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In the sitcom Big Bang Theory Sheldon Cooper is the only character who behaves in the same way in his real life also. Here a few famous dialogues by him:1.Episode:The Lizard-Spock ExpansionScissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.2. Episode: The Boyfriend ComplexityLeonard: You'll never guess what just happened.Sheldon: You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal, which brought you 5,000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back, to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we are transported to work at the think-a-torium by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?Leonard: No. Penny kissed me.Sheldon: Who would ever guess that?3.Episode: The Focus AttenuationSheldon: I know the real reason you never made progress with that idea. You thought of it September 22nd 2007. Two days later, Penny moved in and so much blood rushed to your genitals, your brain became a ghost town.4. Episode:The Anything Can Happen RecurrenceSheldon: I don't mean to be rude or discourteous, but before we begin. I'd just like to say there's absolutely no scientific evidence to support clairvoyance of any kind. Which means - and again, no insult intended - you're a fraud, your profession is a swindle, and your livelihood is dependent on the gullibility of stupid people. But again, no offense.5.Episode: The Guitarist AmplificationSheldon: Stop it both of you! All this fighting, I might as well be back with my parents!*Imitating his Mom* Dammit, George! I told you if you didn't quit drinking I would leave you!*Imitating his Dad* Well, I guess that makes you a liar, because I'm drunk as hell and you are still here!*Imitating his Mom* Stop yelling, you're making Sheldon cry!*Imitating his Dad* I'll tell you what is making Sheldon cry, that I let you name him SHELDON!6. Episode: The Staircase ImplementationSheldon: This is the temperature you agreed to in the roommate agreement.Leonard: Aw, screw the roommate agreement!Sheldon: No, you don't screw the roommate agreement. The roommate agreement screws you.7. Episode: PilotPenny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money.8.Episode: The Robotic ManipulationSheldon: I am aware of the way humans usually reproduce which is messy, unsanitary and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.Penny: Oh, God.Sheldon: Yes, exactly.9. Episode:The Alien Parasite HypothesisSheldon: What is the best number? By the way, there's only one correct answer.Raj: 5,318,008?Sheldon: Wrong! The best number is 73. [Short silence] You're probably wondering why.Leonard & Howard: No no, we're good.Sheldon: 73, is the 21st prime number, its mirror 37 is the 12th and its mirror 21 is the product of multiplying, hang on to your hats, 7 and 3. Did I lie?Leonard: We did it! 73 is the Chuck Norris of numbers!Sheldon: Chuck Norris wishes! In binary, 73 is a palindrome, 1001001, which backwards is 1001001, exactly the same. All Chuck Norris gets you backwards is Sirron Kcuhc!Raj: Just for the record, when you enter 5,318,008 in a calculator, upside down it spells boobies.10. Episode:The Monopolar ExpeditionSheldon: Leonard, you may be right. It appears that Penny secretly wants you in her life in a very intimate and carnal fashion.Leonard: You really think so?Sheldon: Of course not. Even in my sleep-deprived state, I've managed to pull off another one of my classic pranks. Bazinga!11. Episode: The Fuzzy Boots CorollarySheldon: I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.12. Episode: The Excelsior AcquisitionSheldon: Good Morning your honor, Dr. Sheldon Cooper appearing in pro se - that is to say representing himself.Judge: I know what it means, I went to law school.Sheldon: Yet you wound up in traffic court.13. Episode: The Adhesive Duck DeficiencySheldon: Why do you have the Chinese character for 'soup' tattooed on your right buttock?Penny: It's not 'soup'; it's 'courage'.Sheldon: No it isn't. But I suppose it does take courage to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.Penny: How'd you see it? You said you wouldn't look.Sheldon: Sorry. As I told you, the hero always peeks.14. Episode: The Panty Pinata PolarizationSheldon: Is my hamburger medium-well?Leonard: Yes.Sheldon: Dill slices not sweet?Leonard: Yes.Sheldon: Individual relish packets?Leonard: Yes.Sheldon: Onion rings?Leonard: Yes.Sheldon: Extra-breading?Leonard: I asked.Sheldon: What did they say?Leonard: No.Sheldon: Did you protest?Leonard: Yes.Sheldon: Vociferously?Leonard: No.Sheldon: Well then what took you so long?15. Episode: The Bath Item Gift HypothesisSheldon: You bought me a present? Why would you do such a thing? I know you think you're being generous, but the foundation of gift giving is reciprocity. You haven't given me a gift, you've given me an obligation. The essence of the custom is that I now have to go out and purchase for you a gift of commensurate value and representing the same perceived level of friendship as that represented by the gift you've given me. Ah, it's no wonder suicide rates skyrocket this time of year. Oh, I brought this on myself by being such an endearing and important part of your life...16. Episode: The Desperation EmanationAmy's Mom: It's nice to meet you too Sheldon, I honestly didn't believe Amy when she told me she had a boyfriend.Sheldon: I assure you, I am quite real and I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter.Amy's Mom: What?Sheldon: Oh yes, We're like wild animals in heat. It's a wonder neither of us has been hurt!Amy's Mum: Amy? What is he saying?Amy: You wanted me to have a boyfriend, mother, well here he is! Have to sign off now. My hunger for Sheldon is stirring in my loin.Sheldon: Oh yes. It's time for me to make love to your daughter's vagina.17. Episode: The Love Car DisplacementAmy: Are you in the lanthanide series?Sheldon: Amy, it's Penny's turn! Penny.Penny: Uh, I dunno. Are you food?Sheldon: That's not a apropos! We've already established I'm found on the Periodic Table.Penny: Well, it's a table, right? I mean, why can't there be food on it?Sheldon: I knew she wasn't lead car material.18. Episode: The Vegas RenormalizationSheldon: What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits?' Does he provide her with health insurance?19. Episode: The Big Bran HypothesisPenny: Yes, I know men can't fly.Sheldon: No, no let's assume that they can. Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32ft per second, per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Ms. Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles per hour, hits them, and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.And the best one of all...Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Fur. Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, Purr, Purr, Purr.

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If you ask me a single atom present which state ?Then, my answer is a single atom has no state .but I want to said that we find a state of a atom of that molecule or elementIf you thinking atom or element same thing then you wrong .Element have no quantity but atom have a quantityExample - if I ask you how much sugar cube present in sugar packet then you don't give answer but I take 5 sugar cubes and ask you how much sugar cube present then you count and say 5Normally we know that all the element of periodic table divided into three states solid ,liquid and gasSuppose we consider H element of the periodic table.In periodic table H element present in gaseous state at its fixed temp.if we break the H element up to atom at this fixed temp then H atom present in gas from but we don't see atom in our nacked eye.But if change its temp when we break this H element then change its state