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Yes, I believe I have had a sign as a matter of facts several signs. This, I have posted here before so I copy it in.It is a long insert.In 1996 our daughter Janne was hit by a car and killed. This happened in Copenhagen. The first year and a half after her death I had quite a few unexplainable experiences, which occurred frequently especially when I was “down in the dark hole.”Four years after her death my wife, Ilse and I had a powerful experience, when Dea – who was a friend of Janne – came to visit. She brought us a tape-recording from her mother, Lis. Dea’s mother had through a friend been told that a Scottish lady, who is a medium, was coming to town. Dea’s mother had booked a séance with the Scottish lady, to come into contact with her mother. During the séance the conversation suddenly took an unexpected turn. The medium said amongst other things:- Your daughter is her name Joanna or Janna?- No her name is Dea. Short pause.- Who was Joanna, Janna, Janne? She says; “I miss her.” It’s your daughter she’s talking about.- My daughter had a friend who was called Janne. She died in a car accident.- Lis, your mother has brought Janne because she needs a little help. Did she die two years ago?– No, I think it was four years ago.- She says it was not long ago. Your mother has helped her to understand where she is. She says “I did not suffer.” This has been a great worry to her mother and her family. Was she killed in a car accident, where there was a car and a bicycle? I can see the wheels. And she says “A car and a bicycle.”– Yes, she was riding her bike when a car hit her.- She says the transition was very quick: “I left my body just before it was hit; only my body was hit.” It is of great importance to her that this message gets through to her parents, as they have grieved tremendously and had many worries about whether she suffered. I can feel where her body was hit. Do you know if she died straight away?- Yes, she did.- She says that some time before she died she started to give some of her things away, because she knew she would not need them.- I get the word “nurse,” was she training to become a nurse?– No, she was training to become a doctor’s secretary.-This wonderful girl Janne says “Thank you for letting me through. Your mother brought me here. You have no idea how difficult it is to communicate. Your mother helped me.” There is something about a young man. Do you know if Janne had a boyfriend?- Yes, I think so.- She has been trying to contact him. She would very much like to contact her parents to tell them that she still exists, they just cannot see her. If you see her parents will you please give them this message from her?- Yes.- It was very important for her to get through, because she never got the chance to say goodbye.Never before had we received a message, which moved us as deeply as this one did, because the Scottish medium had never heard about either Janne or the accident.Clairvoyant - Marion Dampier-JeansAmongst the messages we received from the Scottish medium, was also an encouragement to contact a medium ourselves. During a visit to London in the autumn of 2001, we had the first opportunity to do this. At this time, we feel the need to stress: That we had not previous met Marion That we gave her no information prior to the séance That we, during the séance, only confirmed or denied Marion’s information This is a short summary from our sitting .Soft and tranquil music is playing in the background. We are sitting in Marion’s comfortable living room. Marion exclaims: - Yes, I hear you Turned towards us, Marion says: - There is a young girl who would like to get through. The back of my head hurts, and so does my right upper arm. There is something about a hospital; did somebody die in a hospital?- No, we answered. Marion continues: - I feel a jolt on my right side; something has hit her. She says; “I did not suffer, I left my body quickly.” She is very sorry that she never got to say goodbye. She says; “The accident was not my fault – nobody is to blame.” Did you go to a hospital to identify her?- Yes, we went to a hospital to identify her.- There is something about food, did she just eat, or was she unable to eat anything?- She had been visiting a friend and had eaten dinner there.- There were several people around her when she died. Not the ones in the car but some other people. Did you know this?- No, we didn’t know this but it is possible. - You were there when she was laid in the coffin. You put a lot of things into the coffin with her. They were put on both sides of her. She laughs and says; “They almost stuffed it down around me. It is still with me.” You also put something very personal inside that she cared a lot about. Amongst the things put there were some letters. There was a pressed flower in one of these letters. Did you know this?- No, we didn't know what was in the letters. They were put in with all the things that had been placed at the scene of the accident. Among other things there were quite a few teddy bears. The personal item could be one of her own teddies or her silk sheets which she liked a lot.- Who is named Åse?- That doesn’t ring any bells.(Åse is not a common name anymore, but was used in the old days).- But there is an Åse because I keep getting the name so she must be there. Remember to ask Janne’s friends when you get home. Apparently, it is important.- Who is Marianne? - That does not ring any bells either. - Was your daughter good at English? Some of the information is delivered to me in English.- Yes she was.- What was the name of your daughter?- Her name was Janne.- It is possible that I have picked up the name Marianne instead of Janne. You have a very large picture of her on the wall in your living room, almost like a painting. It feels like she is following you with her eyes when you walk around the room.- Yes that it correct.- She is singing a song now. It is the Danish song; “I Østen stiger solen op.” Does that mean anything to you?- Yes she practiced singing it a lot when she was training for her entrance examination at the music school.- You have either a cat or a dog at home. It’s sick; there is something wrong with its liver. You have to prepare yourself that it won’t be around for much longer. Janne will receive it when it crosses over, because animals go to the other side too. - Yes that’s true our cat has a sick liver, it is on diet foods.- She is talking about her grave now; you have a candle burning there.- Yes.- Some of her friends have placed different things on the grave, not that long ago something very beautiful was placed there along with a wreath or a heart. That brought great joy to her.- Yes that’s correct. A very beautiful poem was laid down along with a wreath and a teddy bear.- There is something about her room. What have you done to her room?- We have moved her belongings to another room.- She laughs and says: “All my things are still there.”- Yes they are still there.- She says it will be her birthday soon.- Yes, in twelve days.- Kjeld did Janne owe you money?- No.- What is it then, with the twenty-five Danish crowns?Ilse smiles and answers; - On the last night as Janne was leaving, she came up to me and said; “Mum I didn’t get to the bank today and I don’t have any cash. Can you lend me some change?” I had twenty-five crowns on me, which I gave her.After our visit at Marion’s we asked several of Janne´s acquaintances if the name Åse meant anything to them but without result. One evening Janne´s friend Dea came visiting.- Does the name Åse mean anything to you? Ilse asked.