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Among conspiracy theorists Trump and the Republicans are the royal standard.Liberals don’t manufacture many, if any, conspiracy theories because liberals don’t live in fear the way conservatives do so they don’t need to justify their fears with made up stories.It is no surprise they have swamped the Obama administration with them and iced the cake with Hillary conspiracies.I’m going to post a partial list of Obama’s followed by Hillary’s. These lists are far from a complete compilation and I’m not listing the more recent ones that Trump’s campaign has generated:Obama is a secret Muslim: This one began right after he took the stage at the 2004 Democratic convention, with chain emails alleging his "true" religious affiliation. The rumor soon found its way onto the popular conservative online forum Free Republic, and took on a whole new life in the years to come. Related: Obama secretly speaks Arabic, attended a madrassa as a kid in Indonesia, referred to "my Muslim faith" in an interview, and was sworn in on a Koran.http://www.politifact.com/truth-...Obama is bringing 100 million Muslims to America: Avi Lipkin and his PR outfit Special Guests claimed to have evidence of a scheme to bring roughly 100 million Muslims from the Middle East into the United States, converting the country into an Islamic nation by the end of Obama's second term and making it easier to obliterate Israel. Obama's Secret Plot To Bring 100 Million Muslims to the USObama once aided the mujahideen: Harlem pastor and professional race-baiter James David Manning contended that in his younger days, Obama went undercover as a CIA agent to facilitate the transfer of cash and weapons to the Afghan mujahideen in the '80s, thereby aiding what would become the Taliban. Where Stupid Meets Racist: Venn Diagram Of Every Major Right Wing Obama Conspiracy!Obama is in the pocket of the Muslim Brotherhood: Billy Graham's son Franklin wants you to know that Obama is allowing the Muslim Brotherhood to take over the federal government.Obama redecorated the Oval Office in Middle Eastern style: Driven by his fierce sense of anti-American interior design, Obama got rid of the red, white, and blue decoration scheme in his White House office.Obama married a Pakistani guy: World Net Daily correspondent and conspiracymonger extraordinaire Jerome Corsi posted a video in which he claimed to have "strong" evidence that Obama was once married to his college roommate from Pakistan. The smoking gun: Photos of the chums in which the future president is "sitting about on the [Pakistani roommate's] lap." Related: For years Obama wore a gold ring on his left hand. Was it his gay-wedding ring?Obama's ring has a Koranic verse on it: The very same ring, which Obama now wears as his (straight) wedding band, is allegedly emblazoned with a key phrase in the Islamic declaration of faith: "There is no god except Allah." (It's not.)Obama was funded by a Saudi prince:Another fairy tale courtesy of Corsi: In late-'70s Chicago, Obama secured political and academic funding from a variety of sketchy Arab sponsors, including a Saudi prince. Which may explain why President Obama bowed to the Saudi king when they met in 2009.Obama was born in Kenya: In early 2008, fringe theorists began a push to prove Obama was born on foreign soil and was therefore ineligible to live in the White House. The theory gained national attention thanks to the efforts of perennial GOP candidate Alan Keyes, "birther queen" Orly Taitz, and Corsi. Related: Obama's birth certificate is a fake, he killed his grandmother in Hawaii because she knew the truth, sealed access to his birth certificate and other damning documents, and did pretty much everything you could possibly do for the sake of a phony birth certificate.Obama lost his US citizenship: According to Corsi, Obama became a citizen of Indonesia while he lived there as a child.Michelle's "whitey" tape: During the 2008 campaign, rumors surfaced that a video of Michelle Obama using the word "whitey" would be released to sink her husband's campaign. It's never materialized. Related: The time Glenn Beck called Barack Obama a racist.Michelle is a male transexual named Michael: More right wing fascination with homosexuality. Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States, was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964. He was the second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and union thug for Crime Lord/Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV virus in 1998. He [Michael] was a popular high school athlete and in 1982, he accepted a scholarship to play middle linebacker for the Oregon State Beavers.Obama was a Black Panther: Well, only if you're not very good at spotting photoshopped images. Obama would have been in grade school at the time the photo was taken. Rumor has it:Obama's favorite: "That military exercises we were doing in Texas were designed to begin martial law so that I could usurp the Constitution and stay in power longer. Anybody who thinks I could get away with telling Michelle I’m going to be president any longer than eight years does not know my wife."Obama is the son of Malcolm X: Because, you know, black people. This charmer popped up on Atlas Shrugs, Pamela Geller's anti-Muslim website. (Geller is also known for obsessing over Shariah turkeys she believes are destroying Thanksgiving.) Home - The Geller ReportObama is the son of Frank Marshall Davis: The conspiracy film Dreams From my Real Father espouses the theory that Davis, a leftist activist, was not only Obama's ideological mentor but his biological father. Related: Obama got a nose job to make his nose look less like Davis'.Obama's mom and dad were communists: That would be his real father, Barack Obama, Sr.Obama's ghostwriter was Bill Ayers: Conservative commentators claimed they uncovered evidence that ex-Weatherman Bill Ayers was the true author of Obama's 1995 memoir Dreams from my Father. Beyond their shared radicalism, Obama asked Ayers to help because he had writer's block.Bill Ayers Admits For Second Time He Wrote Obama's 'Dreams From My Father'Obama trained to overthrow the government:In 2008, leading Obama conspiracy theorist Andy Martin declared on Fox News' Hannity's America that the then-presidential candidate had trained for "a radical overthrow of the government" during his time as a community organizer in Chicago.Obama wouldn't say the Pledge of Allegiance: During the '08 campaign, Obama was rumored to have refused to say the pledge during a town hall meeting. A photo of the incident was actually taken while the national anthem was being sung.Obama removed the flag from Air Force One:…and replaced it with his campaign logo. However the plane in question is not Air Force One, it is his campaign plane.Obama ordered soldiers to swear allegiance to him: In April 2009, a clearly satirical report detailing how secretary of defense Robert Gates was growing "extremely frustrated" with the White House's plans to scrub the Constitution from the military oath of loyalty made the rounds on the right-wing blogosphere.Obama secretly gave away American islands to Russia: Texas House candidate Wes Riddle endorsed this theory and noted the relinquishment as grounds for impeachment. However, the seven Arctic islands were actually given away in 1991 by President George H.W. Bush.Obama caused the recession—in 1995: According to a recent Daily Caller story, Obama's efforts to force banks to lend to African Americans in the mid-'90s led to the subprime mortgage crises that killed the economy in 2008.Obama's youth reeducation camps: Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) warned that "young people will be put into mandatory service" at politically correct, billion-dollar camps run by the Democrats.Obama's coming for your guns: Extreme gun-rights outfits, along with Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.), alleged that the Obama administration is supporting the (nonexistent) United Nations Small Arms Treaty, which would lead to nationwide gun confiscation. Unfounded fears of gun confiscation have multiplied since the Newtown massacre.Obama's coming for your gold: This theory was floated by Glenn Beck—and the gold company he shilled for.Obama is planning FEMA concentration camps: Again with the camps. This theory got a big boost from Glenn Beck (who claims he didn't mean anything by it). Related: An executive order titled, "National Defense Resources Preparedness," was issued in the middle of March 2012. Conservative commentators saw it as a martial law power-grab that allowed the president to commandeer farmland, steal everyone's food, and draft any American into slave labor for a war of aggression against Iran. Also, he has a "secret vault" at Interpol's headquarters for imprisoning Americans.Obama wants to confiscate your IRA: Conservatives sent out a message ad claiming that Obama wants to seize your retirement account by force.Obama caused the BP oil spill: Conspiracy-minded radio host Alex Jones promoted the theory that the Deepwater Horizon spill was all part of the administration's plans of oil nationalization and global government.Obama was behind the Aurora massacre: In July, Gun Owners of America blasted out a press release claiming that the mass murder at a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado, was suspiciously timed. "Someone in Washington" was probably behind it, paving the way for Obama-led firearm confiscation and "government genocide."Obama personally caused Hurricane Sandy: It wasn’t global warming that made Sandy so intense; it was Barack. Alex Jones' site reported the president engineered the storm using