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My initial reaction to this question was “pass, too broad”, but it got stuck in my head and I’ve been obsessing over it for a bit. My answer is the result of said obsessing. Its theoretical, though I suppose that should be the expected answer to a question like this.My generation grew up with English textbooks containing the very Nigerian tales of Edet and Simbi, Gandoki, the indispensable Doctor e.t.c. The stories from my Mother’s English books, they were different: Aesop fables, snippets from the Iliad and memorably for me, Alexander’s victory at Gaugamela. Tales I suppose, calibrated to make one sing “God save the Queen” with a bit more vim.One of those stories has managed to stay with me. It was about a Spartan. Fine go ahead, scream it out, I’m sure we’re all thinking it.But no, this Spartan didn’t get to kick ‘Oenomaus’ down a well or become King or die at Thermopylae. He was just a boy at his death, but he did die bravely, a proper reflection of his society’s values. The Spartans, famed warriors as they were, built their prowess through intense discipline and training. Boys started training for battle early. There was however, a peculiar rule about stealing. You could steal, but you ought not get caught. The boy from our story saw a fox, wanted a fox, took the fox. Problem being that it did not belong to him. Second problem was that as he tried to sneak the fox away beneath his tunic, he ran into his training instructor.The Spartans, the story tells us, had another rule, this time on bravery. A Spartan must never show pain. So it was, that as his instructor engaged him in unnecessary small talk, the fox got hungry. First bite, “no pain”, second bite, “no pain”. The boy endured, standing at attention as the fox ate his stomach. He could not be caught stealing, he could not show pain. He stood, enduring, until he could stand no more. He dropped dead. A symbol of duty to his society’s values.A bit morbid, true. But then again, so were Gandoki’s stories and those passed on nothing (to me at least), invulnerable protagonists aren’t as fun (Saitama and Achilles being notable exceptions, maybe Shiba Tatsuya and Batman too). But it isn’t that bad really, it could be Jabberwocky, a “children’s poem”.One, two! One, two! And through and throughThe vorpal blade went snicker-snack!He left it dead, and with its headHe went galumphing back.Now that’s morbid.So what do those stories have to do with Nigerian corruption? Everything! He said, savouring the melodrama of it all.They are people who view humans as little bits of numbers, to be tweaked here and there for efficiency and proper returns or some such. If I were one of them, I would not be studying History and stealing Philosophy courses. No, no, I’d be doing something with greater societal prestige like medicine. Since I’m not doing that, I have to think up a properly “humanist” vision of society.That vision is of an orchestra, individual instruments which nonetheless (with the right direction) are capable of making beautiful music together.The stories the individuals of the orchestra tell themselves differ, some might say I play because I love the music or the hours or the pay; others still might say, I enjoy the prestige, perhaps one or two might say I enjoy telling romantic interests I have skilled fingers or can properly handle, “large instruments”.The individual stories, they matter. But, they are not as important as the singular overarching story of the orchestra. Usually, its “we’ll make killer music”, but in more formal language I’m guessing.The individuals are us, the orchestra is society, nation, state etc. Not humanity though, orchestras compete. In this context if say, Norway is the London symphony, we’re that shabbily dressed dude from the movies playing on the street for coins.Suggestions regarding curbing corruption usually revolve around greater transparency, a powerful independent bureaucratic anti-corruption watchdog. Those suggestions however raise that old question : “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”-Who guards the guardsmen? Nigerians?True, corruption arises from certain perverse incentives, but for me, its underlying cause is a lack of trust (societal cohesion). Say we magicked “a powerful independent bureaucratic anti-corruption watchdog” into present day Nigeria and a certain Chief Sir, Honourable Professor Dr Emmanuel Nwaolisa, Esq (Nigerians and titles, its a “thing”) was brought up on corruption charges, what would be the reaction? Likely, remonstrations about how a Hausa, Fulani or Yoruba man ought to have been arraigned first. How it is persecution. Placards come out, insults fly and it devolves into farce from there.The