- Yes, Dea answered. That was my grandmother. She was the one who helped Janne send you a greeting through the Scottish medium.A couple of months after our visit to Marion we had to have Janne´s cat “Jaymiz” put to sleep, due to its illness.Clairvoyant - Nita Saunders (Scottish medium)In the early spring of 2003 we had our first opportunity to visit the Scottish medium. (3 years after we received the tape from Dea) Nita neither speaks nor understands it. And she didn’t receive any information prior to the séance either. Just as we only confirmed or denied Nita’s information during the séance. Before we left home we talked about bringing something which had belonged to Janne with us. Ilse found her gold bracelet and a small gold crucifix but eventually decided only to bring two photographs of Janne, which she had in her purse. The sitting, which lasted about an hour, was taped and this is a short excerpt;Nita started by telling us that she had been concentrating on the upcoming sitting for about 15 minutes before we arrived. There had been 4 spirits present, of whom one was a young person, who had a wonderful radiation of the color pink. This person was in very high spirits and eager to get through.- Yes, you have a child in the spiritual world. Have you lost a daughter? - Yes. - In her room lies – either on a chair or on her bed – a large teddy bear, not a real teddy bear but more like an animal. She says; “It’s still there.”- Yes on her bed is a large walrus teddy.- She is talking about some new clothes she has just bought, which she was wearing when the accident happened. Had she just bought a new T-shirt?- Yes she was wearing it.- She was annoyed that it had been ruined by blood. She says; “Mum spoke to Christine the other morning and I was with you.” Who is Christine?- It is her cousin and yes it’s true, I meet and talked to Christine the other morning. - You have recently looked at some old pictures she painted as a child.- Yes we had them framed and hung them on the wall. - She says; “There are so many pictures of me in the apartment but I’m alone in all of them. There are none with the three of us together.” You have a picture, which was taken on a holiday – a snap shot with the three of you together. You have to put it in the small frame with gold edging. Where do you have a small frame with gold edging? - It is in our kitchen. - She asks me to thank you for all the candles that have been lit for her. Shortly before your daughter died, she knew that something big was going to happen. Dad’s grandmother received her. She recognized her from pictures she had seen previously. She also says; “And then I saw Michael.” Who is Michael?- It doesn’t mean anything to us. *- She knew Michael when she was younger but then he disappeared out of my life she says. - We don’t know.* Michael could be a boy around Janne´s age. They were playmates when they were about 6 – 8 years old. At some time, Michael and his family moved from the area. We have later been told that Michael died when he was about 16 years old.- She says; “I didn’t feel any pain and I wasn’t afraid. I asked Dad’s Grandmother where we were going to and she said that we were going home.” Was she hit by a car?- Yes.- Do you know if she was killed instantly?- Yes she was.- She tells me that there was a memorial service at the school she used to attend. She was very pleased by this. There is something about a house that you considered selling. She is happy that you didn’t do it. Did you have a dog or a cat? - Yes, we had a cat. - She says; “It’s with me right now.”- Yes we are sure about that. Nita stretches out her hand and shows Ilse a gold bracelet and says: - Your daughter says that you have one just like it and that you have a gold crucifix too. She says that you have them but the real ones are with her. She also says; “I had a good life but my time with you was over. It was not an accident but my time had come to an end. I had no control over what happened. There is a time to be born – and a time to die and no one can change that.” You have a lot of her toys. Amongst other things you have a doll sitting somewhere and you have a piano in your living room on which she used to play.- Yes, that is all correct.- Shortly after her death you went on vacation to Venice and a couple of other places. “I was with you,” she says.- Yes we went camping to Venice and some other places.- Who is Anne? - That doesn’t mean anything to us.- What was your daughters’ name? - Her name was Janne.- Oh I’m sorry. I heard it as Anne. It can be difficult to get hold of names sometimes because their communication is so unbelievably fast compared to ours. She thanks you for her grave being so beautiful. There is a tree at one side of the grave; it blooms in spring with some very beautiful flowers.- Yes it’s a Japanese Cherry tree.- She says; “I’m not there but it’s my little garden.”- We know that she is not there.- She says she likes what you have done with the bathroom. What have you done?- We had it modernized last year and we had the walls painted in a color that she liked.- And Mum has got a new bedspread, it’s very pretty.- Ilse laughs and answers “Yes I changed the bedspread last year.”- She also tells that you were met with a lot of sympathy from a lot of people when she died. Your home was filled with flowers on the days after her death. She says; “It looked like a florist’s”.- Yes, our living room was filled with flowers.- Janne loved flowers because they are pure spirit and it’s easier for a spirit to visit places where there are living flowers.Where Janne is now, she is working as a kind of nurse to help those who have recently died and who don’t know that they are dead. And also, those who have come over very weak and who need recreation. She is in a kind of a hospital or convalescent home, which is made of rocks that can breathe and it contains all the colors there exist. She says; “It's so wonderful to be able to explain to them that they are not dead but simply living in a different world.” Janne goes to concerts too, she loves music. It is known that many great musicians have passed over to the other side and they still like to play. And the tickets here are free, she says laughing. She also says "Thank you” for the words you have written in her memory. Where did you write her name? - We have written a book. - Yes, it is a book and with it you help others. Through your book you have contact with others who have also lost a child. Amongst them you have come in contact with a person whose son died from a drug overdose. It was not an accident. Somebody had to learn from his death so that they could meet at the same level later on. There are different levels on the other side. To be able to meet you have to be on the same level. You can compare it to that rich and poor on Earth do not socialize because they are not on the same level.- Yes amongst others we are in touch with a person whose son died from a drug overdose.- Everybody who dies young gives generously from themselves, so that others can learn, the death of all children is a lesson to others. Nothing is a coincidence. The young man, who drove the car, which killed Janne, had an agreement that he would help in the right time and the right place. You see everything is very complex but still very simple. You are here now to help others and you receive a lot of help from the other side. Janne died so that you could learn, and so that the three of you can meet at the same level later on. She is a very old and a very beautiful soul. Your daughter has a great sense of humor. She says that there were two police officers at your apartment shortly after the accident and that one of the officers was young. “He was good looking,” she says. “Dad has given up smoking,” says Janne. She is pleased because she did not like the smell. But you still have an ashtray on the table.- Yes, I gave it up a couple of years ago. And yes, we still keep the ashtray on the table for our visitors.- She talks about receiving a card for her birthday.- Kjeld’s brother and sister-in-law place flowers on her grave for her birthday and such days. There is a card for Janne with the flowers. - She says "Thank you, I receive it." - You went to church at Christmas and you lit a candle for her. It made her very happy. - Yes we were in a church where we took part in a very beautiful memorial service shortly before Christmas, which had been arranged by the Parent Association “We have lost a child,” and each couple lit a candle for their child.