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Because a ‘slug’ is a valid unit of measurement in this country.That diagram above? It’s the metric system. Every child in almost every country in the world at a young age learns to measure this way. It’s easy. Makes sense. You can do lessons with ten fingers. Unit conversion fits nicely with a conversation about place value. It makes logical sense. Word problems are easy - “Johnny buys a packet of 700 grams of salt and adds it to a container with 300 grams of salt that he already has. How many kilograms of salt does Johnny have now?” It’s 1. because 700 + 300 is 1000, and then we just take three steps up the ladder. Kids in metric countries don’t learn fractions until way later, because they don’t need them. Units are easy. “g, m, L” for gram, meter, and liter, and then “k, h, D, -, d, c, m” for powers of 10.Meanwhile, in America and Liberia (not Myanmar, as some of you in the comments have noted):There is nothing obvious about any measurement. 12 inches in a foot. Why? Because “inch” is etymologically from the Latin uncia, meaning “twelfth,” obviously. Then 3 feet in a yard, and 5280 feet (1760 yards) make a mile, because 5280 is my favorite number. Always has been. Abbreviations are in., ft, yd, and mi. Why not just “i, f, y, m”? Haha, this is America, double the patriotism, double the characters.Fluids? 8 ounces in a cup. Cool. Then two cups make a pint, and two pints make a quart. Obviously, two quarts make a gallon - nope, FOUR quarts make a gallon - is there any term for two quarts? Screw you, no there is not. Except “half gallon.”Weight? 16 ounces in a pound. WAIT STOP, aren’t ounces units of liquid? Why laddie, yes they are! That’s why we call the liquid ounces “fluid ounces.” And 2000 pounds in a ton. For the final **** you, the abbreviation for ounces is “oz,” because using a letter actually in the unit name is way too cliché, and the abbreviation for pound is - “po”? “pd”? “pnd”? No. It’s “lb”. We thrive on our unnecessary obscurity. It’s a tradition.To use this system effectively, students need to learn fractions from an early age. And it feels stupid and ridiculous, because it is. Our British friends say “5 millimetres,” we say “3/16 inch.” Eventually when we get older we have no way of understanding how long things are, so we just measure lengths and areas in terms of football fields. Yeah, the super bowl teaches more math to America than grade school.Then the students get older and go to physics class. In France, they study that F = ma, meaning that force equals mass times acceleration. There they are taught that mass is not the same thing as weight. One Newton (N) is one kilogram at one meter per second per second. But in America, we only now realize that our whole life is a lie, because we don’t know our masses, only our weights. The imperial unit for mass is the slug. A slug. Now I know where the American obesity problem comes from. We’re all slugs.And finally, we learn that in 1999, NASA lost a $125 million (note that we have no idea how much that is, because we don’t understand orders of magnitude, maybe I should say “$11.8 ton miles”) spacecraft, because Lockheed Martin used Imperial units while working with a European team that used metric. We lost a spaceship. Because of units.Our life has no meaning.In America, math is taught from a very young age as a “hard subject.” In many American public school systems, and even in some private schools, math is boring, difficult, and tedious, and appears at first glance to be utterly useless in the rest of life. Because it is pointless and hard, because the entire system of education is designed around a measurement system that no one understands, in the form of fractions, long division, complex multiplications that students in other countries don’t learn until later in life.I loved math in school, but I saw students around me who were most certainly capable of learning the material yet simply psyched themselves out of it. Because they were put off at a young age. German and Chinese kids don’t find calculus to be an extremely difficult subject, because the education is streamlined such that by the time high school rolls around, everyone understands the point of what they have been learning so far. But we find it impossible, the ultimate mathematical challenge that no one tries until after high school. Because we started hating math when we first saw that darned inch.EDIT: Wow, never thought this post would generate so much discussion! Thank you so much for the upvotes as well as the points of criticism.I'd like to take a second to clarify the main critical point, which is that the answer I provided doesn't really have much to do with hatred of math in general and is duly off-topic. The point of my statement was actually exactly that - we spend much more time in math class at a lower level learning unit conversion when we should be introducing children to the beauty of math, in the form of recognizing patterns, understanding processes, and discovery. As a result, kids get bored early on, and grow to hate the subject.The best math lesson in lower school I had was when a teacher explained how to convert the area of a circle to a rectangle.As you make the slices of the circle smaller and smaller, you get better and better approximations to a proper parallelogram (moving the rightmost wedge on the right to the left makes it a rectangle). This is a fascinating lesson, because it offers an understanding of pi, area, and even a vague introduction to calculus.We get less time to have lessons like this because of our necessary time wasted on learning our system of measures. The question was specifically why Americans hate math so much, not in general. It is worth noting that math is treated as difficult in popular culture from the outset (contestants on game shows tripping on simple math questions, celebrities being utterly clueless) so to a young child it might even seem “uncool” to be the kid who loves math. All of these points obviously exist, and clearly the measurement system isn't the only thing wrong with American STEM education.I just hoped to offer a new perspective on the issue, and further remark that there are really easy fixes we could make that could improve the quality of mathematics education in the US long before we have the ability as a country to have a broader conversation on education.Thanks for listening! Please feel free to continue commenting below, I'll update the post based on other interesting and insightful refutations/rebuttals.

