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January 9 = Severus SnapeJanuary 26 = Gilderoy Lockhart (Pm)January 30 = Lily Potter (DH)February 6 = Arthur WeasleyFebruary 13 = Luna Lovegood (JKR/Tw)March 1 = Ron WeasleyMarch 9 = Sybill Trelawney (Pm)March 10 = Remus LupinMarch 27 = James PotterApril 1 = Fred and George WeasleyApril 28 = Horace Slughorn (Pm)May 2 = Victoire Weasley (YL)May 15 = Pomona SproutJune 5 = Draco MalfoyJune 23 = Dudley Dursley (inferred from canon)June 28 = DobbyJuly 30 = Neville LongbottomJuly 31= Harry PotterAugust 11 = Ginny WeasleyAugust 18 = Celestina Warbeck (Pm)August 19 = Tina Goldstein (WFT)August 22 = Percy WeasleyAugust 26 = Dolores Umbridge (Pm)September 19 = Hermione GrangerSeptember 25 = Garrick Ollivander (Pm)September 26 = Quirinus Quirrell (Pm)October 4 = Minerva McGonagallOctober 17 = Filius FlitwickOctober 30 = Molly WeasleyNovember 3 = Sirius BlackNovember 22 = Silvanus Kettleburn (Pm)November 29 = Bill WeasleyDecember 6 = Rubeus HagridDecember 12 = Charlie WeasleyDecember 31 = Tom Marvolo Riddle (Lord Voldemort)

Pull that fucking mask up, we know exactly what you are doing.And, it is killing Americans.January 23 -- “We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. It’s going to be just fine.” [Donald Trump, January 22.]February 2 - “We pretty much shut it down coming in from China.” [Donald Trump, February 2.]February 24 - “The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA… Stock Market starting to look very good to me!” [Donald Trump, February 24.]February 25 - “CDC and my Administration are doing a GREAT job of handling Coronavirus.” [Donald Trump, February 25.]February 25 - “I think that's a problem that’s going to go away… They have studied it. They know very much. In fact, we’re very close to a vaccine.” [Donald Trump, February 25.]February 26 - “The 15 (cases in the US) within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero.” [Donald Trump, February 26.]February 26 - “We're going very substantially down, not up.” [Donald Trump, February 26.]February 27 - “One day it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.” [Donald Trump, February 27.]February 28 – “This is their new hoax. This virus is a Democratic hoax.” [Donald Trump, February 28.]March 2 -- “You take a solid flu vaccine, you don't think that could have an impact, or much of an impact, on corona?” [Donald Trump, March 2.]March 2 -- “A lot of things are happening, a lot of very exciting things are happening and they’re happening very rapidly.” [Donald Trump, March 2.]March 4 -- “If we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work — some of them go to work, but they get better.” [Donald Trump, March 4.]March 5 -- “I NEVER said people that are feeling sick should go to work.” [Donald Trump, March 5.]March 5 -- “The United States… has, as of now, only 129 cases… and 11 deaths. We are working very hard to keep these numbers as low as possible!” [Donald Trump, March 5.]March 5 -- “I think we’re doing a really good job in this country at keeping it down… a tremendous job at keeping it down.” [Donald Trump, March 5.]March 6 -- “Anybody right now, and yesterday, anybody that needs a test gets a test. They’re there. And the tests are beautiful…. the tests are all perfect like the letter was perfect. The transcription was perfect. Right? This was not as perfect as that but pretty good.” [Donald Trump, March 6.]March 6 -- “I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that I understand it… Every one of these doctors said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president.” [Donald Trump, March 6.]March 6 -- “I don't need to have the numbers double because of one ship that wasn't our fault.” [Donald Trump, March 6.]March 8 -- “We have a perfectly coordinated and fine tuned plan at the White House for our attack on CoronaVirus.” [Donald Trump, March 8.]March 12-- "But it'll be -- it'll go away very quickly." [Donald Trump, March 12.]March 12-- "You know, you see what's going on. And so I just wanted that to stop as it pertains to the United States. And that's what we've done. We've stopped it." [Donald Trump, March 12.]March 