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A cuneiform tablet with a marriage contract from Kültepe-Kaneshe, Turkey (The World's Oldest Known Marriage Contract With Infertility 'Clause')All too often, the news and tabloids are filled with salicious stories of famous and wealthy couples battling in divorce court due to the lack of a prenup agreement. In the early days of love and marriage, no one imagines that their beloved spouse will eventually become their enemy, and that property, money and even children will become issues of contention.During the last 150 years, historians, linquists, archaeologists and eventually the world have learned about ancient Mesopotamian civilizations from cuneiform writing: Babylonians craved pigeon stew[1][1][1][1] , the Sumerian king Urukagina tried to address social inequality[2][2][2][2] , and poor customer service was already a problem 4,000 years ago.[3][3][3][3] And now we know that couples getting married then were concerned about infertility and surrogacy.A group of researchers led by Harran University in Şanlıurfa, Turkey, examined a 4,000-year-old Assyrian tablet found at the UNESCO World Heritage site of Kültepe-Kaneshe, near the modern city of Kayseri.[4][4][4][4] Once translated, it was found to contain a marriage contract that makes the first known reference to infertility.[5][5][5][5]The discovery, which was recently announced in the journal Gynecological Endocrinology , was made by archaeologists who were carrying out excavations in Turkey’s Kültepe district, which was home to a settlement and trade colony of the Old Assyrian Empire from 2,100 BC and 1,800 BC.[6][6][6][6] It is also the site where over 1,000 Old Assyrian tablets, known as the Cappodocian tablets, were found in 1925.[7][7][7][7] Archaeologists have found more than 23,500 clay tablets and envelopes at the site.The site of Kültepe-Kaneshe in Turkey (Kültepe - Wikipedia)The translation of the tablet is as follows:Laqipum has married Hatala, daughter of Enishru,” the contract reads. “In the country [Central Anatolia], Laqipum may not marry another [woman], [but] in the city [of Ashur] he may marry a hierodule. If, within two years, she [Hatala] does not provide him with offspring, she herself will purchase a slave woman, and later, after she will have produced a child by him, he may then dispose of her by sale where-so-ever he pleases. Should Laqipum choose to divorce her, he must pay [Hatala] five minas (A mina was, initially, a unit of weight roughly about 0.56 kg (1.25 pound)[8][8][8][8], but would later develop into a unit of currency),[9][9][9][9] of silver – and should Hatala choose to divorce him, she must pay [Laqipun] five minas of silver.4,000-Year-Old Assyrian Tablet Makes First Known Infertility Diagnosis and Recommends Slave SurrogateThe contract, written in Old Assyrian[10][10][10][10] and signed before four witnesses, stipulates that the wife in question was to hire a hierodule, a slave or prostitute in the service of a temple, to serve as a surrogate mother if the couple failed to conceive a baby two years from the wedding date.[11][11][11][11] It also specifies that the husband could not marry another woman. Mesopotamians were monogamous[12][12][12][12], and that if one of them opted for divorce, he or she would owe the other five minas of silver (more than five pounds, or about $1,500.[13][13][13][13] The female slave would be freed after giving birth to the first male baby [to ensure] that the family is not … left without a child.[14][14][14][14]In modern society, ‘surrogacy’ refers to the practice of implanting one couple’s fertilized embryo in another woman’s womb, where it will grow and be carried to term.[15][15][15][15] The first recorded reference to surrogacy comes from the Old Testament, in Genesis Chapter 16.[16][16][16][16] It tells the story of Sarah, the wife of Abraham who was unable to bear children. As the story goes, in an attempt to give him a child, she offered him her servant Hagar as the future the mother of his children. In most cases of surrogacy, such as Sarah's, the intended mother is infertile or unable to bring a baby to term.[17][17][17][17]King Hammurabi and His Code of Law - HistoryThe Hammurabi Code, King Hammurabi's codified laws of 18th century B.C., includes explicit references to surrogates.[18][18][18][18][Monogamy was the rule, and a childless wife might give her husband a maid (who was no wife) to bear him children, who were reckoned hers[ She remained mistress of her maid and might degrade her to slavery again for insolence, but could not sell her if she had borne her husband children.[ The concubine was a wife, though not of the same rank; the first wife had no power over her[ A concubine was a free woman, was often dowered for marriage and her children were legitimal no hindrance to a man having children by a slave girl. These children were free, in any case, and their mother could not be sold, though she might be pledged, and she was free on her master's death.[19][19][19][19]There are also accounts of surrogacy in ancient Egypt, with similar cases to Abraham and Sarah's, where slaves and servants were used to bear the children of their masters.