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I show them this list and ask them to pick out the ones they want me to address:Jut for fun I’ve starting the list with my favorite Obama scandal.Did you know Michelle was a football playing man named Michael before her operation that turned her into a woman? It’s true, her Jersey number was 44.Here’s a partial list of Hillary scandals.BENGHAZI ON THE BRAINLong before she "let Benghazi happen", Hillary Clinton was the center of a swirl of inventive rumors about sex, drugs,and murder.Rumor: Then-Secretary of State Clinton faked the flu and a concussion in December 2012 to avoid testifying to Congress about Benghazi.Rumormongers: 2016 presidential dark horse John Bolton and Fox News contributor Monica CrowleyRumor: As if a phony head injury wasn't bad enough Hillary faked a blood clot, an even more serious medical condition, to further delay her Benghazi testimony.Rumormonger: Glenn Beck, who added that "if she really had some weird thing in the hospital, then it should prohibit her from ever becoming president."Rumor: The clot was real, and Hillary suffered lingering brain damage that could render her unfit for office.Rumormonger: Fox News analyst Karl Rove, who backtracked the next day.THE CLINTON BODY COUNTRumor: Various theories hold that former Clinton White House chief of staff Vince Foster didn't commit suicide in Virginia's Fort Marcy Park. One posits that he was killed because he was having an affair with Hillary Clinton.Rumormongers: Former Rep. Dan Burton (R-Ind.) once shot a watermelon (or a pumpkin it's unclear) to prove that Foster was shot by someone else. Accuracy in Media founder Reed Irvine took out an ad in the New York Times to note that the FBI had failed to investigate "semen in Foster's shorts, blond hair on his T-shirt and trousers and multicolored carpet fibers on all his clothing." (Bonus: Anne Coulter once joked,"If you attack the Clintons publicly, make sure all your friends know that you are not planning suicide.")Rumor: Commerce Secretary Ron Brown and 34 others were killed in a plane crash orchestrated by the Clintons to prevent him from spilling the beans to special investigators about selling seats on trade missions.Rumormonger: The Clinton Body Count, a website linking the first family to more than 90 deaths.WHITEWATER WHITEWASHRumor: After agreeing to cooperate with special investigator Ken Starr, Whitewater partner James McDougal died in prison allegedly at the hands of Clinton henchmen. "Chalk up another body to Clinton,'' as one Rush Limbaugh caller put an alternative theory: McDougal faked his death to avoid ratting out his benefactors.Rumormonger: The Clinton Body CountKITTYCIDERumor: Former Clinton aide Kathleen Willey alleged that after her cat went missing, a suspicious-looking jogger told her to watch what she said. Then her new cat turned up dead.Rumormonger: Willey, in the the 2007 pseudo-documentary Hillary:Hillary: The MovieThe Supreme Court reviews Hillary: The Movie.(which triggered the Citizens United Supreme Court decision).THE SEX STUFFGAY UNTIL INAUGURATIONRumor: After majoring in lesbianism at Wellesley, Hillary entered into a sham marriage with Bill Clinton to cover up the truth. At one point, a former classmate moved to Little Rock to continue an affair with Hillary.Rumormonger: Edward Klein, author of The Truth About Hillary: What She Knew, When She Knew It, and How Far She'll Go to Become PresidentBISEXUAL AFTER INAUGURATIONRumor: Bill confided that his wife was a bisexual who, as she put it, "had eaten more pussy than he had."Rumormonger: Former Clinton mistress Flowers, in a 2013 interview with the Daily MailWEBB OF LIESRumor: Associate attorney general Webb Hubbell was really Chelsea's father. (And Vince Foster was possibly killed because he knew.)Rumormonger: This guy on the Internet who keeps emailing me and every other DC journalist.BERMUDA SHORTSRumor: Forget Webb Hubbell. Chelsea was conceived when Bill forced himself on Hillary during a vacation in Bermuda.Rumormonger: Klein, keeping it classy.TROOPERGATERumor: Hillary looked the other way when then-Gov. Bill Clinton used Arkansas state troopers to set up sexual liaisons with dozens maybe hundreds of women.Rumormonger: Former right-wing operative-turned-Media Matters honcho David Brock, who later wrote in his book, Blinded by the Right, that "none of the trooper allegations that could be independently checked turned out to be true."BILL'S BLACK LOVE CHILDRumor: Bill fathered a son after after luring a prostitute into a cocaine-fueled orgy. Hillary dutifully covered it up.Rumormongers: Little Rock businessman Robert McIntosh circulated a flier noting the resemblance between 13-year-old Danny Williams and a young William Jefferson Blythe during the 1992 campaign. A 1999 Drudge Report exclusive featured Williams' mother's on-tape confession. "What becomes immediately obvious to the viewer watching the videotaped confession is that this is clearly not gossip, rumor, or anonymous charges being maliciously directed at a politician," wrote Drudge, before learning three days later that the child was not Clinton's.COME ALL YE FAITHFULRumor: As first lady, Hillary decorated the White House Christmas tree