a Pentagon weather modification project. The mayhem caused by the hurricane would afford Obama the opportunity to score points by briskly managing disaster relief a week before the election. =Obama had Andrew Breitbart killed: In March 2012, conservative media impresario Andrew Breitbart died of heart failure. Less than a month prior to his death, he had announced that he had uncovered footage of Obama's formative years as a radical. So obviously, Obama had him offed. (The tapes were later revealed to contain things like a young Obama hugging a black college professors.) Related: People—like a Rod Blagojevich fundraiser and an Obama impersonator—died between 2008 and 2012. Obama was in office between 2008 and 2012…coincidence?!?! http://www.nachumlist.com/deadpo...Obama spiked the jobs report: "Jobs truthers" (like former GE CEO Jack Welch and Florida tea party congressman Allen West) accused the Obama administration of cooking the September unemployment numbers to manufacture a rosier picture of the economy and boost the president's chances of reelection.Obama faked bin Laden's death: Since no photographs of Osama bin Laden's corpse were produced, the Al Qaeda leader must still be out there. Fox News' Steve Doocy and Andrew Napolitano entertained the idea that Operation Neptune Spear was merely a ploy to revive Obama's sagging approval ratings.Obama's plan to fake an assassination attempt: A false-flag operation would create urban tumult and give Obama the pretext to declare martial law, thus suspending democracy, postponing the 2012 election, and prolonging his stay in office. The theory was flagged by Tenn. State Rep. Kelly Keisling, among others, after circulating online. Page on The TennesseanObama’s death squads targets gun rights activists: The tea party, with the help of libertarian websites, has uncovered this one. They were tipped off by Russian security forces.Obama's planning a third term: The dust from the 2012 election had barely cleared when this one popped up.Obama the brainwashing hypnotist: As a master of neurolinguistic programming, Obama persuaded Americans to vote for him via subliminal messages. Related: Rush Limbaugh pondered if hypnosis was the reason that so many Jewish voters were in the bag for Obama.Obama's teleprompter: Obama's eloquence is a myth! The 44th president is incapable of speaking in public without his teleprompter.Obama had a ghostwriter for everything: Jack Cashill over at WND had a hot scoop on how Obama's love letters to his college girlfriend were ghostwritten.Obama's anti-Semitic poetry: However, according to the American Thinker, Obama's ghostwriters did not write his youthful poem "Underground," which compares Jews to fig-eating underwater apes and echoes Koranic verse.Obama's exiled lover: Obama was supposedly fooling around with an attractive young staffer from his 2004 Senate campaign. Michelle Obama had the temptress packed off to the Caribbean before the '08 campaign.Obama is gay: Which explains why he joined Rev. Jeremiah Wright's church. (Via Corsi, of course)Obama lowered age of consent to 13: This one died right out of the starting gate since only the states can pass laws governing sexual activity.Obama's crack cocaine/gay sex/murder orgy cover-up:In 2008, a small-time conman named Larry Sinclair and his kilt-wearing lawyer held a press conference to tell the world of the future president's murderous, drug-and-sodomy-fueled crimes.Obama's campaigns were funded by drug money: During an October conference call organized to oppose pot legalization, a writer from Lyndon LaRouche's magazine asked about "reports [that both Obama's] 2008 and 2012 presidential campaigns have been financed in part by laundered drug money."Obama is the Antichrist: Related: If you play his 2008 Democratic nomination acceptance speech backwards, you can hear him instruct listeners to do Satan's bidding.Obama is a lizard overlord: According to codes hidden in Biblical verse, Obama is a reptilian humanoid. This idea has found its way on to some right-wing radio shows, and two Daily Callerreporters recently published a (satirical?) e-book on the topic titled, The Lizard King: The Shocking Inside Account of Obama's True Intergalactic Ambitions by an Anonymous White House Staffer.Obama's adventures on Mars: As a teen, Obama participated in a CIA initiative to teleport to Mars using a top-secret "jump room." Self-described time travelers William Stillings and Andrew Basiago claim to have met the future POTUS at American space bases on the Red Planet. In early 2012, a spokesman for the National Security Council actually acknowledged these claims, and issued a fairly convincing denial.Obamacare can withhold care from those un-“worthy of medical care”: Sarah Palin informed us Obamacare will have “death panels” who can decided to withhold care from those unworthy of medical