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So one of my seniors recently got to know that I won the QPCA and she decided to congratulate me. Her bad, and I'll tell you why.Now, when it comes to keeping the interaction alive, I'm pretty good at it.But sometimes, ( sometimes = always ) I miserably fail in the more important thing, that's keeping the interaction interesting ( interesting = continuable, without occasional cringing ).So this is what happened,She: It's great that you won.Me: Thanks.She: But you don't seem as sassy in real life.Me: Umm, ya.I don't know why and I kid you not, but this time, I decided that I'll keep the conversation going on. So I came up with this revolutionary compliment. Compliments that can change the world.Me: You've got asymmetrical eyebrows.She: °_° Wh.. What?Me: Yeah, I never noticed. Maybe no one ever did, but your eyebrows don't have symmetry.She: Uh…. Ok?Me (By now I realized that I fucked up, but never quit is a good motto and when to never quit is never taught ): And uh… if, if you notice closely, the left eyebrow is more bent than the… the ri…She ( By now, she is regretful that she congratulated me in the first place ): Hey, you can go, seeya!Me: ..ght eyebrow.Now what's important here, is that I tried.( And Sarhad, what's even more important here, is that you failed )Only if I had known that asymmetrical eyebrows are not something great to talk about, I would've picked up something more intriguing.Like I always have my moo point ( cows and magnets ) to talk about.But I'll admit, though social interaction is not really my prowess, I'm learning and I do want to get better.It's a skill which is not really optional, and which everyone should possess, to a certain level.At times, people have talked themselves out of perils ( like when Sir James Donovan negotiated the release of 10,000 prisoners in Cuba ) and then at other times I've been talked into paying ₹900 for something worth ₹50. Almost every business and trade is based on your ability to fool your client better.And then, we have stockbrokers.|SaCh|Oh, the rating you ask?Yeah, on a scale of 1 to 10, I think I'm a pair of ever frowning eyebrows with rainbow eyelashes. Everything symmetrical.T-th-tha-thanks f-for r-re-reading.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S S11E01: The One At The Central PerkChandler and Joey are sitting on that legendary comfy sofa. It’s been 13 years since they have met Ross, Rachel, Phoebe in person. Rachel Green Geller had shifted to Paris with her family. Poor Ross had no other option otherwise, that would be his fourth or, uh.. third divorce? At least that’s what Rachel said. On the other hand, Phoebe and Mike had moved to Costa Rica for unknown reasons or maybe incomprehensible to anyone except her.Joey(excitedly): Dude, I can’t believe that we are finally gonna meet them.Chandler: Yeah, it’s been a long time. The last time we were together, George W. Bush was our President and Joey wasn’t fat.Joey: Hey, hey… hey dude! How many times am I gonna explain to you that I deliberately put on some weight for my upcoming movie? Okay!!Chandler: Any chance that this movie is the sequel to Tommy Boy?Joey: By the way, where is Monica?Chandler: She just went to pick up Jack and Erica from school. She should be here any minute.Joey: Oh, oh, there she is!Chandler: Speak of the devil and he doth appear.Joey: Hey, dude! That’s your wife.Chandler: I know but I was talking about kids (to Monica) Hi sweety! How’s your day? (to kids, gently ruffling Jack’s hair) and what’s up my sweet little kids?Monica: Haha, don’t ask me, Mister! This, your daughter has beat the shit out of him in recess.Erica: HE TRIED TO EAT MY LASAGNA AND ERICA DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!(Chandler and Monica look at Joey while he pretends to read a magazine.)Chandler: Hey Jack, Mom has sent you lasagna too. You should have eaten yours.Jack: Uncle Joey ate mine in the morning. He only asked me to share with her.Joey: I think I have an audition right now. I should go…Monica: JOEY???Joey: Ya, ya. I did eat his box. I was hungry and in morning you guys have nothing in refrigerator except those stupid salads.Monica: But Joey those are healthy!Joey: Hey, we are TRIBBIANI’s. We don’t like it healthy, we like it FULL!Chandler: 13 years and nothing has changed.Ross(from behind, in a very sad and low voice): HI!!Chandler: Told you!(Everyone looks back to find Ross standing near the door. He looks the same or even younger than he looks 13 years ago. Dr Ross Geller – the senior palaeontologist is making his way to the middle.)Monica(shouting): ROSS! HI… SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. YOU HAVEN’T CHANGED A BIT (hugs Ross)Chandler: A few decibels more and it’ll reach Voyager 1.Ross(again in his heavy voice): HIChandler: Did Rachel turn out to be a lesbian too?Ross: NO… No! She lost my genuine pterodactyl egg replica I brought for you guys as a gift.Joey: Wait, what? A gift?Ross: Of course a gift! Wh.. what do you think, I am gonna meet my friends empty handed? which now I have too!Joey: Yeah, yeah.. right (to himself) DAMN IT!Ross: By the way, you look fat, Joey.Joey: Hey, hey… I deliberately put on some weight for my next movie.Monica: By the way, where are Rachel and Emma?Ross: Oh, oh here they are!Joey: Huh, speak of the devil and he doth appear. Tell me about that!!Ross: Dude, that’s my wife you are talking about!Joey: I know but I was talking about Emmm… (thinking) …iiilllyyyy. I was talking about Emily. That bitch!Monica: Joey, are you alright?