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<Disclaimer to prevent collapse: This answer is entirely tongue-in-cheek satire of observed stereotypes and their interactions with other stereotypes. This is not meant to specifically offend or anger any individual, group or organization. Any similarity of any persons described herein to any specific person in real life is purely coincidental and unintended. I have personal affiliations with many of the seemingly negative descriptions in this answer and it should be taken entirely as humor. Nothing more.>Alphabetically:Alabama: The Trailer Trash. He looks 34, but he’s actually 22. Yeah, he was held back. So? He can buy beer for the other kids and he has the sweetest mullet. He’s been around the block and could tell you some stories. He gets older….they stay the same age. Alright Alright Alright.Alaska: The Outcast. The one who would rather be hunting and sleeping in a tent than hanging out in clubs with the cool kids. He’s an Eagle Scout but never mentions it. He’s the guy you want to have around if you ever get lost anywhere in nature. He and New Hampshire like to hangout and exchange survival and repair/maintenance tactics.Arizona: The Cowboy. He wears Justin riding boots, a Stetson Cowboy hat and would wear spurs if they were allowed in school. He’s of mixed Mexican/American decent and speaks both languages fluently. He’s relatively no-nonsense but enjoys hootin’ and hollerin’ with the best of ‘em. He’s occasionally seen hanging out with Alabama, Arkansas, Iowa and Mississippi.Arkansas: The Redneck. Tough, but friendly. This chick grew up with seven brothers. She knows how to dress a deer and rassle a hog; but she cleans up (or “puts on ‘er purrty”) real nice. She’s got a hell of a singing voice and frequents the local Karaoke bar to belt Reba and Shania. She’s occasionally seen hanging out with Arizona and Alabama.California: The Mean Girl. She thinks everyone should always pay attention to HER. HER opinions are the best. HER thoughts matter the most. She’s the chair-person of 46 different clubs and student unions; though many of them have only one member. She’s on Twitter, Facebook, Snapchat, WhatsApp, Reddit, Pinterest, Instagram, Kik and Tumblr literally all day. She just knows she’s better than everyone else. Everyone else is wrong, dammit! Most people abide her narcissism and arrogance but secretly hate her.Colorado: The Hippy. The outdoorsman. He can make a bong out of a potato and he aces every Advanced Calculus test. He’d be fun to hang out with if his favorite band wasn’t Phish. He has the best weed and knows the best ways to enjoy it. He’s occasionally seen hanging out with Alaska and Maine.Connecticut: The Rich Kid. Not the spoiled one. The cool one. The one with all the connections. This guy knows the bouncers at every bar, the salesmen at every store, the valets and doormen at every club. His family has been rich since the 1300s. He has at least $75,000 in cash on him at all times. He drives a custom 1983 Bentley Mulsanne. His name is like, Blaine or something.Delaware: The Basket Case. The one that everyone sort of ignores for fear of waking a sleeping dragon. The quiet introvert that is always staring at the ground or his sketchbook. Most people are afraid to say hi to him. His grades are mediocre. He occasionally inhales from the gas faucet in Chemistry class. His guidance counselor says he’ll make a great Pediatrician someday.Florida: The Moron. This twerp can’t figure out how to open his locker at least six times a day. He sometimes drops his pocket. He has trouble figuring out doors. He can’t tell which side of the lunch line to enter from. He’s not frenetic or panicked at all. He’s just used to it. He can’t even figure out if he’d rather hang out with Alabama, New York or New Mexico. Complete idiot. No offense. None taken.Georgia: The Gangsta Rapper. This kid is super fly (or whatever the term for that is these days). He knows everything about Rap music - past and present. He’s a tough, urban kid with some charming, rural tendencies. He’s more street-smart than book-smart, but he’s acing American History. His favorite artists are Slick Rick and Melle Mel. He’s occasionally seen hanging out with Colorado and Louisiana.Hawaii: The Hottie. The tan girl. The girl who’s always just coming back from vacation. She had a blast. Oh you shoulda been there! She’s