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According to news articles, a homeless couple of Maria Ramos and Darryl Johnson sued the New York Transit Authority due to a subway incident with a train in the tunnels.As you might be aware, just about any frivolous lawsuit is normally settled by the city so not be tied up in court as a matter of policy, or was about 20 years ago.The incident was when the train stopped while the couple were having sex on a mattress — on the tracks of course. One source stated they were not seriously hurt and only a little scuffed up due to the timely action. The below link disputes that. The Flummery DigestHowever the lawyer pointed out ‘Homeless people are allowed to have sex, too.” Yeah, but on rail tracks? Guess this was not one with a Third rail - Wikipedia which would have an electrifying climax, putting it mildly!Of course, this happens in other countries as well, often with tragic results. But they neither have the option to sue, nor have eager lawyers with snappy comments. Have You Ever Had Sex on Railroad Tracks? Well Don't! - Law Street(This was in Ukraine, with a couple having urgent passions with a deadly end.)Speaking of dirty deeds, here is one from George Will’s book The Woven Figure (TWF), in the Chapter Sex in Sacramento (pg 35):“Here’s a cute one” said the professor according to one of her students. The professor was showing pictures of female genitalia that she used, together with a cataloge of sex toys, in her lecture of female masturbation.Joanne Marrow of California State University in Sacramento and the university were being sued due to one of the male students suing for $ 2.5 million due to feeling ‘tramatized’ and ‘raped’. “I was sitting there in total disgust and yet I was stimulated’ after the lecturer stroked one of the images.Admittedly, he had had problems with pornography before, and the lecture ‘The Anatomy and Function of the Clitoris’ set him off again. No word of what the official class title was, and how he got in that class or if it were required for his degree (also unknown from the available information).Craig Rogers, the plaintiff, recorded two days later as ‘sickening’, ‘horrifying’, and that the instructor told about buying dildos for her family for Christmas and how one sister didn’t really like the present because it wasn’t the right size. Marrow taught at SSUS since 1974 (to at least 1995) said that in the future intended to be “even more narrative”. And Rogers acted like a pre Civil War Southern lady who gets the vapors and shrinks at whatever.Also from TWF, page 77 a prenuptial agreement (third for him, second for her) mandated that the couple will have ‘healthy sex three to five times a week,” she will do inside chores, he outside chores, and they will buy Chevron Supreme gasoline, apparently exclusively, by contract. Does this seem like at least one partner has OCD to anyone?———————————————————————————-Extremely dishonorable mention is a vexatious litigant who was one of the notorious mass murdering pair Lawrence Bittaker and Roy Norris - Wikipedia.Besides apparently being the mastermind of the crimes and the one who liked torture, Bittaker “filed more than 40 frivolous lawsuits over issues as trivial as he being served a broken cookie and crushed sandwiches by the prison cafeteria, which he cited as an example of his being subjected to cruel and unusual punishment.[52]” Sending this real life Hannibal Lector to Gitmo would be too kind, and he has been on death row for the last 45 years or so. He still responds to letters with the torture nickname of ‘Pliers Bittaker’ and never has claimed any remorse been shown for his victims. There are likely other oddities of the two, but I don’t want to read anymore.================================================================The Flummery Digest “In 1992 Roy Clendinen, then an inmate at the Mohawk Correctional Facility near Syracuse, New York, filed a million-dollar lawsuit claiming "cruel and unusual" punishment for incidents stemming from a guard's refusal to refrigerate the prisoner's ice cream…Although 97 percent of prisoners' suits in federal court are dismissed before trial, there were still 33,000 in 1993, about 15 percent of all federal civil suits, and up from just a few hundred in the 1960s. New York State Attorney G. Oliver Koppell estimated that it takes 20 percent of his department's resources to defend against such suits.”After inmate files more than 3,800 lawsuits, prosecutors tell judge enough is enough when an inmate at a federal prison in Kentucky made that many suits.The convicted criminal Jonathan Lee Riches - Wikipedia has sued “Adolf Hitler's National Socialist Party, the ancient philosopher Plato, the celestial body formerly known as the planet Pluto and the Guinness Book of World Records.” The last one was to sue to not be included as the person who has sued the most litigation. Really now, why sue the former planet of Pluto?The prisoner had been in for over a decade for scamming credit cards, broke his probation impersonating the uncle of the Sandy