lack of trust in our society makes corruption sensible. If you can’t beat them, join them. So to me, curbing corruption involves creating said trust, cohesion. Sort of like how you can’t play basketball without bouncing the ball, one goes with the other. Hand-in-glove.So, “what is to be done?”Well, from my perspective we need a new conductor and a new story.The End.Joking, I hate cliffhangers too. You’ll just have to endure my thoughts for a few moments more.First, the new story. There is this old testament story about a Levite whose concubine got raped and in order to draw attention to the story, he murders her and cuts her into 12 pieces which he sends to all the tribes of Israel. The story starts off by telling us, that in this time there was no King in the land of Israel, everyman did as he saw fit. In other words chaos, life was poor, nasty, brutish and short (ahem ahem. Seeing as Hobbes got “Leviathan” from the bible, I’m guessing he read the story too). The Ethiopians have a word for this era of chaos, they called it Zemena Mesafint. An awesome word by the way, and one which I prefer to use to describe the Nigerian situation. When I think of chaos, I think of complete collapse, like say, the opening stages of a zombie apocalypse or political revolution, before power centres start to coalesce. Nigeria clearly is not that…………..yet?Zemena Mesafint, the Age of Princes, that is where we are and that is a problem.Why?NURTW chairman’s aide kills wedding guestAssaulted corps member posted out of Zamfara - News Agency of Nigeria (NAN)Norway regrets selling warships to ex-Niger Delta militant, Tompolo - Premium Times Nigeria (my personal favourite. Take that Americans, in Nigeria, we can own gunships……..well some of us). etc. Stories of the sort are countless.Closer to home, the 19th century jihad in central Nigeria was triggered by a Fulani chieftain who slew his daughter rather than surrender her to the Chieftain claiming his rights of the first night. He afterwards sent for a flag from Dan Fodio. Open up a page in any era of history and the downsides of Zemena Mesafint are very clear.All human interactions are underpinned by violence, however, progress can come only through predictable violence. The difference between us and say Norway is that here, violence is getting shot at a wedding, a young man serving his country getting assaulted by thugs, a private citizen owning gunboats (tourism?). There its the taxman knocking at your door.Saul, the divine monarch (as Hobbes put it), Tewodros (the Ethiopian Emperor who ended Zemena Mesafint), Usman Dan Fodio. They are all basically manifestations of the same phenomenon. I’ll call it metaphysical violence (Note to self, you suck at naming stuff). Metaphysical, derived from Metaphysics, as coined by Andronicus of Rhodes who as the stories goes, after classifying Aristotle’s works dealing with the physical and calling it well physics, called the rest, the metaphysical, literally after-physics (such wit! I wonder, once I’m done with lunch, what shall I call the meals that come after? Why, Afterlunch………Metalunch……………Dun dun. What dinner would be were Andronicus and I in charge of naming stuff).Violence is complicated. Basically, we avoid violence by violence, hence my classification. Nigeria at present is a land of physical violence. To better explain, I suppose I’ll have to define Nigeria. Nigeria to be succinct and quoting Chief Obafemi Awolowo is a “mere geographical expression”.The sociologist Peter Ekeh wrote: Colonialism and The Two Publics in Africa: A Theoretical Statement in which he divided the loyalty of an African (Nigerian in this context) in two: the primordial public and the civic public. Saving a thousand words, basically this is how some (most?) Nigerians view, Nigeria:Civic publicPrimordial PublicSpeaking of “Meta”, Hugo Weaving is technically Nigerian.Basically, said Nigerian views the civic public as the “be-suited”, “artificial” creation of white men, so it is not owed the same standards of moral conduct the primordial public—literally natural (hair) and black—is owed. "To put your fingers in the till of the local (government) authority will not unduly burden your conscience and people may well think you are a smart fellow and envy you your opportunities. To steal the funds of the (ethnic or kindred) unions would offend the public conscience and ostracise you from the society".As anybody who’s seen “The Matrix” or read Benedict Anderson or read/heard history or stopped really to think about it knows, both Agent Smith (civic public) and the Oracle (primordial public) are both programs (artificial). The evil! evil! British ruined us all by putting together this “mere geographical expression” called Nigeria. Just