always smiling, always positive, always motivational. She’s taken approximately infinite selfies. She’d be fun to hang out with if her favorite band wasn’t Fun. She and Maine get along great.Idaho: The Farmer. He grew up shucking corn and digging potatoes. He’s a member of 4-H and aspires to be a dairy farmer. He’s deceptively brilliant but socially inept. He brings his own boiled eggs for lunch every day. He prefers RC cola. Yes, he wears overalls.Illinois: The Mechanic. She grew up working on cars, trucks and motorcycles in her father’s garage. She successfully rebuilt a Ford Model A Victoria in under three weeks - but her feminine side isn’t lost. She’s just as comfortable in an Auto Zone as she is in a Sephora. She’s brains and brawn. She scares California and sometimes helps Florida figure out how to use the drinking fountain.Indiana: The Jock. This guy does it all. Football, basketball, baseball, soccer, hockey, wrestling, track, skiing, rugby, jai alai, tennis, surfing, body-building, archery, badminton, horse-racing, boxing, volleyball, kayaking, cricket, lacrosse, polo, swimming, squash, rowing, golf, and several others. He’s sometimes a bit over-competitive but has a soft spot for the underdog.Iowa: The Cowgirl. She loves her cornbread and biscuits, but she loves country music even more. She drives a jacked-up, diesel Ford F-750 with bales of hay in the bed. Daisy Dukes are a common fashion choice for her. She wins the blueberry pie eating contest every year. She’s occasionally seen hanging out with Arizona and Idaho.Kansas: The Mama’s Boy. This kid lives a sheltered life. He has no idea what “Rock & Roll” music is. The most violent movie he’s ever seen is Balto. He tucks his button-down shirts into his khakis every day. Yes, he wears a fanny-pack. Yes, he brings his toothbrush to school and yes, he brushes after lunch. His shoes are Velcro, he makes straight As, and is the captain of the Chess Team. He dreams of one day experiencing a “party”.Kentucky: The Moonshiner: This kid can distill 600 proof spirits from spring water. He knows the chemical ins-and-outs of almost every single booze or drug that exists. His mullet isn’t quite as sweet as Alabama’s. His meth isn’t quite as pure as Mississippi’s. and his sister isn’t quite as cute as West Virginia’s; but he can hold his own against the likes of all three.Louisiana: The Musician. This guy knows everything about all things music. Any album, any band, any song, any chord structure, any style or genre. He’s often seen hanging out and having friendly debates with Georgia and Massachusetts. Yes, he’s in the marching band. Yes, he formed a band of his own. Yes, they’re awesome. They’re a Progressive/Jazz/Metal/Hip-Hop/Bluegrass/Punk/Rap/Opera Fusion group called Chryopsys. He plays guitar.Maine: The Camp Counselor. This girl is just too much. From canoeing to rock-climbing, she’s just into it all. She always brings her Moxie and her hiking boots and she never turns down a fish-fry. She loves a good lobster joke as much as the next gal but thinks Stephen King is overrated. She enjoys telling people what to do and as long as they do it her way, it’ll be FUN FUN FUN!!! Yes, she’s best friends with Hawaii.Maryland: The Politician. She’s the class President. She has been since first grade. She’s the Honor Society President. She has been since first grade. She petitions for everything from healthier school lunches to easier-to-remember locker combinations (on Florida’s behalf). She’s currently petitioning for more petitions even though she petitioned against it last Spring. She campaigns endlessly and is always meeting with scholastic lobbyists. Her Cabinet members include Hawaii, Connecticut and Vermont. She won’t openly admit whether or not she likes New Mexico.Massachusetts: The Over-Achiever. He has a 9.6 GPA. He was voted “Most Likely To Win All The ‘Most Likely’ Categories”. He’s already received letters of early acceptance into Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Brown, Georgetown, Oxford, Cambridge, Nanyang Tech, MIT, Caltech, Stanford, Dartmouth, Juilliard, NYU and Cornell. His personal slogan is, “Better than best. Always.” He constantly gives 110%. He’s a star Mathlete yet he also runs track and has broken every record ever set by anyone ever; including Indiana. He’s the Captain of the Debate Team and has never lost a debate. Ever. Not even a music