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A wise woman once remarked:“Ain't nobody got time for that!”Alright, some people obviously do, but I've been too busy to go all-out on a costume, settling instead for wearing increasingly outrageous hats.Not sure how I'll outdo this work of art from last year, but perhaps Habib can give some tie suggestions. One way or another, the chicken stays.I used to be more serious about being funny, though! Back in my heyday, I made a costume of Facebook which was a smashing success. People could write on my Wall - a long roll of fax paper which could scroll like a Torah; I ‘became friends’ with iconic figures like Snoopy, Chuck Norris, and God; and I could ‘update my status’ to reflect the fact that I'm sleeping.Happy Purim, folks!(And thanks for the A2A, User!)

Here are some other facts I found, don't know how many of them are true:1. In his first year of school, Kurt Cobain was known as the inquisitive student with the Snoopy lunchbox, one of the only children bold enough to pose for a photo with a bear cub that was brought in for show-and-tell.2. In middle school, Cobain began playing the drums in the school band, which was also his favourite class. The band director remembered him as being a fairly run-of-the-mill student - not particularly extraordinary as far as musical talent goes, but not the worst.3. At age fourteen, Cobain announced to a schoolmate that he would be a superstar musician, get rich and famous, kill himself and go out in a blaze of glory like Jimi Hendrix (neither boy realised Hendrix’s death wasn’t suicide).4. Suicide was a fact of life from early on in Cobain’s life. There were several within his family, and when Cobain was about thirteen, he and a schoolmate came across a corpse hanging from a tree after a kid hanged himself outside of the elementary school. Cobain and his classmates stared for thirty minutes before school officials sent them on their way.5. In such a small town, Cobain had to be crafty about getting alcohol while underage, so he and his friends arranged a deal with a morbidly obese alcoholic. They wheeled the man to the store in a grocery cart and gave him money to buy them beer; in exchange, they paid for malt liquor for him.6. One of Cobain’s favourite foods was Kraft-brand macaroni and cheese. Despite his request, caterers in Atlanta once created a macaroni shells, jack cheese and jalapeños meal, assuming it was close enough. It wasn’t - what the catering managers got instead was Courtney Love, demanding “What the fuck are jalapeños and jack cheese doing in this macaroni?” and then promptly dumping it in the trash.7. Cobain jumped from job to job for a time after dropping out of high school, including one at a YMCA. One night, just for fun he and his friends tagged that particular YMCA. The next day at work, Cobain was assigned the task of washing it off. Poetic.8. After the release of Nirvana’s first single, ‘Love Buzz’, Cobain gave a copy to the college radio station KCMU, and then remained tuned in to his car radio all day to hear it. When he didn’t immediately hear it, he pulled off the road, found a pay phone and requested it himself.9. Despite partaking in his fair share of risky behaviours, Cobain could not be accused of being an unsafe driver. On Nirvana’s first tour in bassist Krist Novoselic’s van, everyone was put in a driving rotation except Cobain because everyone thought he drove too slowly. In fact, then-girlfriend Tracy recalls him driving “like a little old lady”.10. The first time Love and Cobain slept together, she was surprised to discover that he wore zebra-print briefs for underwear. She informed him he should be wearing boxers, and, though slightly abashed, from that point on he did.1. Before Nirvana, Cobain had auditioned to be in the Melvins, but was rejected.2. While still a teenager, for eight months Cobain lived at a friend’s house and slept on the sofa.3. When Nirvana was on the rise, Metallica sent them a fax that read: “We really dig Nirvana. Nevermind is the best album of the year. Let’s get together soon, Metallica. PS, Lars hates the band.”4. For many years, Cobain enjoyed making Super-8 films. One of these movies contains a scene in which Cobain commits suicide.5. In his free time, Cobain liked to buy big hunks of meat from the grocery store, and then go out into the woods and shoot at them with a variety of guns.6. For a time, Cobain would often throw up before each show.7. In June 1976, shortly after his parents divorced, a young Cobain scribbled onto his bedroom wall, “I hate Mom, I hate Dad, Dad hates Mom, Mom hates Dad, it simply makes you want to be sad.”8. One of Cobain’s friends, Carrie Montgomery, once said that he “made women want to nurture and protect him. He was a paradox in that way, because he also could be brutally and intensely strong, yet at the same time, he could appear fragile and delicate.”9. Cobain came close to joining the Navy, even meeting with a recruitment officer at one point to discuss enrolling.10. A line from one of Cobain’s journals reads: “I have met many minds able to store and translate a pregnantly large amount of information, yet they havent an ounce of talent for wisdom or the appreciation of passion.”11. Cobain recorded his first songs in December 1982 at his Aunt Mari’s house. They involved a guitar, bass, and spoons banged against