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1.Corporate Lesson: 1A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" Thecrow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ateit.Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing you must be sitting very, very high up.2.Corporate Lesson: 2A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top,but it won't keep you there.3.Corporate Lesson 3:A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.Moral of the Story:1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.3) And when you're in deep shit,keep your mouth shut.4. Corporate Lesson 4 :A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel that you have on" After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?Moral of the Story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk in time with your stakeholders, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.5. Corporate Lesson 5:A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."Moral of the Story: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity.6. Corporate Lesson 6:A sales representative, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an Endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.7.Corporate Lesson 7:A man stays at a hotel in Australia. The room has a computer and he decided to send an email to his wife. However, accidentally he messes up the email address and without realizing his error, sends the message.Meanwhile somewhere in Houston widow returns from the funeral of her husband. She decides to check e-mails from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fells backward into unconsciousness. Her son runs into the room, finds his mother on the floor and looks at the screen, where he reads:To my beloved wifeTopic: I arrivedDate: November 7, 2010I know you will be surprised to hear from me. They already have computers here and you can send messages to loved ones. I just arrived here and I already have been accommodated. I see that everything is prepared for your arrival tomorrow. I am very impatient to see you! Hope your journey is also smooth as mine.PS: Hell it is hot down here!Moral of the Story: Make sure you communication is between the right sides! Otherwise the results may not meet your expectations.8. Corporate Lesson 8:Johnny wanted to rock-end-roll with a girl in his office. But she had a boyfriend ... One day, Johnny was fed up and could not take it any more so he decides and he walks to her with an offer:- I'll give you a thousand dollars if you let me sleep with you.The girl cuts him off: "NO WAY"! – she shouts, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!.Johnny said:- I'll be quick. Will throw money on the floor, you will bend over and I'll be done before you even stand up!She thought for a moment and says that she should consult with her ​​boyfriend.... She calls him and tells him about the offer. The boyfriend advises her:- Ask him two thousand dollars, collect the money very quickly - he will not even be able to take off his pants!So the girl agrees and accepts the proposal. Her boyfriend is waiting for her to call back soon. However, half an hour has past and she does not call. Finally, after 45 minutes, he rang her and asked her what is going on.She replied:- the bastard throws coins!Moral of the Story: Always consider all aspects of the business proposal before you agree to or get screwed up!9. Corporate Lesson 9:When the human body was created, all parts of it wanted to be the Boss.Brain said:- I should be the Boss because I control all body functions!Feet said:- We must be the Boss because we move the brain around anywhere he wants!Hands said:- We must be the Boss because we do all the work and earn money!So spoke the heart, lungs, eyes, until finally the ass wanted to be the Boss.All parts started to laugh at the idea. Then the ass shuts himself down and refused to work. After some time the eyes started to close, hands are paralyzed, legs become numb, heart and lungs feel in panic and the brain - in fever. At the end, all realize that ass should be the boss and things continue as usual. All the body parts keep do their job while the Boss just sat there and disposed the faecal.Moral of the Story: It is needless to be a genius in order to be a boss: any ass can do that!10. Corporate Lesson 10:In Africa, every morning a gazelle wakes up with the thought that she must outrun the fastest lion to stay alive. Every morning a lion wakes up with the thought that he must outrun the slowest gazelle, in order not to starve to death.Moral of the Story:No matter whether you are a lion or gazelle: when the sun rises, it is better to get up right-the-way in order to leave behind the competitors.11. Corporate Lesson 11:Usually the staff of the company plays football.The middle level managers are more interested in Tennis.The top management usually has a preference for Golf.Moral of the Story: As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in size.12. Corporate Lesson 12:A city boy, Aslam, moved to the village and bought a donkey from an old farmer for Rs. 1000. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.The next day the farmer drove up and said...Farmer: "Sorry Aslam, but I have some bad news, the donkey died while I was bringing him here."Aslam: "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."Aslam: "OK then, just unload the donkey."Farmer: "What you are going to do with him?"Aslam: "I'm going to raffle him off." (Note: Raffle is like lottery - draw lot to a group of people each paying the same amount for a ticket and there is a big prize for the people who win.)Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"Aslam: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."A month later the farmer met up with Aslam and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"Aslam: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at Rs. 10 each and made a profit of Rs 4990 with the donkey worth Rs. 1000 as the prize.Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"Aslam: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his Rs. 10."Moral of the Story: No situation is so bad that it cannot be turned around. You need to just think hard. So look at your glass always as half full (positive attitude) rather than half empty. Do not lose hope.13. Corporate Lesson 13:A man found Rs. 100. He planned a plot and decided to have a luxurious dinner at a 5 Stars hotel. The waiter bring Rs. 2000 bill. The man denied; he has nothing to pay. The manager handed over him to the police. The man gave Rs. 100 to the police and went free.Moral of the Story : Think the possible end beforehand to avoid horrible finish.14. Corporate Lesson 14:A Jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. ’You are employed’ he said. Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start. The man replied ‘But I don’t have a computer, neither an email’. ‘I’m sorry’, said the HR manager. If you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job.’ The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go every day earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family’s future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email. The man replied, ‘I don’t have an email.’ The broker answered curiously, ‘You don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!’ The man thought for a while and replied, ‘Yes, I’d be an office boy at Microsoft!’Moral of the Story:1. Internet is not the solution to your life.2. If you don’t have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.15. Corporate Lesson 15:A team of young budding Managers were given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So the Managers discussed and put up a project plan with roles and responsibilities. The manager who was responsible for organizing the resources went out and got a ladder and a tape. The tape measure was just the ordinary tape of 6 feet.The lead manager assigned another manager to go on top of the pole and start the measure. They were falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing was just a mess.An Engineer came along and saw what they' were trying to do. He walked over pulled the flagpole out of the ground, laid it flat, measured it from end to end, gave the measurement to one of the managers and walked away.After the Engineer went away, one manager turns head to another and laughs. "Isn't that just like an engineer? We're looking for height and he gives the length"Moral of the story:No matter how good engineer you are, Managers always finds fault in you.16. Corporate Lesson 16:A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"The crowd was shocked! After a pause, the speaker followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!" The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use that joke at his house. He tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him. He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!" Naturally, his wife was shell shocked by hearing this.After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was !"As expected, he got thrashing of his life time by his wife.Moral of the Story: Don't copy if you can't paste.17. Corporate Lesson 17:An old man lived alone. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.Dear Son,I am feeling pretty bad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.Love, DadShortly, the old man received this telegram "For Heaven's Sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden! That's where I buried the guns!"At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and started digging up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad, It's the best I could do for you from here."Moral Of the Story: In corporate smart work is more important than hardwork.18. Corporate Lesson 18:In the famed jungle, there lived a small ant which habitually got up early and started work immediatelyBeing very sincere and having no other diversions, she kept producing a lot and was happy with whatever was available and provided for.The Chief, the Lion was too surprised to see somebody performing so well without any supervisionHe shared this news with Tiger, Wolf and other Board members happily stating that things are going on so wellThe Wolf intervened and said that a continuity plan was essential and suggested that there be a supervisor – not a high cost resourceThey recruited a cockroach, who had experience as supervise and was famous for writing excellent reportsThe first day at work – cockroach introduces attendance system to regulate the working hoursHe needs a Secretary for preparing the reports and reports a SpiderThe trendy dressed spider manages archives, monitors phone calls and makes reports in XL and in graphsThe Managing Committee of Lion & Others are delighted seeing the cockroach’s reportsThis time, another member stresses the need for analysis of the reports so that PPT presentation can be made in the Board meetingThey buy a new computer and laser printerA fly is recruited to work on the ComputerA Butterfly is roped in to manage the IT DepartmentThere are meetings and more meetings and Ant starts feeling the pressureThe reports depict fall in production and everyone comes up with a new working plan.The need for somebody to manage is understood and the position goes to CicadaThe newly appointed Manager buys a carpet, an ergonomic chair, makes the office presentableHe brings a person who had earlier worked with him to rationalize, prepare budge and make Strategic Optimisation plansThe need for market strategy and advertisement is also figuredThe workplace becomes too serious and the charm and entertainment in air vanishesThe profits are vanishing; enraged the Management engages a top notch firm for evaluation.The Owl studies the Office for months and reveals that the place is over staffed.Management gets tough and takes punitive action to remedy the situation.Somebody who showed lack of motivation and has a negative attitude towards work is to be fired.Guess who the lion fires first?The ant , of course because he lacked "showed lack of motivation and had a negative attitude".Moral of the Story:Management of human resources efficiently is a key factor to create the successful of the enterprise. Poor management makes employees caught up in the whirlpool of the anonymous work, leaders take time chasing resolve errors in workflow, find remedial plan, which wastes resources needlessly.19. Corporate Lesson 19:"You have done