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Huh? Now why would you go write something like that? I've been with Standard and Nedbank at different stages and I can honestly tell you FNB is a great bank. I don't work there, btw. They are consistently innovating. They developed InContact, for instance - the SMS security system that ALL the banks use. These are just some of their ongoing innovations. In fact, a few years ago they received an international award for banking innovation. At one stage they were the ugly sister of SA banking (I used to do a lot of FNB 's advertising at the various agencies I worked at) but this has changed completely.They are also the first bank to start offering cheque customers the opportunity to purchase tablet and phones at retail prices (yes, I know, not exactly core banking) But still. I thought I'd answer simply because I love banking with them and I have had no reason to re-consider my answer. My wife banks at ABSA, and honestly, the amount of times they've given me reason to call them a "kak" bank is unbelievable. She agrees, btw.So yea, maybe you had a bad experience. I dont know. But let's be honest, all the banks scew us over in any case ...

Indoctrination of black Africans must stop immediately.Total online censorships, orchestrated by the South African ruling regime must be stopped right now. They have been rewriting our collective history ever since Mandela became President.This dear YouTuber accurately explains the indoctrinated Communist Socialist Black African mindset or mentality - It's a totally dependant, “Gimme, gimme, gimme, and I rob, rape and kill you anyway”, attitude …Economy, civil war and common senseAnti-White lies and propaganda needs to be stopped immediately. ..https://www.change.org/p/the-secretary-general-of-the-united-nations-end-farm-murders-in-south-africa/u/22182234Affirmative Actions against minorities and all Black Broad Race Based Economic Empowerment laws and every other racist law against minorities needs to be immediately abolished.All terrorist Communist political parties need to be completely dissolved and never again permitted to govern our country. Their leaders need to be brought to trial and sentenced according to all their atrocities which they were this far never arrested for.Communism Socialism Marxism Leninism needs be totally eradicated from SA.Our judicial system and judges appointed by Communists need to be totally overhauled - Julius Malema and all Communist comrades who appoint all SA judges need to be fired and charged by the Supreme Courts of SA.The Constitution needs a better form of protection from being constantly amended by Communists. It is not well enough protected.Our borders need to be protected. At the moment we have an open border policy and anyone can be easily bribed to cross our borders.The country needs to be placed into governance by a political party (IFP) and leader, like Mangosuthu Buthelezi so that it's assets can never again be sold off and so that SA can never again be held under State Capture.Chinese buying up our country should be banned from doing so. All Chinese police stations should be dissolved and banned from our country. All Chinese imported and exported goods should be boycotted and banned.All over 100 municipalities burned to the ground should be rebuilt and placed under competent management. Eskom and our airlines should receive all new management and staff.The army and police force should be overhauled and new competent governemt should ban each and every Communist supporter and each and every Mkonto We Sizwe veteran from joining our army and police force. Narysec should be dismantled. The old Commandos need to be brought back. Farm murders need to get priority goverment security protection and treatment. Chinese and AlQaeda military bases and navy should be removed forever. BRICS should be dismantled.Mainstream media including propaganda radio broadcasters in black only languages aimed at the townships need to be legally prevented from propagating propaganda, hate speeches and incitement to violence on minorities, both on and offline. All Struggle songs need to be immediately banned. Leaders who led and sang them need to be immediately arrested and charged for incitement to violence.The Bell system and the death penalty need to be returned. All stolen farms need to be returned to their legal owners who can show proof of payments.Land theft and all property theft by the SACP /ANC government and all its Communist PAC/EFF/BLF/DA et al, subsidiary-political parties of government, in the name of “land reform” or “expropriation without compensation” needs to be immediately and reversed.The government and affiliates should stop pretending to save our Rhino’s and other animal species busy going extinct in SA. The amount of moneys raised to save them and monitor them via helicopter is going into the wrong bank accounts. They are no better off than before.All Home Affairs departments which closed, need to be re-opened and better managed. Queuing around the block from 3am in the night with cash only prerequisite is not acceptable. Often people have to return many times just to accomplish something simple. Home Affairs online needs to become user-friendly and actually work. Banks in all cities need to take half the workload off Home Affairs.Post office and hospital strikes need to become illegal and strikers prosecuted.Hospitals need to hire competent staff. Negligence is rife in all hospitals of South Africa. Young people go in to have their appendix removed and come out with