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What are some rare photos of world history?

This is a super long answer that will take you on a photo tour of history.1.Charming Einstein. CNN article, Einstein and sandals.2.In 1974, a child who first heard a sound with a hearing aid.3.In 1920, U.S. border inspectors stopped refugees from fleeing to Mexico.4.On Sweden's first day of changing traffic rules to right in 1967, all drivers were at a loss what to drive.5.In 1920, a tramp asked King George V of England for money.6.Slimming machines in the 1930s in the United States.7.In 1956, 3.75MB hard disk was removed from Pan Am aircraft.8.In 1955, a father prepared a surprise for the child.9.Austrian children receiving new shoes during World War II.10.One of the earliest photos of the Sphinx in Egypt, taken in 1880.11.In 1944, 18-year-old Norma Jane Mortensen worked in a California factory. Later, she changed her name to "Marilyn Monroe".12.In 1979, Obama took photos with other basketball team members at his alma mater.13.In 1969, Hillary Rodham, who had just graduated from college, changed her name to Hillary Clinton after she got married.14.1958: Elvis Presley in the army.15.In 1944, British distilleries used fighter planes to transport barreled beer to officers and soldiers on the front line.16.In 1975, Vietnam War Orphans were shipped to Los Angeles.17.In 1998, Sudan's civil war killed at least 100 people a day. In MSF's camp, the scrawny boy lines up to get his food, but at this moment is snatched by another man, then strides away…18.In 1932, construction workers rested on steel beams during construction of RCA buildings in New York City.At that time, in the era of the great depression, the unemployment rate was very high, many college students became construction workers, and even six Harvard graduates interviewed for an elevator operator position.19.Hitchcock served tea for the MGM lion. Yes, the one who often appeared at the beginning of a movie.20.On June 17, 1991, a small truck fled from the foot of the eruption of Mount Pinatubo in the Philippines. This is the second largest eruption in the 20th century.21.Soldiers share bananas with lambs during the war, 194422.Tomb of women and husbands of different religions, 1888.23.French little girl kisses American soldiers on Valentine's day, 1945.24.In 1992, Michael vs. Michael. Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson.25.In 1990, Michael Jackson was invited to attend an opening ceremony. The owner who invited him became president of the United States 26 years later. His name is Donald Trump.26.In 1955, customers at the London record store auditioned for records in a soundproof room.27.In 1911, the diving suit developed weighed 250 kg, which was the ancestor of diving suit later.28.In 1994, Bill Gates sat on 330000 pieces of paper with a CD in his hand and told the world:The CD can record more than 330000 pieces of paper.29.Little girl with penguin in zoo, 1937.30.Blind women swimming with guide dogs, 196631.Black kitten waiting for milk, 195432.In 1964, a hotel owner poured sulfuric acid into a swimming pool because he could not tolerate black people swimming in a "clean" pool.33.The last kiss of World War II soldiers before going to sea.34.In 1956, Grace Kelly and Audrey Hepburn were backstage at the Oscars.35.In September 1960, Chiang Kai Shek, who had always been serious in front of the media, put out his tongue to make a face.36.Courts of the Qing Dynasty in China.37.In 1923, the British tested the new bulletproof vest.38.In 1958, elephants were surfing.39.Nuns and children dancing.40.On May 29, 1974, Mao Zedong and Zhou Enlai finally shook hands and said goodbye, and Zhou was admitted to the hospital that night.41.A group photo of Mei Lanfang, a master of art in the East, and Chaplin, a master of art in the West.42.In the winter of the late Qing Dynasty, Empress Dowager Cixi enjoyed the snow.43.Pu Yi, the last emperor of China, was being renovated at the Fushun war criminals Management Institute and was sewing his own clothes.44.Girls on the streets of Kabul, Afghanistan in the 1970s45.During the cold war, a West Berlin man kicked the East Berlin police46.The statue of liberty in 1970s47.Former US President Ford, playing traditional games with Japanese Geisha in Tokyo.48.A soldiers of the Royal Guard fainted