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People mention Richard Stryker, or Ultron, or Killgrave.Yes, those characters are scary, but I feel like it's because of the powers they were born with. That's what makes them scary.To me, one of the scariest Marvel villains, as well as a villain I would NOT want to piss off, is the Marvel multiverse’s greatest marksman, Bullseye.To put it in simple words, Bullseye of Earth-616 is the greatest marksman in the Marvel Multiverse, and probably one of the greatest marksmen in all of fiction, if not the greatest marksman in all of fiction.But what makes Bullseye so dangerous?It's that Bullseye trained to be accurate. He wasn’t born with this special power, he actually trained at it, to the point where he’s the best marksman ever. His precision and accuracy is 99.999% correct. The thing about Bullseye is that he has no powers at all, he is just an extremely talented marksman.Bullseye’s real name is Ben “Lester” Pointdexter. He had an abusive father whom he supposedly killed. He trained in rifles and became an expert. His cold sociopathic demeanor, as well as his skills, got him recruited as an assassin. Later, he had his skeleton bonded with adamantium (which gives him high pain tolerance and durability) as well as making him more skilled.But you might be asking: “Kenny, okay, so he’s good at throwing things. What's so impressive about that?”Bullseye threw a paper airplane so hard that it SHATTERED a glass window (physically impossible by the way).He kills a man simply by throwing a pen at him.Cuts a taxi driver’s throat simply by throwing a playing card at him.Kills a woman from a hundred yards away… by using a toothpick. A TOOTHPICK.Kills a man…. by spitting out his tooth (favorite Bullseye feat)Opens a safe not by hacking or unlocking a code but…. throwing a pebble at it.Flicks a playing card so hard it breaks through the car windows.Killed a man by ricocheting a bullet with his handcuffs.Threw an paper airplane so hard it knocked Daredevil unconscious.Bullseye does a front flip and kills multiple henchmen using headshots.Dodges a sniper shot from Punisher.Bullseye kills a group of Hand ninjas by himself.Finally, Bullseye kills a man… using a one-dollar bill. Bullseye kills someone using A DOLLAR BILL.Bullseye is scary because he can make anything a weapon. ANYTHING a weapon.Think of how much clutter and trash is on the table, or any room. He has pens, pencils, scissors. This is Bullseye, the same guy that managed to cut off someone’s fingers using a business card.What makes Bullseye even more scary is that he’s one of us. Bullseye loves to draw in attention. Killgrave is of course manipulative and powerful, but he doesn’t draw attention. Ultron doesn’t appear every single day. Richard Stryker works in the military so he doesn’t really appear that much. Thanos, Galactus, and Ego are pretty much in space, and Killmonger doesn’t appear that much.But Bullseye often hides as a civilian, and what terrifies me about Bullseye is that he is a complete sociopath. He does not care about who he hurts, and can’t feel remorse. So I know that if I irritated Bullseye, I am a dead man. I can be just studying, and Bullseye would snipe me with no effort. Like I said before, the dude was able to kill a woman from a hundred yards away (a hundred yards is equal to the length of a football field).I can tell you that if I were to get one ability, it would either be a locator spell (to find my missing stuff), read minds, or have Bullseye's abilities.

Once a buddy and I were driving cross country and were spending the night at a hostel in Houston. There was a pack of us who were hanging out and drinking together. Included in the pack were a few attractive Aussie females.I guess me and this guy from NY were both trying to impress these two. One of them was a bit of a nerd so I was bringing out all of my useless knowledge. And the NY dude was arguing with pretty much everything I said. This was back in the 80s and there was no Google. Finally, we were playing cards and someone had two pair, Eights and Aces. I said that this was the dead man’s hand and was asked what that meant. So I gladly went into the story of Wild Bill Hickock being shot in the back while playing poker and when he fell forward he showed that he had Eights and Aces and that the hand has been known as the dead man’s hand ever since.The guy from NY just goes, “Bullshit. You are just making shit up again.” I had had enough. I stood up and went to the front desk and asked if there was an encyclopedia anywhere. The owner lived in a back room and let me go into his living room and get the letter H from his old set of Funk & Wagnall’s. I take it back out to the table and open to Hickock where it mentions the dead man’s hand.I didn’t get very far with the Aussies but it was worth it just to see him drop his head and slink off.

When I mentioned offhandedly that I always wanted my own copy of Pokémon Blue but didn’t know where to get a guaranteed working game, he surprised me five months later with a copy given to him by a friend. He remembered what seemed like a trivial comment even ages after the fact.When I ask him if he’s ever tried a certain food, if the answer is no, he always adds, “But I’d love to try it sometime!”When my family plays Cards Against Humanity, he’s right there, being a horrible person with the rest of us.When he met my family, he made a good impression on them—so much so that we’ve ended up setting a permanent place at the table for him.When my mood is down he sends me pictures of cute things because he knows it makes me smile.When I’m happy about something, he’s happy, too.When I told him I wanted surgery to remove my breasts, without missing a beat, he said he would come over and help me through recovery.The perfect boyfriend is thoughtful. Considerate. Funny. Witty. Accepting. Kind.I love my boyfriend more than I thought possible.