce Willis.“I gotta say,he is a great father. I meam seriously. Every Christmas, right after he would have the girls go make him his special coffee with medicine,I mean he would come down the chimney in the wife beater t-shirt waving that gun saying -yippee kayay muthafuckaz-! And man..I mean that's he's always called them”Close to the end of the segment Demi says“I look back over all the years that we had together, we've certainly had our ups and downst i have to say those were some of the best times of my life.i just look at our marriage like The Sixth Sense. You were dead the whole time!Roast of James Franco- Sarah Silverman & Jonah HillDuring the roast of James Franco, Sarah Silverman and Jonah Hill threw jabs at eachother. Though this is the whole point of the show, it seemed ro be a personal strike on both sides.Sarah- “ Right before the show started, Seth[Rogan] rolled a gigantic fatty because e only way we could get Jonah Hill onto the stage.”Jonah- “Seriouslt Sarah, you were my favorite comic as a kid. Sarah is a role model for every little girl out there and every little girl dreams of being a 58 year old single stand-up comedian no romantic prospects their horizon. They all dream of but Sarah did it!Roast of Alec Baldwin - Ireland BaldwinIreland Baldwin, daughter of Alec Baldwin took stage to roast her pops and she didn't hold back. Here's a highlight.“I actually have a lot in common with the people on this roast because like them I don’t really know you that well either. Um, well a lot of people know my dad as that guy in the Mission Impossible movies or that guy from 30 Rock. I know him as that guy from like half of my birthday parties.Roast of Rob Lowe Jeff Ross to Ann CoulterJeff Ross takes the stage and digs into Ann Coulter during the Rob Lowe roast! She didn't seem to take it too well.“Ann what happened? You wrote 11 books but you couldn't write a single fuckin joke? Ann, you have a face that would make doves cry. .. How do I roast somebody from hell? “He continues- “ and that voice (mocks Ann). It's like fingernails on a chalkboard inside an inner-city school you wanna de-fund. Don't stare at me with that ROASTING bitch face. Ann's against gay marriage. What's your thinking on that tragedy? If I can't get a husband they shouldn't neither?Roast of Donald Trump- Snoop Dogg-Larry King-Whitney Cummings-Jeff RossTrump sits back and takes insult after insult while his family sits in the crowd joining in on the laughs.Snoop- “Donald, I wish I had half your money. But for that, you need a 20 year old pussy and a divorce lawyer “Larry King- “Donald Trump, without a doubt you're a New York landmark. Which means it's only a matter of time until you bulldoze yourself to build some gaudy tacky monstrosity and put your name on it.”Whitney- “Donald you are gross, nobody likes you, but you come back every couple years and nobody knows why. You're like the McRib. ..You got Melania a huge 12kt diamond engagement ring. You should not have gotten her a diamond. Now she knows what hard is supposed to feel llike.-Jeff Ross- “Donald's ego is so big, he videotapes himself masterbating and then master ates to that video.”Roast of Alec Baldwin- Caitlyn Jenner roasted- Chris Redd Blake Griffin-Jeff Ross- Robert DeNiroOn the Roast of Alec Balwin, Caitlyn Jenner was taking what possibly were the worst insults of the night. Jenner however was a good sport about it.Chris Redd- “Hey Caitlyn! You goddamn hypocrite. You're like against gay marriage, you voted for Trump, you're like the aunty Tom of the trans community.Blake Griffin- “Caitlyn completed her gender reassignment in 2017 finally confirming that no one in that family wants a white dick.Jeff Ross- “Caitlyn, you wete fuckin awesome tonight, I just wanna say that. You were really awesome tonight. But I wouldn't fuck you with Bruce Jenner's dick. Remember when your picture was on Wheaties boxes back when they could still look at you when they eat?”Robert DeNiro- “Caitlyn Jenner, there's something different about you, but I can't put my finger IN it. Comedy Central wanted to have Caitlyn on a roast after her surgery so now they can pay her 20% less.Roast of David Hasselhoff- Jeff Ross-Pamela Anderson- Lisa LampanelliAt David Hasselhoffs roast, there were a few insults that stood out to me.Ross “Finally, a jew gets to roast a German. The only difference between Hasselhoff and Hitler, at least Hitler knew when his career was over. Why do the jews live tou so much huh. Probably because you fill the entertainment void left by Anne Frank.Pamela- “David took his role on Baywatch very seriously. You know one time I saw him