what do you think Oduduwa or Bayajidda did? You think the Obi of Onitsha decided to cosplay the Oba of Benin?Before we dive down too deep into the rabbit hole of state formation in Nigerian history (hint its turtles all the way down), I’ll start to pull back. Basically those Nigerians believed that their civic actions would not affect the primordial public, that the slick of corruption would obey boundaries. Again, as anybody who’s seen the Matrix knows…………….A Visual History of Nigeria: “Fantastically Corrupt”The Igbo would say, oil always spreads past one finger, I’m sure the other ethnic groups have a variant. Has that knowledge kept the primordial state pristine?Metaphysical violence saving a thousand words is the difference between:Thisand This:The bluepill has an undeservedly negative reputation. Law and morality are in many ways, stories. Caught driving while drunk, nothing a quick exchange of cash won’t fix. Why stop at a red light, there are no cars in sight. Sure the rules say a public servant ought not be corrupt, but rules are for fools. We of course maintain a fictional approach, that our acts are contained to the civic state, leaving our primordial state pristine. The primordial can be anything: tradition, our elders, religion, our children (cue youth are the leaders of tomorrow refrain) or our “tribe”, but that is clearly untrue, the muck of corruption has spread wide and touched everything. To be fair, there lies an advantage in our “redpilled”, “woke” approach to the reality of violence, and that is, that we are free. Always, across the nation, there is a scent of freedom, of opportunity to be seized, rules twisted, bent or just plain ignored. That in its way is liberating, its the “entrepreneurial spirit”, “boundless optimism”, “dash” and “pizzaz”, that plugged-in tourists always talk about when they bring up our potential. In Nigeria, regardless of what we say in our primordial garb, there is this sense that everything, is infact, permitted.The honest truth is that corruption can be curbed only if we tell ourselves harsh truths. They are no two publics, there is just one and the one that we have, its being strangled by corruption. To combat it, we must become less free, throw away the red-pill and down a double dose of blue. Accept restrictions, that laws, stupid though it is to pretend they exist must be obeyed. So maybe before importing gunships and grabbing our guns, we try dialogue and political canvassing (won’t work, takes too much time, many Nigerians will doubtless say).I end this section with a question. Funsho Agbalu asks Why do most Nigerians still believe old women turn into cats and/or birds?Well, you need to have watched The Matrix. Neo after downing the redpill develops supernatural powers. He could fly, he knew kung-fu, he could even stop bullets and come back from the dead. So really its not surprising that we believe these things. T’was a red-pilled teacher who skipped educating his pupils on physical limitations, a red-pilled student who had better things to do than read, confident that he could always “arrange” a certificate, the red-pilled student grows into a red-pilled senator, making laws for red-pilled people. Like I said, they are no two publics, you can’t cut your nose to spite your face. The wrongs we do, the queues we skip, the rules we break, all come back to haunt “the mere geographical expression” around the Niger.Neo would be proudSo when we defy the laws of physics, be proud! These so called Nigerians below, thriving in the Matrix, they don’t know what they’re missing.High schooler accepted by all eight Ivy League collegesAfter 130 Years, Harvard Law Review Elects a Black Woman PresidentI’ve personally never understood why most delight in that “mere geographical expression” quote. All countries are mere geographical expressions, it falls on those within its borders to improve their geographical allotment. Like the Dutch or the British did, the Dutch conquered the sea, the British once rule(d) the waves. Klemens von Metternich once said “Italy is a geographical expression”. I’m sure we won’t mind that geographical expression’s 33,000 dollar per capita GDP, ours by comparison is $2,800.The conductor is our political system, lots of calls for restructuring. Whatever we end up with, please, please, let it end with less states and a parliamentary system.Enjoyed writing on the question Jama, hope you find the answer adequate.