debate with Louisiana.Michigan: The Metal-Head. Every day he wears one of the same four t-shirts: Iron Maiden’s 1983 World Piece Tour; in black. Black Sabbath’s Volume 4 (cover art); in black. Def Leppard’s ‘87/’88 Hysteria Tour; in black. And Danzig II: Lucifuge; in black. He has more chains on his belt than on his bike, and more piercings in his face than in his ears. He’s occasionally seen out back with Alabama and Illinois. He takes Earth Science as a Senior. He plays drums for Chryopsys.Minnesota: The Fanatic. This guy loves stuff. From Prince to the Vikings to a big plate of Hot Dish; he LOVES stuff. He’ll go out of his way to let you know how much he loves something. If there’s something he hates, he LOVES hating it. He’s overly friendly and talkative. He LOVES friends. He LOVES talking. He’s not so fond of Wisconsin though.Mississippi: The Meth-Head. This guy makes some pure shit. I mean……just wow. He’s got the formula down PAT. His salesmanship could use some work, as could his dental hygiene; but other than that he’s a pretty friendly guy. He likes to hoot and holler as much as Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas and Iowa. He loves Kid Rock.Missouri: The Outlaw. This guy is bad news. He’s always up to something. Getting into some sort of trouble. He’s a bad influence on others; including himself. He’s the son of a cop and an IRS agent. He knows how to get away with most petty crimes, and has committed… most petty crimes. He won’t be dissuaded by authority or the threat of punishment. He’s truly a rebel.Montana: The Lone Wolf. Has to be alone to feel good. He can’t handle being surrounded by people. He has no faith in community; only in himself. If he can’t get what he needs within 36 inches of his current location, he’ll look elsewhere. He harbors no hatred toward anyone of any other belief or creed; as long as you leave him alone. He and Texas exchange silent nods of acknowledgement when they pass in the hallway. He owns guns and knows how to use them all.Nebraska: The Baller. This guy is destined for the NBA. Though white, he’s 6’-8” at age 17 and boy can he ball. His ginger hair sometimes makes girls think twice about being near him, but once you get to know him….man o man is he a jerk. He knows he’s destined for greatness. His parents have raised him to know it. He has a way of steering every conversation toward basketball. Bring up Post-its; he’ll make it about basketball. Bring up funerals; he’ll make it about basketball. Bring up whatever is literally the opposite of basketball; he’ll make it about basketball. His biggest pet-peeves are Massachusetts, Indiana and people who put cheese on apple pie.Nevada: The High-Roller. This guy always has a better story than the last guy. He’s always going “all in”. He’s intensity to the extreme. He doesn’t know when to cash out or throw in the towel. Outwardly he’s friendly and seemingly family-oriented, but deep down underneath he’s deviant, skeevy, and revels in acute fetishism. His nocturnal proclivities include sex, murder, drugs, gambling, sex, murder, and drugs. Everyone likes to hang out with him every now and then; but only in small doses. He’s fond of Missouri’s work.New Hampshire: The Helper. This girl is willing to help anyone and everyone. And she can fix most things. She’s a regular Lady MacGyver. She’s the kindest thing in the world till you mention authoritarian influence. Then she’ll rant for days about how taxes are ruining the economy. She grows her own herbs in her back yard. She’s a huge fan of Colbie Caillat. She hangs out primarily with Colorado, Alaska and Maine.New Jersey: The Bully. Get out of his way. He’ll steal your lunch money. He’ll give you a swirly and a wedgie at the same time. He’ll give you a swedgley. In fact, that’s his name: Swedgley. He still has braces at age 17 and always has little bits of steak and Honey Bun stuck in them. He drives a truck, (though not as big as Iowa’s; and that pisses him off!) and he parks over the lines so no one can park next to him. Yeah. He’s THAT guy. He likes to push Florida around and can’t stand being in the same room with California.New Mexico: The Immigrant. Everyone picks on this guy. He tries his best to fit in but people just always give him shit. He does well in most of his classes and comes to most school events and activities, but he’s still just not accepted. Texas would look out for him if he pulled his own weight. Maryland uses him to further her own agenda. California is nice enough to him; but only to look good in front of others. She secretly hates him.New York: The Attention Whore. Has to be surrounded by people to feel good. He can’t handle being alone. He has no faith in himself; only in community.. If he can’t get what he needs from within 36 inches of his current location; he cries and whines and blames everyone else. He can’t decide whether he’s Jewish, Christian or Muslim since he hates and fears all three.