12-- "Let's put it this way, I'm not concerned, OK?" [Donald Trump, March 12.]March 13 – “I am officially declaring a national emergency." A national emergency. Those are two very big words.” [Donald Trump, March 13.]March 14 – “As of this moment we have 50 deaths, which is — a lot of good decisions were made, or that number could be many times that. But that’s based on a lot of good decisions, one or two in particular.”March 20 – (Reporter: “What do you say to Americans who are scared?”) Donald Trump: “I say that you’re a terrible reporter, that’s what I say!” [Donald Trump, March 20.]March 24 – “I think that may be had even less of an impact and the fact that we’re opening up this incredible country because we have to do that. I’d love to have it open by Easter, okay. I would love to have it open by Easter. I will tell you that right now. I would love to have that. It’s such an important day for other reasons, but I’ll make it an important day for this too. I would love to have the country opened up and they’re just raring to go by Easter.” [Donald Trump March 24.](Easter, for the record – occurred on April 12, 2020.)March 28 – “Question, from a reporter: “You’ve suggested that some of these governors are not doing everything they need to do, and suggested that these governors are at fault. Can you be specific? What more, in this time of a national emergency, should these governors be doing? So what I’m asking is: What more, specifically, do you want the governor of Washington and the governor of Michigan to be doing?”Answer from Donald Trump:” “All I want them to do — very simple — I want them to be appreciative. And I think the governor, who’s a failed presidential candidate, as you know — he — he leveled out at zero in the polls. He’s constantly chirping and — I guess “complaining” would be a nice way of saying it. We’ve done a great job.” [Donald Trump, March 28.]March 30 – “The vaccines are moving along very rapidly. The vaccines are an answer, but I’d like to see if we could do something therapeutically so that we could take care of the people that are already sick. I want to point out that the hydroxychloroquine is being administered to 1,100 patients — people in New York.” [Donald Trump, March 29.](Side Note -- The hydroxychloroquine “study” Trump refers to -which he will later officially order his staff to begin – had not begun, as of March 30. It did begin, in April, after Trump publicly said “I want to see that done.” That hydroxychloroquine study has now already ceased, after too many test patients died, or suffered coronary attacks.)April 7 – “America performs more tests than other nations and that is probably why we have more cases. We have done over 1.8 million tests.”(Side Note: both statements are absolute lies. As to the issue of “more tests,” the statement is wrong, regardless of whether one uses real numbers, or per capita numbers. As to the total number of tests, it was not 1.8 million. It was actually less than 750,000 – the official tally on April 7 is 758.964 tests conducted.)As I write this – there are now more than 3,297,501 confirmed cases in the United States. As I am writing this, there have been at least 135,155 confirmed deaths in the U.S. due to Covid-19.Those are real human beings.But remember -- “February 25 - “I think that's a problem that’s going to go away… ” [Donald Trump, February 25.]February 26 - “The 15 (cases in the US) within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero.” [Donald Trump, February 26.]https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

