Mediation Packet #15 - Arizona Superior Court In Pima County - Sc Pima: Fill & Download for Free

There is no legal custody. You both are responsible as if you lived in the house as a married couple. The court can do nothing unless the paperwork is processed. You did not even fill them out. So no processing. My suggestion is fill them out the way you want them and get them filed. If you are the first one to fill out the paper work and get it submitted you will get the custody you want. He will have to fill for custody now separately and have to wait for a court date.

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