- How is your leg Dad, did you fall on the stairs? - Yes, I fell on some stone stairs a couple of weeks ago, but I am fine now – Thank you. - And how is your hair Mum? - It is fine again - Does one of you have a brother or a sister that has had cancer? - No, it’s me. I had Radio- and chemotherapy.- Now I understand why she asked about your hair.She says that your cancer has cleared up now. It happened after the accident because then – in your sub consciousness – you absolutely did not care whether you lived or not. But it was important that you finished your life and Janne sent many doctors and healers to you. - Did you ever hear the doorbell ring without anyone being there?- Yes, it has happened a couple of times. - You have also had sounds coming from your kitchen. Janne says; “Am I smart or am I just smart”?- I do not believe what I hear – this is incredibly – Yes, we have had a lot of sounds from the kitchen. When Janne was at school she sometimes used the phrase; “Am I smart or am I just smart.”Turned towards Ilse, Nita says the following; - She tells me that you have two photographs in your purse that you would like to show me. After I showed Nita the pictures she says; - Janne is asking you to buy a bunch of tulips and a bunch of daffodils on the way home. Put the two bunches in the same vase. She says; “Dad will have to pay for the flowers but they are from me.”DevelopmentIn the first four years after Janne’s death, we thought sometimes; “will we receive a message from Janne, if we contact a medium”? We were a little bit skeptical, and we would probably have continued in being so if we hadn’t been given “a shove.”When we received the first very precise message from Janne, about four years after her death, through Dea’s mother and the Scottish medium Nita Saunders, Janne gave us the impression that it was difficult for her to communicate with the physical world. Nita heard the word “nurse” in a communication, and asked if Janne had been working as a nurse. During our visit with Marion Dampier-Jeans, we sensed a development in Janne compared to the first message. At our meeting with Nita Saunders – seven years after Janne’s death – we clearly sensed that a further development had taken place. The communication flowed quickly and with an incredible amount of details, for instance about what had just happened at our place. And we were told that Janne was now occupied as a “kind of nurse,” the word, which in the first message had made no sense at all. Nita Saunders finished off by saying that it was always a pleasure communicating with young people because they were always surrounded by so much energy. To us these messages have a priceless value. They have been of tremendous help – getting us through our grief.��
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In 1996 our daughter Janne was hit by a car and killed. this happened in Denmark. In the first year and a half after her death I had quite a few unexplainable experiences, which occurred frequently especially when I was “down in the dark hole.”Four years after Janne’s death we had a powerful experience, when Dea – who was a friend of Janne's – came to visit. She brought us a tape-recording from her mother, Lis. Dea’s mother had through a friend been told that a Scottish lady, who is a medium, was coming to town. Dea’s mother had booked a séance with the Scottish lady, to come into contact with her mother. During the séance the conversation suddenly took an unexpected turn. The medium said amongst other things: - Your daughter is her name Joanna or Janna? - No her name is Dea. Short pause. - Who was Joanna, Janna, Janne? She says; “I miss her.” It’s your daughter she’s talking about. - My daughter had a friend who was called Janne. She died in a car accident. - Lis, your mother has brought Janne because she needs a little help. Did she die two years ago? - No I think it was four years ago. - She says it was not long ago. Your mother has helped her to understand where she is. She says “I did not suffer.” This has been a great worry to her mother and her family. Was she killed in a car accident, where there was a car and a bicycle? I can see the wheels. And she says “A car and a bicycle.” - Yes she was riding her bike when a car hit her. - She says the transition was very quick: “I left my body just before it was hit; only my body was hit.” It is of great importance to her that this message gets through to her parents, as they have grieved tremendously and had many worries about whether she suffered. I can feel where her body was hit. Do you know if she died straight away? - Yes, she did.- She says that some time before she died she started to give some of her things away, because she knew she would not need them. - I get the word “nurse,” was she training to become a nurse? - No. This wonderful girl Janne says “Thank you for letting me through. Your mother brought me here. You have no idea how difficult it is to communicate. Your mother helped me.” There is something about a young man. Do you know if Janne had a boyfriend? - Yes, I think so. - She has been trying to contact him. She would very much like to contact her parents to tell them that she still exists, they just cannot see her. If you see her parents will you please give them this message from her? - Yes. - It was very important for her to get through, because she never got the chance to say goodbye.Never before had we received a message, which moved us as deeply as this one did, because the Scottish medium had never heard about either Janne or the accident.Clairvoyant - Marion Dampier-JeansAmongst the messages we received from the Scottish medium, was also an encouragement to contact a medium ourselves. During a visit to London in the autumn of 2001, we had the first opportunity to do this. We visited Marion Dampier-Jeans, who is Danish born but has been living in England for more than thirty years. Marion is a well-known and also very well acknowledged spiritualist medium in England. At this time, we feel the need to stress: That we had not previous met Marion That we gave her no information prior to the séance That we, during the séance, only confirmed or denied Marion’s information This is a short summary from our sitting.Soft and tranquil music is playing in the background. We are sitting in Marion’s comfortable living room. Marion exclaims: - Yes, I hear you Turned towards us, Marion says: - There is a young girl who would like to get through. The back of my head hurts, and so does my right upper arm. There is something about a hospital; did somebody die in a hospital?- No, we answered. Marion continues: - I feel a jolt on my right side; something has hit her. She says; “I did not suffer, I left my body quickly.” She is very sorry that she never got to say goodbye. She says; “The accident was not my fault – nobody is to blame.” Did you go to a hospital to identify her?- Yes, we went to a hospital to identify her.- There is something about food, did she just eat, or was she unable to eat anything?- She had been visiting a friend and had eaten dinner there.- There were several people around her when she died. Not the ones in the car but some other people. Did you know this?- No, we didn’t know this but it is possible. - You were there when she was laid in the coffin. You put a lot of things into the coffin with her. They were put on both sides of her. She laughs and says; “They almost stuffed it down around me. It is still with me.” You also put something very personal inside that she cared a lot about. Amongst the things put there were some letters. There was a pressed flower in one of these letters. Did you know this?