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Twice. One real obvious other not so much. Will post this and may post the other later BTW both were on motorcycles.I have a buddy who was the security supervisor for multiple sites but one of them was this beautiful slab of concrete. It was originally a trailer parking area for a warehouse. The owner had sold the warehouse and the lot to two different people. This slab was going to be converted to a smaller warehouse so in two week they were jackhammering about 1/2 the slab to pore new foundation for the warehouse. We asked the new owners if we could go out and “hoon” around. I saw this used somewhere else but in my area that just means doing all the stuff you are not supposed to do on the road (wheelies, speed, endos, donuts, et al.) The new owner said sure as long as we:1. signed a waiver of responsibility2. only did it on the part that was getting demolished.We handed over the waivers and he handed over out permission slips. This deal happened in April, in Texas, so we got rained out for the first few days. Then it happened. Bright sunshine, dry pavement, and a Sunday to boot. It is 2 pm and the three of us get out there. we see the marks where the stuff is getting pulled up and spray paint the pavement so we have stopping area. And we are off to the races.We have been at it for about an hour when the first landshark cruises by. he hits his lights but speeds off so we figured he got a call. I am just about to try to set the land speed record on my bike when I hear the clarion call of the police cruiser. Not being able to resist I skid to a halt, whip around and wheelie it back to my friends. and wait….. and wait.Cop hops out of his cruiser and starts laying into this bunch of fool kids and he was gonna tow every one of our bikes. Did we know how many laws we broke. Get out our license, and proof on insurance. As he stands there huffing and puffing my friend the sec sup asks “why would we do that?”. off he goes again. another 5 minute speech. Next comes “license and insurance now or everybody is going to jail.” So to not listen to this guy again we start popping lids and digging for the info on two of the three bikes. The third is not in anyway street legal and was hauled here in a truck. He is a little taken aback when he sees three thirtyish guys and not teens. then the fun began.SS = security supervisorDA = barney fife.SS: why are you here officerDA: because you are breaking the law. doing all those stunts.SS: what laws have we broken?DA: (lists traffic offenses)SS: correct me if I am wrong but are those not traffic offenses?DA: yeahSS: so those are only in effect if we are doing them on public roads and this is, in fact, private property. did you not notice the gate and fence when you came roaring in?DA: I saw the guarded by XXX company sign at the entrance, lets call them and see what they have to say. (you can now see him grasping at straws)SS: yes lets call them.phone rings, secretary puts call through to supervisor of site, my friends cell phone starts ringing and realization starts to dawn on the cop. He hangs up.DA: (last gasp) You need permission from the owner to be out here as there are no tresspassing signs posted (looking at me and the other guy)out comes the permission slips.the poor cop grumbles all the way back to his car and screeches out of the parking lot.

Banning guns based on how they look versus how they function.Banning guns based on a projectile being 1/1000th inch bigger than others equally capable.Banning guns based on the diameter or markings on their barrel that have no bearing on its ability to function.Making existing gun owners wait 8 days to take possession of a gun as a “cooling off” period.Banning possession of sheet metal or plastic boxes with springs because these, after all, are some of the most dangerous objects on the planet.Banning and not banning aforementioned boxes based on the number of rounds they hold but allowing the exact same box to be sold legally if it possesses the correct markings on the bottom.Having a one-gun-a-month law to prevent gun trafficking or straw purchases but allow anyone a lifetime waiver of that restriction by simply sending a form to the state saying they are a collector. Any reason for collecting is permissible (“In the event of a zombie apocalypse” is an acceptable reason).Where you live determines your ability to own a gun in the same state.Telling victims of home invasion they are to be arrested and treated as criminals because of the property someone else took from them.Being so concerned about privacy rights that you demand any would-be gun owner waive their HIPAA rights for life to make sure they aren’t “dangerous”.Declaring 18 through 20 year olds children and barring them from exercising their right to own a gun. But that’s the only right they are too immature or unable to exercise as a legal adult at those ages.Compiling lists of guns and gun owners in the utterly illogical belief that a couple pieces of paper solves crimes.Banning the publication of computer code or plans for firearms that are freely available in printed form without restriction. Hating two parts of the Bill of Rights is pretty impressive stuff.Demand that we have noise dampening devices on vehicles and hearing protection on around machinery that can damage hearing in an instant as a public safety measure but regulate the same for firearms to the point it takes 9–10 months and Federal and State permission to own. And not all states will allow you to protect your hearing.Requiring a person to be fingerprinted, photographed and provide a background check and at least two days of training at their own expense and submit the application within 3 days for a license to allow them to apply to purchase a handgun. It is not a “permit-to-possess” but merely a permission slip to fill out a form.Declaring that items meant to safely hold a firearm in order to use it are too dangerous to have fitted to a gun.Buttons are verboten.Changing the color or finish on a gun makes it illegal to sell as “unsafe”.Declaring any semi-automatic rifle an “assault rifle” regardless of age, caliber or feed type.Declaring a Marlin or equivalent tube-fed .22LR semi-auto rifle an “assault weapon”.Allowing anyone via hearsay to claim someone is suspicious or may have violent tendencies and have their guns taken away from them without Due Process.I can go on. And on and on. All strange and ones I could have never come up with on my own.Note for the Irony Challenged: Every single item on this list is an actual law or regulation in force today somewhere in the United States.

As long as all the dogs are puppies and he keeps the bubble gum flavored whisky flowing he will have more influence than any orphanage priest. the only thing that could keep him from being the “host with the most" at his WhiteHouse slumber parties is a misplaced waiver /permission slip from one of the kids. All those kids returning home smelling like whisky and cigarettes crying for days is gonna cause more than a few parents to be a little surly.the secret service can handle the torch and pitchfork carrying mob of parents shaking the whitehouse gates. as long as the paper work is in order his influence over his parties is secure.