during a review by Queen Elizabeth II.49.Princess Elizabeth, who served in the army in World War II, later the queen of England.50.The imperial garden of the Qing Dynasty in the 19th century -- Yuanmingyuan.It will soon be destroyed by the British and French invaders.51.In 1944, in order to prevent Hitler from running away in disguise, the Allied forces released this set of pictures of "Hitler's possible disguise".52.Iran, 1960, women in fashion. It's very different from today.53.In 1960, ruby bridges was the first African American to enter a white primary school in the south of the United States.54.In 1947, the 23-year-old woman jumped from the 86th floor of the Empire State Building and smashed into the roof of a car on the street. Strangely, she didn't suffer too much shock. Her death was quiet and elegant, just like sleeping.55.In 1952, the paramount theater in Hollywood, the first color 3D film in history, Bwana devil.56.It was on April 18, 1955, when Einstein left the office with the table set, he died that night.57.In the early 1990s, when AIDS was spreading, a father was comforting his dying son in his hospital bed. The photo, published in the November issue of life in 1990, is widely believed to have changed public awareness of AIDS.58.In Arlington, Texas, in 1991, then President H.W. Bush kicked off for major league baseball.59.In 1963, Arnold Schwarzenegger was in his first bodybuilding competition when he was just 16 years old.60.In 1945, after the capture of Berlin, a Soviet soldier held a statue of Hitler.61.During the first World War, a British photographer shot a trench battle. What was on the night sky was not fireworks, but the light track formed by the mutual firing of mortars.62.Anthony Biddle, a famous Colonel, is a master of unarmed combat. In this picture, he ordered his trainees to stab him with bayonets, but they never did, because he was able to disarm them by himself.63.Many people forget the impact of war on nature and human beings. In this photo, a Russian Reindeer is watching as Hurricane fighters bombard a hillside in Murmansk.64.A group photo of the legendary fighter Ali and the Beatles.65.This photo was taken by Fortune magazine in 1981 and is being discussed by two technology leaders. What are they talking about? Maybe it's the future of technology.66.Titanic before sinking, 705th survivor photographed by RMS Carpathia photographer on board.67.Mark Zuckerberg started Facebook in his dorm when he was a sophomore at Harvard. He looks like he's drunk, and no one knows that the social software will bring him tens of billions of dollars.68.The picture of 1862 shows for the first time the actual operation of the metro train at edgewell Road Station in London. It is only composed of wooden train carriages.69.Stalin made funny moves between the documentary.70.American astronaut Buzz Aldrin may not be the first man to land on the moon, but he is the best self portrait ever taken. Completed the selfie at the Gemini space ship in 1966.Although the length of this answer will be too long, I will continue to add some historical photos, you can choose to continue reading~71.Dubai 22 years transformation.72.1912, test football helmets.73.In 1940, after the London air raid, a young man read in the ruins, the title of the book is "the history of London". Churchill and Rufus were in chatterwell in 1950.74.On August 23, 1989, two million Lithuanians,Latvians and Estonians joined hands to form an adult wall to protest peacefully against Soviet rule.75.1981 LEGO ad.76.In 1965, Hawking married Jane Wilde.76.In 1885, the statue of Liberty was completed in Paris.77.In 1961, Fritz, a TV star bulldog.78.On August 28, 1963, Martin Luther King Jr. made a speech on "I have a dream". it looked at the Washington Monument from the Lincoln Memorial.79.The B-29 bomber flew over Mount Fuji.80.The 14-year-old signed for Manchester United.81.In the 1960s, London, the classic red double decker bus, the little boy crossing the street and his "mini double decker bus".82.In November 1963, de Gaulle attended Kennedy's funeral.83.In 1966, George Lincoln Rockwell, the leader of the US Nazi party, gave a speech in Lafite square near the White House to support the US Army in Vietnam.84.In 1946, the cemetery of Henry chapel in Belgium, where 7992 American soldiers died in World War II were