care such as Palin’s elderly parents or children with Down syndrome. As a result a worthy section of the bill to provide voluntary counseling to Medicare patients about living wills, advance directives, and end-of-life care options was removed from the bill. "Death panel" was named as PoliticFact“Lie of the Year", one of FactCheck’s "whoppers", and the most outrageous new term by the American Dialect Society.In 2014 Tea Party Nation emailed members the following. These guys love legalese:The time has come to DEMAND the IMMEDIATE ARREST and PROSECUTION of one BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA upon his willful and transgression of 18 U.S. Code § 2339A.I hereby call on all members of the house and the senate to begin impeachment proceeding against Barack Hussein Obama and for Andrew B. “Drew” Willison, the current Senate Seargent [sic] at Arms to issue and execute an arrest warrant, taking the president, Barack Hussein Obama into custody.Barack Hussein Obama is in direct violation of 18 U.S. Code § 2339A – Providing material support to terrorists as a result of the removal of five Taliban GITMO detained terrorists and the transfer OF them to the government of Qatar where they, according to the specified arrangement negotiated BY Obama that they only be keep from traveling for a period of one year. IMPEACH AND ARREST THE TYRANT KING OBAMA.BENGHAZI ON THE BRAINLong before she "let Benghazi happen", Hillary Clinton was the center of a swirl of inventive rumors about sex, drugs,and murder.Rumor: Then-Secretary of State Clinton faked the flu and a concussion in December 2012 to avoid testifying to Congress about Benghazi.Rumormongers: 2016 presidential dark horse John Bolton and Fox News contributor Monica CrowleyRumor: As if a phony head injury wasn't bad enough Hillary faked a blood clot, an even more serious medical condition, to further delay her Benghazi testimony.Rumormonger: Glenn Beck, who added that "if she really had some weird thing in the hospital, then it should prohibit her from ever becoming president."Rumor: The clot was real, and Hillary suffered lingering brain damage that could render her unfit for office.Rumormonger: Fox News analyst Karl Rove, who backtracked the next day.THE CLINTON BODY COUNTRumor: Various theories hold that former Clinton White House chief of staff Vince Foster didn't commit suicide in Virginia's Fort Marcy Park. One posits that he was killed because he was having an affair with Hillary Clinton.Rumormongers: Former Rep. Dan Burton (R-Ind.) once shot a watermelon (or a pumpkin it's unclear) to prove that Foster was shot by someone else. Accuracy in Media founder Reed Irvine took out an ad in the New York Times to note that the FBI had failed to investigate "semen in Foster's shorts, blond hair on his T-shirt and trousers and multicolored carpet fibers on all his clothing." (Bonus: Anne Coulter once joked,"If you attack the Clintons publicly, make sure all your friends know that you are not planning suicide.")Rumor: Commerce Secretary Ron Brown and 34 others were killed in a plane crash orchestrated by the Clintons to prevent him from spilling the beans to special investigators about selling seats on trade missions.Rumormonger: The Clinton Body Count, a website linking the first family to more than 90 deaths.WHITEWATER WHITEWASHRumor: After agreeing to cooperate with special investigator Ken Starr, Whitewater partner James McDougal died in prison allegedly at the hands of Clinton henchmen. "Chalk up another body to Clinton,'' as one Rush Limbaugh caller put an alternative theory: McDougal faked his death to avoid ratting out his benefactors.Rumormonger: The Clinton Body CountKITTYCIDERumor: Former Clinton aide Kathleen Willey alleged that after her cat went missing, a suspicious-looking jogger told her to watch what she said. Then her new cat turned up dead.Rumormonger: Willey, in the the 2007 pseudo-documentary Hillary:Hillary: The MovieThe Supreme Court reviews Hillary: The Movie.(which triggered the Citizens United Supreme Court decision).THE SEX STUFFGAY UNTIL INAUGURATIONRumor: After majoring in lesbianism at Wellesley, Hillary entered into a sham marriage with Bill Clinton to cover up the truth. At one point, a former classmate moved to Little Rock to continue an affair with Hillary.Rumormonger: Edward Klein, author of The Truth About Hillary: What She Knew, When She Knew It, and How Far She'll Go to Become PresidentBISEXUAL AFTER INAUGURATIONRumor: Bill confided that his wife was a bisexual who, as she put it, "had eaten more pussy than he had."Rumormonger: Former Clinton mistress Flowers, in a 2013 interview with the Daily MailWEBB OF LIESRumor: Associate attorney general Webb Hubbell was really Chelsea's father. (And Vince Foster was possibly killed because he knew.)Rumormonger: This guy on the Internet who keeps emailing me and