- almost as much as he hates and fears Texas and Montana.North Carolina: The Smoker. This guy smokes. I mean….really. A lot. Everyone gives him a wide berth in the hallways because he smells like he smokes. He spends 7 minutes out of every 5 smoking during class breaks. He smokes in the boys’ room, the girls’ room, the teachers’ lounge, the cafeteria, the auditorium, the gymnasium, the hallways, the locker rooms, and occasionally in the parking lot. When asked about being seated next to him in Geography, South Carolina is quoted as saying, “<cough hack cough wheeze cough…..>” He sure smokes.North Dakota: The Warrior. She wears a bikini to school in the winter months. She don’t care. Psha!! She’s tough as nails and laughs at anyone who isn’t. She’s built like a logger or a linebacker but with oddly sensual curves. Yes, her favorite singer is Patty Smyth. She adores soup and is a real dog person. Don’t get her started on Go-Kart racing.Ohio: The Rocker. She loves all rock; especially the glam scene from the ‘80s. She occasionally dresses like Bret Michaels but DO NOT confuse her with Iowa! She can play Smoke on the Water on her sweet Fender Strat. She loves Ratt and The Allman Brothers. She’s tried to introduce Massachusetts, Illinois and Kansas to bands like Boston, Chicago, and Kansas; but they just don’t get it.Oklahoma: The Bro. Duuuuuuude….. Yeah. That guy. He crushes beer cans against his head and displays empty liquor bottles on his headboard and dresser. He’s often heard shouting, “If it ain’t Football, don’t fix it!!!” No one has the heart to tell him what they actually think of him. He’s mostly a harmless clown. He and Florida sometimes laugh at the same things; though no one (including themselves) knows why.Oregon: The Artist. This girl paints, sculpts, does pottery, graffiti, performance art, dance. Every visual art that exists; she does. Her hair is a different color for each class period. She brings her own organic, free-range, cruelty-free, non-GMO, gourmet lunch every day. She makes all her own clothes. She only speaks to animals and refuses to tell time. She rides a tricycle to school each day. Her name is something like Karizma or Essynce or Magnafeek or some shit.Pennsylvania: The Fatty. Cheesesteaks and Hershey Bars. This kid packs it in like nobody’s business. Hoagies, jimmies, pierogis, dippy eggs. Whatever you got, he’ll take it. He’s constantly being ridden by the likes of Maine and Oregon for his snack choices. Scrapple, Lebanon bologna, Middleswarth chips and shoofly pie. MMMMMmmmMMMM!! Nom nom nom…Rhode Island: The Shy One. Vermont’s little sister. She’s smaller than him, but smarter. She knows when to keep her mouth shut. But she also knows when to give someone a piece of her mind. She’s a tiny thing who’s speech is often lost beneath the din of high school dissonance. She’s a pretty good graphic designer but has yet to truly find her “voice”. Her favorite movie is Leonard Part 6.South Carolina: The Sorority Snob. This girl gives California a run for her money. No one’s good enough to be her friend. Not even her friends. If it weren’t for Fish ‘n’ Grit-Fridays she’d never be seen with the common folk in the cafeteria. She’s a true Plantation Belle who carries a parasol and has a man-servant to wipe the sweat from her brow on those hot, summer nights. She’ll do well in college. She loves Dave Matthews.South Dakota: The Biker. This guy owns a ’27 Indian. I know. I guess it was his great-granddad’s or something? Maybe Illinois built it for him. (They’re best friends by the way.) He wears full leather and chains every day. He’s against helmet laws and thinks the Honda Goldwing is for pussies. His favorite bands are Foghat and Little Feat. He thinks the guys in Chryopsys are a bunch of fruits; except Michigan. He accepts Michigan as a fellow badass.Tennessee: The