buried.85.In 1968, IGBO soldiers in Nigeria's civil war.86.On May 1, 1919, Lenin gave a speech on International Labor Day in red square.87.In 1918, in front of Grand Central Station in New York, a pyramid was made of helmets of German soldiers.88.In 1965, the man skated in New York Central Park.89.In 1948, the redecorated White House.90.In 1942, the Ukrainian city of Kerch was slaughtered by the Nazis.91.In 1972, Americans were in Vietnam.92.On April 29, 1945, American soldiers found a boxcar full of corpses in DAHAO concentration camp.93.In 1970, old Truman was in his hometown,independence city.94.When Nixon visited China in 1972, he was thinking about how to use chopsticks.95.On September 12, 1953, the Kennedy couple married.96.In 1957, in Berkshire, Elizabeth II drove by herself, carrying Prince Charles and Princess Anne on the road.97.In 1960, the Sydney Opera House was under construction.98.In 1965, the pageos balloon satellite was tested in a airship hangar in North Carolina. It looks like an alien spaceship or a product of the future, with a strong sense of technology.99.In 1971, the men of the Corleone family.The welcome of this answer surprised me!At the same time, a photo causes controversy, and I will replace it.The choice of these photos is random. You can see that they can be "big" or "small". You may find that a picture of a person who influences the world is a life scene. This is what I think of as history - these people, regardless of their influence, are part of history. They will all live in the memory of some people.I am willing to share those most precious memories, and I choose to continue this answer and finally complete it.100.The little actors in the movie Harry Potter, Emma and Rupert.101.The Empire State Building after it was hit by B-25 on July 28, 1945.102.Theodore Roosevelt, the US president who took part in boxing at Harvard.103.In 1956, the Hungarian Revolution.104.In 1992, when the "Rodney king" uprising in Losangeles, South Koreans were defending their homes.105.In 1944, the Royal Albert Hall in London, "a salute to the Red Army".106.Goering in the Nuremberg trial.107.Halloween, 1925.108.In September 1997, outside Kensington Palace, people gave flowers to Princess Diana.109.John browning and his m1917 water-cooled machine gun.110.Kennedy and Johnson were at Cape Canaveral Air Base during the Cuban missile crisis.111.In the spring of Prague in 1968, Soviet tanks entered Czechoslovakia.112.Fidel Castro and the world's first astronaut Yuri Gagarin warmly embraced.113.Castro laid a wreath for Lincoln in Washington.114.In 1980, Spielberg examined the model at the scene of the shooting of "the Raider.".115.Star Wars, Millennium Falcon cockpit.116.Hitler examined the 800mm Gustav super heavy rail gun.117.On the wedding day of Joseph Goebbels, Hitler was his best man. Hitler walked behind the bride and groom in his coat and hat.118.The first picture in space, 1946 after World War II, was taken by some soldiers and scientists with a German V2 rocket equipped with a camera.119.Henry Ford.(Ford founder), Edison(phonograph, camera, light bulb inventor), Warren Harding(29th president of the United States) and Harvey Firestone (founder of Firestone)chat together.120.During World War II, the B-29 super fortress bomber, the "little boy", was hurled over Hiroshima.121.The quagga, a subspecies of the common zebra, died out in the late 19th century. It is the only live burro photographed, London Zoo, 1870.122.This is the cover photo of the Beatles' famous album Abbey Road, right? No, this is a picture of them coming back to the opposite side of the street in the opposite direction.123.In 1962, F1 pilots launched at ultra-low altitude. The pilots survived but suffered multiple fractures.124.Manhattan, 1908.125.On April 12, 1963, Martin Luther King Jr. was arrested in Birmingham for an unauthorized demonstration.126.Before NASA had PowerPoint.127.Fallen man, World Trade Center, 9.11, 2001.128.In 1945, Mona Lisa returned to the Louvre after World War II.129.Memphis, Tennessee, the first Piggly wiggly, opened in 1916, which is the first truly self selected supermarket.130.Around 1930, Mussolini and the Italian Fascist Party headquarters.131.At the end of World War II, the Soviet sniper Lyudmila pavrichenko, who had killed 309 enemies, was the most capable female sniper in