with condoms, cockrings, and lords-a-leapin' with erect penises.Rumormongers: Disgruntled former FBI agent Gary Aldrich, in his 1996 tell-all, Unlimited Access; and Texas activist "Doc Marquis," who seized on Aldrich's claims as"proof positive that Hillary Clinton is a power, practicing witch."Well, maybe you have to look on the other sideSEXUAL PAGANRumor: No, it's not the name of my new metal band it's Hillary Clinton's orientation.Rumormonger: Southern Evangelical Seminary president Richard Land, who leveled the charge in response to the secretary of state's advocacy for gay rights in Africa.THE DRUG STUFFPOWDER HUNGRYRumor: When Bill was governor, the Clintons covered up a multimillion-dollar cocaine smuggling ring based in Mena, Arkansas.Rumormonger: The Clinton Chronicles (below), a 1994 pseudo-documentary distributed by the Reverend Jerry Falwell.BOYS ON THE TRACKSRumor: Seventeen-year-olds Kevin Ives and Don Henry weren't hit by a train after passing out on an Arkansas railroad track; they were brutally murdered after witnessing a Clinton-assisted drug drop.Rumormongers: Former Rep. William Dannemeyer (R-Calif.) and The Clinton ChroniclesASSORTED POWER MADNESSFOUR MARTINI PUNCHRumor: Reporter LJ Davis didn't, as he claimed, pass out on his floor after drinking one too many martinis he was assaulted in his Arkansas hotel room in 1994 by Clinton goons and robbed of four "significant" pages from his notebook. His crime: Asking too many questions about Clinton's work at a Little Rock law firm.Rumormongers: The Wall Street Journal editorial page, which cited the incident as evidence that Arkansas is a "congenitally violent place," and Rush Limbaugh, who told his, "journalists and others working on or involved in Whitewatergate have been mysteriously beaten and harassed in Little Rock; some have died."PC POLICERumor: As first lady, Clinton formed her own clandestine police force. Agents embedded in the FBI, the CIA, and the IRS harassed and eliminated critics.Rumormongers: Richard Poe, author of Hillary's Secret War, and American Evita author Christopher AndersenCON AIRRumor: Hillary purged the White House Travel Office in order to set up a system of kickbacks for an Arkansas airline helmed by a childhood friend of Bill's.Rumormongers: Brock and current Virginia congressional candidate Barbara ComstockRED, NOT BLUERumor: A "meticulously documented" report exposed the Clintons' links to a Marxist terrorist plot to take over the country, inspired by the Italian communist and grad-student favorite Antonio Gramsci. Exhibit A: Hillary's failed health care reform plan.Rumormonger: WorldNetDaily columnist Samuel BlumenfeldFILEGATERumor: Classified FBI files were requested and misused by first lady Hillary Clinton to target enemies of the administration. White House Office of Personnel Security Craig Livingstone took the fall when Republican investigators caught wind.Rumormonger: Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah), who demanded FBI files be swiped for the first lady's fingerprintsBRAZILIAN WHACKSRumor: The Clintons forced former Hillary donor Peter Paul to spend two years in a Brazilian prison including two months in a cellblock known as the "Corridor of Death" after he filed a lawsuit against the couple claiming they knew about his illegal campaign finance dealings.Rumormonger: Paul, in the 2007 pseudo-documentary Hillary UncensoredBLACK HELICOPTERSRumor: Team Hillary used helicopters to surveil the Southampton home of 2006 Republican Senate challenger and current Fox News contributor K.T. McFarland.Rumormonger: McFarland, at a campaign event on Long IslandRUSH TO JUDGMENTRumor: Rush Limbaugh's 2006 drug bust for painkillers possession was a set-up by the Clinton machine.Rumormonger: Poe againTHE MUSLIM STUFFMUSLIM SISTERHOODRumor: Clinton and top aide/alleged lover Huma Abedin (wife of ex-Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.)) are in cahoots with the ladies' auxiliary of the Muslim Brotherhood. Which explains why Clinton has been secretly pushing us to spread Sharia law in America.Rumormongers: "Huma's mom is best friends with the new so-called first lady of Egypt, who is also a member of the Sisterhood," explained Rush Limbaugh. "Folks, it's Peyton place it's too much to keep up with. "Rep. Michele Bachmann's allegations of collaboration between Clinton and the Brotherhood was cited by protesters in the streets of Cairo.MULLAH MOOLAHRumor: Clinton's Islam fascist sympathies were secured with a bribe from Iran.Rumormonger: Judicial Watch founder Larry Klayman, who conscientiously adds, "I cannot prove it at this time."BAN ON CHURCHESRumor: Clinton was working with Islamists to shut down Christian houses of worship in the United States before she left office in 2013.Rumormonger: Conservative speaker and self-described "former terrorist" Kamal SaleemJUST PLAIN BIZARRECOLD-BLOODEDRumor: Like most of the Washington elite, Hillary is in fact a blood-drinking extraterrestrial lizard in disguise.Rumormonger: "Reptoid hypothesis" creator David IckeEVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATI'EDRumor: Wake up, sheeple. The Clintons belong to an 18th-century secret society that controls global governance and finance.Rumormongers: Lots of crazy people on YouTubeCONTRA DANCINGRumor: In the 1970s, Hillary worked at a Little Rock law firm that helped funnel weapons to the Contras.Rumormonger: The late Nation columnist Alexander CockburnBLOOD MONEYRumor: The Clintons consented to the harvesting and selling of HIV- and hepatitis C-positive blood from prison inmates to China in the 1980s.Rumormongers: Klein and WorldNetDaily conspiracy guru Joseph FarahSTARR CROSSEDRumor: Why did the Clintons enjoy impunity for their myriad crimes? Easy: Ken Starr, the man tasked with investigating them, was a secret Clinton crony.Rumormonger: Poe againGET BEHIND ME, THETANRumor: Why did the did the movie version of Primary Colors, in which John Travolta plays a thinly-veiled Bill Clinton, go so easy on the first couple? Maybe because President Clinton pressured the German government to extend religious protections to the Church of Scientology.Rumormonger: The New York Post reported that Sen. Lauch Faircloth (R-N.C.) demanded an investigation into the matter; Faircloth denied thisIT'S A TAX!Rumor: As secretary of state, Hillary Clinton was pushing a secret United Nations takeover of the Internet, to be paid for by a secret tax on American billionaires.Rumormonger: Former Clinton aide Dick MorrisGOO GOO FOR GAGAClinton's State Department betrayed its true function as an "agent for Lady Gaga" when it helped the "Bad Romance" singer secure a gig at a gay pride event in Italy.Rumormonger: Mission: America founder Linda HarveyHERE WE GO AGAINFACE THE NATIONRumor: Clinton got a face-lift after leaving the State Department to "glam up" for 2016.Rumormonger: Fox and Friends' Steve Doocy, who tweeted afterwards that he was referring only to Clinton's websiteHEY SOLE SISTERRumor: Clinton hired a mentally ill woman to throw a sneaker at her while giving a speech to the Institute of Scrap Recycling Industries in Las Vegas in April.Rumormongers: Limbaugh and former Republican presidential front runner Herman CainHILL'S ANGELSRumor: Hillary is a tool of the Dark Lord Lucifer sent to oppose Jesus Christ in the Last Days.Rumormonger: Montana Republican congressional candidate Ryan Zinke, who called Clinton the "anti-Christ" at a January campaign event.IT TAKES A CHILDRumor: Chelsea Clinton became pregnant at the behest of her parents, who believe that the former secretary of state will be viewed more favorably if she has grandkids.Rumormongers: Fox News host Howie Kurtz, the Washington Free Beacon's Michael Goldfarb, and the New York Times' Andrew Ross Sorkin.VANITY PRESSRumor: The Clintons arranged for Vanity Fair to publish Monica Lewinsky's recent essay two-and-a-half years before the next presidential election, so it would be forgotten by 2016.Rumormonger: Prolific children's author Lynne Cheney, who asked Bill O'Reilly, "Would Vanity Fair publish anything about Monica Lewinsky that Hillary Clinton wouldn't want in Vanity Fair?" (Yes.)The definitive guide to every Hillary Clinton conspiracy theory…

Plausible? Which ones are plausible? That she handled her emails the same way Colin Powell did but now it’s a crime? That the millions spent investigating her questionable handling of emails actually served a useful purpose?The Benghazi affair is another example and a Republican disgrace and besides it was the Republicans that sabotaged security, not Hillary. http://occupydemocrats.com/2016/06/27/just-house-report-exonerates-hillary-clinton-benghazi-exposes-republican-witch-hunt/I’m very weary of the Republicans but just to help put this in perspective here’s a partial list of accusations made against Hillary by the overheated Republican rumor machine.What the Republicans do is throw out lots of mud and hope some of it sticks.It’s hard to grasp how crazy they can get so I have listed here a few of their choice items. This list is exceeded only by the list of Obama conspiracies which are truly insane. For instance did you know Michelle was a football playing man named Michael before her operation that turned her into a woman. It’s true, her Jersey number was 44.Conservatives love kinky sex.While these are fun to read I am listing them primarily to help illuminate how Republican accusations must be taken with a grain of salt because they’re not attempting to uncover dangerous truths about their opponents but instead smear them any way they can, truth be damned.BENGHAZI ON THE BRAINLong before she "let Benghazi happen", Hillary Clinton was the center of a swirl of inventive rumors about sex, drugs,and murder.Rumor: Then-Secretary of State Clinton faked the flu and a concussion in December 2012 to avoid testifying to Congress about Benghazi.Rumormongers: 2016 presidential dark horse John Bolton and Fox News contributor Monica CrowleyRumor: As if a phony head injury wasn't bad enough Hillary faked a blood clot, an even more serious medical condition, to further delay her Benghazi testimony.Rumormonger: Glenn Beck, who added that "if she really had some weird thing in the hospital, then it should prohibit her from ever becoming president."Rumor: The clot was real, and Hillary suffered lingering brain damage that could render her unfit for office.Rumormonger: Fox News analyst Karl Rove, who backtracked the next dayTHE CLINTON