- No, we didn't know what was in the letters. They were put in with all the things that had been placed at the scene of the accident. Among other things, there were quite a few teddy bears. The personal item could be one of her own teddies or her silk sheets which she liked a lot.- Who is named Åse?- That doesn’t ring any bells.(Åse is not a common name anymore, but was used in the old days).- But there is an Åse because I keep getting the name so she must be there. Remember to ask Janne’s friends when you get home. Apparently, it is important.- Who is Marianne? - That does not ring any bells either. - Was your daughter good at English? Some of the information is delivered to me in English.- Yes she was.- What was the name of your daughter?- Her name was Janne.- It is possible that I have picked up the name Marianne instead of Janne (my name is Janne = Marianne). You have a very large picture of her on the wall in your living room, almost like a painting. It feels like she is following you with her eyes when you walk around the room.- Yes that it correct.- She is singing a song now. It is the Danish song; “I Østen stiger solen op.” Does that mean anything to you?- Yes, she practiced singing it a lot when she was training for her entrance examination at the music school.- You have either a cat or a dog at home. It’s sick; there is something wrong with its liver. You have to prepare yourself that it won’t be around for much longer. Janne will receive it when it crosses over because animals go to the other side too. - Yes that’s true our cat has a sick liver, it is on diet foods.- She is talking about her grave now; you have a candle burning there.- Yes.- Some of her friends have placed different things on the grave, not that long ago something very beautiful was placed there along with a wreath or a heart. That brought great joy to her.- Yes, that’s correct. A very beautiful poem was laid down along with a wreath and a teddy bear.Translated:“Roses can wither and beauty can pass but the memory of you will always be there.”- There is something about her room. What have you done to her room?- We have moved her belongings to another room.- She laughs and says: “All my things are still there.”- Yes, they are still there.- She says it will be her birthday soon.- Yes, in twelve days.- Kjeld did Janne owe you money?- No.- What is it then, with the twenty-five Danish crowns? Ilse smiles and answers;- On the last night as Janne was leaving, she came up to me and said; “Mum I didn’t get to the bank today and I don’t have any cash. Can you lend me some change?” I had twenty-five crowns on me, which I gave her.After our visit at Marion’s, we asked several of Janne´s acquaintances if the name Åse meant anything to them but without result. One evening Janne´s friend Dea came visiting.- Does the name Åse mean anything to you? Ilse asked.- Yes, Dea answered. That was my grandmother. She was the one who helped Janne send you a greeting through the Scottish medium.A couple of months after our visit to Marion we had to have Janne´s cat “Jaymiz” put to sleep, due to its illness.Clairvoyant - Nita Saunders (Scottish medium)In the early spring of 2003, we had our first opportunity to visit the Scottish medium. Her name is Nita Saunders. Nita neither speaks nor understands Danish. As was the case with Marion Dampier-Jeans, Nita Saunders didn’t receive any information prior to the séance either. Just as we only confirmed or denied Nita’s information during the séance. Before we left home we talked about bringing something which had belonged to Janne with us. Ilse found her gold bracelet and a small gold crucifix but eventually decided only to bring two photographs of Janne, which she had in her purse. The sitting, which lasted about an hour, was taped and this is a short excerpt;Nita started by telling us that she had been concentrating on the upcoming sitting for about 15 minutes before we arrived. There had been 4 spirits present, of whom one was a young person, who had wonderful radiation of the color pink. This person was in very high spirits and eager to get through.- Yes, you have a child in the spiritual world. Have you lost a daughter? - Yes. - In her room lies – either on a chair or on her bed – a large teddy bear, not a real teddy bear but more like an animal. She says; “It’s still there.”- Yes on her bed is a large walrus teddy.- She is talking about some new clothes she has just bought, which she was wearing when the accident happened. Had she just bought a new T-shirt?- Yes, she was wearing it.- She was annoyed that it had been ruined by blood. She says; “Mum spoke to Christine the other morning and I was with you.” Who is Christine?- It is her cousin and yes it’s true, I meet and talked to Christine the other morning. - You have recently looked at some old pictures she painted as a child.- Yes, we had them framed and hung them on the wall. - She says; “There are so many pictures of me in the apartment but I’m alone in all of them. There are none with the three of us together.” You have a picture, which was taken on a holiday – a snapshot with the three of you together. You have to put it in the small frame with gold edging. Where do you have a small frame with gold edging? - It is in our kitchen. - She asks me to thank you for all the candles that have been lit for her. Shortly before your daughter died, she knew that something big was going to happen. Dad’s grandmother received her. She recognized her from pictures she had seen previously. She also says; “And then I saw Michael.” Who is Michael?- It doesn’t mean anything to us. *- She knew Michael when she was younger but then he disappeared out of my life she says. - We don’t know.* Michael could be a boy around Janne´s age. They were playmates when they were about 6 – 8 years old. At some time, Michael and his family moved from the area. We have later been told that Michael died when he was about 16 years old.- She says; “I didn’t feel any pain and I wasn’t afraid. I asked Dad’s Grandmother where we were going to and she said that we were going home.” Was she hit by a car?- Yes.- Do you know if she was killed instantly?- Yes, she was.- She tells me that there was a memorial service at the school she used to attend. She was very pleased with this. There is something about a house that you considered selling. She is happy that you didn’t do it. Did you have a dog or a cat? - Yes, we had a cat. - She says; “It’s with me right now.”- Yes, we are sure about that. Nita stretches out her hand and shows Ilse a gold bracelet and says: - Your daughter says that you have one just like it and that you have a gold crucifix too. She says that you have them but the real ones are with her. She also says; “I had a good life but my time with you was over. It was not an accident but my time had come to an end. I had no control over what happened. There is a time to be born – and a time to die and no one can change that.” You have a lot of her toys. Amongst other things you have a doll sitting somewhere and you have a piano in your living room on which she used to play.- Yes, that is all correct.- Shortly after her death, you went on vacation to Venice and a couple of other places. “I was with you,” she says.- Yes, we went camping in Venice and some other places.- Who is Anne? - That doesn’t mean anything to us.- What was your daughters’ name? - Her name was Janne.- Oh, I’m sorry. I heard it as Anne. It can be difficult to get hold of names sometimes because their communication is so unbelievably fast compared to ours. She thanks you for her grave being so beautiful. There is a tree at one side of the grave; it blooms in spring with some very beautiful flowers.- Yes, it’s a Japanese Cherry tree.- She says; “I’m not there but it’s my little garden.”- We know that she is not there.- She says she likes what you have done with the bathroom. What have you done?- We had it modernized last year and we had the walls painted in a color that she liked.- And Mum has got a new bedspread, it’s very pretty.