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For starters, I would avoid unorthodox spellings of common names like the plague. No, you aren’t being unique by spelling “Allison” as “Allysyn” or Erica as “Airwrecka”. All you’re doing is condemning that poor kid to a lifetime of having to spell and/or pronounce his or her name to everyone they meet and to having their medical and school records messed up.I would also avoid unnecessary punctuation, naming kids after food/places/titles. Those were all popular the year my son was born. My friends used to email me the announcements from the paper when I was pregnant with the worst offenders, like “King My’Luv”, “J’Lynn” (actually in my kid’s class right now), “Cinnamon”, “Londyn” (double offender on that one), and “Marquise Diamondd”. Yeah, those are going to look great on a resume. Or worse, names that are clearly objectionable. My mother in law did an interview for Girls’ State with a poor kid named Chlamydia, and in my former profession I saw a patient named “Vaghine Cummings”. Fortunately the former went by her middle name and the latter by “Ginny”.On a personal note I had to worry about my last name. Before we found out we were having a boy, my husband suggested a girl’s name that was a character from one of his favorite Final Fantasy games. It took me a few minutes to explain to him why “Raine Geer” wouldn’t work. Might as well name the kid “First” or “Landing” or “Camping”. It’s the same for people who name their kids things that shouldn’t be combined with their last names: Crystal Ball, Jim Locker, Justin Case.We were careful about initials too, so my son’s wouldn’t spell anything. My brother in law? Not so careful- my nephew’s initials are OMG.Another good tip? Come up with any nicknames you can think of for the name you’re thinking about. If you hate any of them, ditch the name. You can’t control what your kid will want to be called or what other people call them. My mom didn’t name me “Rebecca” precisely because my grandmother commented on how much she liked “Becky”, which my mom hated. And my sister definitely didn’t think about the fact that yes, Gabriella would likely get called “Gabby” not “Ella”, and that in a family of people who are usually overweight due to genetic metabolic issues, do you really want “Ella” anyway? You know some awful kid would call her Ellaphant. Kids can be very cruel- think about it when naming one.

No. Don’t change your the initials you use or your name. It’s fine. I doubt if very many people will automatically think of the phrase when seeing the initials. If they do, it’s on them if they make the connection with the expletive and say it aloud. It’s just your initials.While I have heard the phrase, “Jesus F**king Christ,” more in recent years than in the past, it’s still not the most common for “taking the Lord’s name in vain.” What I have noticed is that modern usage is mostly to express alarm or surprise, not to blaspheme. As the intensity increases, you escalate by adding names, just as when your mother used to call for you when you were a child. (You knew you were in serious trouble if you heard your first, middle and last name.)Jesus! (Uh, what?)Jesus Christ! (This is terrible.)Jesus H. Christ! (This is a disaster.)Jesus H. f**king Christ! (This is a totally unforeseen cataclysm.)This reminds me of my favorite true life story with the name of the Savior. I was working the admissions office of a large military hospital in Europe on the midnight shift. The MPs brought in a patient, wild-eyed, restrained and already partially medicated. They shoved the guy’s medical records folder at me and said, “Admit him to psych!” I looked at the index tab on the folder, which usually had most of the information (name, serial number, rank, unit) that I needed for my form. I noticed that his name did not include a middle initial, so I asked him, “What’s your middle initial?”As I asked him this I opened the folder to see if the middle name or initial were contained elsewhere. Neither was found. The patient seemed perplexed about this question and did not respond, wrinkling his nose and scowling. Then, in search of the official diagnosis I needed to record its four-digit code, I scanned the admitting physician’s notes and stopped when I spied the phrase, “Patient is under the delusion that he is Jesus Christ.” OK.Without missing a beat, and with tongue firmly in cheek, I looked up from the page and inquired archly, “Is it ‘H’?” The would-be Messiah’s eyes widened, his mouth opened in surprise, and his face took on the aspect of unexpected recognition. He raised his forefinger in a saintly gesture of assent, or perhaps a blessing.I inscribed the middle initial ‘H’ on the form and began preparing his paper work. I probably should have just left it blank, but the prospect of explaining that the patient had verbally confirmed it was too delicious to resist. It turns out that the guy didn’t have a middle initial and it took some effort by a couple of clerks to expunge that ‘H’ after I had injected it into his records. I said, “That’s what he told me.” Previous to that incident, admissions clerks had been harangued on a regular basis about omitting a patient’s middle initial. We never got hassled about it again.

Most likely, the problem is that he is not understanding what the person is saying.So, for example, my friend with autism would get very upset if you called him ‘Jimmy’ instead of ‘Jim,’ or ‘Jim Smith’ instead of ‘Jim.’ Or if you tried to give him a nickname, like calling him ‘Charlie Brown’ or something like that.He’d start crying and yelling, ‘that’s not my name.’This is pretty common with young people with autism, in fact. I’ve run into this a number of times.It’s about not being able to understand that whether he’s called by a nickname, his first and last name together, or even his first name, middle initial and last name, that it’s still his name.Why they get so upset is difficult to explain, but the problem is that the person’s brain just cannot make sense of what’s being said. That tends to cause a feeling of panic.Many times, a young person with autism spends much of his time, scared, confused and wondering what’s going on. It takes a long time and a lot of patient, gentle teaching to help them understand our world.I know it’s not easy for you. I hope you try to be understanding and patient with your brother. Taking a break now and then with your own friends probably helps.