BODY COUNTRumor: Various theories hold that former Clinton White House chief of staff Vince Foster didn't commit suicide in Virginia's Fort Marcy Park. One posits that he was killed because he was having an affair with Hillary Clinton.Rumormongers: Former Rep. Dan Burton (R-Ind.) once shot a watermelon (or a pumpkin it's unclear) to prove that Foster was shot by someone else. Accuracy in Media founder Reed Irvine took out an ad in the New York Times to note that the FBI had failed to investigate "semen in Foster's shorts, blond hair on his T-shirt and trousers and multicolored carpet fibers on all his clothing." (Bonus: Anne Coulter once joked,"If you attack the Clintons publicly, make sure all your friends know that you are not planning suicide.")Rumor: Commerce Secretary Ron Brown and 34 others were killed in a plane crash orchestrated by the Clintons to prevent him from spilling the beans to special investigators about selling seats on trade missions.Rumormonger: The Clinton Body Count, a website linking the first family to more than 90 deathsWHITEWATER WHITEWASHRumor: After agreeing to cooperate with special investigator Ken Starr, Whitewater partner James McDougal died in prison allegedly at the hands of Clinton henchmen. "Chalk up another body to Clinton,'' as one Rush Limbaugh caller put an alternative theory: McDougal faked his death to avoid ratting out his benefactors.Rumormonger: The Clinton Body CountKITTYCIDERumor: Former Clinton aide Kathleen Willey alleged that after her cat went missing, a suspicious-looking jogger told her to watch what she said. Then her new cat turned up dead.Rumormonger: Willey, in the the 2007 pseudo-documentary Hillary:Hillary: The Movie(which triggered the Citizens United Supreme Court decision).THE SEX STUFFGAY UNTIL INAUGURATIONRumor: After majoring in lesbianism at Wellesley, Hillary entered into a sham marriage with Bill Clinton to cover up the truth. At one point, a former classmate moved to Little Rock to continue an affair with Hillary.Rumormonger: Edward Klein, author of The Truth About Hillary: What She Knew, When She Knew It, and How Far She'll Go to Become PresidentBISEXUAL AFTER INAUGURATIONRumor: Bill confided that his wife was a bisexual who, as she put it, "had eaten more pussy than he had."Rumormonger: Former Clinton mistress Flowers, in a 2013 interview with the Daily MailWEBB OF LIESRumor: Associate attorney general Webb Hubbell was really Chelsea's father. (And Vince Foster was possibly killed because he knew.)Rumormonger: This guy on the Internet who keeps emailing me and every other DC journalistBERMUDA SHORTSRumor: Forget Webb Hubbell. Chelsea was conceived when Bill forced himself on Hillary during a vacation in Bermuda.Rumormonger: Klein, keeping it classyTROOPERGATERumor: Hillary looked the other way when then-Gov. Bill Clinton used Arkansas state troopers to set up sexual liaisons with dozens maybe hundreds of women.Rumormonger: Former right-wing operative-turned-Media Matters honcho David Brock, who later wrote in his book, Blinded by the Right, that "none of the trooper allegations that could be independently checked turned out to be true."BILL'S BLACK LOVE CHILDRumor: Bill fathered a son after after luring a prostitute into a cocaine-fueled orgy. Hillary dutifully covered it up.Rumormongers: Little Rock businessman Robert McIntosh circulated a flier noting the resemblance between 13-year-old Danny Williams and a young William Jefferson Blythe during the 1992 campaign. A 1999 Drudge Report exclusive featured Williams' mother's on-tape confession. "What becomes immediately obvious to the viewer watching the videotaped confession is that this is clearly not gossip, rumor, or anonymous charges being maliciously directed at a politician," wrote Drudge, before learning three days later that the child was not Clinton's.COME ALL YE FAITHFULRumor: As first lady, Hillary decorated the White House Christmas tree with condoms, cockrings, and lords-a-leapin' with erect penises.Rumormongers: Disgruntled former FBI agent Gary Aldrich, in his 1996 tell-all, Unlimited Access; and Texas activist "Doc Marquis," who seized on Aldrich's claims as"proof positive that Hillary Clinton is a power, practicing witch."Well, maybe you have to look on the other sideSEXUAL PAGANRumor: No, it's not the name of my new metal band it's Hillary Clinton's orientation.Rumormonger: Southern Evangelical Seminary president Richard Land, who leveled the charge in response to the secretary of state's advocacy for gay rights in Africa.THE DRUG STUFFPOWDER HUNGRYRumor: When Bill was governor, the Clintons covered up a multimillion-dollar cocaine smuggling ring based in Mena, Arkansas.Rumormonger: The Clinton Chronicles (below), a 1994 pseudo-documentary distributed by the Reverend Jerry FalwellBOYS ON THE TRACKSRumor: Seventeen-year-olds Kevin Ives and Don Henry weren't hit by a train after passing out on an Arkansas railroad track; they were brutally murdered after witnessing a Clinton-assisted drug drop.Rumormongers: Former Rep. William Dannemeyer (R-Calif.) and The Clinton ChroniclesASSORTED POWER MADNESSFOUR MARTINI PUNCHRumor: Reporter LJ Davis didn't, as he claimed, pass out on his floor after drinking one too many martinis he