- Ilse laughs and answers “Yes I changed the bedspread last year.”- She also tells that you were met with a lot of sympathy from a lot of people when she died. Your home was filled with flowers on the days after her death. She says; “It looked like a florist’s”.- Yes, our living room was filled with flowers.- Janne loved flowers because they are pure spirit and it’s easier for a spirit to visit places where there are living flowers.Where Janne is now, she is working as a kind of nurse to help those who have recently died and who don’t know that they are dead. And also, those who have come over very weak and who need recreation. She is in a kind of a hospital or convalescent home, which is made of rocks that can breathe and it contains all the colors there exist. She says; “It's so wonderful to be able to explain to them that they are not dead but simply living in a different world.” Janne goes to concerts too, she loves music. It is known that many great musicians have passed over to the other side and they still like to play. And the tickets here are free, she says laughing. She also says "Thank you” for the words you have written in her memory. Where did you write her name? - We have written a book. - Yes, it is a book and with it, you help others. Through your book, you have contact with others who have also lost a child. Amongst them, you have come in contact with a person whose son died from a drug overdose. It was not an accident. Somebody had to learn from his death so that they could meet at the same level later on. There are different levels on the other side. To be able to meet you have to be on the same level. You can compare it to that rich and poor on Earth do not socialize because they are not on the same level.- Yes amongst others we are in touch with a person whose son died from a drug overdose.- Everybody who dies young gives generously from themselves so that others can learn, the death of all children is a lesson to others. Nothing is a coincidence. The young man, who drove the car, which killed Janne, had an agreement that he would help in the right time and the right place. You see everything is very complex but still very simple. You are here now to help others and you receive a lot of help from the other side. Janne died so that you could learn, and so that the three of you can meet at the same level later on. She is a very old and very beautiful soul. Your daughter has a great sense of humor. She says that there were two police officers at your apartment shortly after the accident and that one of the officers was young. “He was good looking,” she says. “Dad has given up smoking,” says Janne. She is pleased because she did not like the smell. But you still have an ashtray on the table.- Yes, I gave it up a couple of years ago. And yes, we still keep the ashtray on the table for our visitors.- She talks about receiving a card for her birthday.- Kjeld’s brother and sister-in-law place flowers on her grave for her birthday and such days. There is a card for Janne with the flowers. - She says "Thank you, I receive it." - You went to church at Christmas and you lit a candle for her. It made her very happy. - Yes, we were in a church where we took part in a very beautiful memorial service shortly before Christmas, which had been arranged by the Parent Association “We have lost a child,” and each couple lit a candle for their child.- How is your leg Dad, did you fall on the stairs? - Yes, I fell on some stone stairs a couple of weeks ago, but I am fine now – Thank you. - And how is your hair Mum? - It is fine again - Does one of you have a brother or a sister that has had cancer? - No, it’s me. I had Radio- and chemotherapy.- Now I understand why she asked about your hair.She says that your cancer has cleared up now. It happened after the accident because then – in your subconsciousness – you absolutely did not care whether you lived or not. But it was important that you finished your life and Janne sent many doctors and healers to you. - Did you ever hear the doorbell ring without anyone being there?- Yes, it has happened a couple of times. - You have also had sounds coming from your kitchen. Janne says; “Am I smart or am I just smart”?- I do not believe what I hear – this is incredible – Yes, we have had a lot of sounds from the kitchen. When Janne was at school she sometimes used the phrase; “Am I smart or am I just smart.”Turned towards Ilse, Nita says the following; - She tells me that you have two photographs in your purse that you would like to show me. After I showed Nita the pictures she says; - Janne is asking you to buy a bunch of tulips and a bunch of daffodils on the way home. Put the two bunches in the same vase. She says; “Dad will have to pay for the flowers but they are from me.”DevelopmentIn the first four years after Janne’s death, we thought sometimes; “will we receive a message from Janne, if we contact a medium”? We were a little bit skeptical, and we would probably have continued in being so if we hadn’t been given “a shove.”When we received the first very precise message from Janne, about four years after her death, through Dea’s mother and the Scottish medium Nita Saunders, Janne gave us the impression that it was difficult for her to communicate with the physical world. Nita heard the word “nurse” in communication, and asked if Janne had been working as a nurse. During our visit with Marion Dampier-Jeans, we sensed a development in Janne compared to the first message. At our meeting with Nita Saunders – seven years after Janne’s death – we clearly sensed that further development had taken place. The communication flowed quickly and with an incredible amount of details, for instance about what had just happened at our place. And we were told that Janne was now occupied as a “kind of nurse,” the word, which in the first message had made no sense at all. Nita Saunders finished off by saying that it was always a pleasure communicating with young people because they were always surrounded by so much energy. To us, these messages have a priceless value. They have been of tremendous help – getting us through our grief.Clairvoyant - Billy Cook (English medium)In the spring of 2004 I read in a magazine called; “Horoscope” that the English medium Billy Cook was in Copenhagen. I called his contact to make an appointment. The contact told me that there were two free appointments on the following day and that we would see him separately. As before, the sitting was taped and of course, Billy Cook received no prior information either. We presented two very short résumés, with Kjeld being the first to meet Billy Cook.- There is an elderly lady here; she is not that tall but a bit plump. I am being told that she is your grandmother. Was she like a mother to you? - Yes, I grew up with my grandparents and the description of her fits. - You have an interest in the spiritual world. Did you write a book?- Yes.- There is a new book on the way!- Yes and no. I am in the process of editing the second edition of the book.- Who lost a child?- We did.- There is a young girl coming through now. Your grandmother knew her. You have a photograph of your grandmother holding her in her arms.- Yes, that is correct. It was taken at her christening – a month before my grandmother died.- Who is Anne?- My daughter’s name was Janne.- Ok. It is hard to tell the difference. She was a smart girl and very liked. A girl with a love of order, and a girl who now and again needed to withdraw herself to be alone.- Yes, that’s correct.- Who is Kirsten? - It could be a colleague.- That makes sense. She sends greetings to Kirsten. - Did a car hit Janne?- Yes.- It was particularly her head that was badly injured.- Yes.- You have been to Italy camping after her death. She tells me she was with you.- Yes, we have been told that before.- She was very fond of animals. Did you have a cat because I get a picture of her holding a cat?- Yes.- Could Janne on occasion be a bit impatient?