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“Men are so quick to blame the gods: they saythat we devise their misery. But theythemselves — in their depravity — designgrief greater than the griefs that fate assigns.”―Homer, The OdysseyI don’t have the group picture from the day my dad visited my fraternity house at Oklahoma State University. It was awkward compared to the “Mom’s Day” photo we would snap a few months later. Not that it’s awkward to take pictures with my dad — we’re all smiles — but the “Dad’s Day” photo, which hung above my fraternity brother’s desk, along with a compilation of date party photos, looked anything but natural.Each year, the university invites parents to spend a day with their kids. Most of us eat at one of the iconic Eskimo Joe’s restaurants, tailgate, and then head to a football game. Afterward, it’s off to the bars, or whatever late night event your parent can muster the energy for. Outside fraternity and sorority houses, you’ll find co-eds posing for group photos with dear old mom or dad.The photos with the moms always turn out great. There we are, hugging mom or kissing her face. Everyone’s laughing and appears to be having a great time. If your mom made it out to the bar for a drink, like mine did, you’d introduce her to the girl you were interested in while acting part of the perfect gentlemen. Then you’d meet the mother of said-girl and your moms would screech about what a cute couple the two of you would make.Can you find me? I’m hugging my mom (in a green shirt)Dads were different. Like Saturn versus Earth different.The group photos always seemed cold. There were some hugs happening, but they were those weird side hugs that Christians seem so fond of giving one another — the “keep some room for the Holy Spirit” variety. Everyone looks like a stoic philosopher; the smiles seem somewhat forced. When the dads came to the bar, they either became Frank the Tank or scanned the room like the Terminator. Most guys never introduced their dad to the girl they were interested in, either. Unlike my mom, my dad and I grabbed dinner and caught up before he had to leave. He had work the next day.I’ve long wondered why the two photos turned out so opposite. Why did we suddenly look like “mama’s boys” when we so often tried to be “the man?” Why such a lack of intimacy with our fathers (and even our friends) when we seemed to be OK with it from our mothers?Where’d You Learn to Be a “Man”?The memory of the Dad’s Day picture has been nagging me, so I start questioning other men and my friends. At first my question was too complex: Who did you learn emotional intimacy from? Or do you feel you have any intimacy with male friends? Some guys laughed. Other stared and responded with something like, “WTF does that mean?” So I changed my question:“Did your dad ever teach you how to be a man?”The responses I’ve received range from learning how to change a tire or the oil in a car, or learning how to tie a tie. This made me think, if this is what qualifies as masculinity, we’re in deep shit. So I dug further.“Did your dad ever talk to you about the mistakes he made in life? Was he vulnerable? Did he teach you how to date or romance a woman? How to pick healthy friends? Did he talk about sex, porn, or masturbation?”It’s fascinating that in Judeo-Christian literature there’s an entire book of the Bible dedicated to teaching a son about money, friends, sex, adultery, making wise decisions, marriage, and business — the book of Proverbs, in case you’re wondering — but in America, the resounding answer I heard from men was, “No, my dad didn’t talk about those things.” If a father did talk about those issues, then it was usually one of those, “This is how sex works… good talk,” moments. But because we live in what I call a fatherless generation, Dad wasn’t often in the picture to begin with.So where did we learn to become men?The Influence of the Alpha MaleMost everyone who’s read Lord of the Flies remembers how a group of boys descend into barbarity, and can easily recall the moment where Piggy gets his brains smashed in. For most boys, growing up these days isn’t all that dissimilar. With no one teaching young men virtue, character, or responsibility, the alpha male emerges thinking he has some semblance of how the world works, and so the other boys follow his lead. Sometimes the alpha male lands that leadership position because he’s mimicking problematic behavior that’s been demonstrated by a shitty father figure at home, which his friends may consider cool, since they don’t have positive male representation around them. Dad shows him porn, so he shows it to his friends, who then learn early on to objectify women. Dad talks about sports all the time and can tell you where every player on the Patriots played junior varsity football, so his alpha son gets his friends into sports and berates them for not having an encyclopedic knowledge. Dad talks about women with misogynistic