history.132.In 1963, John Lennon was at Abbey Road studio.133.In 1943, German soldiers took a break and played with a kitten.134.Staff canteen of Disneyland in 1961.135.The first McDonald's uncle, Willard Scott.136.A steamboat on the Mississippi River in 1907.137.On September 11, 2001, there was no airliner over the United States. They landed at the airport nearby. Many small airports have a lot of large wide bodied airliners parked, and they are waiting for instructions to resume.138.A Japanese plane that was killed in the battle of Saipan in 1944.139.In 1909, Tolstoy told his granddaughter a story.140.California loggers cut redwoods.141.Japanese samurai probably photographed between 1860 and 1880.142.Osama bin Laden, 14, second from the right.143.In 1999, Google employees.144.Churchill went swimming.144.In 1868, a Native American looked down on the newly built first transcontinental railway. Build the statue of Christ in Rio de Janeiro.145.1911 Times Square, New York.146.Che Guevara.147.1944, London, Ronald Dahl and Hemingway.148.1870s, Fiji mountain warrior.149.In 1942, Erwin Rommel, known as "Fox of the desert", was in the western desert of the North African battlefield.150.On April 22, 1970, the first World Earth Day, more than 7000 people gathered in Philadelphia's Independence Square.continue151.In 1947, when the prisoners of war returned to Vienna, a mother was asking for information about her son.152.A worker lies on the arm of a mercury statue at Grand Central Station in New York.153.In 1891, the old Bismarck and his two dogs.154.1940 anti war protesters in Washington, D.C.155.In 1974, a Chinese martial arts delegation visited the United States. Kissinger shook hands with a young man. He later became a Chinese martial arts superstar, Jet Li.156.The crew of the Soviet cruiser "red Caucasus" and its pet bear.157.On May 3, 1963, in Birmingham, the United States, these children were arrested for violating the apartheid law.158.On November 1, 1952, the first nuclear fusion weapon, "Ivy Mack".159.March may 1871, roadblocks in the Paris Commune Movement.160.On July 21, 1937, during the Spanish Civil War, Marina ginesta, a 17-year-old girl who is a member of the Youth Federation of the Communist Party of Spain, overlooks the chaotic Barcelona.161.On New Year's Eve in 1977, Shah of Iran and Jimmy Carter met. Shortly afterwards, a revolution broke out in Iran.162.In 1911, East London police disguised themselves as dockmen in an investigation into drug smuggling.163.Oswald Mosley, leader of the British Federation of fascists, East London, October 4, 1936.164.In 1925, stuntmen Gladys Roy and Ivan Unger played tennis on a flying plane.165.In 1963, Shi Guangde burned himself in South Vietnam to protest against the religious oppression of the South Vietnamese government and the United States.166.In 1914, Brooklyn bridge builders.167.In April 1954, the West Germans released balloons full of propaganda materials to the East.168.In 1935, “big” cats and “small” cat at the zoo in Tacoma, Washington.169.In October 1927, the fifth Solvay conference was held in Brussels, Belgium. This is the most complete photo of the world's heavyweight scientists.the photo includ:The Nobel Prize winners in physics are Lorentz 1902, Curie 1903, Bragg 1915, Planck 1918, Einstein 1921, Bohr 1922, Compton 1927, Heisenberg 1932, Schrodinger 1933, Dirac 1933, Pauli 1945, born 1954. The Nobel Prize in chemistry was awarded to Madame Curie in 1911 and Debye in 1936.170.The three giants of Yalta: Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin.171.Life magazine published on December 2, 1957 has a humorous animal column. At that time, the picture title was "high-income Alpaca in big cities". The note is "Alpaca Linda is driving home on Broadway. She just finished filming a TV show on ABC New York, and now she can relax and stretch her neck to enjoy the lights on the most famous street in the world. "172.It's hard to imagine Soviet soldiers and American soldiers doing so well. After the anti fascist victory in 1945, the Soviet Union and the US army got together.173.In 1985, the guerrillas attacked the Ministry of justice of Bogot á, and even the tanks entered!174.Moscow, 1977. The lights on the tall building make up the "CCCP", which is very spectacular.175.Soviet fashion women in the 1970s.176.In 1961, ham, the