a great job"means"More work will be given to you.""We'll do it"means"You'll do it.""That's a good question means"means"I don't know anything about it.""We are a team"means"I am not the only one to be blamed."All the bestmeans"You are in trouble."20. Corporate Lesson 20:This one is my favourite "To err is human but to blame it one someone else shows real managment potential."or"A person who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."21. Corporate Lesson 21:Oscar Wilde (author) "Experience is the name everyoe gives to their mistakes."22.Corporate Lesson 22:This is not actually a lesson but different perspective of higher and lower managment.Hierachy in corporate is best represented by this metaphor of birds.Moral :"When top level guys look down they see only shit. When bottom level guys look up they see only assholes."23.Corporate Lesson 23 :This is regarding importance of work life balance in your professional life.Work is a never ending process, so you have to strike a balance between family life, leisure time and your office time.Bryan Dyson, Former CEO of Coco Cola said:“Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them – Work, Family, Health, Friends and Spirit and you’re keeping all of these in the air.You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back. But the other four balls – Family, Health, Friends and Spirit – are made of glass. If you drop one of these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for it.Work efficiently during office hours and leave on time. Give the required time to your family, friends and have proper rest. Value has a value only if its value is valued.”24.Corporate Lesson 24 :An excited Kirt Womack of the Thiokol factory in Utah sprinted into his manager’s office on the first day of spring and asked if the folks on the factory floor could do something fun -- say, head outside and fly paper airplanes -- if they met their quota two hours early. The manager wrinkled his brow and vetoed the idea. Kirt persisted, “Well, then, what if we exceed our quota by 50 percent?” Figuring he had nothing to lose, the manager finally gave in.Later that day, at 1:30, the manager checked on things and found that his employees had reached 110 percent of their quota. By 3 p.m., they’d surpassed 150 percent. The airplanes were launched, laughter rang out and people frolicked (funny word, frolicked).Moral of the story: "If people are having fun at workplace, they’re going to work harder, stay longer, maintain their composure in a crisis and take better care of the organization."25. Corporate Lesson 25:There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat.One day, the horse became ill. So he called the veterinarian, who said:"Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days.I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down....Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation.The next day, they gave the horse the medicine and left.The goat approached the horse and said: “Be strong, my friend.Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep!”On the second day, they again gave the horse the medicine and left.The goat came back and said: "Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die!Come on, I'll help you get up. Let's go! One, two, three..."On the third day, they came to give the horse the medicine and the vet said:"Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise,the virus might spread and infect the other horses".After they left, the goat approached the horse and said: "Listen pal, it's now or never!Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great!Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on...... Fantastic! Run, run more!Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you're a champion...!!!"All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting:It's a miracle! My horse is cured. We must have a grand party. Let's kill the goat!!!!Moral of the Story :This Often Happens In The Workplace.Nobody truly knows which employee actually deserves the merit of success, or who's actually contributing the necessary support to make things happen.Remember LEARNING TO LIVE WITHOUT RECOGNITION IS ASKILL!!!!If anyone ever tells you that your work is unprofessional, remember:AMATEURS BUILT THE ARK [which saved all the species]andPROFESSIONALS BUILT THE TITANIC [all died tragically].26. Corporate Lesson 26:A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he saw a Dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the Dog is back again. So, he goes over to the Dog and notices he has a note in his mouth.He takes the note and it reads, "Can I have 12 Sausages and a leg of Lamb, please. The Dog has money in his mouth, as well". The butcher looks inside and, behold, a ten dollar bill. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the Dog's mouth.The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides to shut up shop and follow the Dog. The Dog is walking down the street when he comes to a level crossing. The Dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way.The Dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe at this stage. The Dog checks out the times, and then sits on one of the seats provided. Along comes a bus. The Dog walks around to the front, looks at the number, and goes back to his seat. Another bus comes. Again the Dog goes and looks at the number, notices it's the right bus, and climbs on.The butcher, by now, open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus. The bus travels through the town and out into the suburbs, the Dog looking at the scenery. Eventually he gets up, and moves to the front of the bus. He stands on 2 back paws and pushes the button to stop the bus. Then he gets off, his groceries still in his mouth. Well, Dog and butcher are walking along the road, and then the Dog turns into a house.He walks up the path, and drops the groceries on the step. Then he walks back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself against the door. He goes back down the path, runs up to the door and again, it throws himself against it.There's no answer at the house, so the Dog goes back down the path, jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden. He gets to the window, and