Hook Shooting, so was back in the clink. He has also sued Steve Jobs, President Bush, Nostradamus, Plato, Che Guevera, Jimmy Hoffa (they were quite dead already!), The Roman Empire, The Dark Ages, Nordic Gods, The Warsaw Pact (years after its disbanding), The Eiffel Tower, The Victims of the Holocaust, Brittany Spears, The Holy Grail, Somali Pirates, The Garden of Eden and the Appalachian Trail! And finally, he sued the Prime Minister of Pakistan, claiming an effort to have him deported after his sentence, to be tortured in said country.Most of those were in the same suit, which really must have been humorous, almost out of a Monty Python movie.Here he claims The Oatmeal cartoonist Mathew Inman and a film maker tattooed the Prophet Mohamed on his forehead, forced Riches’ wife to have sex with many of the famous serial killers in prison, as well as far more unmentionable acts: The Oatmeal case gets even more bizarre. Enter "Gino Romano", aka Jonathan Lee RichesThese were in a legal suit motion, or so was claimed in the website. My guess is it was just a product of a deranged mind, and with hiding behind the internet at that.Now he might be back in behind bars for a while again, impersonating the shooter of a congresswoman to sue the same. That is fraud, I think. According to Inmate Locator he is not in any Federal institutions, released in May 10th, 2016. We can dispense with any more of the man.Again from TWF, pg 77, one prisoner lawsuit said his religious freedoms were being violated but he was not allowed to say how, because his religion enjoins secrecy about its practices. How is that for being open ended for litigation? The Rocky Mountain News reported that tax dollars made it possible for a lawsuits by a Nevada inmate who claimed he suffered “cruel and unusual punishment” when he ordered two jars of chunky peanut butter but received one of chunky and one creamy, and by a New York inmate who said a ‘defective’ prison haircut caused his chest pains.From Larry Winget’s Shut Up, Stop Whining & Get A Life, pg 13, a Cleveland, Ohio man sued M&M/Mars and a local candy dealer for $500,000 to cover hospitalization and surgery bills. He bit his lip when he chomped down on an M&M peanut that did not have a peanut in it.Boston, Massachusetts would-be lifeguard, who is totally deaf, sued the YMCA for $20 million for prejudicially and insensitively requiring its lifeguards to be able to hear noises and distress signals.————————————————————————Honorable mention, said most sincere, is not bizarre, excepting that he has earned a million dollars so far, in anti spam suits: Daniel Balsam - WikipediaIt likely was not the actual lawsuit that made this case screwy, except if the lawyers who do this happen to make frivolous lawsuits along with the just fake ones they surely use to cover their tracks.A common enough practice is to have lawyers literally have carnal relations with their client rather than only normal figurative sense. This below lawyer was accused and suspended for _charging hourly fees_ for the trysts in his office. Talk about Overbilling - Wikipedia !Stephen W. Effman (“Effing”) of Plantation, Florida, a name I am not making up, “actually had the nerve to bill at least one for their trysts. The Florida bar filed a complaint against Effman in 2002, and a court suspended his license for 91 days. Effman insists his affairs were consensual and denies making promises or billing for sex.”It is illegal for psychiatrists and doctors to have sex with clients/patients, but only 6 states prevent the lawyers from doing it. As recalled, in European and Japan it tends to be illegal.Florida is one of those states, so we have a newspaper trail of his and his apparent victims sexual woes over the last two decades. In most states, he could likely sue anyone who meddled with “private business”.Effman Weathering Scandal (2000)“Lawyer-client flings, especially in divorce and family law cases, can warp the lawyer's judgment, prompting him to either prolong the dispute or sacrifice the client's interests to end it fast, notes Texas Wesleyan University law professor Malinda L. Seymore. The client may submit in the belief that if she does, the lawyer will do more to help her keep her home and children.”Effman apparently was a State Representative and Mayor of Sunrise, Florida, population 85,000.Broward Politics: Turning Red Into Blue (and a Weather Babe Exclusive) ‘03Steve Effman Back In The News 2011The Tax Lawyer's Blog - Lawyer Suspended for Having Consensual Sex ...2016, apparently at it again: Steven W Effman, PA | Divorce and Family Law in 1250 S Pine Island Rd #450 - Plantation FL - Reviews - Photos - Phone Number10 Things Your Lawyer Won't Tell YouNow we come to Joyce McKinney, who was originally famous for the the 1970’s U.K. Manacled Mormon case - Wikipedia, (she is accused of kidnapping, then handcuffing the missionary to have sex with him over days) where she hired a private investigator to find her love doing a stint as a missionary in that country. A former Miss America contestant and Miss Wyoming, she kidnapped her beloved with the help of a ‘friend’ and held him captive “grinning like a monkey” for several days, chained to a bed.