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When I was younger we lived in the burbs. On a corner lot. Back yard butted right up against the next door neighbour's garage. Therefore, our back yard was about two feet wide (but very big side yards).The person's house that was butted up against my parents teeny tiny back yard belonged to Mr. Rogers. He was mean, very short (for a man), probably about 5'2", a brush cut, and last but not least looked like a freaking bull dog. Walked liked one to. Always had a scowl on his face. He was mean to everyone. adults and kids alike.He didn't care how much noise he made or what hour of the night it was. (Remember his garage butted up against the back of our house.) We all know most houses have the bedrooms in the back of the house.Yeah you guessed itBANGBANGBANGLate at night. Usually between 11 pm and 1 am.ContinuouslyBANGBANGBANGwent the garbage cans (didn't believe in the plastic bin type).ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZWent the power tools.AT THAT TIME OF NIGHT!!!NOT IN THE GARAGE BUT OUTSIDE!!Like clock work my parents went to bed at 10pm. My mother would say 5 o'clock comes mighty early. My brother and I would go to bed shortly thereafter.Ooooo you should see how pissed my mother would get after sleeping for only an hour and that bull dog starts up with his shit.NightAfterNightShe would get so mad she'd throw up the window so hard and stick her head out and tell him toKNOCK IT OFFok, ma, not workingSo, my parents would get maybe four hours of sleep each night. They tried calling the police. Either he knew the cops that came out to investigate or they just didn't care. When they did call the cops we saw bull dog walking them out, slapping them in the back like they were old buddies, and off they went andAgainIt started.ZzzzzzBANGI don't think the cops got to the corner before his meanness erupted in full force.Not only was he disturbing the peace but this jackass was literally driving on my parents lawn to get to his driveway.Big ass ruts all in the lawn.My father was soooooooooo pissed.He knew the cops wouldn't do a thing to bulldog. So, when it turned dark, my father got a huge board, pounded nails in it, and stuck it right where bulldog drove each and every night.POPPOPGoes his tires. Two of them.My father runs out very stealth like and retrieved the board. taking away the incriminating evidence.You should have heard the bitching bulldog was doing. Would made a marine blush!Guess who didn't cut through the yard again?But the banging continued until we thankfully moved to the country.You go daddy!!!

Ooooo! That is a good question! Considering how Kraven is a threat to Spider-Man, and how Spider-Man (According to DEATH BATTLE) could clap Batman by using his Spidey-sense alone (Almost nothing can get by that), taking away Batman’s main strength: Stealth. Now Kraven (through potions) has heightened senses to the superhuman level, giving him a distinct advantage, but it is a disadvantage as well because his powers come from an exposable source, something Batman is good at doing… EXPLOITING WEAKNESSES (For instance, Superman and Kryptonite), and Batman has gone toe-to-toe with foes tougher AND stronger than him like Killer Croc, Man-Bat, and not to mention Superman. It would be difficult of course, and Kraven has knowledge of pressure points on his side, as well as considerable hand-to-hand combat skills, but Batman has MASTERED all foms of martial arts, and is a destroyer when it comes to pressure points, not to mention his stamina and willpower are considerably higher than an average man, making a threat to Kraven.In all honesty though, when it comes to these two fighting…The winner is Batman. (In my opinion…also ’cause he my boy LOL)