first chimpanzee in space, returned to earth.177.Kennedy played "Princess and Prince" with his daughter.178.Around 1935, Ferdinand Porsche showed Hitler the Volkswagen Beetle.179.During the London bombing, St Paul's Cathedral remained intact after an air raid.180.During the 1973 oil crisis, people had a picnic on the highway.181.In 1939, people entered the temporary air raid shelter in Chongqing.182.In 1958, a car theater in the United States broadcast "Ten Commandments".183.In 1943, native people in the Pacific Ocean appreciated the F4U pirate fighter.184.1989, the fall of the Berlin Wall.185.In 1963, American pilots watched a napalm bomb attack from the cockpit in Vietnam.186.In 1990, when Eastern Europe was in chaos, a 106 year old Armenian man defended her house with a gun.187.Windows 95 is available.188."The Last Jew of Vinica," Ukraine, 1942.189.One of the best representatives of the great depression was "wandering mother" in Oklahoma in 1936. Florence Owen Thompson, 32, has seven children.190.In 1945, two Soviet soldiers held up the Soviet flag on the roof of the German parliament building in Berlin.191.In the Nanjing Massacre, which began in 1937, Japanese soldiers killed 300000 people by cruel means.192.In the 2008 Wenchuan earthquake, Chinese soldiers rescued a child from the ruins. This famous picture is called "unite as one, hold up life".193.The opening ceremony of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games is known as the grandest opening ceremony in history.194.In 1956, an apartheid ice cream shop in Alabama.195.On July 16, 1969, the rocket carrying Apollo 11 broke through the sound barrier.196.In 1945, allied soldiers jeered at Hitler's Nazi gestures on the balcony of the German Chancellor's office.197.In the 1950s, Soviet soldiers fed polar bears in armored vehicles.198.1970s, Los Angeles, the bus to the beach.199.In 1938, Tibetan noble soldiers drinking tea in Suozi armour.200.In 1950, a steam engine passed the Detroit highway.This picture gives us the illusion that two times are combined.201.At the 1936 Berlin Olympic Games, the Hindenburg airship flew over the main venue.202.In 1916, Diana Manas, 24, was called "the beauty of the century".203.In 1924, Lenin and Stalin.204.The cover of Time, May 19, 1980.205.On August 1, 1971, Apollo 15 members placed an aluminum sculpture "fallen astronauts" on the moon in memory of 14 American and Soviet astronauts who died in space flight or training.206.In 1944, the Soviet Union took action in baghlakion.207.On December 7, 1941, after the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, New York citizens snapped up newspapers.208.In 1957, the first computer of Norwich City government was transported to the office of the financial department.209.In 1972, IRA fighters opened fire on British troops in Northern Ireland.210.In 1965, a civil rights activist was arrested during a protest in front of the Los Angeles government building.211.In the 1950s and 1960s, American real estate companies began to advertise nuclear bomb hole.212.The Kalinan diamond (star of Africa), discovered in South Africa on January 26, 1905, is the largest natural diamond raw stone to date.Top: raw stone;middle: 9 diamonds after cutting;bottom: glass imitation.213.On December 15, 1941, a week after the Pearl Harbor incident, Ruth Lee, a waitress in a Chinese restaurant, planted the flag of the Republic of China on the beach in Miami to avoid being recognized as a Japanese.214.In 1994, in Rwanda, more than 1.5 million people died in the Holocaust in three months.215.Khmer Rouge, an organized "self extinction".216.Chernobyl in 1981, the most serious nuclear accident in history. Soviet helicopters are throwing sand to bury radioactive dust.217.Tagore, an Indian poet, was the first Asian to win the Nobel Prize for literature.218.Nehru and Gandhi.219.In 1994, friends began broadcasting.220.In January 2007, the first generation of iPhone was released, which opened the "Apple mobile era".221.On July 8, 2011, during the sts-135 mission, the space shuttle Atlantis lifted off, marking the end of the space shuttle era, which lasted for 31 years.222.It's the first picture ever taken in France in 1825. It took eight hours to exposure.end

What should I be aware of, legally or perhaps illegally, before visiting England (UK), while coming from the USA?