every other DC journalist.BERMUDA SHORTSRumor: Forget Webb Hubbell. Chelsea was conceived when Bill forced himself on Hillary during a vacation in Bermuda.Rumormonger: Klein, keeping it classy.TROOPERGATERumor: Hillary looked the other way when then-Gov. Bill Clinton used Arkansas state troopers to set up sexual liaisons with dozens maybe hundreds of women.Rumormonger: Former right-wing operative-turned-Media Matters honcho David Brock, who later wrote in his book, Blinded by the Right, that "none of the trooper allegations that could be independently checked turned out to be true."BILL'S BLACK LOVE CHILDRumor: Bill fathered a son after after luring a prostitute into a cocaine-fueled orgy. Hillary dutifully covered it up.Rumormongers: Little Rock businessman Robert McIntosh circulated a flier noting the resemblance between 13-year-old Danny Williams and a young William Jefferson Blythe during the 1992 campaign. A 1999 Drudge Report exclusive featured Williams' mother's on-tape confession. "What becomes immediately obvious to the viewer watching the videotaped confession is that this is clearly not gossip, rumor, or anonymous charges being maliciously directed at a politician," wrote Drudge, before learning three days later that the child was not Clinton's.COME ALL YE FAITHFULRumor: As first lady, Hillary decorated the White House Christmas tree with condoms, cockrings, and lords-a-leapin' with erect penises.Rumormongers: Disgruntled former FBI agent Gary Aldrich, in his 1996 tell-all, Unlimited Access; and Texas activist "Doc Marquis," who seized on Aldrich's claims as"proof positive that Hillary Clinton is a power, practicing witch."Well, maybe you have to look on the other sideSEXUAL PAGANRumor: No, it's not the name of my new metal band it's Hillary Clinton's orientation.Rumormonger: Southern Evangelical Seminary president Richard Land, who leveled the charge in response to the secretary of state's advocacy for gay rights in Africa.THE DRUG STUFFPOWDER HUNGRYRumor: When Bill was governor, the Clintons covered up a multimillion-dollar cocaine smuggling ring based in Mena, Arkansas.Rumormonger: The Clinton Chronicles (below), a 1994 pseudo-documentary distributed by the Reverend Jerry Falwell.BOYS ON THE TRACKSRumor: Seventeen-year-olds Kevin Ives and Don Henry weren't hit by a train after passing out on an Arkansas railroad track; they were brutally murdered after witnessing a Clinton-assisted drug drop.Rumormongers: Former Rep. William Dannemeyer (R-Calif.) and The Clinton ChroniclesASSORTED POWER MADNESSFOUR MARTINI PUNCHRumor: Reporter LJ Davis didn't, as he claimed, pass out on his floor after drinking one too many martinis he was assaulted in his Arkansas hotel room in 1994 by Clinton goons and robbed of four "significant" pages from his notebook. His crime: Asking too many questions about Clinton's work at a Little Rock law firm.Rumormongers: The Wall Street Journal editorial page, which cited the incident as evidence that Arkansas is a "congenitally violent place," and Rush Limbaugh, who told his, "journalists and others working on or involved in Whitewatergate have been mysteriously beaten and harassed in Little Rock; some have died."PC POLICERumor: As first lady, Clinton formed her own clandestine police force. Agents embedded in the FBI, the CIA, and the IRS harassed and eliminated critics.Rumormongers: Richard Poe, author of Hillary's Secret War, and American Evita author Christopher AndersenCON AIRRumor: Hillary purged the White House Travel Office in order to set up a system of kickbacks for an Arkansas airline helmed by a childhood friend of Bill's.Rumormongers: Brock and current Virginia congressional candidate Barbara ComstockRED, NOT BLUERumor: A "meticulously documented" report exposed the Clintons' links to a Marxist terrorist plot to take over the country, inspired by the Italian communist and grad-student favorite Antonio Gramsci. Exhibit A: Hillary's failed health care reform plan.Rumormonger: WorldNetDaily columnist Samuel BlumenfeldFILEGATERumor: Classified FBI files were requested and misused by first lady Hillary Clinton to target enemies of the administration. White House Office of Personnel Security Craig Livingstone took the fall when Republican investigators caught wind.Rumormonger: Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah), who demanded FBI files be swiped for the first lady's fingerprintsBRAZILIAN WHACKSRumor: The Clintons forced former Hillary donor Peter Paul to spend two years in a Brazilian prison including two months in a cellblock known as the "Corridor of Death" after he filed a lawsuit against the couple claiming they knew about his illegal campaign finance dealings.Rumormonger: Paul, in the 2007 pseudo-documentary Hillary UncensoredBLACK HELICOPTERSRumor: Team Hillary used helicopters to surveil the Southampton home of 2006 Republican