[20][20][20][20]Western history contains tales of surrogacy as well. From the 11th century AD, the Spanish monarchy often relied on surrogate mothers to bring about an heir to the throne.[21][21][21][21] As history tells it, the king would lie with several surrogate mothers until a son was born. After the birth, the mother would act as a nanny to the child, raising him to believe that the queen was his biological mother and leaving him to take over reign of the kingdom.Researchers defined this as a case of demographic infertility, which is the inability to produce a live birth after five years of unobstructed sexual contact.[22][22][22][22] It remains unknown how early in mankind’s history infertility was remedied through any external means, such as the use of a surrogate.[23][23][23][23]Genesis 16 - Hagar: The Horrible MistakeThe Assyrian concept of an infertile wife selecting a handmaiden to bear her husband’s child is paralleled in the story of Hagar and Sarai (later called Sarah). As described in Genesis 11 and 16,[24][24][24][24]Sarai, Abram’s wife (later Abraham), “saw she was barren.” She then offers to Abram, “Consort with my maid; perhaps I shall have a son through her.” “Hagar the Egyptian” was made her husband’s concubine and became pregnant.[25][25][25][25]However, the Bible indicates that Hagar felt herself superior to Sarai after conceiving, which arguably became the seeds for her eventual expulsion with her son Ishmael. Because not enough care was taken in the contract between Sarah and Hagar to prevent a loss of status to Sarah[26][26][26][26], the family’s fabric was torn.While scholars question God's intent in permitting Hagar's surrogacy, the tablet indicates that at the time it was composed, it did have legal precedent.[27][27][27][27] Persistent continuous tension between Sarah and Hagar poisoned the internal family atmosphere, so that hostile confrontations, jealousy, and hatred between women broke the equilibrium of Abraham’s family[28][28][28][28]. Lack of comprehension and adequate handling of continuous stresses led to severe disequilibrium in this family. The crisis deepened, deteriorated slowly, and disintegration followed as indicated by Sarah’s request ‘…Cast out this bondwoman and her son…'” in Genesis 21:10.[29][29][29][29]Childlessness, in the Hebrew Bible, is presented squarely as a female problem. There are no biblical stories that center on an infertile man and the imagery of barrenness is never applied to a man.[30][30][30][30] The focus and preoccupation with childlessness in the Bible falls solely and consistently on women. Moreover, childlessness is never presented as a positive or acceptable condition.[31][31][31][31]The Assyrian prenup, however, would have eased such family drama before its inception in its stipulation that the surrogate mother be freed after the first male infant, and would presumably leave the couple and her offspring.Mesopotamian medical texts remain a poorly known corpus, and few scholars have worked on the subject or published books for a general audience. Although the majority of the texts are still unavailable in proper editions and translations, the situation is steadily improving. Beside a growing number of publications every year, cuneiform medicine is becoming an increasingly recognised topic, and a few research projects are currently investigating these texts, preserved on thousands of fragments of clay tablets and scattered in various museums. The fragmentary nature of the corpus, consisting of diagnostic and therapeutic texts as well as handbooks on materia medica, written during the 2nd and 1st millennium BCE, and the difficulty of decoding them connected with the cuneiform writing system and the genre (especially the use of many multivalent logograms) have contributed to the lagging behind of research in this field, compared e.g. to Egyptological research on medical papyri.[32][32][32][32]A Babylonian tablet with medical prescriptions for women, ca. 7th cent. BCE. Source: Cuneiform Digital Library Initiative (http://cdli.ucla.edu/dl/photo/P238756.jpg)The gynaecological corpus, not unlike the modern medical discipline, focuses on female reproduction: (in)fertility, complications occurring during pregnancy, birth, and in childbed, but also includes treatments for abnormal vaginal bleeding and other fluxes, as well as renal, rectal and gastro-intestinal ailments in women.[33][33][33][33] Yet, because the perspective of gynaecological texts was restricted to the diagnosis and treatment of abnormal phenomena, they do not contain descriptions and explanations of normal physiological functions, such as menstruation, which have to be inferred from the sparse information gleaned from the medical texts or other text genres.Another challenge arising from Babylonian medical texts is to understand the “logic” of ancient medical treatments and recipes even though the majority of the drugs are unidentified, and to reconstruct the cultural context in which the texts were used, e.g. how medical consultation and application of treatments actually took place.