- Yes.- She says; ”So can you.”- Yes, I have to admit that.- Was Janne good at working with computers?- Yes.- Are you good at it too?- Yes, I think I am reasonably good.- She says she was better than you are. Kjeld laughs and answers; “Yes she definitely was.”- The book that you are writing on is about your daughter. It has the purpose of helping other people who are grieving. She says: Thank you.Shortly after I have left the sitting, Ilse arrived.- Janne is still here but she is with your mother. Your mother thanks you for dinner and asks you to remember her like she was. ” Please don’t remember me as the old fragile lady. My legs were hurting and I could not eat. That wasn’t me.” She also thanks you for taking good care of her. Janne was an elegant girl who had spiritual ideas.- Yes, that is true.- There is an object in your living room that used to belong to Janne – something about ”a funny toy” or something about ”funny hair.”- Yes, we have Janne’s old cabbage patch doll sitting in our living room.- Who in your family wants to visit Australia?- My husband would like to visit Australia because he lived there when he was young.- Was Janne on a diet before she died?- Yes, she was.- There is a lot of humor in Janne, she says: “You have given up.” Ilse laughs.- Who had the prettiest funeral service? - Janne did.- Who had the white funeral service then?- My mother did.- Your mother and Janne are having a bit of a laugh about it. Janne had red roses and your mother had white roses.- Yes, that is correct.- Who is Súsanna?- It could be a girl in the spirit world but we don’t know her. We correspond with her parents.- Please tell her parents that she came through and said: "Thank you.” Because they wouldn’t visit a medium themselves.- No, possibly they wouldn’t, but I am sure the greeting will bring joy to them.- She had a tragic death. Some kind of accident, I can feel the blow.- Yes.- Súsanna says: “Please tell Mum and Dad that I’m okay.”- We will do that.- She was youngster – a teenager?- Yes.- Did a car hit her because I can feel the blow?- Yes. - Was Súsanna driving a car herself?- No, I believe it was something about an ex-boyfriend who was jealous and ran her over. *- I feel that he was intoxicated or on drugs or something like that. It makes sense out of something I told your husband earlier, that she knew the man who ran her over. Please let her parents know that she came through and that she sends them her love. - We will do that.* Susanna was driving her own car when she was hit by her ex-boyfriend.- Who is Mikkel? - It might be a young man from the spiritual world. His parents are coming to visit us tomorrow. - Mikkel asks that you bring a greeting to his parents. - We will do that.
If the United States were a high school, what type of student would your state be?
<Disclaimer to prevent collapse: This answer is entirely tongue-in-cheek satire of observed stereotypes and their interactions with other stereotypes. This is not meant to specifically offend or anger any individual, group or organization. Any similarity of any persons described herein to any specific person in real life is purely coincidental and unintended. I have personal affiliations with many of the seemingly negative descriptions in this answer and it should be taken entirely as humor. Nothing more.>Alphabetically:Alabama: The Trailer Trash. He looks 34, but he’s actually 22. Yeah, he was held back. So? He can buy beer for the other kids and he has the sweetest mullet. He’s been around the block and could tell you some stories. He gets older….they stay the same age. Alright Alright Alright.Alaska: The Outcast. The one who would rather be hunting and sleeping in a tent than hanging out in clubs with the cool kids. He’s an Eagle Scout but never mentions it. He’s the guy you want to have around if you ever get lost anywhere in nature. He and New Hampshire like to hangout and exchange survival and repair/maintenance tactics.Arizona: The Cowboy. He wears Justin riding boots, a Stetson Cowboy hat and would wear spurs if they were allowed in school. He’s of mixed Mexican/American decent and speaks both languages fluently. He’s relatively no-nonsense but enjoys hootin’ and hollerin’ with the best of ‘em. He’s occasionally seen hanging out with Alabama, Arkansas, Iowa and Mississippi.Arkansas: The Redneck. Tough, but friendly. This chick grew up with seven brothers. She knows how to dress a deer and rassle a hog; but she cleans up (or “puts on ‘er purrty”) real nice. She’s got a hell of a singing voice and frequents the local Karaoke bar to belt Reba and Shania. She’s occasionally seen hanging out with Arizona and Alabama.California: The Mean Girl. She thinks everyone should always pay attention to HER. HER opinions are the best. HER thoughts matter the most. She’s the chair-person of 46 different clubs and student unions; though many of them have only one member. She’s on Twitter, Facebook, Snapchat, WhatsApp, Reddit, Pinterest, Instagram, Kik and Tumblr literally all day. She just knows she’s better than everyone else. Everyone else is wrong, dammit! Most people abide her narcissism and arrogance but secretly hate her.Colorado: The Hippy. The outdoorsman. He can make a bong out of a potato and he aces every Advanced Calculus test. He’d be fun to hang out with if his favorite band wasn’t Phish. He has the best weed and knows the best ways to enjoy it. He’s occasionally seen hanging out with Alaska and Maine.Connecticut: The Rich Kid. Not the spoiled one. The cool one. The one with all the connections. This guy knows the bouncers at every bar, the salesmen at every store, the valets and doormen at every club. His family has been rich since the 1300s. He has at least $75,000 in cash on him at all times. He drives a custom 1983 Bentley Mulsanne. His name is like, Blaine or something.Delaware: The Basket Case. The one that everyone sort of ignores for fear of waking a sleeping dragon. The quiet introvert that is always staring at the ground or his sketchbook. Most people are afraid to say hi to him. His grades are mediocre. He occasionally inhales from the gas faucet in Chemistry class. His guidance counselor says he’ll make a great Pediatrician someday.Florida: The Moron. This twerp can’t figure out how to open his locker at least six times a day. He sometimes drops his pocket. He has trouble figuring out doors. He can’t tell which side of the lunch line to enter from. He’s not frenetic or panicked at all. He’s just used to it. He can’t even figure out if he’d rather hang out with Alabama, New York or New Mexico. Complete idiot. No offense. None taken.Georgia: The Gangsta Rapper. This kid is super fly (or whatever the term for that is these days). He knows everything about Rap music - past and present. He’s a tough, urban kid with some charming, rural tendencies. He’s more street-smart than book-smart, but he’s acing American History. His favorite artists are Slick Rick and Melle Mel. He’s occasionally seen hanging out with Colorado and Louisiana.Hawaii: The Hottie. The tan girl. The girl who’s always just coming back from vacation. She had a blast. Oh you shoulda been there! She’s always smiling, always positive, always motivational. She’s taken approximately infinite selfies. She’d be fun to hang out with if her favorite band wasn’t Fun. She and Maine get along great.Idaho: The Farmer. He grew up shucking corn and digging potatoes. He’s a member of 4-H and aspires to be a dairy farmer. He’s deceptively brilliant but socially inept. He brings his own boiled eggs for lunch every day. He prefers RC cola. Yes, he wears overalls.Illinois: The Mechanic. She grew up working on cars, trucks and motorcycles in her father’s garage. She successfully rebuilt a Ford Model A Victoria in under three weeks - but her feminine side isn’t lost. She’s just as comfortable in an Auto Zone as she is in a Sephora. She’s brains and brawn. She scares California and sometimes helps Florida figure out how to use