I think you’re underestimating how long it takes to walk long distances when you don’t have a car, a train or an aircraft.Karen Wynn Fonstad’s Atlas of Middle-earth gives a day-by-day detailed breakdown of the journey. Some of her daily mileages are averages (so if the book says it took ‘four days to walk 32 miles’ then she’d put that as 8 miles per day).23 September - 18 miles (leaving Hobbiton)24 September - 28 miles (meet elves in the Shire)25 September - 24 miles (ride in Farmer Maggot’s cart)26 September - 25 miles (on ponies, into the Old Forest)27 September - at Tom Bombadil’s houseSubtotal: 95 miles in four days (24 miles per day)28 September - 17 miles (on ponies, in the Barrow-downs)29 September - 20 miles (on ponies, reach Bree)30 September - 11 miles (with Strider, in Chetwood)1 October - 16 miles (in Chetwood)2 October - 16 miles (in Midgewater Marshes)3 October - 15 miles (in Midgewater Marshes)4 October - 17 miles (cross-country)5 October - 18 miles (cross-country)6 October - 12 miles (reach Weathertop)7 October - 19 miles (cross-country)8 October - 19 miles (cross-country)9 October - 19 miles (cross-country)10 October - 19 miles (cross-country)11 October - 19 miles (cross-country)12 October - 19 miles (reach the Last Bridge)13 October - 8 miles (cross-country)14 October - 8 miles (cross-country)15 October - 8 miles (cross-country)16 October - 8 miles (cross-country)17 October - 5 miles (cross-country)18 October - 28 miles (with Glorfindel)19 October - 18 miles (with Glorfindel)20 October - 18 miles (reach Rivendell)21 October - 24 December (two months) in RivendellSubtotal: 357 miles in 23 days (16 miles per day)25 December - 22 miles (heading south)26 December - 17.5 miles (heading south)27 December - 17.5 miles (heading south)28 December - 17.5 miles (heading south)29 December - 17.5 miles (heading south)30 December - 17.5 miles (heading south)1 Yule - 17.5 miles (heading south)2 Yule - 17.5 miles (heading south)1 January - 17.5 miles (heading south)2 January - 17.5 miles (heading south)3 January - 17.5 miles (heading south)4 January - 17.5 miles (heading south)5 January - 17.5 miles (heading south)6 January - 17.5 miles (heading south)7 January - 17.5 miles (reach Hollin)8 January - 16 miles (towards Redhorn Pass)9 January - 17 miles (towards Redhorn Pass)10 January - 17 miles (towards Redhorn Pass)11 January - 8 miles (climbing Caradhras)12 January - 28 miles (returning down)13 January - 40 miles (in Moria)14 January - 20 miles (in Moria)15 January - 17.5 miles (leave Moria)16 January - 32 miles (entering Lórien)17 January - 32 miles (in Lórien)18 January - 15 February (1 month) in LórienSubtotal: 495 miles in 25 days (20 miles per day)16 February - 35 miles (by boat)17 February - 40 miles (by boat)18 February - 40 miles (by boat)19 February - 40 miles (by boat)20 February - 55 miles (by boat)21 February - 55 miles (by boat)22 February - 70 miles (by boat)23 February - 12 miles (by boat, through rapids)24 February - 2 miles (carrying the boats past the rapids)25 February - 40 miles (by boat)Breaking of the Fellowship on 26 FebruarySubtotal: 389 miles in 10 days (39 miles per day)26 February - 10 miles (Frodo and Sam by boat and into mountains)27 February - 20 miles (Emyn Muil)28 February - 20 miles (Emyn Muil)29 February - 34 miles (Emyn Muil. Capture Gollum)30 February - 25 miles (Dead Marshes)1 March - 15 miles (Dead Marshes)2 March - 15 miles (Dead Marshes)3 March - 15 miles (Dead Marshes)4 March - 12 miles (Black Gate)5 March - 24 miles (into Ithilien)6 March - 24 miles (Ithilien)7 March - 10 miles (Ithilien. Meet Faramir.)8 March - 22 miles (Ithilien)9 March - 22 miles (Ithilien)10 March - 22 miles (Past Minas Morgul)11 March - Camp at top of Winding StairSubtotal: 290 miles in 15 days (19 miles per day)12 March - 14 miles (through Shelob’s Lair)13 - 14 March - Frodo a prisoner in the Tower of Cirith Ungol15 March - 15 miles (into Mordor)16 March - 27 miles (Mordor)17 March - 25 miles (Mordor)18 March - 20 miles (Mordor)19 March - 10 miles (Mordor)20 March - 15 miles (Mordor)21 March - 15 miles (Mordor)22 March - 15 miles (Mordor, leave the road)23 March - 10 miles (Mordor, cross-country)24 March - 10 miles (Mordor, cross-country)25 March - 4 miles (climbing Mount Doom)Subtotal: 166 miles in 11 days (15 miles per day)Grand total: 1,806 miles in 89 days (20 miles per day)I challenge anyone reading this to travel over 1,800 miles in three months, without using any kind of motorised transport, and call it easy. :)(For reference, that’s also the distance from London, England to Nizhny Novgorod on the River Volga in Russia, or from New York City, USA to Monterrey in Mexico, or from Chongqing in China to New Delhi in India. On foot.)