was assaulted in his Arkansas hotel room in 1994 by Clinton goons and robbed of four "significant" pages from his notebook. His crime: Asking too many questions about Clinton's work at a Little Rock law firm.Rumormongers: The Wall Street Journal editorial page, which cited the incident as evidence that Arkansas is a "congenitally violent place," and Rush Limbaugh, who told his, "journalists and others working on or involved in Whitewatergate have been mysteriously beaten and harassed in Little Rock; some have died."PC POLICERumor: A first lady, Clinton formed her own clandestine police force. Agents embedded in the FBI, the CIA, and the IRS harassed and eliminated critics.Rumormongers: Richard Poe, author of Hillary's Secret War, and American Evita author Christopher AndersenCON AIRRumor: Hillary purged the White House Travel Office in order to set up a system of kickbacks for an Arkansas airline helmed by a childhood friend of Bill's.Rumormongers: Brock and current Virginia congressional candidate Barbara ComstockRED, NOT BLUERumor: A "meticulously documented" report exposed the Clintons' links to a Marxist terrorist plot to take over the country, inspired by the Italian communist and grad-student favorite Antonio Gramsci. Exhibit A: Hillary's failed health care reform plan.Rumormonger: WorldNetDaily columnist Samuel BlumenfeldFILEGATERumor: Classified FBI files were requested and misused by first lady Hillary Clinton to target enemies of the administration. White House Office of Personnel Security Craig Livingstone took the fall when Republican investigators caught wind.Rumormonger: Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah), who demanded FBI files be swiped for the first lady's fingerprintsBRAZILIAN WHACKSRumor: The Clintons forced former Hillary donor Peter Paul to spend two years in a Brazilian prison including two months in a cellblock known as the "Corridor of Death"after he filed a lawsuit against the couple claiming they knew about his illegal campaign finance dealings.Rumormonger: Paul, in the 2007 pseudo-documentary Hillary UncensoredBLACK HELICOPTERSRumor: Team Hillary used helicopters to surveil the Southampton home of 2006 Republican Senate challenger and currentFox News contributorK.T. McFarland.Rumormonger: McFarland, at a campaign event on Long IslandRUSH TO JUDGMENTRumor: Rush Limbaugh's 2006 drug bust for painkillers possession was a set-up by the Clinton machine.Rumormonger: Poe againTHE MUSLIM STUFFMUSLIM SISTERHOODRumor: Clinton and top aide/alleged lover Huma Abedin (wife of ex-Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.)) are in cahoots with the ladies' auxiliary of the Muslim Brotherhood. Which explains why Clinton has been secretly pushing us to spread Sharia law in America.Rumormongers: "Huma's mom is best friends with the new so-called first lady of Egypt, who is also a member of the Sisterhood," explained RushLimbaugh. "Folks, it's Peyton place it's too much to keep up with."Rep. Michele Bachmann's allegations of collaboration between Clinton and the Brotherhood was cited by protesters in the streets of CairoMULLAH MOOLAHRumor: Clinton's Islam fascist sympathies were secured with a bribe from Iran.Rumormonger: Judicial Watch founder Larry Klayman, who conscientiously adds, "I cannot prove it at this time."BAN ON CHURCHESRumor: Clinton was working with Islamists to shut down Christian houses of worship in the United States before she left office in 2013.Rumormonger: Conservative speaker and self-described "former terrorist" Kamal SaleemJUST PLAIN BIZARRECOLD-BLOODEDRumor: Like most of the Washington elite, Hillary is in fact a blood-drinking extraterrestrial lizard in disguise.Rumormonger: "Reptoid hypothesis" creator David IckeEVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATI'EDRumor: Wake up, sheeple. The Clintons belong to an 18th-century secret society that controls global governance and finance.Rumormongers: Lots of crazy people on YouTubeCONTRA DANCINGRumor: In the 1970s, Hillary worked at a Little Rock law firm that helped funnel weapons to the Contras.Rumormonger: The late Nation columnist Alexander CockburnBLOOD MONEYRumor: The Clintons consented to the harvesting and selling of HIV- and hepatitisC-positive blood from prison inmates to China in the 1980s.Rumormongers: Klein and WorldNetDaily conspiracy guru Joseph FarahSTARR CROSSEDRumor: Why did the Clintons enjoy impunity for their myriad crimes? Easy: Ken Starr, the man tasked with investigating them, was a secret Clinton crony.Rumormonger: Poe againGET BEHIND ME, THETANRumor: Why did the did the movie version of Primary Colors, in which John Travolta plays a thinly-veiled Bill Clinton, go so easy on the first couple? Maybe because President Clinton pressured the German government to extend religious protections to the Church of Scientology.Rumormonger: The New York Post reported that Sen. Lauch Faircloth (R-N.C.) demanded an investigation into the matter; Faircloth denied this.IT'S A TAX!Rumor: As secretary of state, Hillary Clinton was pushing a secret United Nations takeover of the Internet, to be paid for by a secret tax on American billionaires.Rumormonger: Former Clinton aide Dick MorrisGOO GOO FOR GAGAClinton's State Department betrayed