the drinking fountain.Indiana: The Jock. This guy does it all. Football, basketball, baseball, soccer, hockey, wrestling, track, skiing, rugby, jai alai, tennis, surfing, body-building, archery, badminton, horse-racing, boxing, volleyball, kayaking, cricket, lacrosse, polo, swimming, squash, rowing, golf, and several others. He’s sometimes a bit over-competitive but has a soft spot for the underdog.Iowa: The Cowgirl. She loves her cornbread and biscuits, but she loves country music even more. She drives a jacked-up, diesel Ford F-750 with bales of hay in the bed. Daisy Dukes are a common fashion choice for her. She wins the blueberry pie eating contest every year. She’s occasionally seen hanging out with Arizona and Idaho.Kansas: The Mama’s Boy. This kid lives a sheltered life. He has no idea what “Rock & Roll” music is. The most violent movie he’s ever seen is Balto. He tucks his button-down shirts into his khakis every day. Yes, he wears a fanny-pack. Yes, he brings his toothbrush to school and yes, he brushes after lunch. His shoes are Velcro, he makes straight As, and is the captain of the Chess Team. He dreams of one day experiencing a “party”.Kentucky: The Moonshiner: This kid can distill 600 proof spirits from spring water. He knows the chemical ins-and-outs of almost every single booze or drug that exists. His mullet isn’t quite as sweet as Alabama’s. His meth isn’t quite as pure as Mississippi’s. and his sister isn’t quite as cute as West Virginia’s; but he can hold his own against the likes of all three.Louisiana: The Musician. This guy knows everything about all things music. Any album, any band, any song, any chord structure, any style or genre. He’s often seen hanging out and having friendly debates with Georgia and Massachusetts. Yes, he’s in the marching band. Yes, he formed a band of his own. Yes, they’re awesome. They’re a Progressive/Jazz/Metal/Hip-Hop/Bluegrass/Punk/Rap/Opera Fusion group called Chryopsys. He plays guitar.Maine: The Camp Counselor. This girl is just too much. From canoeing to rock-climbing, she’s just into it all. She always brings her Moxie and her hiking boots and she never turns down a fish-fry. She loves a good lobster joke as much as the next gal but thinks Stephen King is overrated. She enjoys telling people what to do and as long as they do it her way, it’ll be FUN FUN FUN!!! Yes, she’s best friends with Hawaii.Maryland: The Politician. She’s the class President. She has been since first grade. She’s the Honor Society President. She has been since first grade. She petitions for everything from healthier school lunches to easier-to-remember locker combinations (on Florida’s behalf). She’s currently petitioning for more petitions even though she petitioned against it last Spring. She campaigns endlessly and is always meeting with scholastic lobbyists. Her Cabinet members include Hawaii, Connecticut and Vermont. She won’t openly admit whether or not she likes New Mexico.Massachusetts: The Over-Achiever. He has a 9.6 GPA. He was voted “Most Likely To Win All The ‘Most Likely’ Categories”. He’s already received letters of early acceptance into Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Brown, Georgetown, Oxford, Cambridge, Nanyang Tech, MIT, Caltech, Stanford, Dartmouth, Juilliard, NYU and Cornell. His personal slogan is, “Better than best. Always.” He constantly gives 110%. He’s a star Mathlete yet he also runs track and has broken every record ever set by anyone ever; including Indiana. He’s the Captain of the Debate Team and has never lost a debate. Ever. Not even a music debate with Louisiana.Michigan: The Metal-Head. Every day he wears one of the same four t-shirts: Iron Maiden’s 1983 World Piece Tour; in black. Black Sabbath’s Volume 4 (cover art); in black. Def Leppard’s ‘87/’88 Hysteria Tour; in black. And Danzig II: Lucifuge; in black. He has more chains on his belt than on his bike, and more piercings in his face than in his ears. He’s occasionally seen out back with Alabama and Illinois. He takes Earth Science as a Senior. He plays drums for Chryopsys.Minnesota: The Fanatic. This guy loves stuff. From Prince to the Vikings to a big plate of Hot Dish; he LOVES stuff. He’ll go out of his way to let you know how much he loves something. If there’s something he hates, he LOVES hating it. He’s overly friendly and talkative. He LOVES friends. He LOVES talking. He’s not so fond of Wisconsin though.Mississippi: The Meth-Head. This guy makes some pure shit. I mean……just wow. He’s got the formula down PAT. His salesmanship could use some work, as could his dental hygiene; but other than that he’s a pretty friendly guy. He likes to hoot and holler as much as Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas and Iowa. He loves Kid Rock.Missouri: The Outlaw. This guy is bad news. He’s always up to something. Getting into some sort of trouble. He’s a bad influence on others; including himself. He’s the son of a cop and an IRS agent. He knows how to get away with most petty crimes, and has committed… most petty crimes. He won’t be dissuaded by authority or the threat of punishment. He’s truly a rebel.Montana: The Lone Wolf. Has to be alone to feel good. He can’t handle being surrounded by people. He has no faith in community; only in himself. If he can’t get what he needs within 36 inches of his current location, he’ll look elsewhere. He harbors no hatred toward anyone of any other belief or creed; as long as you leave him alone. He and Texas exchange silent nods of acknowledgement when they pass in the hallway. He owns guns and knows how to use them all.Nebraska: The Baller. This guy is destined for the NBA. Though white, he’s 6’-8” at age 17 and boy can he ball. His ginger hair sometimes makes girls think twice about being near him, but once you get to know him….man o man is he a jerk. He knows he’s destined for greatness. His parents have raised him to know it. He has a way of steering every conversation toward basketball. Bring up Post-its; he’ll make it about basketball. Bring up funerals; he’ll make it about basketball. Bring up whatever is literally the opposite of basketball; he’ll make it about basketball. His biggest pet-peeves are Massachusetts, Indiana and people who put cheese on apple pie.Nevada: The High-Roller. This guy always has a better story than the last guy. He’s always going “all in”. He’s intensity to the extreme. He doesn’t know when to cash out or throw in the towel. Outwardly he’s friendly and seemingly family-oriented, but deep down underneath he’s deviant, skeevy, and revels in acute fetishism. His nocturnal proclivities include sex, murder, drugs, gambling, sex, murder, and drugs. Everyone likes to hang out with him every now and then; but only in small doses. He’s fond of Missouri’s work.New Hampshire: The Helper. This girl is willing to help anyone and everyone. And she can fix most things. She’s a regular Lady MacGyver. She’s the kindest thing in the world till you mention authoritarian influence. Then she’ll rant for days about how taxes are ruining the economy. She grows her own herbs in her back yard. She’s a huge fan of Colbie Caillat. She hangs out primarily with Colorado, Alaska and Maine.New Jersey: The Bully. Get out of his way. He’ll steal your lunch money. He’ll give you a swirly and a wedgie at the same time. He’ll give you a swedgley. In fact, that’s his name: Swedgley. He still has braces at age 17 and always has little bits of steak and Honey Bun stuck in them. He drives a truck, (though not as big as Iowa’s; and that pisses him off!) and he parks over the lines so no one can park next to him. Yeah. He’s THAT guy. He likes to push Florida around and can’t stand being in the same room with California.New Mexico: The Immigrant. Everyone picks on this guy. He tries his best to fit in but people just always give him shit. He does well in most of his classes and comes to most school events and activities, but he’s still just not accepted. Texas would look out for him if he pulled his own weight. Maryland uses him to further her own agenda. California is nice enough to him; but only to look good in front of others. She secretly hates him.New York: The Attention Whore. Has to be surrounded by people to feel good. He can’t handle being alone. He has no faith in himself; only in community.. If he can’t get what he needs from within 36 inches of his current location; he cries and whines and blames everyone else. He can’t decide whether he’s Jewish, Christian or Muslim since he hates and fears all three.