one leg. Young people go in for a common cold and end up dying of pneumonia. Kids go in to have a plaster cast removed from their legs and end up being given lethal injections. Newborn babies or their mothers die unnatural deaths in SA hospitals because of gross negligence and just plain stupidity. Ordinary mentally stable people get admitted to psychiatric wards and held for months against their will because of wrong psychiatric diagnosis just to make more money off the system. The patient horror stories are as many as ABSA bank horror stories of the bank just helping itself to huge amounts from people's bank accounts and refuse to pay it back when found out.NOBODY in SA should be unemployed, living in squatter camps mushrooming up all over each province and sprawling over highways.This is the state of South Africa today … all this and way more needs to be rectified in SA.Simon Roche at EU parliament ...The Cape Secedes from South Africa …The people of South Africa have voted with their mandates by registering on the USAF website …Tony Leon ...Usaf.org.za Tony LeonKhoisan vs EFF (ANC), are the first people of South Africa. Boer settlers are the first developers of South Africa ...Khoisan vs EFF - We are indigenous people not Nguni's and BantusSouth Africa - Why? ...WHY?This dear YouTuber accurately explains the indoctrinated Communist Socialist Black African mindset or mentality - It's a totally dependant, “Gimme, gimme, gimme, and I rob, rape and kill you anyway”, attitude …Economy, civil war and common senseCivil War. South Africa vs. The USATo minority South Africans:Regarding USAC (United South Africa Coalition) …SOUTH AFRICANS - PLEASE DO NOT SEND PERSONAL INFO THERE...This is why ...Tammy Fyke is USAC!PEOPLE v. FYKE | 190 Ill. App.3d 713 (1989) | pp3d7131827 | Leagle.comPEOPLE v. FYKE | 190 Ill. App.3d 713 (1989) | pp3d7131827 | Leagle.com | The place to find U. S. Law, Lawyers and Opinions

South AfricaShort term:Dually listed.South africa's Johannesburg Stock Exchange (JSE) is linked to the Financial Times Stock Exchange (FTSE) so while there was massive stock market volatility in the UK we were not far behind in seeing red markers as South African linked stocks lost value.http://www.ftse.com/products/indices/jseThe Rand depreciated heavily against the dollar, a little more than 8%. Which is more than when the President had fired the Minister of Finance Nhlanhla Nene at the spur of the moment and replaced him with David Van Rooyen for 2-4 days, we fell by 5.6% at that point.http://m.ewn.co.za/2016/06/24/Rand-weakens-by-more-than-8-percent-following-Brexit-votehttp://m.fin24.com/fin24/Markets/Currencies/brexit-sends-rand-diving-worse-than-nene-firing-20160624Investors (in and outside of South Africa) looked for ways to salvage what they could by focusing on the US currency and stocks or gold for stability.Overall currently situated between a rock and a hard place.Medium to Long term:To make matters worse we are sitting at a credit rating of BBB- by Standard and Poor (S&P), the inflation range has been between 3% and 6% but the Governor of the Reserve Bank as a result of past and current political instability affecting investor sentiment/confidence economically has been forced to aim at just under 7%.To avoid that i.e. 7% inflation, the prime lending rate hiked up to 10.50% and inflation sits at 6.25% not much right? The poor people of South Africa would argue otherwise.http://www.tradingeconomics.com/south-africa/ratinghttp://mg.co.za/article/2016-03-17-interest-rate-spikesWhat does this have to do with Brexit? As a result of not increasing their interest rates as they had hoped in future hence having to cut interest rates to encourage spending, because inflation is likely to be on the rise, this benefits export competition and discourages imports.Guess who is one of our biggest trading partners? If we are unable to increase our exports, this affects our trade balance which throws off our GDP which in turn will in the long term affect our inflation rate unless...Boris Johnson/Nigel Farage knows something we don't.The UK is our seventh biggest trading partner but since South Africa mimics both first world and third world traits we are neither beggars nor choosers. Each partner is essential.The longest yard.Did I mention that we have upcoming credit ratings closer to the end of the year? Sitting just above junk status at present. So long term...I see fire.Disclaimer: I am not exactly one for rating agencies but they do drive international investor's sentiment even when they (rating agencies) are driven by...not a clue what. Ask the Lehman Brothers with a credit rating of 'A' from S&P, Moody's also gave a favourable rating shortly (a month or less) before their collapse.https://www.theguardian.com/business/2013/sep/13/lehman-brothers-was-capitalism-to-blameA rock and a hard place we sit, Brexit screwed us over and I think a lesson learnt on the interdependence of the South African economy in relation to the UK.Side note:Barclays and Absa.Barclay's 10% stake in Absa (South African bank) is for sale at 74 million dollars, if I was a buyer, knowing full well what their current situation is and the likelihood of a recession and the need to liquidate their position as soon as possible I would renegotiate their price and press for a lower settlement. Staying with South Africa at the cliff of their recession might not be a viable diverse investment.Which in return means economic volatility coupled with a new buyer is rarely an ideal situation for us or anyone in the long term.Rough seas ahead.