rescue a real person who was drowning. David pulled the man ashore, gave him mouth-to- mouth and of course the man immediately died of alcohol poisoning. David, i really want to work with you again some day, bit you know, theres just no roles for someone like me in gay porn. ..Everyone here's been making fun of David's music career, but I think, you know, there's nothing more romantic than opening a bottle of wine, lighting a roaring fire, and listening to my Hasselhoff cds as they crackle in the flames.”Lisa- “David Hasselhoff started his career on The Young and The Restless. Now he's known as The Old and The Shitfaced. Man David were you ever a drunk! I don't wanna say David a lot but his liver was so black and bloated it could've starred in Precious.”Greg Geraldo - miscellaneous roasts.Greg insults to:Kathy Griffin- “ Whats with all the surgery Kathy? Lord! You been stitched up thousands of times bit you're still sad to look at. You're like the aids quilt.”Mario Cantone- “Mario, you are one tiny loudmouth fairy. You're the only guy that takes a step ladder into a gloryhole.”Tom Arnold- “it is great you.can take time out from being Roseannes ex-husband to be here. Joan [Rivers] actually named another one of her shifty watches [QVC] after you too. It's the Tom Arnold that never stops ticking and used to come (cum) in a giant hairy box.Gilbert Godfrey- “ Gilbert's famously cheap. I'm impressed you're here Gilbert, you know, cause uh, when you do these things, you gotta buy new clothes and you gotta take a work off from work. Bit you showed up. You tightened your belt and you came. You're like David Carradine.Joan Rivers- You are one irritating jew broad. The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off. What have you done to your upper lip? Did you blow a beehive? Holy shit! The last time I saw something that inflated it was floating over Yankee stadium. You look like Steven Tyler fucked a life raft. Seriously, you're not the only one here. He continues…….. Greg addresses crowd- “ all these rubber faced monsters (celebrities) what the fuck? Wha what,..what goes into people's heads out here? Why…did you really, REALLY ..is that good? ( gestures at Joan) How much worse could your real face look than that clown mask you had welded onto your head? You use to look your age, now you don't even look your species.”Lisa Lampanelli- “Lisa actually has a lot in common with that Octo-mom, that woman that gave birth to all those babies. She's never given birth but she has 80 fingers her at the same time.”Gary Busey- “Gary just flew in from Phlebotomy Island. Jesus Gary, you horse face lunatic. You look like Nick Nolte fucked a Clydesdale. Your teeth look like a row of urinals. Look at yourself. Every time you talk I wanna piss in your mouth.”Maureen McCormick- “Marsha Brady, you wrote in your book that you used to trade sex for drugs. Holy Shit! As a kid I used to fantasize about having sex with you. Who knew all I needed was an 8 ball and a bus station bathroom.”Jeff Foxworthy- “Jeff, you look like magnum P.I with aids.Larry the Cable Guy- “I've never roasted a fake character before. Maybe next year we can roast SpongeBob SquarePants. Larry's whole act is a sham like the Bible or the Holocaust. “Jimmy Kimmel- “Have some dignity and stick to radio. You look like Pete Sampras with downs syndrome.”Ralphie May- “Ralphie, you're like the population of India. You're loud, sweaty and double in size every year.”Hulk Hogan- “I can't imagine why your wife left you. You're an old man who dresses like a Hooters waitress. You had a reality show called Hogan Know Best. It should've been called Hogan Grows Breasts.”Ice-T- “ Ice T you fuckin fossil. You're so old, the first thing you bought with your record deal momy was your freedom. On your first album, the N word was Negro.”Bridget Neilson- “Your pussy's so big, Sylvester Stallone left his career in there.”Carrot Top- “Jesus, what happened to your face? I guess it's not the only thing that's glued together. How did you find a plastic surgeon that could add a chromosome?”Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong- “ after y'all split up, Creech became a big t.v star and Chong went to jail. You guys are like Lance Armstrongs testicles. One of you kept cruising along and the other one stopped working, was ripped from it's home and finally left to rot in the can. Cheech you love to play golf and some people say that's a sellout move for a Mexican-American. That's HORSESHIT! What can be more Mexican than sweating on a freshly mowed lawn with dirty balls and a bag full of weapons?Thanks for checking out my post!