[34][34][34][34] Thus, it is still debated whether Babylonian (male) healers actually examined women (and applied the prescribed remedies like tampons), or whether the symptom descriptions in the texts stem from what the patients observed themselves and told the doctor.A Mesopotamian Tablet with Gynaecological TreatmentsIn Mesopotamia, there was a special collection of texts known by its Sumerian name, SA ZI GA…literally `lifting of the heart’, where `heart’ seems to be a euphemism for penis”.[35][35][35][35] These texts dealt with fertility problems in women but seem primarily focused on sexual potency in males and arousal in females.[36][36][36][36]An example is the following passage from a Middle Babylonian text: `If a man loses his potency, you dry and crush a male bat that is ready to mate, you put it into water which has sat out on the roof, you give it to him to drink; that man will then recover his potency.’ A quite different approach is involved when the man’s and the woman’s sexual organs are to be rubbed with a specially prepared oils, sometimes mixed with magnetic iron ore.[37][37][37][37]This procedure was intended to improve the couple’s sex life. There were also practices to ensure fertility, optimal days during which a woman was more likely to conceive, and others to increase a woman’s sexual desire after giving birth.[38][38][38][38]Archaeologists unveiled an ancient Assyrian tablet containing the first mention of infertility in recorded historyThe concept of fertility has been prevalent from the beginning of creation and in all ancient mythologies. Fertility has a deep and strong relationship with the perennial human desire to survive and perpetuate one's existence.[39][39][39][39] The deep-seated desire of humans for reproduction, questions and imaginations about development and the importance of reproduction in life, are clearly observable in ancient creation myths and civilizations.[40][40][40][40]Divorce was commonly initiated by the husband, but wives were allowed to divorce their partners if there was evidence of abuse or neglect. A husband could divorce his wife if she proved to be infertile but, as he would then have to return her dowry, he was more likely to add a concubine to the family.[41][41][41][41]It never seems to have occurred to the people of the time that the male could be to blame for a childless marriage; the fault was always ascribed to the woman. A husband could also divorce his wife on grounds of adultery or neglect of the home but, again, would have to return her property and also suffer the stigma of divorce.[42][42][42][42]The early Christian church held the position that marriage was not contingent on producing offspring. A marriage could be annulled if a man could not have sex with his wife, but not if they could not conceive.[43][43][43][43]The contract infers that Hatala is fully responsible for any infertility issues the couple may experience. Despite the relatively advanced nature of health and science in antiquity, concepts like male infertility were yet to be discovered and as vessles, women were responsible for successfully carrying and giving birth. It's well known that men can experience infertility problems, too, including from low sperm count and chronic health issues, such as obesity.[44][44][44][44] So it’s not the most equitable (or science-backed) contract ever concocted, but it does go to show that the concept of infertility is not just a disease of our modernity.Footnotes[1] Recipes - Archaeology Magazine[1] Recipes - Archaeology Magazine[1] Recipes - Archaeology Magazine[1] Recipes - Archaeology Magazine[2] Laws - Archaeology Magazine[2] Laws - Archaeology Magazine[2] Laws - Archaeology Magazine[2] Laws - Archaeology Magazine[3] This 4,000-Year-Old Tablet Could Be the World’s Oldest Customer Service Complaint[3] This 4,000-Year-Old Tablet Could Be the World’s Oldest Customer Service Complaint[3] This 4,000-Year-Old Tablet Could Be the World’s Oldest Customer Service Complaint[3] This 4,000-Year-Old Tablet Could Be the World’s Oldest Customer Service Complaint[4] Archaeological Site of Kültepe-Kanesh[4] Archaeological Site of Kültepe-Kanesh[4] Archaeological Site of Kültepe-Kanesh[4] Archaeological Site of Kültepe-Kanesh[5] Archaeologists unveiled an ancient Assyrian tablet containing the first mention of infertility in recorded history[5] Archaeologists unveiled an ancient Assyrian tablet containing the first mention of infertility in recorded history[5] Archaeologists unveiled an ancient Assyrian tablet containing the first mention of infertility in recorded history[5] Archaeologists unveiled an ancient Assyrian tablet containing the first mention of infertility in recorded