overtones, so he and his friends mimic him and begin to talk that way too. Dad reminds his son that real men don’t cry. Real men act tough all the time. Real men get angry when insulted. Real men don’t show their emotions.Photos like this are great, but sadly, most men would wonder if they’re gay instead just of friends | Photo by Derek Owens on UnsplashIt doesn’t all come down to just one alpha’s influence, though. Many of these behaviors and ideas permeate young boys’ minds through things they’ve seen or heard in the media and online. The wolves teach the wolf pups how to become wolves. But we don’t run in packs anymore. We prefer to lone wolf it. Or if we do run in a pack, we never display weakness for fear we’ll be turned on and devoured.It’s a lonely world when you don’t have friends you can have deep conversations with. It’s much more common to find yourself in male friendships where you can’t express your angst or pain without fear of being labeled a pussy. There’s no camaraderie. Aside from guys you grab drinks with after work or go to a sporting event with, the extent of your relationship is superficial. When you don’t know how to manage your emotions, you won’t know how to handle rejection, dating, fear, loneliness, or sadness — let alone anything else. Virtues like character, loyalty, love, humility, courage, and vulnerability are replaced with vices like anger, jealousy, vanity, and pride.While men desperately crave emotional intimacy with other men, some of us have built up callouses so tough that even the notion of deep connection is considered effeminate. Instead, men lash out with deadly violence and dive head first into asynchronistic digital intimacy as opposed to real relationships.Getting Bombed in Austin and the Porn PatchEvery man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.— Marcus Tullius CiceroWhen the package bombings that rocked Austin, Texas, made the news this past March, friends called to check and see if I was anywhere near the explosions. Once they learned I was fine, they asked if the bombings carried the markings of someone with military expertise, due to my combat experience.All around Austin, fear ran rampant as rumors were passed as fact. Neighbors informed me that our area of town should expect to be hit next. I laughed at their misinformed panic, fueled by the fact that we love to believe what we want to hear — provided it lines up with what we already assume.When I explained that the Austin bombings carried the mark of an amateur who probably learned from YouTube, the dark web, or a jihadi website, people then asked about motive. While everyone still seems to be searching for it — since bomber Mark Anthony Conditt’s confession video didn’t offer any definitive explanation — I think it’s right in front of our faces. The statement made about Conditt’s confession video by Austin police Chief ­Brian Manley explained that this was “the outcry of a very challenged young man talking about challenges in his personal life that led him to this point.”People were caught up in semantics after Manley’s statement, wanting to know whether the bomber was a terrorist or whether his motive was racially-based, since two of the victims were prominent members of Austin’s black community. I think the more simple truth is — like other men in our generation — Conditt was lonely, isolated, and bought into the view that men express anger and hurt through violence. As I stated in another piece, we’re dealing with a generation that no longer has the skills necessary to cope with hardship and adversity. People are chronically lonely even though they’re more connected than ever. Notice there are zero media reports in which they interview Conditt’s friends or past girlfriends, even. The only people in the interviews are old acquaintances from school or church. And don’t hold up the penalty card as if his dad provided sufficient care because he was raised in a religious home. Many times, religious homes can be the most emotionally vacant place for a young man.Austin bomber Mark Anthony CondittOne thing I feel would confirm my suspicions about the Austin bomber is whether he regularly consumed porn. Hear me out: Since we have no reports on friends or past girlfriends, one thing most lonely men do is watch porn. Just get on 4Chan or a similar site and the chatter often revolves around porn while simultaneously making fun of themselves for living in their parents’ basements. It’s an easy patch for the lack of emotional intimacy they crave with a real human.Can’t get a date? There’s porn for that.Don’t know how to talk to a woman? There’s porn for that.Get rejected when you ask a girl out? There’s porn for that.In my line of work, I counsel a lot of young men through porn addiction. They always come in thinking porn is the issue, but it’s always symptomatic of something much deeper. Out of each man I’ve counseled, I’ve discovered that they all lacked emotional intimacy with