Country Star. He’s not a true cowboy (like Arizona), but he plays one on TV. He’s got that hospitable twang and charismatic demeanor that’ll reel you in and sit you down for a big plate of fried chicken and collard greens. He breaks up his cornbread in a glass of milk; the way you’re SUPPOSED to eat it. He rides to school in a tour bus and wears fur trench coats. He can neither sing nor play any instrument whatsoever.Texas: The Protector. This guy doesn’t like seeing people get picked on. He stands up for those who can’t stand up for themselves (except New Mexico). He’d help out Florida but Florida can’t figure out how to even accept help. The silent nods of acknowledgement with Montana are a sign of mutual awareness and respect. He’s not aggressive, only vigilant. He owns guns and knows how to use them all.Utah: The Religious Zealot. She carries her bible around with her and thumps it down on the desk in every class. Yes, she’s literally a bible-thumper. She likes to judge people and tell them they’re all going to hell, especially Alabama, New York, Illinois, Texas, California, Hawaii, Florida, Michigan, Washington, Delaware, Virginia, New Hampshire, New Mexico, Oregon…Vermont: The Ass-Kisser. This guy is a yes-man deluxe. He has never given any constructive criticism in his life. He has to be truly liked by everyone. He is truly liked by no one. Except he makes great Maple syrup. But that’s it. Other than the syrup he’s pretty much just a haircut with an iPod. He goes to all the Chryopsys shows just so he can be seen and look cool.Virginia: The Old Money. This kid grew up rich, but in a strictly traditional fashion. His entire financial view is based on economic policies of 250 years ago. The only book he owns is Adam Smith’s The Wealth of Nations. He’s a war reenactor in multiple different groups including those who reenact The American Revolution, The American Civil War, and The War on Drugs. He and Maryland sometimes don’t see eye-to-eye.Washington: The Poet. This guy is an introvert to say the least. He cuts thumb holes in the cuffs of his long sleeve shirts. He has bad chin acne. He’s about a foot taller than everyone else at school. He carries a certain mysterious elan about him that puts most people off. He’s the President of the Drama Club. He writes plays. He writes poems. He writes lyrics. Yes, he sings for Chryopsys.West Virginia: The Hillbilly. He’s an isolationist. Completely willing and capable of self-sustenance. He hunts with his own bow. He brews with his own barley. He makes out with his own sister. He holds Alabama, Iowa and Kentucky in contempt for no apparent reason - except that Kentucky stole his pig that one time.Wisconsin: The Goth. You wouldn’t know it, except to look at her. Full pale skin, black hair, black eyeliner, black nail polish, silver jewelry dangling from everywhere, tight halter-tops and corsets. Ripped black fishnets and leather pants. Knee-high boots. She’s something straight out of the Reverence festival. She loves Chryopsys for their blatantly Gothic imagery and influences. She’s dating Michigan.Wyoming: The Forgotten One. He’s always last in line on picture day. He’s always last picked in gym class. He reads the morning announcements but no one recognizes his voice or knows who he is. He’s not in the yearbook because they couldn’t justify using another entire page for just the one picture that wouldn’t fit on the previous page. He’s not in any clubs or social groups. He plays bass in Chryopsys but even his band mates don’t know him.

THE 20 SMARTEST CELEBRITIES YOU MAY KNOW!There's being a decent entertainer, realizing how to present, or being a star competitor — and afterward there's having the scholastic cleaves to accomplish such a great deal more. These big names are eminent as having the most noteworthy IQs in their field, in light of an assortment of studies, and we've positioned them as per their score.Emma Watson did Hermione proud during her studies at BrownIn May 2014, the "Harry Potter" entertainer strolled over the initiation stage at Brown University, where she earned a single man's in English writing. She likewise sought after examinations at Oxford University during her Ivy years, and took a year off in 2011 to film.Soon thereafter, Watson was delegated UN Women Goodwill Ambassador, and gave an ardent discourse about ladies' privileges. As a component of her new job, she