Below is my list of top 10 anticipated Hollywood movies of 2018.1. Avenger’s Infinity WarRelease Date: 27th AprilStars: Roberty Downy Jr, Chris Evans, Scarlett JohanssonDirector: Anthony Russo and Joe Russo2. Solo: A Star Wars StoryRelease Date: 25th MayStars: Alden Ehrenreich, Woody Harrelson, Emilia ClarkeDirector: Ron Howard3. Jurassic Park: Fallen KingdomRelease Date: 7th JuneStars: Chris Pratt, Jeff Goldblum, Bryce Dallas Howard.Director: J.A. Bayona4. Ocean’s 8Release Date: 8th JuneStars: Cate Blanchett, Sandra Bullock, Anne HathawayDirector: Gary Rose5. Incredibles 2Release Date: 15th JuneStars: Samuel L.Jackson, Holly Hunter, Craig T.NelsonDirector: Brad Bird6. Mission: Impossible FalloutRelease Date: 27th JulyStars: Tom Cruise, Rebecca Ferguson, Henry Cavil, Simon PeggDirector: Christopher McQuarrie7. VenomRelease Date: 05th OctoberStars: Tom Hardy, Woody Harrelson, Michelle WilliamsDirector: Ruben Fleischer8. Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of GrindelwaldRelease Date:16th NovemberStars: Eddie Redmayne, Jude Law, Johny DeppDirector: David Yates9. Ralph Break the Internet: Wreck it Ralph 2Release Date: 21 NovemberStars: John C. Riley, Sarah Silverman, Jack McBrayerDirector: David Yates10. The IrishmanRelease Date: Fall 2018 or Early 2019Stars: Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Harvey KeitelDirector: Martin ScorseseTop 10 Anticipated Hollywood Movies of 2018 - CinesportstravelFor trailers please click below

I love reading and whenever I sit in solitude, I prefer reading a book. I don’t have a huge collection. I have a small collection of books which is about +1K. It includes Management & Leadership related books, some reference books, self-improvement, autobiographies, some selected novels of different genres etc. apart from the collection of eBooks. I am sharing some of the books’ name I have in my book-shelves. I am sharing it in alphabetical order.0-91984 by George Orwell2 States: The Story of My Marriage (Paperback) by Chetan BhagatAA Christmas Carol by Charles DickensA Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy TooleA Little Princess by Frances Hodgson BurnettA short history of nearly everything by Bill BrysonA Tale of Two Cities by Charles DickensA Town Like Alice Nevil ShuteA Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty SmithA Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'EngleAbundance: The future is better than you think by Peter Diamandis and Steven KotlerAdam Bede by George EliotAdventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan DoyleAgnes Grey by Anne BronteAlice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass by Lewis CarrollAmusing ourselves to death: Public Discourse in the Age of Show Business by Neil PostmanAnimal Farm by George OrwellAnna Karenina by Leo TolstoyAnne of Green Gables by L.M. MontgomeryAriel by Sylvia PlathAtlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand ~ DystopianBBlack Beauty by Anna SewellBleak House by Charles DickensBrideshead Revisited by Evelyn WaughBuilt to Last: Successful Habits of Visionary Companies by Jim Collins, Jerry I. PorrasCCan Love Happen Twice? by Ravinder SinghCat’s Cradle by Kurt VonnegutCatch-22 by Joseph HellerCharlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald DahlCharlotte's Web by E.B. WhiteCodex Seraphinianus by Luigi SerafiniCold Comfort Farm – Stella GibbonsComplete Poems by Banjo PattersonComplete Stories and Poems by Edgar Allen PoeComplete Works of ShakespeareCreativity, Inc: Overcoming the unseen forces that stand in the way of true inspiration by Ed CatmullCrime & Punishment by Fyodor DostoyevskyCrucial Conversations: Tools for Talking When Stakes Are High by Kerry Patterson, Rob McMillan, Al SwitzlerCutting Consciousness down to size by Tor NorretrandersDDante’s Girl by Courtney