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(begging materials or leftovers).The BOLD batsman has been BOWLED.I ATE the fruit at EIGHT O ‘ clock.DESSERT ( pudding ) is not sold in a DESERT .BYE friends , I have to BUY some ice cream.She wants TO buy TWO napkins.I want to go THERE only to see THEIR villa.She quickly drops the PLATE only to adjust her PLAIT .I bought some SCENT by spending a CENT and SENT it to my friend.We went to BEACH only to sit on a BEECH tree.She is not fair BUT her BUTT is attractive.The Usurper returned to WREST ( pronounced/ rest/ means to get something with effort or difficulty ) back power after a brief REST .FOUR computers have been placed in the FORE end of the Wagon.FORE Com. Former Sup. ForemostAntonym : LatterHOMOGRAPHS :A word that is spelt like another word but has different meaning from it and may have different pronunciation.For MINUTE ( petty trivial trifle ) things I don't think I will waste a MINUTE ( time ) after finding my MINUTE book.I am heading towards the LEASE ( pronounced li: z means forest ) only to offer my agriculture land on LEASE basis. ( pronounced li: s means contract basis )Some intruders might BUFFET ( pronounced bafit means to beat severely ) me at the BUFFET ( pronounced bufe means self service catering )Randy wants to BOW / bau / down his head only to pick up a BOW / bo /Bow v : to move your head or top half of your body downwardsBow n : a weapon used for shooting arrows.I'm thankful to Chris Orton for sending the following HOMONYMS :WILL WILL have the WILL to write his WILL.I'm thankful to Kym Maltman Collar for adding the following HOMONYMS :I REFUSE TO accept the REFUSE.Please RESUME ( rishoom ) your writing your RESUME ( rizu:me )Post script : The below mentioned idea has flashed into my thoughts just now.I'LL ( pronounced ail modal auxiliary verb ) go to an ISLE ( pronounced ail short form of an island ) through an AISLE ( pronounced ail means a passage between two rows of seats.Suggestions are welcome for a qualitative presentation as English can be an eccentric language in which no one is perfect even the native speaker. I am a non native speaker and writer.This Eccentric and Strenuous grammatical article is compiled using my own Expressions for the benefit of Non Native Speakers.

As a Wedding Officiant, I have participated in over a thousand weddings.I seen many types of weddings, swimming pool, lake, river and ocean beaches. Weddings, on horse back, drawn carriages. in fields of flowers, on mountain tops and in deep forests meadows and glens. Sky diving, towering buildings, roof top gardens. backyards, public parks, hotel lobbies and crowded restaurants. Even near nude weddings (tell no one).Ninety percent plus, have been more traditional, then not. However, couples are changing and I'm seeing more and more theme weddings. Couples wanting to express, their selves, more accurately.For instant, Star Wars, Action Hero’s, Romeo and Juliette, a Knight in Shinning Amour and a Fair Maiden, Once rowed a dingy to center of a lake and after pronouncing them married, they, shed their clothing and exchanged some lip service, then, dove into the water and swam, back to shore. To each their own.After, all this it is now my turn. As long as the bride, to be, was all in, we would like a medieval themed wedding (All attending, in costume), in a forest, on a pleasant day. Soft, lutes and harps, perhaps a (12 string) guitar, in the background. The magical music would be hidden from view, so as to surround and engulf us.After the first kiss, as a married couple, we would lead our guests down a path, overhung by moss covered limbs, with twittering, happy, birds, and saturated with flowers. Our fantasy path would take us to a festivities area, under he moon and stars. There, the caterers, in costume, at various locations, would offer up their goodies.Our, magical musicians, would take up residence around the festivities.We could have medieval style games, a magician or two, Yes, some professional jousters, where the bride and I would be, like, the King and Queen of Love.Although, open to whatever, pleases the bride, That’s, my idea of a grand wedding.

Yes, a wedding can be planned in two months, or shorter, maybe longer. Really depends on your wishes.There are usually two parts to a wedding. First and the only legally necessary, is your Wedding Ceremony. That’s where I (or another), lead you through the marriage ceremony. At the conclusion (Texas), after pronouncing the happy couple husband and wife they’ll have their first kiss and they are now legally married.The second phase is the celebration. Which can range from simple treats to a full blown five star dinner, maybe entertainment, dancing and general hoop-a-la, which can be enjoyable for all. What you do with your celebration depends on objectives, creative imagination and available monies. This will take most of the planning time.I’ve created weddings within a few days and some within hours. Several with outstanding food, entertainment. Of course, my prime objective is a beautiful, memorable Wedding Ceremony reflecting the desires of the couple. Our, bride and Groom are everything and they’ll know it.Several years ago, a couple from Dallas phoned and wanted a small wedding at a Bread and Breakfast. they had no idea where to start. After some discussion we located a beautiful Texas Hill Country B&B, with a forested gazebo, plus guitar and flute players, Catered, hot meal for all providers, including myself. After dancing under the nights stars, our couple retired to their private cottage with enclosed jacuzzi.Knowing what and whom to count on can really help. Make a list of what is important, to you and let your officiant or better yet a wedding planner know your wants. Most officiants can help with smaller weddings, however I recommend a Wedding Planner when possible. The larger the wedding the more money a good planner can save you.Don’t be afraid of planning a quick wedding. We officiants call those weddings Elopement Weddings. Ask for by name.May your wedding ceremony be all you want, you reception, if you chose, be fantastic and your marriage be an oasis of happiness.