their dad growing up. While that may sound ludicrous, consider this excerpt from Dr. Joshua Straub’s book Safe House.A team of researchers at the John Hopkins School of Medicine set out on a 30-year study to find if a single related cause existed for five major issues: mental illness, hypertension, malignant tumors, coronary heart disease, and suicide. After studying 1,377 students over thirty years, the most prevalent single cause wasn’t what everyone thought. They found that the most significant predictor of these tragedies was a lack of closeness to the parents, especially the father.The Warrior PoetLate one evening I stumbled out of a dusty building like a drunk pirate not quite used to walking on land. My head was spinning from the news I had just received. I wanted to vomit and scream all at the same time. The Iraqi base I was stationed at in the middle of Ramadi remained still while the whirl of generators filled the night, my shuffling adding to the noise. Taking another step, I collapsed into the dirt and wept until my tears formed mud on my hands and face.It would be my friend Greg who would find the shell of a man lying on the ground with a muddy, tear-streaked face.“She’s leaving. She’s leaving… god, she’s really leaving,” is all I managed to get out while sobs racked my body.Thirty minutes ago I’d gotten the devastating news about the end of my relationship back home. Iraq was a hard enough place to deal with anyway, but now the person I loved most was gone. Greg leaned me against his barrel-shaped chest and hugged me while I cried. What he said that night made all the difference.“You’re not alone… and we’ll get through this together.”Many view the military as the epitome or last great bastion of masculinity. Even English writer Samuel Johnson once remarked, “Every man thinks meanly of himself for not having been a soldier, or not having been at sea.” Each time men learn I served in the military and in combat, I often hear similar sentiments. “I wanted to enlist, but have a medical condition/parents wanted me to go to college/[insert reason here].” While many men (but not all) see the military as a mark of masculinity, what they fail to recognize or acknowledge is the deep and emotional bonding that occurs amongst soldiers. Instead they paint us solely as warriors and never poets with deep feelings.Of the men I served with I can tell you about their life stories, fears, victories, relationships, and struggles. We’ve cried, hugged, laughed, and shared some of our deepest secrets with one another.Men at war | Photo from WikipediaWhile post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) gets lobbed around like a grenade in a china store as an explanation for why soldiers are killing themselves at an endemic rate, I believe the answer is much simpler. We’re lonely and lack the emotional intimacy we once had with our brothers in arms.Those who ascribe to the toxic view that men should stifle their emotions are likely unaware of a soldier’s capacity to feel deeply — due in large part to the relationships we foster — and their possession of a so-called “effeminate” side.Oh Fathers, Where Art Thou?”The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.”— Plato, “The Republic”As a child, I jumped off houses trying to mimic Superman. I microwaved spiders in an attempt to transform into Spiderman. Every stick was a sword. Apples became grenades. Crackers were carefully bitten into the shape of guns as my brother and I carried out invisible cracker wars with our snacks.But I also drew and loved art. I sang in a choir. I played with Barbies. I wrote poetry and stories.There is currently a two pronged assault on young boys.We view roughhousing, playing with toy swords, and fake war as a sign that our boys will become psychopaths because of recent events.Men falsely believe sensitivity and visible displays of emotions are signs of weakness.This leaves a lot of young men growing up confused. We don’t engage in the healthy types of play we need to bond, and we don’t get the emotional connection we need from fathers or other men. This leaves men apathetic and indifferent when they feel they can be neither, and thus we retreat into our digital worlds of lethargy.Today, many good men sit on the sidelines while evil continues to infect the masculine soul like a cancer. We’re not teaching young men virtue or character, but vice. We’re telling them, tamp down your feelings, but also don’t be too masculine because that’s bad. The internal warrior gets crushed, and the poet is labeled a sissy.I’m not sure what the answer is to all this, but I know it begins with strong male figures “fathering” other men. It will take men of integrity who want to change our culture from within, not those who scream from their social media soapbox. Any change that happens will be built on the backs of one-on-one mentoring between men of character and their pupils lost and adrift in today’s culture.It will take men of honor.It will take courage in a world that promotes vice.Only then can we create warrior poets.Benjamin Sledge