helped dispatch the HeForShe lobby.Conan O'Brien graduated magna cum laude from HarvardIncredible late-night have Conan O'Brien, who was his secondary school's valedictorian, gone to Harvard as a history and writing major. The school paper named him the "pre-prominent wisecracker" of the class of 1985, which bodes well, as he was additionally the leader of the Harvard Lampoon, a semi-mystery social association that distributed a humor magazine.His 72-page senior proposal, "The 'Old Child' in Faulkner and O'Connor," contended that "the New South's developing character is showed in the writing of William Faulkner and Flannery O'Connor by means of the theme of youngsters that age excessively fast."Allison Williams is more than the smart one on "Girls."Growing up, the "Girls" entertainer wasn't permitted to act expertly until she moved on from school. She considered English and paleontology at Yale — taking the sort of classes that cause you to feel like "lying on the ground contemplating things," she said.At the point when she didn't get a section in Yale's huge melodic as a green bean, she joined the comedy bunch rather and discovered she had a talent for parody.James Franco picks up college degrees like it's an extracurricular activity.Youthful Franco was a numerical wiz who interned at Lockheed Martin, however dropped out of UCLA during his first year.After ten years, the entertainer returned to class and has made a leisure activity of getting higher educations. Subsequent to moving on from UCLA in only two years, he moved to New York and selected at NYU for filmmaking, Columbia University and Brooklyn College for fiction composing, Warren Wilson College in North Carolina for a low-residency verse program, and Yale for a Ph.D. in English.He's likewise shown screenplay-composing and coordinating at UCLA, USC, NYU, and Columbia.Cindy Crawford studied chemical engineering on a scholarship at Northwestern UniversityCindy Crawford, who graduated as the valedictorian of her secondary school class, marked her first demonstrating agreement in 1984. At first she utilized the cash to enhance her grant to go to Northwestern University, yet she discarded school to dispatch her vocation.By 1985, she showed up in the pages of Vogue, and would proceed to get one of the first Big Six supermodels.The deep artist was offered grants to Georgetown, Morehouse College, and Harvard, yet he turned them down to go to UPenn, where he contemplated English with an attention on African-American writing and graduated magna cum laude. He likewise filled in as president and vocal chief for the co-ed a cappella bunch Counterparts.Before he became wildly successful as an artist, Legend worked at Boston Consulting Group, one of the most renowned counseling firms on the planet.Mindy Kaling is an award-winning playwrightThe Dartmouth College understudy contemplated Latin before changing to theater. She earned an Eleanor Frost Playwriting Award in 1999. As an undergrad, Kaling represented a day by day comic for the school paper called "Seriously Drawn Girl," which "riffed on everyday grounds life and took a clever cut at everything from brotherhood life to graduated class."The Emmy-assigned entertainer and maker and star of "The Mindy Project" has likewise composed two books: "Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (Furthermore, Other Concerns)" and "Why Not Me?"John Krasinski pursued an array of academic interests at Brown.Krasinski spent his first semester showing English in Costa Rica before getting back to Brown, where his preferred classes were "the executives of modern and not-for-profit associations" and an early on science course.He later held an entry level position at "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" before getting cast himself on the big screen.Natalie Portman has been published twice in scientific journalsThe "Black Swan" lead has a four year certification from Harvard — making her the main alum to win an Academy Award for best entertainer — and took graduate courses at Hebrew University in Jerusalem. She selected at Harvard as Natalie Herschlag, her original name, for the obscurity, however her educators noticed that she was a remarkable understudy.She has twice been published in scientific journals. She was voted "most likely to be a contestant on 'Jeopardy'" in her high school yearbook.Matt Damon hatched the idea