ColeDarkness at Noon by Arthur KoestlerDavid Copperfield by Charles DickensDeveloping the Leader Within You by John C. MaxwellDivergent by Veronica RothDr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis StevensonDracula by Bram StokerDrive: The Surprising Truth About What Motivates Us by Daniel H. PinkEEat, Pray, Love by Elizabeth GilbertEmma by Jane AustenEragon by Christopher PaoliniEvermore by Alyson NoelExpecting Adam: A true story of birth, rebirth & everyday magic by Martha N. BeckFFahrenheit 451 by Ray BradburyFrankenstein by Mary ShelleyGGreat Expectations by Charles DickensGulliver's Travels by Jonathan SwiftHHarry Potter series – JK RowlingHeart of Darkness by Joseph ConradHis Dark Materials – Philip PullmanHow to Have Confidence and Power in Dealing with People by Leslie T. GiblinHow to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale CarnegieHush, Hush by Becca FitzpatrickII, Claudius by Robert GravesInfluence: The Psychology of Persuasion by Robert CialdiniIntrovert Power: Why Your Inner Life Is Your Hidden Strength by Laurie HelgoeIvanhoe by Walter ScottJJane Eyre by Charlotte BronteKKing Solomon's Mines by H. Rider HaggardLLady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. LawrenceLes Misérables by Victor HugoLittle Woman by Louisa May AlcottLolita by Craig RaineLord of the Flies by William Golding ~ DystopianMMadame Bovary by Gustave FlaubertMiddlemarch by George EliotMoby-Dick by Herman MelvilleMrs. Dalloway by Virginia WoolfMurder on the Orient Express by Agatha ChristieMy Family and Other Animals by Gerald Durrell ~ A comic autobiographyNNorth and South by Elizabeth GaskellOOn the Road – Jack KerouacOne Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia MarquezPParadise Lost by John MiltonPersuasion by Jane Austen ~ Forbidden romancePeter Pan by J.M. BarriePlease Understand Me: Character & Temperament Types by David KeirseyPride and Prejudice by Jane AustenPrimal Leadership: Learning to Lead with Emotional Intelligence by Daniel Goleman, Richard E. Boyatzis, Annie McKeeQQuiet Influence: The Introvert's Guide to Making a Difference by Jennifer KahnweilerQuiet: The Power of Introverts in a World that Can't Stop Talking By Susan CainRRebecca by Daphne Du MaurierReverb by J. CafesinSSense & Sensibility by Jane AustenSeries of Fifty Shades by E.L. JamesSilas Marner by George EliotStiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers by Mary RoachStories of Anton Chekhov by Anton ChekhovStrengths Based Leadership: Great Leaders, Teams, And Why People Follow by Tom Rath and Barrie ConchieSwitch: How To Change Things When Change Is Hard by Chip and Dan HeathTTattoos on the heart: The power of boundless compassion by Gregory BoyleTeam of Teams: New rules of engagement for a complex world by Gen. (Ret.) Stan McChrystal, Chris Fussel, Tantum Collins & David SilvermanTess of the D'Urbervilles by Thomas HardyThe 60 Second Philosopher: Expand your mind on a minute or so a day by Andrew PessinThe 7 Habits of Highly Effective People by Stephen R. CoveyThe 8th Habit of Highly Effective People by Stephen R. CoveyThe Age of Innocence by Edith WhartonThe Alchemist by Paulo CoelhoThe Barsoom Series by Edgar Rice Burroughs by Edgar Rice BurroughsThe Celestine Prophecy by James RedfieldThe Chronicles of Narnia by C.S LewisThe Chrysalids by John WyndhamThe Color Purple by Alice WalkerThe Complete Poems by William BlakeThe Complete Sherlock Holmes: All 4 Novels & 56 Short Stories by Arthur Conan DoyleThe Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre DumasThe Crucible by Arthur MillerThe Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark HaddonThe Da Vinci Code by Dan BrownThe Day of the Triffids by John WyndhamThe Fall by Albert CamusThe Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch AlbomThe God Delusion by Richard DawkinsThe