For a vacation, stopover or weekend trip you need to inform yourself with this excellent travel guide for adventurous explorers and pilgrims everywhere.From swimming with dolphins in the Thames, through a hair greying trip on the world's slowest roller-coaster (the London Eye) to having a cup of tea with the Queen in Harrods All You Can Eat Spud And Cabbage Buffet - there is much more to London than the Blitz and Boris Johnson.Wander down Carnaby Street and see if you can spot the Beatles or Peter Sellers driving one of their famous 'mini cars'.​Or come right up to date with the latest in techno grunge rap hip hopsters in any one of the three small London nightclubs.Here are some humorous tips for the intrepid international traveller, the local day-tripper or just the curious who might go there one day.Arriving at London Heathrow AirportLondon Heathrow airport is one of the most modern in the world. Aeroplanes can land and take off there on the fine long runway which was recently reseeded.You can reach your destination in London City within three days using the high speed shuttle service - and with a bit of luck your baggage will join you before the return home.Should your bags disappear en route they will be transferred to the historic left luggage holding centre where specially trained thieves will sift through the contents for anything of value.The runway is closed on Sundays to allow the Queen’s polo ponies to graze. Other local airports such as Luton and Gatwick run a half day service every other Thursday.The Tube or London UndergroundWe don’t call it the subway in England. The underground rail network is called the Tube. A clanking, random, sweaty mode of transport – it is a miracle that it works at all. But it does.One of the delights to be sampled in London is at 7pm when the London Underground closes for the night, and you are the last person on the platform or killing zone. Whose are those footsteps echoing down the corridors? Jack the Ripper?In seriousness, the Tube is the best way to get around London... and to leave it at high speed when the break is over.In order to navigate London successfully you simply need to memorise the tube map.The Tube Gifts >>Learn to Speak CockneyA Cockney is someone who was born within the sound of Bow Bells which is presumably a church in the East End of London. You are more likely to hear Somali than Cockney in the East End these days but they are picking up the lingo remarkably well.The idea of Cockney speak is to replace a perfectly reasonable word with one that rhymes. So instead of going up the road - road rhymes with toad - add another word to confuse the foreigners - frog and toad - and then get rid of the rhyming word."I am going up the frog". This is impossible to understand and one of our national treasures.Here are a few more Cockney expressions.Plates of meat - feetMince pies - eyesTrouble and strife - wifeJacob's Crackers - knackersLady Godiva - fiverApples and pears - stairsSky rocket - pocketRemember to only use the first word in the expression or you will look like a middle class fool.There is also double rhyming slang where the expression moves even further away from the original word. "I fell on me Arris". Arris is short for Aristotle which rhymes with bottle - bottle and glass means ass.There are many more of these but you can always just nod politely and offer them some money to go away.​Royal FamilyAfter the Brixton riots of 1981 the Royals were toppled and replaced by a collection of D list celebrities voted for by the successful rioters. They have since settled into Buckingham Palace and are much loved.Never say anything against the New Royal Family when in London - all English people are under orders to love them and are watched by the much feared security service for careless words.​Quite sensible people and David Icke believe that the Royal Family are actually shape-shifting giant lizards.Internet AvailabilityThe UK was connected to the internet in 2009. It is believed that as many as fifty people may use it on a regular basis.Based at Bletchley Park, visitors are reminded that a two pin plug and some sticky tape hold the whole thing together – so remember to save those longer emails regularly!We also invented the language of the internet. This is useful because the English refuse to speak anything else.Croquet World SeriesMuch like the American Baseball World Series, the croquet equivalent is played between two teams from neighbouring villages. The whole of England stops while this seven day event is on, and it is streamed live in HD by Sky on the single available televisual channel.The English people learn this game from an early age; it is part of the compulsory education for school children . The top players earn small fortunes, and their wives and girlfriends often appear in Hello magazine.If you are coming to England - get some practice in first.There have been rumours of drug-taking in recent years but the top players use nothing more than a strong cup of tea.​English SuperiorityThe English believe they are superior to all foreigners, especially Americans. They are embarrassed by this and therefore act in an inferior manner. This can be very confusing.Even when annoyed or distressed by a lack of tea they will still be polite.Don't fall for it. And don't try to understand. It makes no sense.Always Wear a Bowler HatMuch as you might wear a backward facing baseball cap in order to visit the Vatican (Pope City), it is important to purchase a bowler hat on entry to the UK.These are available at any high quality airport gift shop for only thirty eight English pounds for a plastic one, along with the red telephone box (now gone), the red pillar box (soon going) and the red bus (cancelled).Although English heritage has largely fallen into disrepair or been sold off to the Middle East - be assured that visitors will be able to buy all these souvenirs as they exit through Ye Olde Gifte Shoppe at Terminal 5.