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I am afraid life has an even lower retention rate. 100% of people born alive, end-up dead. This is causing a bit of a demographic problem for supernaturalism.Religiosity is a property of the aged. And those aged ones are busily shuffling off this mortal coil hoping to meet their maker. Only to discover that the stories of a magical post-mortem theme park was news faker than a Trump press conference.Young people, even those raised with mandatory school worship, don’t find religious mythology to be particually compelling. In the UK , those attending a weekly church service are so few that soon they will all fit in the same building.Church of England weekly attendance falls below 1m for first time

The day when it made “click” to me and I realized that the whole war wasn’t just an adventure but an extremely serious affair, I was off-duty.After an especially bloody battle in the south of Mostar, Bosnia, where my platoon lost more than a third of its men, we spent almost a week attending funerals.Our first funeral was for a guy who had been my squad and who was a really nice fellow. I remember that he always had a very pale complexion, even alive, and when I saw his corpse in the morgue, his face was almost as white as snow.When his coffin was lowered into the ground, accompanied by the cries of his mother and sisters, I looked around the graveyard. To my surprise, most of the graves around my buddy’s final resting place were fresh: soldiers that had fallen, a month, a week or only a day before him.I realized that I could very well be the next one they would bury. I think most of my buddies felt the same. People were dying like flies and life had become very cheap.

Meet Oobah Butler.To put in the most blunt way possible, he’s a nobody.You don’t recognize his face, his name doesn’t sound even vaguely familiar.He’s a nobody.A nobody who bullshitted his way through Paris Fashion week, attended A-list events and hung out with celebrities.All it took was a fake business card and some confidence.To start, he chose a random knockoff brand: Georgio Peviani.Butler googled the name and found page after page of jeans, but no person behind the obvious Armani wannabe.So he adopted the fake identity, setting up a basic but professional looking website.And made a business card.Having basically no idea where fashion week was even held, he followed some well-dressed pedestrians, hoping they’d lead him in the right direction.Before he knew it, his confident attitude and the business cards had fooled the front desk workers into giving him an access card.He networked with some of the world’s best known designers, celebrities and bloggers, scored front row seats to the a show and even attended Vivienne Westwood show, a private display of designer Véronique Leroy ‘s collection.Butler even talked a model into wearing some of Peviani’s jeans and by the end of his trip, he had designers complimenting his jeans.He’s living proof that a fake-it-till-you-make-it attitude can work.