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Here is a real life example of such a decision:Dick meets Shirley, a sexually aggressive girl who seems a little overly eager and a little off. He talks to her for a few weeks on line. Despite his initial instinct, Dick says,“It’s one time, besides, she’s all over me.”Uh oh, no condom today? No worries, she says she was diagnosed with a “female problem” leaving her unable to get pregnant. Dick says, “No bag, lets shag!”Bow chick-a-bow-wow“What do you mean you’re not interested, you had sex with me, didn’t you?”5 weeks later, “It’s a miracle, I’m pregnant! And I am keeping the baby! We can be a family!”“What do you mean you don’t want to be together? I just drank a bottle of wine and took some pills, I am heading into traffic!”“Oh, so now you care about me? I thought so. Let’s bury the hatchet and do this thing together! I love you!”Among the cooing of girlfriends at the baby shower, one hears the following: “Well, we know the Nuva ring works, I took it out 2 weeks before I got pregnant!”“You are the biggest piece of shit to leave me with a newborn! Horrible father! I’m telling all your friends and family I friended on Facebook what a piece of trash you are! You piece of shit, EVERYONE WILL KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!Beautiful child, crazy baby momma, and 18 years of Karma for trying to use someone for sex.Go ahead, you can be a Dick if you want to, but Shirley, you will get yours in the end.

(Slang, vulgar and blasphemy notice for the text below. Stop reading if your sensibility is affected by this kind of language. you’ve been warned).I wouldn’t even know where to start systematically:Presidente del Congreso de los Diputados (Head of the Commons (?)): “¡Manda güevos!” (Slang for “I cannot believe my eyes/ears”, in the “wtf?” sense. The guy is still not particularly polished. Cannot fathom the etymology of it).Heard from someone from Bilbao (blasphemy notice: please do not go on reading if you belong to the pharisaic tribe that refuses to acknowledge the fact that people blaspheme profusely in every language): “¡Me cago en las tetas de la Virgen para que El Niño mame mierda!” (I will not translate. This was said probably after hitting your finger with a hammer, so you get an idea of the situation. The diction was particularly clear.)Sevilla: “Qhisho, ¿p’ande vah?” (Dude, ¿where ya’goin’? Whenever somebody from the north of Spain hears this they are really annoyed or really laughing their b**ts off.)Madrid: “¡Dat’el piro!” (Skeedaddle! But said to a grownup and much less polite.) Some parts of Madrid have developed this nasty, nasal, drawling way of telling you very clearly that you don’t belong (above);they don’t care and piss off: “Cómeme’l nabo”;couldn’t care less/don’t give a damn: “Me la trae al pairo” (this has no sexual connotation whatsoever. It’s actually potty talk);it annoys me: “Me da por culo!”;you’re annoying/a twat: “¡Deja de dar por culo!”Everywhere, vulgar:“¿Qué carajo?” (wtf), “¿Qué coño? (wtf), “Vete a la puta mierda” (F*ck off!),“Marica/maricón de mierda!” (F*ggot(?)).“Hijoputa”, “joputa” (S*nuva!),“(Me)Cagoenlaputa(mierda)”, “(Me)Cagoendios”, “(Me)Cagoentó” (I am so pissed off by what just happened!), “(Me)cagoentupadre” (I am so pissed by what YOU did)…Could go on forever, but it gets me in the wrong mood… These are mostly very heavily-loaded words.Hope you get the idea if this passes the filter.

As a feminist of 40 years old, I am shocked by most answers!!!It seems as if everyone sees your boyfriend as a rapist. Is the world that digusting and misogynistic!?When I was 17 years old I had a shower with my 18 year old boyfriend. All that happened is that he soaped my breasts. No genitals were touched and nobody forced anyone to do anything.So now I wonder. Was it the two years age difference? Are men of 18 years old less dangerous than boys aged 16!?Still my answer to you is: don't do it. When in doubt and it comes to activities that can lead to sex, always refrain from doing them.But this part is very important: make sure that your boyfriend is not a rapist. If he even tries to pressure you into something that you don't want to do, you should break up with him.Start on birth control. I recommend an IUD. Also use condoms until you both get tested, but condoms can break, so make sure that you can't get pregnant. I lost my virginity about a month after the shower with my boyfriend. So it really seems that you are on your way to having sex. I had a pregnancy scare because of a teared condom, I don't want that for you, so please, don't depend solely on condoms.I've also been on birth control pills, but it is easy to forget one and the pill isn't safe combined with antibiotics, diarhea or vommiting, so choose something safer like an IUD or the NUVA-ring.But even if you are on birth control: don't ever let yourself be pressured into something that you don't want to do!!!That is rape!!! No one ever asks to be raped. Even if you are naked, making out and on birth control!