​Tea - The National DrinkThe traditional British cup of tea consist of two spoons of sugar, milk, PG Tips and hot water. It is a foul warm liquid that is the national drink.Never refuse a cup of tea; this would give great offence to a little Englander. And never drink right to the bottom either.Some psychics will tell you they can read your fortune by studying tea leaves. They can't.​More Tea Vicar?The same name is applied to the custom of having a snack at precisely 16:00 daily.The only food on offer will be scones (a hard doughy indeterminate cake mix), jam and cream.This will be accompanied by more bloody tea served from a ludicrously expensive china pot in very small china cups. If a person is making this for you in their home, which is highly unlikely, they will mutter frequently “one per person and one for the pot”.Pretend to be wildly amused by this quaint custom and don’t touch the scones.The Glorious English WeatherEngland is positioned ideally within the temperate zones. A gentle warm breeze will start the day, with Mediterranean temperatures for the late morning and afternoon.Evenings are warm but then cooling sufficiently for a good nights sleep. Nowhere has air con apart from the expensive hotels.The summer season lasts from March to November, and it should be a pleasant arrival at Heathrow in your shorts, novelty t-shirt and sandals.In truth, England has a few nice days a year. The rest of the time it is at best variable and at worst grey, rainy and windy.You will need an umbrella.​DemocracyWe are proud of our Parliamentary system although naturally we hate the politicians.In the old days the people were governed by rich aristocrats who cruelly taxed the peasants and made them fight in their wars. Now we get to vote for which rich aristocrat governs us.The visitor to London will want to see the Houses of Parliament. They can get within twenty miles before being detained for ten weeks under Ye Olde Terrorism laws and get a free rendition holiday to Egypt for an extended break.Tip: Do not use your camera anywhere and try not to look like an Arab.Manners and EtiquetteWhen encountering an English person who is attempting to walk through the same gap as you they will stop and say “after you”. This action may be accompanied by exaggerated hand gestures and / or bowing. This does not mean you can continue. That would be the height of rudeness and could lead to a fight or even worse, a loud ahem.You must halt immediately and say “after you”. The English person will then say “oh no, after you”. Do not go. It’s an etiquette trap. The English spend all their lives practicing this. They will always win.Helpful Phrases for Use in LondonPractice muttering these to yourself. The idea is not to directly address anyone and you don't need to know the precise meaning.​Pardon meSorryMy faultPlease don't bother​How awfulAfter youThese expressions of misery, apology and mild abuse are what made this country great. In truth we love being grey and slightly damp.Thanks for VisitingLondon welcomes visitors and we hope you enjoy your stay.We may moan about you coming here, your lack of manners and being foreign – but it would be nice to have a paying guest and we really need the money.See you soon! Toodle pip.

Who is the luckiest cricketer ever and why?

Read a few answers I will add Karun Nair to the list.I will state why was he lucky.Cheated DeathThe accident occurred as Nair along with some others were celebrating a temple festival, "Valla Sadya', a celebration of the Sree Parthasarathy Temple, near his hometown of Chenganoor in Alapuzha district.It was a snake boat he was travelling in and it turned over with 100 others on board. Reportedly, two youth went missing from the boat.The incident occurred at around 11.45 am on July 17 as the boat was about to reach the temple for the offerings and the rituals. However, swift action from the locals and rescue boats helped save the lives of Nair and some others."I didn't know how to swim. People there rescued me and I was lucky to live again."-Karun NairPremature BirthNair’s mother revealed that Karun was born premature and "the doctors advised us that he should always be made to exert and we did that and he learned cricket by playing on the streets right from a very early age".The InningsKarun had his fair run of luck going his way - first he was dropped by England skipper Alastair Cook on 34 and then by Joe Root at 217. His stumping was missed once.Many edges just fell short.He was lucky to be picked in that match considering his not so good performances in the previous two tests.India delayed declaration only for him to complete his 303*.Lucky Selection and IPLNair bagged his first-ever contract in the Indian Premier League (IPL) in the 2013 edition. Royal Challengers Bangalore bought him (RCB). The two games he played there ensured he was soon to be given his Ranji Trophy debut.One of the lucky players to play IPL before Ranji.I think it was a great feeling. Everyone wants to play Test cricket and to be picked in the Test squad was an amazing feeling. And the person who broke the news to me was my idol, Rahul Dravid. He came up to the room and he told me I was selected. You can’t get a better feeling than that and I have never had a better experience.-Karun NairHe was picked up at 5.6 Cr by KXIP .He hasn’t yet set the IPL on fire and was picked at a good price considering his poor IPL 10 with DD.He has been the captain of India A for quite some time now and can again break into the Test Team considering his performances.Refer : When 'lucky' Karun Nair cheated deathInterview with Karun Nair: "To know about my selection into the Indian side from Rahul Dravid was a special feeling"https://indiatimes.com/sports/its-300-unstoppable-karun-nair-hammers-in-the-final-nail-to-the-british-coffin-267734.htmlHappy Reading!!!!!Image Credits : BingSuggestions are Welcome.

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