weirdest sports in the world are nothing like what you’d expect.1. Lumberjack World ChampionshipsRumor has it that merely attending the Lumberjack World Championships at the Lumberjack Bowl in Wisconsin (shocker) will put hair on your chest. This competition is so mystically masculine that every competitor – male or female – automatically earns a man card for life. This is definitely the burliest event in the world of strange sports.Scott Olson/Getty ImagesThe events are awesome: logrolling, wood chopping, sawing, climbing and more. The event names are even better: birling, hot saw, double buck, boom run, Jack and Jill.It may not be in the rule book, but wearing anything other than flannel certainly leads to a deduction of some sort.2. HobbyhorsingThere are a lot of reasons to believe that our entire existence is nothing more than a simulation. Look no further than this 100 percent authentic, mind-numbingly real, more unique than one-of-a-kind sport: hobbyhorsing.@Artemis Hobbyhorses via YouTubeWords like “weird” and “bizarre” do not come close to properly depicting this spectacle. It involves people riding toy horses in a gymnasium with zero intention of irony. What apparently began in Finland quickly gained a following and has reportedly exploded in popularity.3. Summer Redneck GamesSome people – whether from the South, Midwest or parts unknown – may find the term “redneck” to be offensive. Others embrace the moniker. Still others celebrate it, to the point that they create an entire competition in its spirit.And so, the Summer Redneck Games were born.Stephen Morton/Getty ImagesThis wild celebration of all things redneck has become a summertime staple in East Dublin, Georgia. For five bucks, fans gain entry into a competition unlike any other. Classic events include the toilet seat horseshoe toss, watermelon seed spitting, mud pit belly flop.Hillbillies, here’s your heaven.4. GagaIf mom and pops couldn’t wait to get rid of you and drop you off at summer camp for a while, you know this Gaga’s got nothing to do with the Lady. That, or you went to the wrong camp.Gaga’s origins are unclear and its name has many variants, but the court is easily recognizable.@EmoEgo1 via YouTubeUse a bunch of wooden benches for a makeshift court or go all out with the real thing to make a roughly waist to chest-high octagonal wall.Toss in a soccer ball for a larger “arena” or tennis ball for a smaller one. Players slap the ball around, and those hit in the waist (sometimes knee) or below are out. Last person standing wins.5. Kaiju Big BattelThe world can thank the unrivaled genius of Rand and David Borden for introducing us to the greatest sport we never knew we needed: Kaiju Big Battel. Everything about this pseudo-wrestling epic battle is fantastic.Douglas McFadd/Getty Images“Kaiju,” which literally translates to “strange beast,” is a film genre featuring monsters. The characters usually wreck cities and fight other big monsters (think Godzilla). Even the sport’s choice to stick with “battel” after an accidental misspelling of “battle” is telling. The name reflects the carefree, light-hearted nature of this hilariously costumed exhibition.6. West Coast Giant Pumpkin RegattaThe first thing Tualatin, Oregon has going for its uniquely weird sport is the title: West Coast Giant Pumpkin Regatta. Add the word “regatta” to the name of any boat or yacht race; the regal nomenclature gives the event instant cred.@knelle via InstagramLocated just outside of Portland, this town lives up to the “Keep It Weird” slogan. Every October, participants dress up in ridiculous Halloween costumes and race across Tualatin Lake inside huge pumpkins.Eat your heart out, New England. This is how the Pacific Northwest does Halloween.7. QuidditchThere’s no denying that J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series has taken over the world. The literary hit became a blockbuster film series and has inspired countless games, collectibles and merchandise. The brand has earned billions since its inception in 1997. Perhaps craziest of all, people are actually playing HP’s imaginary strange sport of Quidditch.Jaap Arriens/NurPhoto via Getty ImagesHarry Potter fans have taken their obsession to new heights, thanks to certain college students who’ve put excessive effort into not studying. What began with Middlebury College students’ silly idea to run around on brooms playing the game at their Vermont school quickly evolved. Now the strange sport is regulated by the International Quidditch Association (yep, that’s real). There’s even an International Quidditch World Cup.8. Chess BoxingUnlike Quidditch, chess boxing is not another weird sport spawned from HP’s fictional wizarding world. This game is a serious test of will; it takes both brains and brawn to earn champ status.Chess boxing began in Berlin in 2003 and has since spread around the world.Getty ImagesA match consists of 11 rounds – six rounds of chess and five of boxing. Each round lasts three minutes. A winner is only declared by a checkmate in chess, T/KO