for "Good Will Hunting" as a Harvard studentA playwriting class task at Harvard drove Damon to build up a harsh variant of "Good Will Hunting." He later finished the venture with his beloved companion Ben Affleck, who likewise stars in the film.Damon in the end dropped out to seek after acting, yet there were no worries: Harvard granted him the renowned Harvard Arts Medal in 2013.In 2015, he played a splendid researcher in "The Martian."Lisa Kudrow conducted clinical research on headachesKudrow moved on from Vassar College with a degree in science, and after graduation started working with her dad — a widely acclaimed migraine authority — on an examination concerning hemispheric strength and cerebral pain types.A half year in the wake of graduating, Kudrow dumped further training to seek after acting. She turned into a gigantic achievement playing Phoebe on "Friends" She later co-made the widely praised HBO satire "The Comeback."Ashton Kutcher hoped to attend MIT or Purdue to study engineering.Be that as it may, the previous "Punk'd" have lost his grants and was kicked out of the National Honors Society in the wake of breaking into his secondary school as a trick. He wound up at the University of Iowa, yet dropped out at 19 to seek after displaying. Kutcher now partitions his time among acting and brilliant putting resources into organizations like Airbnb, Spotify, and Foursquare."The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart," Kutcher said during his acceptance speech at the 2013 Teen Choice Awards.Mayim Bialek plays a neurobiologist on TV and has a Ph.D. in neuroscience in real life.The lead in NBC's "Blossom" as a child, Bialek proceeded to get her four year college education in neuroscience, just as Hebrew and Jewish investigations from UCLA in 2000, however she had additionally been acknowledged to Harvard and Yale.She backed away from her investigations in 2005 to return to acting and made a tremendous sprinkle as the über-shrewd Amy Farrah Fowler on "The Big Bang Theory," however completed her Ph.D. in neuroscience in 2007, work in fanatical habitual issue in teenagers with Prader-Willi condition.Edward Norton worked as an analyst for an entrepreneurial nonprofit.The double cross Oscar assigned entertainer contemplated history at Yale, where a back physical issue constrained his initial retirement from the group. It was then that he took a stab at theater.After graduation, Norton moved to Osaka, Japan, to counsel in the interest of his granddad's not-for-profit, Enterprise Foundation, a main supplier of capital and mastery for moderate lodging. There he considered Aikido, a military workmanship, and scholarly Japanese.Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal studied at Columbia University.When Maggie Gyllenhaal got back to her institute of matriculation to acknowledge an individual accomplishment grant, she said her Columbia training instructed her to "recognize that I truly know nothing." A hunger for information drove her, as a first-year English understudy, to sneak into the dignitary's senior course.Younger sibling Jake Gyllenhaal selected when Maggie was a senior and would have liked to study Eastern religions. Following the achievement of "October Sky," he dropped out after his sophomore year to focus on acting.Connie Britton roomed with now-US Senator Kristen Gillibrand during a summer semester at Beijing Normal UniversityThe entertainer, known for her parts on "Friday Night Lights" and "Nashville," zeroed in on Asian examinations and Chinese at Dartmouth College before she went to China for concentrate abroad and lives with Gillibrand.She moved to New York City after graduation to learn at the Neighborhood Playhouse School of the Theater.Rashida Jones got her BA in comparative religion from Harvard.The little girl of Quincy Jones showed melodic and dramatic abilities as an understudy at Harvard, composing music scores and acting in grounds plays.In any case, the "Parks and Recreation" entertainer pondered turning into an attorney until the OJ Simpson preliminary made her baffled with the equity framework. She proceeded to consider religion and theory.The "X-Files" entertainer graduated with a BA in English writing from Princeton University. He likewise earned his lord's in English lit from Yale University, however deserted his Ph.D. concentrates there subsequent to booking a lager business