a suitcase. Cobain titled the recordings “Organized Confusion.”12. Cobain started using heroin on a daily basis to relieve his chronic stomach pains. In his diary, he wrote, “So I decided, if I felt like a junkie, I may as well be one.”13. At one point, Cobain claimed to spend $100 per day on heroin.14. In one journal entry, Cobain stated that the Sex Pistols were “one million times more important than the Clash.”15. After Nirvana was famous, Cobain offered to play at the inaugural International Pop Underground festival in Olympia, but the event coordinators turned him down. Cobain was hurt by the rejection, and felt alienated from the scene he cared about most.16. Cobain started wearing boxer briefs after Courtney Love expressed concern over his tiger-print Y-fronts.17. Cobain would sometimes get moody and sit in a corner for 45 minutes without saying a word.18. Cobain once wrote, “Art that has long lasting value cannot be appreciated by majorities, only the same, small percent will value arts patience as they always have. This is good.”19. As a child, Cobain could recite the dialog from Close Encounters Of The Third Kind word-for-word.20. Just hours after performing on Saturday Night Live, and one week before Nevermind hit number one on the charts, Cobain overdosed on drugs. Courtney Love found him at 7:00 am the next morning lying on the floor. She revived him by splashing water on his face and punching him in the stomach.21. On Christmas Eve, 1991, three months after the release ofNevermind, Cobain and Courtney Love were living in a tiny room in a friend’s apartment.22. As a boy, Cobain was temporarily put on Ritalin to curb his hyperactivity.23. When asked what it’s like being number one on Billboard, Cobain responded, “It’s like being number 16, only even more people kiss your ass.”24. One of Cobain’s most prized possessions was a signed first edition of William S. Burroughs’ Naked Lunch.25. In 1992, Cobain claimed that he and Courtney Love spent a million dollars: $80,000 on personal expenses, $380,000 on taxes, $300,000 on a house in Carnation, Washington, and the rest on doctors and lawyers. “That’s not very much,” said Cobain. “That’s definitely not what Axl [Rose] spends a year.”26. After performing “Territorial Pissings” on Saturday Night Live, Cobain and Nirvana bassist, Krist Novoselic began French-kissing. SNLrefused to air the footage on reruns.27. Before he was famous, for a time Cobain worked as a swimming instructor for kids at the YMCA in Aberdeen.28. Cobain claims he started throwing 7-Up cans full of pebbles at police cars at the age of six.29. In a letter he sent to Nirvana’s former drummer, Dave Foster, Cobain wrote: “Getting a name on a record isn’t shit. Anybody can do it, but theres a big difference between credentials & notoriety, and self respect through music.”30. After hearing “In Bloom” for the first time and feeling overwhelmed by how good it was, in 1992 Courtney Love said: “I instantly felt sorry for Kurt. I knew immediately the nightmare that awaited the poor thing.”31. As a child, Cobain had a Mickey Mouse drum kit.32. Cobain once wrote: “I have been forced to become a reclusive Rock Star. IE: No interviews, no radio appearances, etc. due to the legions of self appointed authorities on music who are not musicians, who have not contributed anything artistic to Rock and Roll besides maybe a few second rate long winded, books on Rock and Roll and most importantly who are the highest group of mysogynists in all forms of expression.”33. The first time Cobain saw himself on television was on September 28, 1991, for a taping of MTV’s 120 Minutes.34. One year, Cobain cut up an inflatable sex doll and wore it for Halloween.35. Cobain once said, “I went through most of my adolescent life being a male and not being aware of feminism, but I was always more of a feminine person. I always felt more inclined to hang out with girls, and I appreciated softer pop music during most of my childhood, until I became a teenager when I started smoking pot.”36. Before launching into “Smells Like Teen Spirit” live on the British television show The Word, Cobain announced, “Courtney Love, the lead singer of the sensational pop group Hole, is the best fuck in the world.”37. Cobain’s favorite Pixies song is “Gigantic.”38. Courtney Love once said, “Kurt was pure and he was also insanely ambitious. He wanted what he got, but because of his training, because of Olympia, he decided he didn’t want it.”39. When just starting out, Cobain insisted that Nirvana practice five nights a week.40. While in junior high, Cobain’s father, Donald, enrolled Cobain in his school’s wrestling team. In tournaments, Cobain refused to fight back. Instead, he sat on the mat with his arms folded.41. As a boy, Cobain had an imaginary friend named “Boddah.”42. Cobain often watched television late into the night.43. In a letter to his father, Donald, Cobain wrote: “Ive never taken sides with you or my mother because while I was growing up I had equal contempt for you both.”44. While homeless for a time, Cobain would sleep in the waiting room at Grays Harbour Community Hospital, the place of his birth.Sources:44 Things You Didn't Know About Kurt Cobain10 Things You Never Knew About Kurt CobainHere's some trivia for those interested in more: Kurt Cobain - Trivia - IMDb

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