I grew up in Dubai, spent my entire life there up until I moved back to California for college, so I may miss out a couple points that I’ve just gotten used to. This should cover a brief list of things that you’ll notice and may find strange.I think the first thing new tourists and visitors will notice depending on what time of year you decide to visit, is the H E A T. As soon as you walk out of the airport anytime between the end of May to maybe mid September you’ll feel this intense wave of humidity hit you, and if you wear glasses, you’ll be able to not only feel it but see it as your glasses fog right up. This’ll happen every time you walk out of a mall, house or any air conditioned space.The next thing you’ll notice is this incredible sense of hospitality. Arabs are genuinely very giving and selfless. They show their love by cooking and by feeding their guests and loved ones. They take it over the top sometimes, making or ordering a lot more food than can be eaten. The food there is genuinely unlike any food you’ve had elsewhere. If you’re not Arab and this is your first time visiting, I suggest looking into a couple Arabic restaurants and going out to eat, the food is incredibly flavorful and a pleasure to eat and enjoy.Another thing you’ll notice, especially if you haven’t done your reasearch properly is how open minded Dubai is -in general, it’s nothing compared to the Western Hemisphere, however it is a LOT better than the rest of its Arab counterparts, besides Lebanon, as I personally believe Lebanon is as open minded as it gets in the Middle East-, you don’t have to “cover up” as a woman if you don’t like to, however if you do plan on visiting during the holy month of Ramadan, I’d suggest you pack some modest clothing as that month is a big deal for the UAE residents and nationals. Modest clothing is clothing that covers shoulders and up to the knee without showing anything in between (e.g. no crop tops). This pretty much goes for men as well as women. Men are not allowed to walk around shirtless anywhere in public besides the beach and pool areas.Wearing modest clothing is especially focused on during Ramadan, but should be practiced year round.If you do visit during Ramadan, you may also notice how empty the malls are during the day time, as well as how pretty much all, if not most, of the restaurants are closed during the day. This is because as per UAE laws and regulations, and out of respect, restaurants and vendors cannot serve food during the fasting day (from sunrise ‘til sunset). That being said, during this month you can’t eat, drink or smoke in public during the fasting day as that is punishable by a hefty fine. However if you’d like to eat or drink during the day most food courts in malls will be open, just covered by a large separator so mall visitors can’t see the food as they shop or run their errands.Another thing you’ll noice is how smooth the roads are in Dubai. I’ve been to many different countries around the world, and nothing compares to how smooth and flat the streets are there. You may also notice that drivers in Dubai drive a little more aggressively then what you’re used to back home, so if you’re renting a car, I’d suggest staying out of the far left lane unless you’re willing to get tailgated or drive 119 km/h, keeping in mind that the speed limit on most highways except one is 120, and the fine of speeding merely 1 km/h over that is between 600–900AED (it used to be 600, but there were talks of it going up to 900, and even 1000, however I can’t confirm that’s true).Dubai is a BEAUTIFUL city during the day and night time, and I recommend driving down Sheikh Zayed Road during those times to appreciate how beautiful the city skyline looks during those times. Extra bonus points if you manage to do it during sunset.If you’re visiting the beach, I’d also like to point out that the water is pretty warm, MUCH warmer than the Pacific, but I’m not sure about anything else in terms of comparison.Something I noticed after leaving and coming back, was how different it was about PDA. If you’re from a place that allows Public Displays of Affection, you’re in for a bit of a shock when you come to Dubai, as it’s not tolerated here at all, and is also punishable by fines and depending on its intensity, jail time as well, so you really don’t see it often.This doesn’t mean you can’t hold hands (if you’re straight) or kiss on the cheek to greet each other though, but don’t be expecting to take pictures by the fountain at Dubai Mall with your partner kissing on the lips.And finally, the night life is absolutely incredible in Dubai. I’d suggest looking up what kind of bars or clubs you’re into, because there’s a little bit of eveeything. From Irish pubs and bars at the Irish village to world class clubs, there’s a little bit of everything to satisfy everyone.