its true function as an "agent for Lady Gaga" when it helped the "Bad Romance" singer secure a gig at a gay pride event in Italy.Rumormonger: Mission: America founder Linda HarveyHERE WE GO AGAINFACE THE NATIONRumor: Clinton got a face-lift after leaving the State Department to "glam up" for 2016.Rumormonger: Fox and Friends' Steve Doocy, who tweeted afterwards that he was referring only to Clinton's website.HEY SOLE SISTERRumor: Clinton hired a mentally ill woman to throw a sneaker at her while giving a speech to the Institute of Scrap Recycling Industries in Las Vegas in April.Rumormongers: Limbaugh and former Republican presidential front runner Herman CainHILL'S ANGELSRumor: Hillary is a tool of the Dark Lord Lucifer sent to oppose Jesus Christ in the Last Days.Rumormonger: Montana Republican congressional candidate Ryan Zinke, who called Clinton the "anti-Christ" at a January campaign event.IT TAKES A CHILDRumor: Chelsea Clinton became pregnant at the behest of her parents, who believe that the former secretary of state will be viewed more favorably if she has grandkids.Rumormongers: Fox News host Howie Kurtz, the Washington Free Beacon's Michael Goldfarb, and the New York Times' Andrew Ross Sorkin.VANITY PRESSRumor: The Clintons arranged for Vanity Fair to publish Monica Lewinsky's recent essay two-and-a-half years before the next presidential election, so it would be forgotten by 2016.Rumormonger: Prolific children's author Lynne Cheney, who asked Bill O'Reilly, "Would Vanity Fair publish anything about Monica Lewinsky that Hillary Clinton wouldn't want in Vanity Fair?" (Yes.)The definitive guide to every Hillary Clinton conspiracy theory…so far

It’s just the latest conspiracy theory to be trotted out.This is how the Republicans campaign now, with character assassination. They can’t win on policies so they set their sights on the person instead and they have a huge amount of conspiracies out there that they have uncovered in order to inform us of how unsuited the individual running for office is.It’s hard to grasp how crazy they can get so I have listed here a few of their choice items. This list is exceeded only by the list of Obama conspiracies which are truly insane. For instance did you know Michelle was a football playing man named Michael before her operation that turned her into a woman? It’s true, her Jersey number was 44.THE PROOFWhile these are fun to read I am listing them primarily to help illuminate how Republican accusations must be taken with a grain of salt because they’re not attempting to uncover dangerous truths about their opponents but instead smear them any way they can, truth be damned.BENGHAZI ON THE BRAINLong before she "let Benghazi happen", Hillary Clinton was the center of a swirl of inventive rumors about sex, drugs,and murder.Rumor: Then-Secretary of State Clinton faked the flu and a concussion in December 2012 to avoid testifying to Congress about Benghazi.Rumormongers: 2016 presidential dark horse John Bolton and Fox News contributor Monica CrowleyRumor: As if a phony head injury wasn't bad enough Hillary faked a blood clot, an even more serious medical condition, to further delay her Benghazi testimony.Rumormonger: Glenn Beck, who added that "if she really had some weird thing in the hospital, then it should prohibit her from ever becoming president."Rumor: The clot was real, and Hillary suffered lingering brain damage that could render her unfit for office.Rumormonger: Fox News analyst Karl Rove, who backtracked the next day.THE CLINTON BODY COUNTRumor: Various theories hold that former Clinton White House chief of staff Vince Foster didn't commit suicide in Virginia's Fort Marcy Park. One posits that he was killed because he was having an affair with Hillary Clinton.Rumormongers: Former Rep. Dan Burton (R-Ind.) once shot a watermelon (or a pumpkin it's unclear) to prove that Foster was shot by someone else. Accuracy in Media founder Reed Irvine took out an ad in the New York Times to note that the FBI had failed to investigate "semen in Foster's shorts, blond hair on his T-shirt and trousers and multicolored carpet fibers on all his clothing." (Bonus: Anne Coulter once joked,"If you attack the Clintons publicly, make sure all your friends know that you are not planning suicide.")Rumor: Commerce Secretary Ron Brown and 34 others were killed in a plane crash orchestrated by the Clintons to prevent him from spilling the beans to special investigators about selling seats on trade missions.Rumormonger: The Clinton Body Count, a website linking the first family to more than 90 deaths.WHITEWATER WHITEWASHRumor: After agreeing to cooperate with special investigator Ken Starr, Whitewater partner James McDougal died in prison allegedly at the hands of Clinton henchmen. "Chalk up another body to Clinton,'' as one Rush Limbaugh caller put an alternative theory: McDougal faked his death to avoid ratting out his benefactors.Rumormonger: The Clinton Body CountKITTYCIDERumor: Former Clinton aide Kathleen Willey alleged that after her cat went missing, a suspicious-looking jogger told her to watch what she said. Then her new cat turned up dead.Rumormonger: Willey, in the the 2007 pseudo-documentary Hillary:Hillary: The MovieThe Supreme Court reviews Hillary: The Movie.