Senate challenger and current Fox News contributor K.T. McFarland.Rumormonger: McFarland, at a campaign event on Long IslandRUSH TO JUDGMENTRumor: Rush Limbaugh's 2006 drug bust for painkillers possession was a set-up by the Clinton machine.Rumormonger: Poe againTHE MUSLIM STUFFMUSLIM SISTERHOODRumor: Clinton and top aide/alleged lover Huma Abedin (wife of ex-Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.)) are in cahoots with the ladies' auxiliary of the Muslim Brotherhood. Which explains why Clinton has been secretly pushing us to spread Sharia law in America.Rumormongers: "Huma's mom is best friends with the new so-called first lady of Egypt, who is also a member of the Sisterhood," explained Rush Limbaugh. "Folks, it's Peyton place it's too much to keep up with. "Rep. Michele Bachmann's allegations of collaboration between Clinton and the Brotherhood was cited by protesters in the streets of Cairo.MULLAH MOOLAHRumor: Clinton's Islam fascist sympathies were secured with a bribe from Iran.Rumormonger: Judicial Watch founder Larry Klayman, who conscientiously adds, "I cannot prove it at this time."BAN ON CHURCHESRumor: Clinton was working with Islamists to shut down Christian houses of worship in the United States before she left office in 2013.Rumormonger: Conservative speaker and self-described "former terrorist" Kamal SaleemJUST PLAIN BIZARRECOLD-BLOODEDRumor: Like most of the Washington elite, Hillary is in fact a blood-drinking extraterrestrial lizard in disguise.Rumormonger: "Reptoid hypothesis" creator David IckeEVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATI'EDRumor: Wake up, sheeple. The Clintons belong to an 18th-century secret society that controls global governance and finance.Rumormongers: Lots of crazy people on YouTubeCONTRA DANCINGRumor: In the 1970s, Hillary worked at a Little Rock law firm that helped funnel weapons to the Contras.Rumormonger: The late Nation columnist Alexander CockburnBLOOD MONEYRumor: The Clintons consented to the harvesting and selling of HIV- and hepatitis C-positive blood from prison inmates to China in the 1980s.Rumormongers: Klein and WorldNetDaily conspiracy guru Joseph FarahSTARR CROSSEDRumor: Why did the Clintons enjoy impunity for their myriad crimes? Easy: Ken Starr, the man tasked with investigating them, was a secret Clinton crony.Rumormonger: Poe againGET BEHIND ME, THETANRumor: Why did the did the movie version of Primary Colors, in which John Travolta plays a thinly-veiled Bill Clinton, go so easy on the first couple? Maybe because President Clinton pressured the German government to extend religious protections to the Church of Scientology.Rumormonger: The New York Post reported that Sen. Lauch Faircloth (R-N.C.) demanded an investigation into the matter; Faircloth denied thisIT'S A TAX!Rumor: As secretary of state, Hillary Clinton was pushing a secret United Nations takeover of the Internet, to be paid for by a secret tax on American billionaires.Rumormonger: Former Clinton aide Dick MorrisGOO GOO FOR GAGAClinton's State Department betrayed its true function as an "agent for Lady Gaga" when it helped the "Bad Romance" singer secure a gig at a gay pride event in Italy.Rumormonger: Mission: America founder Linda HarveyHERE WE GO AGAINFACE THE NATIONRumor: Clinton got a face-lift after leaving the State Department to "glam up" for 2016.Rumormonger: Fox and Friends' Steve Doocy, who tweeted afterwards that he was referring only to Clinton's websiteHEY SOLE SISTERRumor: Clinton hired a mentally ill woman to throw a sneaker at her while giving a speech to the Institute of Scrap Recycling Industries in Las Vegas in April.Rumormongers: Limbaugh and former Republican presidential front runner Herman CainHILL'S ANGELSRumor: Hillary is a tool of the Dark Lord Lucifer sent to oppose Jesus Christ in the Last Days.Rumormonger: Montana Republican congressional candidate Ryan Zinke, who called Clinton the "anti-Christ" at a January campaign event.IT TAKES A CHILDRumor: Chelsea Clinton became pregnant at the behest of her parents, who believe that the former secretary of state will be viewed more favorably if she has grandkids.Rumormongers: Fox News host Howie Kurtz, the Washington Free Beacon's Michael Goldfarb, and the New York Times' Andrew Ross Sorkin.VANITY PRESSRumor: The Clintons arranged for Vanity Fair to publish Monica Lewinsky's recent essay two-and-a-half years before the next presidential election, so it would be forgotten by 2016.Rumormonger: Prolific children's author Lynne Cheney, who asked Bill O'Reilly, "Would Vanity Fair publish anything about Monica Lewinsky that Hillary Clinton wouldn't want in Vanity Fair?" (Yes.)The definitive guide to every Hillary Clinton conspiracy theory…HILLARY SEXUALLY ASSAULTED A WOMANA sad eyed woman named Prissy Holly claims Hillary groped her.Rumormonger: LiveLeak.com - Redefining the Media