beats his head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door.The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the Dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him.The butcher runs up, and stops the guy. "What in heaven's name are you doing? The Dog is a genius. He could be on TV!" to which the guy responds: "You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid Dog's forgotten his key."Moral of the Story:You may continue to exceed onlookers' expectations but shall always fall short of the boss's expectations! It's a Dog's life after all.27.Corporate Lesson 27:A mother and a baby camel were lying around, and suddenly the baby camel asked, “mother, may I ask you some questions? Mother said, “Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you? Baby said, “Why do camels have humps?” Mother said “Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are known to survive without water”. Baby said, “Okay, then why are our legs long and our feet rounded?” Mother said, “Son, obviously they are meant for walking in the desert. You know with these legs I can move around the desert better than anyone does!” Baby said, “Okay, then why are our eyelashes long? Sometimes it bothers my sight”. Mother with pride said, “My son, those long thick eyelashes are your protective cover. They help to protect your eyes from the desert sand and wind”.Baby after thinking said, “I see. So the hump is to store water when we are in the desert, the legs are for walking through the desert and these eye lashes protect my eyes from the desert then what in god’s name are we doing here in the Zoo!?”Moral of the Story:Skills, knowledge, abilities and experiences are only useful if you are at the right place.28.Corporate Lesson 28:Once upon a time the lion , the king of the forest had grown old and sick and was lying in his cave. All the animals, except for the fox, had come to visit their king and enquiring about his health. The wolf seized this opportunity to denounce the fox in front of the lion, complaining that the fox showed no respect for the lion, who was the common master of them all. Indeed, the fox had not even come to pay the ailing lion a visit! The fox arrived just in time to hear the end of the wolf's speech. The lion roared at the fox, but the fox asked for a chance to explain herself. 'After all,' said the fox, 'which one of all the animals assembled here has helped you as I have, travelling all over the forests in the world in order to seek out and discover an appropriate herbal remedy for your illness? And I got it atlast majesty he overwhelmed with joy. The lion ordered the fox to describe the remedy immediately, and the fox replied, 'You must flay a living wolf and wrap yourself in his skin while it is still warm.The lion suddenly got the energy roared and killed the wolf instantly. When the wolf had been killed, the fox laughed and said, 'It is better you shut your mouth when talking to the boss and don’t try to ruin the team for selfish motive.Moral of the Story:Someone who plots against his fellow team by short circuiting cock and bull stories to the boss falls into his own trap.29. Corporate Lesson 29:Its a Fine Sunny Day In The Forest And A Rabbit Is Sitting Outside His Burrow, Tippy-Tapping On His Typewriter.. Along Comes A Fox, Out For A Walk.Fox: "What Are You Working On?"Rabbit: "My Thesis."Fox: "Hmm... What Is It About?"Rabbit: "Oh, I`M Writing About How Rabbits Eat Foxes."Fox: "That`S Ridiculous ! Any Fool Knows That Rabbits Don`T Eat Foxes!"Rabbit: "Come With Me And I`Ll Show You!"They Both Disappear Into The Rabbit`S Burrow. After Few Minutes, Gnawing On A Fox Bone, The Rabbit Returns To His Typewriter And Resumes Typing.Soon A Wolf Comes Along And Stops To Watch The Hardworking Rabbit.Wolf: "What`S That You Are Writing?"Rabbit: "I`M Doing A Thesis On How Rabbits Eat Wolves."Wolf: "You Don`T Expect To Get Such Rubbish Published, Do You?"Rabbit: "No Problem. Do You Want To See Why?"The Rabbit And The Wolf Go Into The Burrow And Again The Rabbit Returns By Himself, After A Few Minutes, And Goes Back To Typing.Finally A Bear Comes Along And Asks, "What Are You Doing?Rabbit: "I`M Doing A Thesis On How Rabbits Eat Bears."Bear: "Well That`S Absurd ! "Rabbit: "Come Into My Home And I`Ll Show You"Scene :As They Enter The Burrow, The Rabbit Introduces The Bear To The Lion.Moral of the Story:It doesn't matter how bad your performance is,what matters is whether your boss like it or not.30.Corporate Lesson 30:A village farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock as part of his egg and chicken business. These days, he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently. As a routine, the farmer bought another young cock from the market to increase his business productivity. On arrival of the yong, old cock started calmly talking to enthusiastic dashing young cock.....Old cock: Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity...and make our owner proud of 'US'.Young cock: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired and gone by this time.Old cock: Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some?Young cock: No!! No!! …Not even one, .. now onward all of them will be mine.Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition… and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen…. and if I lose you will have all.Young cock: OKKK.. What kind of competition?Old cock: 50 meters run… from here to that tree….. But due to my age, I hope you allow me,.. to start off the first 10 meters.Young cock: No problem !Old cock: Good ….We will compete tomorrow morning, when our owner is around, so that he can see the result...In the morning the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off & when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark ……the Young cock chases him with all his might…… Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock's back in a matter of seconds......Suddenly ..."BANG"!!!...Before Young cock could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer ...who cursed: ..."Hell" .....This is the 5th GAY cock I've bought this month."Moral of the Story:1. Experience matters.2. Watchout for corporate politics.P.S: Thank you for reading all the way.