(which triggered the Citizens United Supreme Court decision).THE SEX STUFFGAY UNTIL INAUGURATIONRumor: After majoring in lesbianism at Wellesley, Hillary entered into a sham marriage with Bill Clinton to cover up the truth. At one point, a former classmate moved to Little Rock to continue an affair with Hillary.Rumormonger: Edward Klein, author of The Truth About Hillary: What She Knew, When She Knew It, and How Far She'll Go to Become PresidentBISEXUAL AFTER INAUGURATIONRumor: Bill confided that his wife was a bisexual who, as she put it, "had eaten more pussy than he had."Rumormonger: Former Clinton mistress Flowers, in a 2013 interview with the Daily MailWEBB OF LIESRumor: Associate attorney general Webb Hubbell was really Chelsea's father. (And Vince Foster was possibly killed because he knew.)Rumormonger: This guy on the Internet who keeps emailing me and every other DC journalist.BERMUDA SHORTSRumor: Forget Webb Hubbell. Chelsea was conceived when Bill forced himself on Hillary during a vacation in Bermuda.Rumormonger: Klein, keeping it classy.TROOPERGATERumor: Hillary looked the other way when then-Gov. Bill Clinton used Arkansas state troopers to set up sexual liaisons with dozens maybe hundreds of women.Rumormonger: Former right-wing operative-turned-Media Matters honcho David Brock, who later wrote in his book, Blinded by the Right, that "none of the trooper allegations that could be independently checked turned out to be true."BILL'S BLACK LOVE CHILDRumor: Bill fathered a son after after luring a prostitute into a cocaine-fueled orgy. Hillary dutifully covered it up.Rumormongers: Little Rock businessman Robert McIntosh circulated a flier noting the resemblance between 13-year-old Danny Williams and a young William Jefferson Blythe during the 1992 campaign. A 1999 Drudge Report exclusive featured Williams' mother's on-tape confession. "What becomes immediately obvious to the viewer watching the videotaped confession is that this is clearly not gossip, rumor, or anonymous charges being maliciously directed at a politician," wrote Drudge, before learning three days later that the child was not Clinton's.COME ALL YE FAITHFULRumor: As first lady, Hillary decorated the White House Christmas tree with condoms, cockrings, and lords-a-leapin' with erect penises.Rumormongers: Disgruntled former FBI agent Gary Aldrich, in his 1996 tell-all, Unlimited Access; and Texas activist "Doc Marquis," who seized on Aldrich's claims as"proof positive that Hillary Clinton is a power, practicing witch."Well, maybe you have to look on the other sideSEXUAL PAGANRumor: No, it's not the name of my new metal band it's Hillary Clinton's orientation.Rumormonger: Southern Evangelical Seminary president Richard Land, who leveled the charge in response to the secretary of state's advocacy for gay rights in Africa.THE DRUG STUFFPOWDER HUNGRYRumor: When Bill was governor, the Clintons covered up a multimillion-dollar cocaine smuggling ring based in Mena, Arkansas.Rumormonger: The Clinton Chronicles (below), a 1994 pseudo-documentary distributed by the Reverend Jerry Falwell.BOYS ON THE TRACKSRumor: Seventeen-year-olds Kevin Ives and Don Henry weren't hit by a train after passing out on an Arkansas railroad track; they were brutally murdered after witnessing a Clinton-assisted drug drop.Rumormongers: Former Rep. William Dannemeyer (R-Calif.) and The Clinton ChroniclesASSORTED POWER MADNESSFOUR MARTINI PUNCHRumor: Reporter LJ Davis didn't, as he claimed, pass out on his floor after drinking one too many martinis he was assaulted in his Arkansas hotel room in 1994 by Clinton goons and robbed of four "significant" pages from his notebook. His crime: Asking too many questions about Clinton's work at a Little Rock law firm.Rumormongers: The Wall Street Journal editorial page, which cited the incident as evidence that Arkansas is a "congenitally violent place," and Rush Limbaugh, who told his, "journalists and others working on or involved in Whitewatergate have been mysteriously beaten and harassed in Little Rock; some have died."PC POLICERumor: As first lady, Clinton formed her own clandestine police force. Agents embedded in the FBI, the CIA, and the IRS harassed and eliminated critics.Rumormongers: Richard Poe, author of Hillary's Secret War, and American Evita author Christopher AndersenCON AIRRumor: Hillary purged the White House Travel Office in order to set up a system of kickbacks for an Arkansas airline helmed by a childhood friend of Bill's.Rumormongers: Brock and current Virginia congressional candidate Barbara ComstockRED, NOT BLUERumor: A "meticulously documented" report exposed the Clintons' links to a Marxist terrorist plot to take over the country, inspired by the Italian communist and grad-student favorite Antonio Gramsci. Exhibit A: Hillary's failed health care reform plan.Rumormonger: WorldNetDaily columnist Samuel BlumenfeldFILEGATERumor: Classified FBI files were requested and misused by first lady Hillary Clinton to target enemies of the administration. White House Office of Personnel Security Craig Livingstone took the fall when Republican investigators caught wind.Rumormonger: Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah), who