I’m going to TRY to give the exact interview experience- DOLBY DIGITAL Experience. The reason why I mentioned “TRY” is because I’m writing it after 2 years . But it was my first formal interview and I assure I can never forget any part of it.I have another important reason why I can never forget this …. It’s the venueVenue: IIT Madras.This was the first time I entered IIT Madras and after that I’ll be going there to pursue my B.TechLets Dive In … Hope its an immersive experienceI reached IIT Madras Entrance Gate at about 8 am… Security Check… then we had to reach this place( almost 3 km inside the campus)Completed all the formalities( not much) just had to show my Aadhar I guessThen I was seated in a room and was doing a single but hard task … WAITSame situation… Kept WaitingFinally I was called in Interview Room 1 and was praying god to help me as i was too nervous ( First Interview )Opened the door Greeted all the professorsGave my Invitation Letter and stood next to the chair allotted to me ..P1 : Please take your seat .Me: Thank you sirP2: Why do you want to do pure science ? Who motivated you??Me: My Chemistry sir motivated me to do research and another reason being that I love chemistry the most .P1( to the other professors) : Only I , P2 and P3 have work today .. Others RelaxP1,P2,P3- Chemistry Professors, P4- Biology ,P5- Maths , P6- PhysicsAll professors laughing…My ReactionMe: Sir, I especially like organic chemistry the mostP1: Looks at P3 and smilesP3: Why are you so tensed ? Relax …Me: I’m fine sirP3: Ok let’s start … Can you tell how to form benzene from alkyne ?Me: Wrote the equation on white boardP3: Good! Can you tell how to form Benzene from AnilineMe: Wrote the conversion but in the last step i wrote H3PO4 instead of H3PO2P3: Sure ??Me: Gazing at the board .. Unable to find the mistakeP3: Ok Let’s move on . Do you have an idea about spectroscopy?Me: Thinking…. Thinking… Yes sir its about how plane polarised light is rotated by different compoundsP2: Great !!P1: Explain more about itMe: Explains all types ending with racemic mixtureP3: Can you explain why SN1 reactions give racemic mixture?Me: Standing near the table thinking … Gazing up and downP1: Take the board… Its all yours try to drawMe: Eureka!! Carbocation is sp2 hybridised and hence planar so equal probability to attack from both sides .P2: Good , Could you explain the energy profile for the same reaction ?Me: Yes sir … Drew the energy profile diagram and wrote which is the intermediate and which is transition state.P1: Could you tell how many planes of symmetry for benzene ??Me: I knew the answer as 6 but I was not confident enough to explain so was doubtful whether to answer or not .. Thinking hard whether to tell or notP2( to other professors): I think this was a heavy questionP1: Let him tryMe: 6All professors happy but to my surprise they didn’t ask me how.P5:Ok I think we have spent a lot of time with chemistry let’s move to Maths.P5: Can you draw all the alphabets and then determine the planes of symmetryMe: DoneIt was lunch time, I was the last candidate before lunch so they were in a hurry( maybe)P1: As physics is your second favorite subject I’ll assume you know it well , So lets move to biologyMe( Mind Voice): Seriously!!!! AwesomeMe: Ok Sir.P4: Do you like Biology?Me: I love it ma’am .P4: Why did you take Computer Science stream ??Me: No answer….. Smiling Smiling Smiling….P4: Which lesson do you like in Biology?Me: Cell Structure and FunctionsP4: What is mitochondria?Me: Power house of the cell .. I start drawing the picture on board and marked all the partsP4: Good , What’s Nissl’s Granules?Me: Answered correctly( don’t remember it now)P4: Draw a plant cell and label all important parts??Me: DoneP1: It’s done. Best of luck for your future.Me: Thank you sir( to all)Me: Rubs the board and then exit.Ufffffff…….Finally doneResults( Interview): 87.17/100HappyFor any queries regarding your preparation pls feel free to DM me in quora or telegram( link in profile)Follow me R K Rohit for Jee/Kvpy tips tricks and strategiesPls do upvote if you like thisHappy Day.