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→How can I get an internship at Consiglio Devastations?There used to be job application forms in the Consiglio Devastations description, but those seem to have been removed, likely by Ethan or Jonathan Chen.Ever since Dave received word from Tatiana Estevez that ConsDeva was starting to turn into a meme, the company executives (excluding myself) decided it would be wise to reduce the “Everyone Dies™” to a minimum.And gradually, our Discord chat became an abandoned headquarter. It’s been two months since the last activity on the chat (save for yesterday, when I said “hi”).Aside from Dave occasionally dropping an Everyone Dies™ (hypothetical scenario) under his science answers, ConsDeva is almost ancient history.

I had accompanied a friend to his job interview, while I dressed up like a homeless programmer with a back pack and slippers. I was down with a cold.While my friend was in the interview, I looked around the office and pointed out at some things that caught my eye.I asked around what they were and what those thing did.Minutes later, I was given a job application form, asking me to fill it up.I replied that I'm not here for the interview.They insisted I fill up something.I left my name and contact no.I got the job.

Let me take you through the entire process you would take to apply for a job.Go online, find a job advertPhone the number in the ad and ask for an application formPick up the application form off your doormat once it's delivered by the postmanFill it outPut it in an envelope along with any other requested informationPost it back to the companyWait for a call to attend an interviewGo to the interviewGet the jobNice and familiar.Now let me take you through the entire process for a homeless person to get a job:Find a job advert in a local free paperBeg for some change to call the number in the advertBeg for a lot more money to get an address the application form can be sent toBeg for some more money to feed yourself while you waitBeg for some money to buy interview clothesBeg for some more money to pay for ID to open a bank account so you can get paidUse some of the money left over to call another job advert as the last one expired many months ago as begging takes a very long time to get anythingApply for the jobWalk to the interview because you don't have a car, and public transport is insanely expensiveGet the jobLive happily ever afterGetting a job when you're homeless is not a trivial thing. You can't just walk into a temp agency as they don't want to deal with you. You need an address to get employment. You need an address to get a bank account. You need an address to get ID.I've said this before, but it bears repeating again. Imagine you're an HR person for Big Business Corp. Two people apply for a job, one with the address 1 Main Street, USAville, 90210, and the other with the address Whirlpool Refrigerator Box Covered in Orange Tarp, Behind the bins at the rear of Jiffy Lube on Main Street, USAville, 90210. Which one gets the application form, and which one goes in the bin?That's why homeless people beg instead of applying for jobs.