(Rachel and Emma enters)Rachel(to Ross): Here, take your antique egg, Ross! I didn’t lose this, you did.Ross: Ohhh, my sweet little precious gift and no, it was you who…Rachel: YOU DID! YOU DID! YOU DID!!! (to everyone) Hi you guys. I have missed you so much. Oh, look at those two cute little kids. How quickly they have grown!Erica: Actually we don’t have any other option, Aunt Rachel.Rachel: Huh, exactly like your father. Hey Emma, come here! Meet your new friends.Jack: How you doin’?(Joey tries to ignore eye contact with anyone in this room)Rachel: Haha, learning a lot from Uncle Joey, huh?… who by the way looks like Monica in high school!!Monica: Oh come on Rach, I wasn’t that fat (laughing)Joey: Hey, you know what, yeah, I am fat and I’m hungry too, and I’m gonna eat all those muffins in the cafe.Chandler: Anything new Joey?(Phoebe enters)Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Hi everyone.Rest: Hey PheebsPhoebe: Oh look at Joey, so sexy (flirtatiously) How are you Mr Triabbani?Ross(interrupting): Uh, Pheebs. Meet Emma, uh, Jack and Erica (to kids) Say hello to Aunt Phoebe.Kids: Hello!Phoebe: Hi, oh wait! I have bought you presents, in fact for all of you guys- homemade candies.Monica: But Phoebe, you don’t know how to make them! Remember the last time when you tried, you accidently put baking soda with salt and we had to give that to Joey.Phoebe: Uh huh, but now I do. In fact, Mike and Regina love this so much that they call me candy mum!Chandler(eating one candy): Yeah, these are some delicious candies I’ve ever had (looks at Monica) and now I wish I was dead.Ross: Hey, here is my gift… a genuine pterodactyl egg replica from Musée d’Orsay to Chandler and Monica, the original teeth of Megalosaurus for Phoe…Rachel(interrupting): Oh stop it, Ross! You are not gonna give them those.Ross: But why? I love them! Th.. they are so close to my heart.Chandler: Listen to your wife Geller.Monica: Awww Ross, we will have them but only under one condition. You have to promise that you will never describe what they are!Ross: Ohk..ay fine! But that tooth of Megalosaurus wa….Rachel(interrupting again): And here are my gifts… BRANDED BLOOMINGDALE CLOTHES FOR EVERYONE. I have personally selected every one of them and awww, Erica, honey you are gonna look awesome in that blue velvet gown frock.Monica: Thanks, Rach. This is awesome. Even Chandler and I have gifts for you but it’s kind of surprise. Let’s go home first.Phoebe: Oh wait, Joey! Where is your gift? Don’t tell me you forgot about it.Joey: Haha, of course not! How can I? I… (thinking) I have prepared a reading for all of you guys.Phoebe: Uh huh, ‘Love me forever’ kind of reading that you’d prepared for Emma’s first birthday.Joey: No, no! This is a song performed by my friends, the American duo – The Rembrandts, last month. Since I am not much of a singer, I am gonna read that with all my heart.So no one told you life was gonna be this wayYour job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A.It’s like you’re always stuck in second gearWhen it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, butI’ll be there for youWhen the rain starts to pourI’ll be there for youLike I’ve been there beforeI’ll be there for you‘Cause you’re there for me tooRest: Awww, Joey that is so sweet. Come here!! (Rachel hugs Joey)Phoebe: Son of a bitch! He did it again!——end ——Check out episode two hereRead best of Chandler Bing here Being Bing — Best of Chandler

Probably? But we really don’t know 100% for sure unless he’s caught saying it on camera/recording, which he hasn’t been yet. I DO know that he tried to take steps to change the living quarters when he moved in and was rebuffed (changes made to the White House can’t be made on a whim but have to be approved and made gradually).Again, we don’t know for sure. But since every residence he’s ever lived in as an adult he has coated in gold leaf, I wouldn’t be surprised that he sees anything subtle or understated (as the White House is explicitly designed to be, to reinforce the innate humility in taking a job that is so taxing to anyone who, uh, does it) as being less than aesthetically pleasing to him.Of course they could. And honestly, the WH interiors have been overhauled before by Presidents/First Ladies who were unhappy with them. But with most Presidents, they were so humble about the job and so awed by the responsibilities and the sheer history within the walls that we would never have believed it so readily with anyone else.It says something that it seems exactly like something he would say, doesn’t it?Imagine, for just a moment, if Barack Obama had called the White House a “dump” and what the Republican response would have been.