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“Ok homegirl, I know you have x, y, and z taking place, thus, you'll be sitting your bitch ass at home while the ladies and I live it up in Barbados. That's fine and well. However, your broke ass knew once the card was run to hold your hotel room, that money is due to me, stat, ASAP, now not later. I need you to hand me your debit, I have square right here on my phone. Your total is 226.06, and I will definitely be needing it to tip all the Pop N Freshes poolside. Since you'll be home waxing floors and wiping noses, I'll grab you a nice souvenir. Maybe a t-shirt, those bitches went to Barbados, and all I got was a reservation charge and this shitty shirt. “That covers the gist, feel free to add profanity if necessary.

BJP’s friends are developing under the government. They distract people with the Hindutva ideology while working against the interests of the common people. Government deals favor Modi’s friends who also happen to fund his luxury trousseau and life style. They spend lavishly on Ads. There are people who still believe that they might do away with reservations. However, going by the way they stage lunches and dinners in Dalit homes (with ordered food/cook and cutlery in tow), that doesn’t seem to be in the cards. They are not transparent. We saw many corrupt politicians convicted during the UPA governement and they did not think twice about taking their coalition partners on trial. We see the wealthy fleeing the country with bad loans. We see the PM lie blatantly about the history of India to score points. The recent Karnataka election showed their stand on black money, family politics, and corruption.Modi took the Rafael deal from HAL and gave it to Reliance? Was Tata even considered, given their background in defence? The Modi regime gave 10 percent stake in a KG Basin gas field to GeoGlobal Resources, a company only on paper, incorporated in Barbados. GeoGlobal, a one-man firm controlled by Jean Paul Roy, was formed just six days before the JV with GSPC, and was incorporated with a capital of just $64. He takes his friends on his diplomatic missions to get them lucrative deals. They are selling our country to their friends. They will get away with low GDP, falling currency, high inflation as long as they can keep the crowd in stupor.

I would like to share some dirtiest moves/plays in football history, sometimes the move was made by player himself and other times the manager of the team took bizarre ways to see his team victorious. I have not mentioned any of the dirtiest games with a lot of yellow and red cards. This is where a single bizarre tactic or move was made to favour their respective teams to gain advantage.Barbados vs Grenada 1994 : Yes, when a team defended both goals.With three minutes left of his team’s 1994 Caribbean Cup qualifier against Grenada, Barbados defender ‘Sealy’ hatched a scheme. Barbados led 2-1, but needed a two-goal win to progress at Grenada’s expense. With time running out, Sealy recalled a strange rule was in effect: goals netted in extra-time counted double. He booted in an intentional own goal to level the tie, giving them more time to score at the right end.Grenada quickly realized that a goal at either end would take them through, so Barbados spent the remaining moments of the match defending both goals in order to take the game to extra-time. They held on, and in the additional period found the third goal which confusingly gave them a 4-2 win. Job done. “I feel cheated,” grumbled Grenada coach James Clarkson, not unreasonably.2. Bayern Reds turn rotten :Bayern Munich haven’t always been a European superpower, and in 1964 were battling to enter the pan-regional play-offs for promotion to the Bundesliga. Finishing top of the southern regional league would see Bayern face a highly regarded Aachen side from the west, a fate they were keen to avoid.Coach Zlatko Cajkovski therefore told his players to throw their penultimate game, against Ulm. To be on the safe side he also fielded five reserves, although they weren’t in on his scheme – which is why, after 70 minutes, Bayern were leading 4-3, the reserves having scored all four. Cajkovski promptly yelled some unmistakable instructions from the sidelines, and although Bayern subsequently lost 6-4 and finished second, they still failed to win promotion.3. The masseur’s magic touch : It’s impossible that this could happen in today’s football.It’s end of a Brazilian Serie D play-off in 2013 when Tupi’s forward Ademilson rounds the keeper and looks to have scored the decisive goal – only for Aparecidense’s suspiciously placed masseur, Romildo da Silva, to run on and clear it. Twice. He