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A little bit of fridge horror.Cell is said to have been comprised from the cells of the universe’s mightiest fighters.He has every one of their techniques mastered and perfected.But what would happen if his creator, Doctor Gero, wasn’t so picky?What if he happened to take cells from a certain humanoid talking pig?A talking humanoid pig who can also shapeshift into anything?True, Oolong is limited to five minutes at a time, but with Cell being the one to use the shapeshifting technique, it’s highly probable that he could master it and remain shapeshifted indefinitely. Plus, Cell has shown himself capable of concealing his aura as well as copy the energy signature of anyone whose cells he has.And even if he is indeed limited to five minutes, to someone who is faster than light, five minutes is an eternity.Can you imagine the damage that Cell could do? He could absorb entire cities and disguise himself as a fleeing human, and no one would know who is doing it.He could assume the form of Goku, Vegeta, Gohan or anyone else and listen in on the heroes’ plans, and since he already has all their techniques he could effortlessly pass for any one of them. Even changing his aura if necessary.He could take Freeza’s form and torment Goku and Vegeta, saying that he is immortal and will keep coming back no matter how many times they kill him.He could turn into Vegeta or Piccolo, blow up a city while laughing evilly and the next time the Z-fighters meet the real Piccolo or Vegeta they’ll attack him assuming that he went back to his evil ways.He could pretend to be Gero and say that the Gero who was killed was just another android duplicate.He could turn into 16, 17 or 18 to get close to the surviving androids and absorb them when their backs are turned.He could assume the form of Trunks and tell the Z-fighters a completely different story about their future. Telling them that destroying the androids will result in the destruction of the world and under no circumstances should they be killed. “Trunks” could then insist that they must be captured unharmed.In battle, he could assume the form of a tree, part of the ground or a boulder (assuming he’s not limited to people), and blend in for an ambush.If he’s facing defeat, Cell could use super speed to retreat and hide by looking like someone else. a face in the crowd.He could walk into King Furry’s office,absorb him and take his place and then order missile bombardments of whole continents in response to the superhuman threat.Ever seen John Carpenter’s “The Thing?”It would be like that, exactly like that. Except everyone involved is powerful enough to destroy planets.Cell wouldn’t even need to defeat the Z-fighters in combat. They’d be so busy and paranoid about the mysterious shape-shifting menace in their midst, they’d be easily picked off one by one even before Cell has had a chance to absorb a single android.They’d be turning on each other in no time while Cell is concealed in plain sight, laughing at them all.Also what are the limits to the shape-shifting ability? Oolong could look like anything at all, a handsome Frenchman, a bull, a ramen-carrying robot, a bat, a rocket, a paddle, a fish, a ladder, Bulma herself, and even some panties.What would the dark imagination of Gero’s evil creation come up with in a pinch?And you want to know the absolute worst part about all of this?Like John Carpenter’s Thing, Cell is also capable of splitting himself into multiple bodiesAnd produce loyal offspring with the same power.Then he wouldn’t even need to be at one place at one time. He could just send a Junior or a duplicate shapeshifted.If you kill Cell, how could you be sure you killed the original, and not a duplicate he set out as bait?How many Cell Juniors might have survived? Can they reproduce more of themselves? Will you ever be sure you ever got rid of them? How could you possibly?The Juniors can also shapeshift themselves to look and sound like an adult version of Cell at any time. And even if you were fortunate enough to kill the original, how could you be sure there’s not a surviving Cell Junior somewhere out there disguised as someone else? A stranger?Or perhaps someone you love?Just waiting for you to turn your back to get revenge on you for what you did to his daddy?Is that little girl in the crowd Cell in disguise, or one of his offspring?Did Cell kill your friends in the night and replace them?Will tomorrow’s headlines read “HEAD OF CAPSULE CORP — BULMA BRIEFS GOES INSANE. KILLS ALL HER EMPLOYEES AT CAPSULE HEADQUARTERS ON CAMERA. SUICIDE NOTE BLAMES SUPERHUMAN MARTIAL ARTISTS” ?Will the z-fighters wake up hearing the screams of innocent bystanders and see Goku killing, while saying to himself? “I’m being mind controlled. I can’t help myself.” And they couldn’t tell if it was really him under a spell, or Cell just pretending so they’ll go easy on him and hesitate.The Z-fighters would be looking over their shoulders for decades after. Every new threat could be Cell’s doing. Fear of him would last long after he is finally dead. His legacy would live on, even if he doesn’t.Thank heaven then, that Gero overlooked what everyone mistakenly believes is one of the weakest of Earth’s inhabitants.