- almost as much as he hates and fears Texas and Montana.North Carolina: The Smoker. This guy smokes. I mean….really. A lot. Everyone gives him a wide berth in the hallways because he smells like he smokes. He spends 7 minutes out of every 5 smoking during class breaks. He smokes in the boys’ room, the girls’ room, the teachers’ lounge, the cafeteria, the auditorium, the gymnasium, the hallways, the locker rooms, and occasionally in the parking lot. When asked about being seated next to him in Geography, South Carolina is quoted as saying, “<cough hack cough wheeze cough…..>” He sure smokes.North Dakota: The Warrior. She wears a bikini to school in the winter months. She don’t care. Psha!! She’s tough as nails and laughs at anyone who isn’t. She’s built like a logger or a linebacker but with oddly sensual curves. Yes, her favorite singer is Patty Smyth. She adores soup and is a real dog person. Don’t get her started on Go-Kart racing.Ohio: The Rocker. She loves all rock; especially the glam scene from the ‘80s. She occasionally dresses like Bret Michaels but DO NOT confuse her with Iowa! She can play Smoke on the Water on her sweet Fender Strat. She loves Ratt and The Allman Brothers. She’s tried to introduce Massachusetts, Illinois and Kansas to bands like Boston, Chicago, and Kansas; but they just don’t get it.Oklahoma: The Bro. Duuuuuuude….. Yeah. That guy. He crushes beer cans against his head and displays empty liquor bottles on his headboard and dresser. He’s often heard shouting, “If it ain’t Football, don’t fix it!!!” No one has the heart to tell him what they actually think of him. He’s mostly a harmless clown. He and Florida sometimes laugh at the same things; though no one (including themselves) knows why.Oregon: The Artist. This girl paints, sculpts, does pottery, graffiti, performance art, dance. Every visual art that exists; she does. Her hair is a different color for each class period. She brings her own organic, free-range, cruelty-free, non-GMO, gourmet lunch every day. She makes all her own clothes. She only speaks to animals and refuses to tell time. She rides a tricycle to school each day. Her name is something like Karizma or Essynce or Magnafeek or some shit.Pennsylvania: The Fatty. Cheesesteaks and Hershey Bars. This kid packs it in like nobody’s business. Hoagies, jimmies, pierogis, dippy eggs. Whatever you got, he’ll take it. He’s constantly being ridden by the likes of Maine and Oregon for his snack choices. Scrapple, Lebanon bologna, Middleswarth chips and shoofly pie. MMMMMmmmMMMM!! Nom nom nom…Rhode Island: The Shy One. Vermont’s little sister. She’s smaller than him, but smarter. She knows when to keep her mouth shut. But she also knows when to give someone a piece of her mind. She’s a tiny thing who’s speech is often lost beneath the din of high school dissonance. She’s a pretty good graphic designer but has yet to truly find her “voice”. Her favorite movie is Leonard Part 6.South Carolina: The Sorority Snob. This girl gives California a run for her money. No one’s good enough to be her friend. Not even her friends. If it weren’t for Fish ‘n’ Grit-Fridays she’d never be seen with the common folk in the cafeteria. She’s a true Plantation Belle who carries a parasol and has a man-servant to wipe the sweat from her brow on those hot, summer nights. She’ll do well in college. She loves Dave Matthews.South Dakota: The Biker. This guy owns a ’27 Indian. I know. I guess it was his great-granddad’s or something? Maybe Illinois built it for him. (They’re best friends by the way.) He wears full leather and chains every day. He’s against helmet laws and thinks the Honda Goldwing is for pussies. His favorite bands are Foghat and Little Feat. He thinks the guys in Chryopsys are a bunch of fruits; except Michigan. He accepts Michigan as a fellow badass.Tennessee: The Country Star. He’s not a true cowboy (like Arizona), but he plays one on TV. He’s got that hospitable twang and charismatic demeanor that’ll reel you in and sit you down for a big plate of fried chicken and collard greens. He breaks up his cornbread in a glass of milk; the way you’re SUPPOSED to eat it. He rides to school in a tour bus and wears fur trench coats. He can neither sing nor play any instrument whatsoever.Texas: The Protector. This guy doesn’t like seeing people get picked on. He stands up for those who can’t stand up for themselves (except New Mexico). He’d help out Florida but Florida can’t figure out how to even accept help. The silent nods of acknowledgement with Montana are a sign of mutual awareness and respect. He’s not aggressive, only vigilant. He owns guns and knows how to use them all.Utah: The Religious Zealot. She carries her bible around with her and thumps it down on the desk in every class. Yes, she’s literally a bible-thumper. She likes to judge people and tell them they’re all going to hell, especially Alabama, New York, Illinois, Texas, California, Hawaii, Florida, Michigan, Washington, Delaware, Virginia, New Hampshire, New Mexico, Oregon…Vermont: The Ass-Kisser. This guy is a yes-man deluxe. He has never given any constructive criticism in his life. He has to be truly liked by everyone. He is truly liked by no one. Except he makes great Maple syrup. But that’s it. Other than the syrup he’s pretty much just a haircut with an iPod. He goes to all the Chryopsys shows just so he can be seen and look cool.Virginia: The Old Money. This kid grew up rich, but in a strictly traditional fashion. His entire financial view is based on economic policies of 250 years ago. The only book he owns is Adam Smith’s The Wealth of Nations. He’s a war reenactor in multiple different groups including those who reenact The American Revolution, The American Civil War, and The War on Drugs. He and Maryland sometimes don’t see eye-to-eye.Washington: The Poet. This guy is an introvert to say the least. He cuts thumb holes in the cuffs of his long sleeve shirts. He has bad chin acne. He’s about a foot taller than everyone else at school. He carries a certain mysterious elan about him that puts most people off. He’s the President of the Drama Club. He writes plays. He writes poems. He writes lyrics. Yes, he sings for Chryopsys.West Virginia: The Hillbilly. He’s an isolationist. Completely willing and capable of self-sustenance. He hunts with his own bow. He brews with his own barley. He makes out with his own sister. He holds Alabama, Iowa and Kentucky in contempt for no apparent reason - except that Kentucky stole his pig that one time.Wisconsin: The Goth. You wouldn’t know it, except to look at her. Full pale skin, black hair, black eyeliner, black nail polish, silver jewelry dangling from everywhere, tight halter-tops and corsets. Ripped black fishnets and leather pants. Knee-high boots. She’s something straight out of the Reverence festival. She loves Chryopsys for their blatantly Gothic imagery and influences. She’s dating Michigan.Wyoming: The Forgotten One. He’s always last in line on picture day. He’s always last picked in gym class. He reads the morning announcements but no one recognizes his voice or knows who he is. He’s not in the yearbook because they couldn’t justify using another entire page for just the one picture that wouldn’t fit on the previous page. He’s not in any clubs or social groups. He plays bass in Chryopsys but even his band mates don’t know him.
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