then sets off down the tunnel pursued by most of the Tupi team and umpteen riot police. Surprisingly, the result actually stood, but Aparecidense were then expelled from the league altogether. Romildo was later to be found running around a park pursued by players, police, six scantily-clad nurses and a tiny bald man. I suggest to view the video clip on Youtube to get better look what the masseur did on a football pitch.4. Burnley's crooked keeper :‘Happy’ Jack Hillman was the most illegal keeper to represent England. This can be said as earliest ever example of match-fixing : With his team needing to beat Nottingham Forest to avoid relegation, ‘Happy’ Jack Hillman was alleged to have offered the opposition £2 a head to "take it easy" [around £260 in today's money, according to the retail price index]. He upped his offer to £5 [£650] at half-time, by which point Burnley were trailing 2-0.Forest refused, won 4-0 and grassed him up to the FA. Hillman’s “I was only joking” defence didn’t convince and he was banned for a season. He was suspended again in 1907, one of 17 Manchester City players punished by the FA for receiving payments in excess of the footballers’ £4 a week minimum wage. After an elbow injury forced him to hang up his gloves, Hillman ran a sweet shop in Burnley.5. September 1987, Graeme Souness used a ploy out of mentor Jack Charlton’s playbook to help Rangers defeat Dynamo Kiev in the European Cup first round. As he told Later : “We lost 1-0 away to a talented side. At Ibrox, I thought we might beat them if we could be physical. At that time, the pitch didn’t have to be a fixed width as long as it was above a certain minimum. So I made it the absolute minimum.” To maximise the surprise, he only narrowed the pitch on the day of the match: “On Tuesday, Kiev’s players trained on a normal-sized pitch; on Wednesday night they must have been shocked to discover that, after 15 paces, there was the touchline.”Rangers won 2-0. The rules were subsequently tightened: clubs had to declare their pitch size before a season. Souness concluded: “It wasn’t purist stuff but it was within the rules. Jack Charlton taught me that sometimes the most important thing is to win.”6. Andoni Goikoetxea was a brutal tackler, in that he kept trying to separate people’s feet from their legs. He preyed on Barcelona in particular, injuring Bernd Schuster so comprehensively in 1981 that the German was never quite the same again.His most renowned move came two years later, however – a spectacular flying assault that cracked Diego Maradona’s ankle, earning The Butcher a 16-game ban. The offending boot was put on permanent display in his lounge.7. Andreas Moller’s dive on April 13, 1995 wasn’t clever. In fact, the word ‘blatant’ doesn’t even begin to cover his turfwards tumble late in the game between Borussia Dortmund and Karlsruher. When the latter’s defender Dirk Schuster said “a small car would have fitted between me and him,” he was barely exaggerating.The only person in the stadium who didn’t break into laughter was – unfortunately for the referee. He pointed to the spot. Moller’s simulation was so outrageous that he became the first (and so far only) German player to be fined and suspended for a dive. He probably thought it was a price worth paying – the resultant goal effectively won Dortmund the league.8. Despite controversy surrounding his handling of an infamous 1970 El Clasico clash, Emilio Guruceta was selected to officiate Anderlecht’s UEFA Cup semi-final clash with Brian Clough’s Nottingham Forest in 1984. Leading 2-0 after the first leg, Forest were beaten 3-0 in Belgium after having a perfectly good goal ruled out and two clear penalty claims rejected. Ten years later, a retired Anderlecht official admitted to giving Guruceta an “interest-free £15,000 loan” in return for him smoothing Anderlecht’s route to the final. Guruceta wasn’t around to face justice; he was killed in a car crash in 1987 on his way to officiating another Clasico.9. "Not the face!" : And the Academy Award for Best Unsporting Actor goes to, Rivaldo, might just have really sensitive knees. The otherwise-brilliant Brazilian was ready to take a corner at World Cup 2002 when Turkey’s Hakan Unsal booted the ball back slightly arguing, hitting Rivaldo’s knee.However, Rivaldo reacted in a way, the football struck his face and went down on the pitch covering his face. Unsal saw red, and Rivaldo was fined £4,500. He set up both goals in the final, but no one ever talks about that or the rest of his career – just the slapstick fall.Please comment the move/play which you feel is the dirtiest in the beautiful game. And if there is any other incident, you can share it as well.