First here is the bad news: this project will probably fail. It will not fail because of your lack of programming skills or because of Haskell, but you and Haskell will probably share the blame.For a discussion of the pitfalls, see Things You Should Never Do, Part ISo, what can you do that has a chance of succeeding?Can you do this in stages? Can you rewrite the back end first, and then tackle the front end? Or maybe the other way around? Its likely to look more expensive because of the time you have to spend integrating with the current mess, but its a lot lower risk, and in a project like this the risk is much more important than the cost.You need to learn all the business processes that the current front end is connected with, in detail. Use flowcharts with swim-lane notation to understand exactly how everyone who interacts with the system does their job. This is vital because over the last 10 years the human and computer bits of the system will have become intertwingled in complicated ways, and the odds are that nobody understands the system (people + computers) completely.In the course of doing this you are probably going to find some or all of:1: People doing nugatory work because a report or activity that was necessary ten years ago is no longer needed, but is still being produced.2: A tottering pile of spreadsheets doing something of great importance, such as the corporate tax returns.3: Mandraulic data transfer processes.Once you understand your system you can start thinking of how to redesign it. Don't bite off more than you can chew: eliminate (1), but leave (2) and (3) in place for now. Make sure you produce whatever information they need.When you find these things the people doing them will perceive your project as a direct threat to their jobs. You need to figure out how to handle that, because you really need their cooperation.When you sit down with someone and ask them to explain their job, you are going to get a grossly simplified version that ignores all the subtleties and edge cases. Don't assume you know the whole story.Also take a long hard look at the existing databases. Are they in normal form (i.e. are there duplicate records or sub-records floating around)? Spend some time looking at actual records to understand what is actually duplicate data, and what merely looks like duplicate data. For instance the address on an order may look like duplicate information, but maybe some customers have variable delivery addresses. The situation is undoubtedly messy, and you are going to have to understand it fully. The question of who looks at the address on the customer record and who looks at the address on the order may well be crucial.YOU MUST WRITE A SPECIFICATION.You cannot do a rewrite of an existing system by saying "Make it work just like the old system" because you (or your developers) have no way of knowing what aspects of the old system are actually necessary and what are merely artefacts of the way the code was written. If a report is coming out in account-number order, is that important or is it just because the table has account-number as a primary key?Once you have your specification you can start modelling bits in Haskell. Try to build a model based around things that are always absolutely true (such as double-entry book keeping) and ruthlessly ignore anything that sounds like a business rule. You will be amazed at how often someone says "we always do X" and then two weeks later admits "well, apart from X1 and X2 of course, but they don't really count". So now you have to undo all the work that has X baked in as an assumption. This isn't because they are lazy, stupid or malicious, its just that they don't think in terms of universal rules.The output should be a set of data types and fundamental operations on those types which preserve the key system invariants. Then you can specify the business rules in terms of those fundamental operations.PLAN FOR TRAINING AND ROLL OUT EARLYEverybody knows how to do their jobs on the old system. They will have no clue about how to do it on the new system. This is your problem to fix.BEWARE SECOND SYSTEM SYNDROMEYou talk about "augmenting ... capabilities". Don't do it. Merely replacing what you have with something that isn't in danger of collapse is going to be hard enough. Leave augmentation for a follow-up project.Many projects thought they could rewrite everything and this time do it right. It never works. Prune work ruthlessly for the first edition. Otherwise you will never deliver.

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