“Sex is so dirty” the poor man was said to exclaimed. Soon after being arrested and a media frenzy, she escaped bail with her accomplice by portraying a deaf and dumb mime show, bluffing their way to Canada, and escaping to the US as nun IIRC, maybe with the Lady of the Immaculate Contraption order. The UK authorities were just glad to get rid of her, apparently, and did not press for an extradition.She has been involved with several lawsuits as a plaintiff, mostly suing to prevent people from further making public her past, including after she, yes, was one of the first, if not the first, to clone puppies as a client. A number of the legal motions have been made in the UK, whose readers seems to love stories about her and the newspapers oblige. But she can not appear in the suit without being arrested, since a warrant is still out for her case. So it is merely a bizarre set of lawsuits to muzzle the press, even in Britain where strong libel laws exist.The puppies were from her dead dog, “Booger”. About the dead, then reborn pit bull puppies, “some cruelly noted that the dogs bore more than a passing resemblance to their owner.”Last suit I know of, the easiest available online, also happened in England, as she was suing a company that made a documentary on her, so is not really applicable to your question. But she has done the same in the US, to frighten off journalists who want to ‘make money off” of her, despite she being a full public figure at this point.Sentenced In absentia - Wikipedia to one year imprisonment for her 1970 UK caper, so she can not make an appearance there to sue, though some how she started at least one in Britain. She might raise more money by taking her clothes off for publications, as before, but I doubt nowadays that would sell very well.Joyce McKinney: from Mormon manacling to dog cloningYou will have to do your own research to find her more outlandish US suits, which are sure to be bizarre. The British punk and new wave group Radio Stars - Wikipedia even sang a song Sex in Chains Blues - Wikipedia about her 1970 escapades. Though the UK has stronger libel laws in favor of said public figures. McKinney has been one of the most public people in the US and UK, mostly due to notoriety.Dog cloner Joyce McKinney sought over burglary to fund horse's wooden leg————————————————-A side note at the whole shebang.Here is our friend, Joyce and her puppy, which we can “cruelly” note “that the dogs bore more than a passing resemblance to their owner.”There is also talk of her doing an encore, cloning a pet water bear Tardigrade - Wikipedia (ok, I just made that whopper up, but simply could not resist):Also called “moss piglets”, these can even survive being in outer space vacuums. Such reviving is rumored to been financed by none other than Joseph Stalin and Trofim Lysenko - Wikipedia under a preliminary experiments of the Humanzee - WikipediaThis was the half human/half chimp serious proposal and project via Ilya Ivanovich Ivanov - Wikipedia, and artificial insemination expert. Problems developed and Ivanov was sent into after being “delayed by the death of his last orangutan” and subsequently arrested and sent to the China border near Kyzyl - Wikipedia Tuva - Wikipedia, where he died. Pavlov wrote his obituary (true!). Here are some pictures, stamps, and even Richard Feynman who really wanted to go to Kyzyl, but died shortly before the trip started.This one looks more like a Homo troglodytes, or Human/Orangutan mix:Tuva Stamps.Anyway, where were we? Oh yeah, weird US lawsuits.Now just in from the “DON’T Die When Exposing Yourself Nude To KILLER WHALES AND Have Your Parents Sue SEAWORLD” Department:A Florida man died after sneaking in nude to Sea World at night after closing hours to be close to the killer whale orcas, where he subsequently died in the fins of killer whale who had previously both killed and attempted to kill humans. This was only his second time to do the feat nude (with orcas, but he also did so with determination with an unwilling gun pointing famous author he liked, also at night), and the parents sued, claiming that he was seduced by cute killer whale stuffed animals and the like.Now we are going to get into bizarre details here, so hold on to your seats.Would you let your daughter date this nude man? He had several outrageous incidents of such.“ Sea World on account of failure to display public warnings that the whale could actually kill people.”was the lawsuit claim. His name was Daniel Dukes.There are very few whales, if any, at sea world parks. There are many dolphin/porpoises and the ever present Killer whale - Wikipedia venues. So what the family wants is a disclaimer saying in big block letters_“WARNING, KILLER WHALES CAN KILL!!!!”