in boxing or disqualification by the ref for idleness.9. Shin KickingWelp, the rules of this one don’t exactly require a lot of explanation.Let’s start with the name of this bizarre contest: shin kicking. Now let’s break it down. The first word implies that shins are involved, so logic tells us what’s being kicked.this one don’t exactly require a lot of explanation.Let’s start with the name of this bizarre contest: shin kicking. Now let’s break it down. The first word implies that shins are involved, so logic tells us what’s being kicked.Anna Lythgoe/PA Images via Getty ImagesProbably the silliest sounding name in combat sports today, the rules sound equally ridiculous. The combatants grab each other by the collar and strike away with the inside of their foot. A competitor loses by shouting “sufficient” to say they’ve had enough.10. Lawn Mower RacingDo not let the comical name lawn mower racing fool you. As funny as the concept is, the sport itself is equally intense.The major difference between lawn mower racing and go-karting is the vehicle itself. Unlike a go-kart, a lawn mower must maintain its engine and chassis (frame).Ben Birchall/PA Images via Getty ImagesThis mini-sized style of racing originated in the UK. After a group of friends became fed up with the unavoidable cash vacuum and huge startup costs of auto-racing, they came up with this new sport. Whether the event takes place on a flat track or off-road, lawn mower racing is a hit.Not convinced? It’s grown so much that Lawnmower Racing Mania 2007 is a real Xbox game. That’s legit.11. Armored Combat LeagueFor whatever reason, humans always seem to have a nostalgic predisposition. *Sigh* Then again, things sure were pretty sweet back in the day. Like, remember how fun hand to hand combat used to be in medieval times?No? Well, thanks to the Armored Combat League, now you can!JOSEPH PREZIOSO/AFP/Getty ImagesRenaissance fairs got nothing on the ACL. There are a variety of forms of competition. One even involves five-on-five (regional teams) groups of armored knights duking it out. We’re talking real deal knight armor, too.Countries around the world have gotten in on the madness. Everyone knows being The Hound in Game of Thrones is way more baller than simply watching him.12. Kabaddi“Red Rover, Red Rover, bring Kabaddi over!” Wait, Kabaddi’s not a person? Well, that would certainly explain why everyone keeps trying to tackle the person who’s “it” in this strange sport.It’s not quite a typical game of tag either. This weird sport brings a fresh take on popular American playground games.Debajyoti Chakraborty/NurPhoto via Getty ImagesKabaddi is a popular Asian game, especially throughout India.Games are made up of two teams of seven players each. One player on offense (the raider) must run to the opposing team’s side and tag out as many players as possible without being tackled.13. Sepak TakrawThe action shot of what sepak takraw looks like is by no means exceptional compared to any other play in this game. If this makes you question how much time you spend on the couch every day, don’t worry, so did we.Mohd RASFAN / AFP) (Photo credit should read MOHD RASFAN/AFP/Getty ImagesSepak takraw is popular in Southeast Asia. The courts are roughly twice the size of a badminton court. Teams of three must kick or hit the ball over a net without touching it with their hand/arm. The net is roughly 1.52-1.55m high (4’10”-5’1″).Points are awarded for faults, including the opponent knocking the ball out of bounds, contacting the hand/arm, and scoring the ball in bounds. A game goes to 21 points. That’s a lot of flips.14. BossaballBossaball kind of looks like sepak takraw, but on a giant inflatable volleyball court with trampolines. As one might expect, along with a slightly more complicated court comes somewhat more complex rules.Imagine sepak takraw combined with volleyball, and that’s a great start. Two strange sports in one!Jaap Arriens/NurPhoto) (Photo by NurPhoto/NurPhoto via Getty ImagesBossaball consists of two teams of four, playing to 21. A team can touch the ball five times max to get it on the other side, but the regulations on volleyball vs soccer touches and points scored by touch/location make this as much of a strategy game as a sport.15. Rock Paper Scissors (Janken)If you somehow never played rock-paper-scissors growing up, please climb out from the rock you’ve been living under.This childhood game, known as “janken” in Chinese, is exactly what many played during recess. Only it’s super intense.