in '87 prompted different tryouts.During his "Inside the Actors Studio" talk with, Duchovny uncovered that the title of his incomplete doctoral proposition was "Magic and Technology in Contemporary Poetry and Prose."Kate Beckinsale is fluent in four languages.Kate Beckinsale has consistently been an enthusiastic peruser. Before playing out her prominent part as Selene in "Underworld," Beckinsale contemplated French and Russian writing at Oxford University's New College, and still easily communicates in French and Russian, just as German.Ken Jeong is a licensed obstetrician.Most popular for his part as Mr. Chow in "The Hangover" and the star of his own sitcom "Dr. Ken," Jeong examined pre-drug at Duke University, got his MD at UNC Chapel Hill, at that point finished his residency in New Orleans.As indicated by the Washington Post, "he treated patients at a HMO facility [during the day]; around evening time, he gathered up the same number of stand-up gigs as he could." His enormous break came when Judd Apatow cast him as the OB in "Knocked Up."

Aside from the things you mention, I have spent the most time in life writing.I began writing in a diary (journal) as a young girl, to “vent” when I was particularly upset over something going on in my life. I began writing poetry when eleven and, as I have related in other posts, won an Archdiocese of Dubuque poetry competition in sixth grade. I won $50, which, given the year, was equivalent to $500 and I decided to enter other contests that involved writing. One that comes to mind was a high school competition to compare our medical system with that in Britain, sponsored by the AMA. Then there was the TAB Scholastic Book’s Creative Teaching competition, which named me one of the 10 Most Creative Teachers in America for my unit: “Ad Campaigns in the Classroom: It’s A Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s Super Lemon.”During the period 1956 through 1963 I was writing for my home town newspaper and for my high school newspaper (the I-HYH) and for our yearbook. It was this writing that was judged by University of Iowa admissions folk who awarded me a Ferner/Hearst Journalism full-ride scholarship for the writing that my English teacher in high school, Marie Turgasen, sent in for their consideration. Naturally, I wrote A LOT while in college and, when I graduated from college and moved into the world as a teacher (of 7th and 8th grade Language Arts), I went out and secured a second job as Film and Book Critic for the Quad City Times newspaper (Davenport, IA).In 2004, as Howard Dean was running for president in the Iowa caucuses, I donated my time to Blog For Iowa and, after that, in 2007, began my own blog, www.weeklywilson.com. I took a job writing a book for Performance Learning Systems, Inc. (Emerson, NJ) in 1985. That book came out in 1989.I took random writing assignments from 28 blogs on a variety of topics and, in 2003, after I sold my 2 full-time businesses I began writing “long,” which means short stories and novels.So far, I’ve written hundreds of short stories, a 3-novel series entitled “Hellfire & Damnation” organized around the sins or crimes punished at each of the 9 Circles of Hell in Dante’s “Inferno.” The books have primarily been published by a small Rhode Island publisher and have won various awards, including a Pinnacle Award, an E-Lit award and an ALMA (American Literary Merit Award). One of the stories within Book #1 has been transformed into a screenplay and is currently a Finalist in Australia and just won this: https://wildsoundfestivalreview.com/2018/11/09/winning-tv-pilot-confessions-of-an-apotemnophile-i-think-i-am-by-connie-wilson-dan-decker/I also have written 5 novels, so far (one of them unpublished, currently), including THE COLOR OF EVIL series (www.TheColorOfEvil.com) and OUT OF TIME (Lachesis Press). I’ve also written a variety of NONfiction books, including “It Came from the 70s: From The Godfather to Apocalypse Now,” “Laughing Through Life,” and 2 volumes entitled “Obama’s Odyssey: The 2008 Race for the White House,” Volumes 1 and 2, which came out of me following the presidential race of ’08 and being named Yahoo Content Producer of the Year 2008.I still write all the time, including my blog, my Christmas series for children aged 3 to 10 (www.TheXmasCats.com), my continuing series The Color of Evil and other random writing—-like this.