_ However, apparently Mr. Dukes let his nude sexual desires carry him away, so big block head letters would have been no use.Since his apparent tryst was at night, in the very least, luminescent glow in the dark words would have been legally necessary or highlight bulbs. Try proving any misgivings in court, though. Those who have jobs would get out of jury duty trying the civil suit. The below border wars URL said they later dropped the suit, possibly as the media was having a field day making a mockery of this son of real estate brokers.Do you think disclaimers would work with idiots, or would they discount it as propaganda hostile to their bucket list of rough sex (Erotic asphyxiation - Wikipedia **) with an orca who enabled all too well and it got out of hand? As one lawyer was quoted in an interview, people get weird with sex. So might be true with sea animal.“The parents of a man found naked and dead on the back of a killer whale at Sea World Orlando are suing the marine park, alleging the dangerous orca was portrayed as a huggable stuffed toy, a lawyer for the family said Monday. Patricia and Michael Dukes of Columbia, S.C., filed suit Sept. 10 …son, Daniel, 27, a drifter …″“_Dukes had been reported by Seaworld staff to have "dived" with other sea mammals [sexually?]. The autopsy found no drugs in his system.[49] No Seaworld admission ticket was found… He had to hop a 3-foot Plexiglas barrier and several guardrail fences and descend the steps into the 80X100 tank.”“[FATALITY] On July 5, 1999, at SeaWorld Orlando Florida, a South Carolina man by the name of Daniel Dukes was found nude and in one of the orca tanks draped across the back of the park's largest male orca, Tilikum. This was one of the three Orcas involved in the death of Sealand of the Pacific trainer Keltie Byrne in 1991. An autopsy revealed that the man died of drowning.Dukes was covered in bruises, abrasions, and bite marks, and his scrotum had been ripped open,[47] indicating that Tilikum had clear contact with the victim, but whether or not Tilikum actually caused the man's death was not determined[48](but it is highly suspected, especially following Tilikum's aggressive history).____Dukes had apparently hidden himself in the park until after closing and then entered the orca's tank____.Dukes had been reported by Seaworld staff to have "dived" with other sea mammals. The autopsy found no drugs in his system.[49] No Seaworld admission ticket was found, but staff made it well known that this man did not fall into Tilikum's tank. He had to hop a 3-foot Plexiglas barrier and several guardrail fences and descend the steps into the 80X100 tank.[50]”Since his scrotum was torn and he was found naked, it was quite possible that Dukes wanted sexual contact. I mean look at his picture. According to a short Omni article, this might be highly dangerous as related porpoises go into a orgasm frenzy. As I recall the Omni article quoting authorities on the species that when in heat you really need to get out of the water. The randy individual reported upon in Omni barely got out of the water after being rammed multiple times all over his body by, well, swollen members far larger than the human variety.Multiple Orcasms“[Daniel Duke’s previous sentenced] crimes included “stealing a Barbie doll, briefcase and women’s camisole from a Target store; clocking a fellow patron in the head at Joe’s Generic Blues Bar; (‘Joe's Generic Bar, R.I.P. Former home of the worst restroom in America’ Austin, Texas) and breaking into a home where he was discovered resting in a downstairs bedroom.” “[Dukes] an obsessed Ultima fan, slipped into his fenced property, smashed out a glass door with a rock and headed to the stairs to his bedroom. Frightened, Garriott says he pulled out a gun and told the man to stop. When Dukes didn’t, he fired off a warning shot leaving a bullet hole in the wall.Ignoring the shot, the man walked up to Garriott’s bedroom, stripped and got into bed. That’s where police found him when they responded to Garriott’s 911 call.”Read more: http://www.border-wars.com/2010/...“I wish my analysis were wrong so I’d never have to write this post and my investigation into Victim #2 could have ended with hapless accident. But no, not only wasn’t this some innocent mishap, Victim #2’s family decided to sue Sea World for marketing Killer Whales as sexual objects.”So, a stuffed toy enthralled Dukes to a siren song of bestiality? Please people, constrain your adult children! Get them committed in an institution if you must.**Some famous people have died that way, including actor David Carradine, of Kung Fu. In 1990s Herceg v. Hustler, Diane Herceg sued Hustler magazine, accusing it of causing the death of her 14-year-old son, Troy D., who had experimented with autoerotic asphyxia after reading about it in that publication.[27]. Eskimos used to do this for non sexual pleasure, according to Peter Freuchen. Anyway, it is very possible under the above evidence and makes for an interesting story.Once more from TWF, pg. 77, when a sixteen-year-old boy sniffed computer cleaner to get high, then drove off a road into a lake and drown, his parents sued the store that sold him the cleaner, the builders of the road, and the engineering firm that designed the lake.Sigh.