@usarpsleague via YouTubeStrap in for this one: The United States of America Rock Paper Scissors League is a real thing. Not only that, its national champion actually wins a load of cash.Clearly, the Chinese variant is no less intense – everyone in the video above is going straight up bananas.16. Cheese RollingThe Cooper’s Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake in England is flat out ridiculous. Even in the realm of strange sports, this is an absurd contest. People come from all over the world to compete, chasing a wheel of cheese and trying to catch it.Don’t be fooled by the silly concept though – the competition is intense.Ben Birchall/PA Images via Getty ImagesA nine-pound wheel of Double Gloucester is rolled with a one second head start before the competitors run after it. The cheese turns into an edible wheel of death, reaching speeds up to 70 mph. First racer to cross the finish line wins the cheese.Don’t ask questions. Just to roll with it.17. Man Versus Horse MarathonThe Man Versus Horse Marathon in Wales is an awesomely weird contest. It was created out of a classic argument over human limitation and potential. The race’s inventor, Gordon Greene, overheard two men arguing that a human could keep pace with a horse when traversing the country.Whole Earth Peanut Butter via Getty ImagesGreen created a 35K race (roughly 22 miles) to test the theory. Runners, cyclists, and horses all compete and the race continues to grow in popularity. The purse for winning the near-marathon length race continues to grow, too.18. FierljeppenLike many strange sports, this Dutch invention has a crazy sounding name. Fierljeppen essentially translates to “far leaping.”Leaping far is the one and only thing this sport is about. It’s similar to pole vault, but the objective is distance rather than height.VALERIE KUYPERS/AFP/Getty ImagesThe location really makes this sport wild. While pole vaulters aim to clear a bar and land on safety mats, fierljeppen competitors leap across a body of water onto a bed of sand.It may look silly and fun, but these athletes cover serious distance. A soft landing seems uncertain when trying to break the world record of 70’7″.19. Caber TossAmongst the many track and field events, the javelin throw is one of the most deceptively complicated events to the untrained eye. Imagine the precision and form required to properly throw a jav. Now, imagine trying to heave a 19’6″ wooden pole weighing 175 pounds!That’s the caber toss.Chris Jackson/Getty ImagesThe caber toss looks like something straight out of The Iliad. The athletes are like Greek demigods, chucking impossible-to-lift objects with superhuman strength.Rather than going for distance, the goal of this wonky test of strength is to flip the pole to land as flat on the top end as possible.20. JoustingOut of all the strange sports in the world, this is the most likely to bring history buffs and sports fans together. Game of Thrones enthusiasts are also certain to enjoy this marvel. Let’s be real, does anyone honestly believe there’s such a thing as “too much” GoT?While the Armored Combat League merely mimics medieval combat, modern jousting is still as awesomely barbaric as it was in the Renaissance era.Peter KovalevTASS via Getty ImagesAdmittedly, it’s not quite at the same level as the Middle Ages version – but events go all out.The St. Ives Medieval Faire’s World Jousting Championship uses real wood and steel lances and adheres to 15th Century rules.21. Toe WrestlingThe United Kingdom is home to many strange sports. Yet this one is a sport so weird, it feels downright uncomfortable just to watch. Welcome to toe wrestling. The only thing funnier than the competition itself is its origin.VCG via Getty ImagesFlashback to 1976 Britain in the village of Wetton. A group at Ye Olde Royal Oak Inn was discussing how British athletes never manage to be the best in the world at any one sport… so they decided to host a contest of their own. And that’s how this relative of thumb wrestling was born.22. Bo-TaoshiThe Japanese sport of bo-taoshi, or “pole toppling,” is a team sport on a mass scale. Each team consists of a whopping 150 people! The goal of the game is to topple the opposing team’s pole.Each team is split in half, with 75 players on offense and 75 on defense.