history[6] https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/09513590.2017.1391208?needAccess=true&journalCode=igye20[6] https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/09513590.2017.1391208?needAccess=true&journalCode=igye20[6] https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/09513590.2017.1391208?needAccess=true&journalCode=igye20[6] https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/09513590.2017.1391208?needAccess=true&journalCode=igye20[7] https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://archive.org/stream/pt1cuneiformtext00brituoft/pt1cuneiformtext00brituoft_djvu.txt&ved=2ahUKEwiMuebvwevfAhVhooMKHSmgBkAQFjADegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw2bBucMNCQrPnXntDKijTE5[7] https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://archive.org/stream/pt1cuneiformtext00brituoft/pt1cuneiformtext00brituoft_djvu.txt&ved=2ahUKEwiMuebvwevfAhVhooMKHSmgBkAQFjADegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw2bBucMNCQrPnXntDKijTE5[7] https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://archive.org/stream/pt1cuneiformtext00brituoft/pt1cuneiformtext00brituoft_djvu.txt&ved=2ahUKEwiMuebvwevfAhVhooMKHSmgBkAQFjADegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw2bBucMNCQrPnXntDKijTE5[7] https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://archive.org/stream/pt1cuneiformtext00brituoft/pt1cuneiformtext00brituoft_djvu.txt&ved=2ahUKEwiMuebvwevfAhVhooMKHSmgBkAQFjADegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw2bBucMNCQrPnXntDKijTE5[8] Mina (unit) - Wikipedia[8] Mina (unit) - Wikipedia[8] Mina (unit) - Wikipedia[8] Mina (unit) - Wikipedia[9] Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[9] Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[9] Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[9] Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[10] Old Assyrian cuneiform | linguistics[10] Old Assyrian cuneiform | linguistics[10] Old Assyrian cuneiform | linguistics[10] Old Assyrian cuneiform | linguistics[11] Sacred prostitution - Wikipedia[11] Sacred prostitution - Wikipedia[11] Sacred prostitution - Wikipedia[11] Sacred prostitution - Wikipedia[12] https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.princeton.edu/~pswpc/pdfs/scheidel/010903.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwi5kfS-2OvfAhXr6YMKHXgZAcMQFjAMegQIBRAB&usg=AOvVaw06F12obTHPOaMWUa1hMZwJ[12] https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.princeton.edu/~pswpc/pdfs/scheidel/010903.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwi5kfS-2OvfAhXr6YMKHXgZAcMQFjAMegQIBRAB&usg=AOvVaw06F12obTHPOaMWUa1hMZwJ[12] https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.princeton.edu/~pswpc/pdfs/scheidel/010903.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwi5kfS-2OvfAhXr6YMKHXgZAcMQFjAMegQIBRAB&usg=AOvVaw06F12obTHPOaMWUa1hMZwJ[12] https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.princeton.edu/~pswpc/pdfs/scheidel/010903.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwi5kfS-2OvfAhXr6YMKHXgZAcMQFjAMegQIBRAB&usg=AOvVaw06F12obTHPOaMWUa1hMZwJ[13] https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/09513590.2017.1391208[13] https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/09513590.2017.1391208[13] https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/09513590.2017.1391208[13] https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/09513590.2017.1391208[14] Found: A Cuneiform Marriage Contract That Addresses Infertility and Surrogacy[14] Found: A Cuneiform Marriage Contract That Addresses Infertility and Surrogacy[14] Found: A Cuneiform Marriage Contract That Addresses Infertility and Surrogacy[14] Found: A Cuneiform Marriage Contract That Addresses Infertility and Surrogacy[15] | Circle Surrogacy[15] | Circle Surrogacy[15] | Circle Surrogacy[15] | Circle Surrogacy[16] http://Postgate, J.N. 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Edit for typos. Can’t find my glasses.It won’t take either. It will take thick enough skin to Ignore the taunts, the insults, the nanny nanny boo boo style of debate. Laugh in his face every chance you get. Laugh and then tell him why you are laughing. Make fun of him right there in front of him. Insult his business acumen that borrowed huge sums of money, lost it all and then a great sum more and went bankrupt over and over when creditors got too close. Tease him relentlessly as the CEO of a company of one person. Condemn his total lack of ethics that let him make contracts with small businesses because he could stiff them in the end and they could not withstand the cost of holding him to his obligations. Surmise that there might be reason he is so beholden to oligarchs. Ask him why. But laugh at his answers every time. Laugh at the way he demeans you’re wife or husband. Never mention his. Make your own name for him but never use it in official public, or in speech’s. Just let it leak out that this is what you call him in privately. Push back with logic and common sense. Laughing in his face, with just enough contempt and disrespect to get under his skin, and he will blubber and stutter and turn red. Laugh at that too. Stutter back at him. Comb over your own hair and mimic him. Seriously. That’s how you beat a bully. Charisma and smarts are unintelligible to Trump and his base. You may as well try to beat him with conceptual calculus. Laughing at him, every time he opens his mouth, is the language he and his lil’Trumpers understand.