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Doofenshmirtz from the show Phineas and Ferb has the most tragic backstory ever.His parents failed to show up for his birth​​​When he was five he threw his own surprise party​​​His first inator lost in the science exhibition against a baking soda volcano​​​​​His father disowned him as he couldn't jump from a high dive​​​His parents used bags to cover their heads as they were ashamed to walk with him​​​​His father adopted a dog and named it "only son". Only son went on to win many awards and made his father proud.​​​​His parents had to give away their gnome toys and he replaced the toys. He couldn't move. While other kids were playing he had to stand in front of his house as a toy. At nights his only companion was the moon and his neighbour.​​​His second bigger inator lost against the same f***in baking soda volcano​ in the next science exhibition.​​​When his mother was pregnant with his brother she weaved clothes expecting a girl child. But as it was a boy, he was made to wear those clothes.​​​​When he was little, he used to smell bad so no-one would come near him.​​​​For some time of his life he was disowned by his parents and was raised by ocelots.​​​​He had to get a job at a carnival and the only one available was the dunking booth, so he was used as the "ball" who was being thrown, so the other guy could fall into the water.He got a ballon at the carnival and he named the ballon "balloonie". They became best friends but when he was standing as a gnomo, balloonie started floating away and he couldn't move, so he lost his ballon.​ Balloonie was his only friend in his childhood and it was a f***in balloon.​​He got a bear using the money he save for a year and gifted it to his mother. His mother gifted it to his little brother.​​He did shadow art using his hands to impress a girl. But the girl was impressed by a guy with a bigger hand and fingers.​​​​His parents once sent him to a store but the reality was that it was a ship painted as a store and his parents wanted to send him away. He was made to clean that boat and was kicked out of that boat and thus he ended up in America.​​​There was a time when he wanted to focus on poetry and wrote a poem. But again a baking soda volcano won over him.​​​​He was a Bratwursts street vendor and people laughed at him.​​​​He was under appreciated by his daughter, until she realized he had gone to all ends of the earth to find the doll she asked for when she was little.​​​His best day was the day which he met his nemesis Perry the platypus.​​​​No one has ever had a tragic story sadder than Doofenshmirtz.During my childhood I laughed at him. But today I am feeling sorry for him.​​​

Dr. Heinz DoofenshmirtzLet’s do a little rundown on his life:Neither of his parents showed up to his own birthHis father forced him to spend hours outside as a gnome (or else he’d be kicked)His only two friends as a children were wolf puppetsNobody showed up to his birthday partiesHe was routinely bullied at schoolHis father named the family dog “Only Son” to represent the son he never had; after the dog made the family a fortune Heinz was forced to continue being a garden gnomeHeinz’s only talent as a teenager was making shadow puppets, so when a new kid named Hans came to town with the same skill, Heinz had nothing to offer to the townspeopleHis peers would kick sand in his faceBuilt giant death devices (inators) as a child for sciene fairs just to lose out to a baking soda volcano every yearTried to be a bratwurst street vendor, but the hot dog vendors stole all his sales and his business floppedHis mother loved his brother more than him because his brother was better at kickballBuilt a woman he loved who was obsessed with whales a whale translation device…the whale told the woman to dump Heinz and she didHeinz was forced to wear pink dresses to school and be picked on by his peersHeinz smelled like pork as a child and nobody wanted to be near himHe was used as a thrown object at a dunk tankHe was given a balloon at the carnival, but one night while he was being a garden gnome he lost a hold of his balloon friend and had to let it leave himHis mother wouldn’t allow him to swim at the poolsEven as an adult he gets made fun of by a mime in a public park where everyone can see and laugh at HeinzRuined his date with Linda Flynn-FletcherHis parents tried forcing him to do deep-diving, but when Heinz was too scared his parents grew resentful of their son and their hatred for him grew strongerHeinz spent his entire year’s savings to get his mother a gift, when his mother received it she passed it onto Heinz’s brotherAnd the list goes on…This man doesn’t need to take over the Tri-State Area, this man needs therapy.

Nobody has mentioned Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb.Genius. This guy is a pure genius. He invented over a hundred inators with a mission to dominate his city (tri-state area).But he wasn’t evil initially.He had mentally abusive parents who never cared about him or even noted possible knowledge of his existence. When Doofenshmirtz was born, neither of his parents "bothered to show up".(Hienz, after being born)At one time he was actually disowned by his parents, forcing him to live with ocelots (dwarf leopards). Needing money, he got a job at a carnival as the ball you throw at the target at the dunk tank.At the same time, for a reason that Heinz did not want to relate, he emanated a smell of pork so strong that no one would come near him. So he drew a face on a balloon and named it "Ballony," spraying it with long-lasting spray.(Ballony, Heinz’s only friend)He was bullied at school and his parents always preferred his younger brother Roger over him.Same goes for his teenage life where he was unable to grow facial hairs and was made fun of. But the fact that he puts ‘Dr’ before his name hints that he must have completed his doctorate from somewhere. An educated villain.And he struggled to do that. During his college days, Heinz started his own Bratwurst company. He’d even sell those personally as a street vendor.But he failed.He still continued his education from The Evil School and founded Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated later on.And then he began with his “evil” inventions.His inventions could have been used for the betterment of humanity. There’s a whole list available of all his inventions and creations.But as an antagonist, he’s bound to lose at the end of the day. I accept that.But the fact that a platypus with a detective hat comes at the end of the episode, beats down Dr. Doof while destroying his invention is totally unacceptable.That is totally unfair to someone like Dr. Doof who once spent his childhood living with leopards.The creators should’ve chosen a different animal to beat Dr. Doof, perhaps a cat or a fox. But a platypus?That’s why I’ve always felt sympathy for Dr. Doof.And I hate Perry the Platypus.References:List of Doofenshmirtz's schemes and inventionsDr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz - Wikipediahttp://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Doofenshmirtz_Evil_IncorporatedImages taken from Google Images.