@mentorsmind via InstagramThough it looks like a zombie attack with bodies climbing over one another in mass chaos, there are actually a number of strategic positions with specific roles in the sport. Arguably the most important position is the “ninja” – this player mans the top of the pole. The ninja leans in the opposite direction as the pole is falling to counterbalance the weight.23. Pillow Fight LeagueThankfully, there is no need to fear waking up from this dream. The Pillow Fight League is a bona fide sport. For that, we can thank the Canadian entrepreneurs who managed to turn this slumber party pastime into a competitive game.Elsa/Getty ImagesFights apparently get pretty intense and have resulted in lost teeth and even concussions. This makes a lot more sense upon examining the rules, which allow punching and submission holds. This sport may be intense, but is this still not the most Canadian thing ever?24. CycleballCycleball, or “radball” as it’s referred to in German (probably because it’s so sick, bruh) looks very much like a game of soccer… but on bicycles. It’s a two-on-two competition with riders using fixed-gear bikes without a freewheel or brakes.Victor Fraile/Getty ImagesIt’s hard to argue that, at a glance, the sport looks ridiculous as competitors whack a ball around with their bike. Don’t be fooled, though. This picture alone shows just how acrobatic and crafty players can get when trying to save or score a goal.25. KaninhoppningYou might need to sit down for this one. There aren’t enough dog shows in the world to prep for this. Forget equestrians and their dressage, eventing and most of all, forget show jumping.This is kaninhoppning, which is the Swedish sport of bunny hopping.@silvershoppkaniner via InstagramKaninhoppning, which began in Sweden in the 1970s, is nearly identical to show jumping with horses. Except everything is all cute and bunny sized.This sport is so legit that there’s a Swedish Federation of Rabbit Jumping. When the craze reached the United States, the Rabbit Hopping Organization of America was created.26. Cardboard Tube Fighting LeagueThe Cardboard Tube Fighting League is perhaps the greatest combat sport (roll with it) of all. It’s origins are exactly what one would expect.Robert Easley of Seattle, Washington created the league. Easley explains that the idea came from memories of he and his friends having “sword fights” with cardboard tubes.@Benjamin Gummoe via YouTubeSuiting up and dueling in the CTFL is all about one thing – having fun. Just look at the three core values this goofy league lives by:People need more ways to play and take themselves less seriously.Events can be fun without alcohol.Cardboard sword fighting is fun.Go out and preach that good word.27. Extreme IroningIf you don’t consider extreme ironing to be a legit extreme sport, think again. It has its own Wikipedia page. According to Wiki, there’s even an Extreme Ironing Bureau. We’re inclined to accept every word on its official website as fact.This image of a dude leaping off a cliff with an ironing board qualifies as extreme in our book.Johnny Green – PA Images/PA Images via Getty ImagesAccording to the EI site, “Extreme ironing is an adrenaline sport which combines the thrill of an extreme outdoor activity with the satisfaction of a well-pressed shirt.”It’d be impossible to snap an action shot of this sport that wouldn’t pass for a perfectly timed photo.28. Calcio StoricoThe many risks that come along with playing American football are undeniable. Yet Italy scoffs at such fear of bodily harm. Look no further than calcio storica (historic football) for proof.Take off the helmets and pads, replace the grass with sand, and introduce fighting to the field. Welcome to the strange sport of calcio.Antonio Masiello/Getty ImagesThis wild game consists of 27 players on each team, and they’re pretty much allowed to brawl. We’re talking full on tackling, kicking, punching. Players aren’t even allowed to sub a fresh guy in if someone gets hurt.Italians should’ve just named this strange sport “war.” Even the start of the game is intense – it’s signaled by a cannon shot.29. BuzkashiBuzkashi is most definitely a weird sport, but this trippy event blurs the lines of brutal competition in a big way.This horse-riding competition is primarily played in Central Asia, Turkey, and all of the ‘stans (Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan).Kirill KukhmarTASS via Getty ImagesEven when it comes to strange sports, buzkashi is ruthless. Replace a typical ball with a goat carcass (standard practice, amirite?). The competitors carry whips in their teeth to fend off other riders as they try to get the carcass to the opponents’ side and drop it in a goal.Sheesh.30. SlamBallSlamBall is one of those weird sports where the moment you see it, you know, “This is not going to last.” Be that as it may, this novel spinoff of basketball has its heart in the right place – all the exciting parts of basketball with more contact!Robert Mora/Getty ImagesThe idea of SlamBall was to take the high-flying fun of basketball and focus almost entirely on that aspect by adding a bunch of trampolines, so people are soaring through the air from start to finish. It looks like they’re hooked up to bungee cords.Add in a bunch of athletes full-on colliding some 10 feet in the air and we have a lock for some world class safety violations.Source : The tiebreaker