demanded FBI files be swiped for the first lady's fingerprintsBRAZILIAN WHACKSRumor: The Clintons forced former Hillary donor Peter Paul to spend two years in a Brazilian prison including two months in a cellblock known as the "Corridor of Death" after he filed a lawsuit against the couple claiming they knew about his illegal campaign finance dealings.Rumormonger: Paul, in the 2007 pseudo-documentary Hillary UncensoredBLACK HELICOPTERSRumor: Team Hillary used helicopters to surveil the Southampton home of 2006 Republican Senate challenger and current Fox News contributor K.T. McFarland.Rumormonger: McFarland, at a campaign event on Long IslandRUSH TO JUDGMENTRumor: Rush Limbaugh's 2006 drug bust for painkillers possession was a set-up by the Clinton machine.Rumormonger: Poe againTHE MUSLIM STUFFMUSLIM SISTERHOODRumor: Clinton and top aide/alleged lover Huma Abedin (wife of ex-Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.)) are in cahoots with the ladies' auxiliary of the Muslim Brotherhood. Which explains why Clinton has been secretly pushing us to spread Sharia law in America.Rumormongers: "Huma's mom is best friends with the new so-called first lady of Egypt, who is also a member of the Sisterhood," explained Rush Limbaugh. "Folks, it's Peyton place it's too much to keep up with. "Rep. Michele Bachmann's allegations of collaboration between Clinton and the Brotherhood was cited by protesters in the streets of Cairo.MULLAH MOOLAHRumor: Clinton's Islam fascist sympathies were secured with a bribe from Iran.Rumormonger: Judicial Watch founder Larry Klayman, who conscientiously adds, "I cannot prove it at this time."BAN ON CHURCHESRumor: Clinton was working with Islamists to shut down Christian houses of worship in the United States before she left office in 2013.Rumormonger: Conservative speaker and self-described "former terrorist" Kamal SaleemJUST PLAIN BIZARRECOLD-BLOODEDRumor: Like most of the Washington elite, Hillary is in fact a blood-drinking extraterrestrial lizard in disguise.Rumormonger: "Reptoid hypothesis" creator David IckeEVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATI'EDRumor: Wake up, sheeple. The Clintons belong to an 18th-century secret society that controls global governance and finance.Rumormongers: Lots of crazy people on YouTubeCONTRA DANCINGRumor: In the 1970s, Hillary worked at a Little Rock law firm that helped funnel weapons to the Contras.Rumormonger: The late Nation columnist Alexander CockburnBLOOD MONEYRumor: The Clintons consented to the harvesting and selling of HIV- and hepatitis C-positive blood from prison inmates to China in the 1980s.Rumormongers: Klein and WorldNetDaily conspiracy guru Joseph FarahSTARR CROSSEDRumor: Why did the Clintons enjoy impunity for their myriad crimes? Easy: Ken Starr, the man tasked with investigating them, was a secret Clinton crony.Rumormonger: Poe againGET BEHIND ME, THETANRumor: Why did the did the movie version of Primary Colors, in which John Travolta plays a thinly-veiled Bill Clinton, go so easy on the first couple? Maybe because President Clinton pressured the German government to extend religious protections to the Church of Scientology.Rumormonger: The New York Post reported that Sen. Lauch Faircloth (R-N.C.) demanded an investigation into the matter; Faircloth denied thisIT'S A TAX!Rumor: As secretary of state, Hillary Clinton was pushing a secret United Nations takeover of the Internet, to be paid for by a secret tax on American billionaires.Rumormonger: Former Clinton aide Dick MorrisGOO GOO FOR GAGAClinton's State Department betrayed its true function as an "agent for Lady Gaga" when it helped the "Bad Romance" singer secure a gig at a gay pride event in Italy.Rumormonger: Mission: America founder Linda HarveyHERE WE GO AGAINFACE THE NATIONRumor: Clinton got a face-lift after leaving the State Department to "glam up" for 2016.Rumormonger: Fox and Friends' Steve Doocy, who tweeted afterwards that he was referring only to Clinton's websiteHEY SOLE SISTERRumor: Clinton hired a mentally ill woman to throw a sneaker at her while giving a speech to the Institute of Scrap Recycling Industries in Las Vegas in April.Rumormongers: Limbaugh and former Republican presidential front runner Herman CainHILL'S ANGELSRumor: Hillary is a tool of the Dark Lord Lucifer sent to oppose Jesus Christ in the Last Days.Rumormonger: Montana Republican congressional candidate Ryan Zinke, who called Clinton the "anti-Christ" at a January campaign event.IT TAKES A CHILDRumor: Chelsea Clinton became pregnant at the behest of her parents, who believe that the former secretary of state will be viewed more favorably if she has grandkids.Rumormongers: Fox News host Howie Kurtz, the Washington Free Beacon's Michael Goldfarb, and the New York Times' Andrew Ross Sorkin.VANITY PRESSRumor: The Clintons arranged for Vanity Fair to publish Monica Lewinsky's recent essay two-and-a-half years before the next presidential election, so it would be forgotten by 2016.Rumormonger: Prolific children's author Lynne Cheney, who asked Bill O'Reilly, "Would Vanity Fair publish anything about Monica Lewinsky that Hillary Clinton wouldn't want in Vanity Fair?" 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