Haunting of Hill House by Shirley JacksonThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams ~ A comic novelThe Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. TolkeinThe House of Mirth by Edith WhartonThe Hunger Games by Suzanne CollinsThe Idiot by Alan MyersThe Iliad & The Odyssey by HomerThe Immortals of Meluha (Shiva Trilogy #1) by Amish TripathiThe Inheritance of Loss by Kiran DesaiThe Innovator’s Dilemma: The Revolutionary Book That Will Change the Way You Do Business by Clayton M. ChristensenThe Introvert Advantage: Making the Most of Your Inner Strengths by Marti Olsen LaneyThe Introverted Leader: Building on Your Quiet Strength by Jennifer KahnweilerThe Introvert's Way: Living a Quiet Life in a Noisy World by Sophia DemblingThe Invisible Man by H.G. WellsThe Island of Dr. Moreau by H.G. WellsThe Last of the Mohicans by James Fenimore CooperThe Lord of the Rings – JRR TolkienThe Lovely Bones – Alice SeboldThe Metamorphosis by Franz KafkaThe Midwich Cuckoos by John WyndhamThe Mill on the Floss by George EliotThe Most Of P.G. Wodehouse by P.G. WodehouseThe Notebook by Nicholas SparksThe Once and Future King by T.H. WhiteThe Palace of Illusions by Chitra Banerjee DivakaruniThe Plague by Albert CamusThe Power of Positive Thinking by Norman Vincent PealeThe Prince and the Pauper by Mark TwainThe Professor by Charlotte BronteThe Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor ColeridgeThe Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel HawthorneThe Scarlet Pimpernel by Emmuska OrczyThe Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson BurnettThe Selfish Gene by Richard DawkinsThe Shack by Wm. Paul YoungThe Singularity is near: When humans transcend biology by Ray KurzweilThe Startup Playbook: Secrets of the fastest growing startups from their founding entrepreneurs by David KidderThe Swiss Family Robinson by Johann David WyssThe Sword in the Stone by T.H. WhiteThe Three Musketeers by Alexandre DumasThe Time Machine by H.G. WellsThe Trial by Franz KafkaThe Truth About Leadership: The No-fads, Heart-of-the-Matter Facts You Need to Know by James M. Kouzes, Barry Z. PosnerThe War of the Worlds by H.G. WellsThe White Tiger by Aravind AdigaThe Wind in the Willows by Kenneth GrahameThe Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank BaumThinker Toys by Michael MichalkoThinking fast and slow by Daniel KahnemanThree Cups of Tea: One Man’s Mission to Promote Peace… One school at a time by Greg MortensonThree Men in a Boat and Three Men on the Bummel by Jerome K. JeromeTo Kill a Mockingbird by Harper LeeTreasure Island by Robert Louis StevensonTribal Leadership: Leveraging Natural Groups to Build a Thriving Organization by Dave Logan, John King, Halee Fischer-WrightTrue North by Bill George & Peter SimsTuesdays with Morrie by Mitch AlbomTwelve Angry Men by Reginald RoseTwenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea: WITH The Mysterious Island AND Journey to the Centre of the Earth AND Around the World in Eighty Days by Jules VerneTwilight’s Series by Stephenie MeyerUUncle Tom’s Cabin by Harriet Beecher StoweUncommon Sense: The strangest ideas from the smartest philosophers by Andrew PessinUp All Night: A short story collection by Laura GeringerVVillette by Charlotte BronteWWar and Peace by Leo TolstoyWe Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley JacksonWhen Bad things happen to good people by Harold S. KushnerWho needs God by Harold S. KushnerWinnie-the-Pooh by A.A. MilneWuthering Heights by Emily BronteYYou can heal your life by Lousie L. HayZZero to one: Notes startups or how to build the future by Peter ThielP.S.: I can mention these names as I maintained an excel file to keep myself updated with the list of books I own and always update it whenever I buy a new book.Hope it helps. Thank you for the A2A!