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Where are the boundaries between racial, age, and gender profiling, prejudice, and prudence?

The problem with racial profiling is that it subjects innocent people to unwarranted suspicion and accusations. No matter what percentage of people can be considered criminal, there is an additional percentage who cannot be considered criminal. And it is a violation of the civil rights of all of these people to make an assumption that is not based on evidence, as opposed to statistical assumptions. And this state of affairs impacts the resisting arrest/excessive force problem.Given that we are operating with brains little evolved beyond our hunter/gatherer ancestors, we are predisposed to be xenophobic (fearful and hateful toward strangers/foreigners or anything that is strange/foreign), according to Eagleman (2011). Therefore, people of different races, ethnicities, cultures, and religions are viewed with suspicion instinctively; and this suspicion can only be overcome by intentionally altering these subconscious reactions, facilitating conformity with societal expectations for acceptance of diversity. A prime example seems to be the Indian caste system that remains in evidence, despite the apparent relatively homogeneousness of the population (India’s caste system is alive and kicking – and maiming and killing | Mari Marcel Thekaekara).It is a display of prejudice (pre-judgment of a person or act without facts of the particular situation) to make a statement such as that of President Obama with regard to the arrest of the Black professor, due to the President having admitted that he was not in possession of all of the facts. And, it is a display of prejudice for police to confront minorities based only on the fact that they are minorities.Call it rationalization if you will, but just like the “redlining” of real estate sales that purportedly showed bias against minorities, there are some realities. The legislated demand for sales in redlined areas contributed to the recent failure of the real estate market, and there are statistical realities that must be faced. Black men are 35% and Black women are 18% more likely to die of cancer than Whites (WebMD, 2007). In the U.S., Blacks account for seven times more new HIV infections than Whites; and, in the gay/bisexual community, Blacks have twice the rate of infection as Whites (WebMD, 2008). Hypertension, diabetes, and stroke are much higher in the U.S. Black population (WebMD, 2011).Ebonics is apparently a conglomeration of variations of several linguistic backgrounds (primarily West African), Creole, and Southern States English (The Language Samples Project, 2001). I cannot recall the source, however, I have read that the linguistic structure of Ebonics is consistent with certain lower-class dialects in England, indicating that it is not without precedent. It is in most cases improper to fault someone for being a product of their environment; however, when a product of that environment interacts with the product of another environment, it is understandable that differing styles of communication can create friction. Moreover, the differences in verbiage provide evidence of the racial/ethnic/class differences; apparently intentionally in some cases.Research on prejudice (in this case with Jewish males) has indicated that those who have been the subject of prejudice, or perceive that they have been subjected to prejudice, were reportedly more aggressive, sadder, more anxious, and more egotistical than those not perceiving such prejudice (Dion & Earn, 1981). In other words, once a person has been discriminated against, it is more likely that the person will be hypersensitive to perceived discrimination, possibly seeing it where it does not exist. And, more importantly, their perceptions of prejudice interfere with their accepting the culture of the majority group, and encourage differentiation in speech, fashion, and resistance to the adoption of majority group goals.It is only human to base responses on past personal experience and perceptions of empirical statistics. This means that crime statistics are a relevant consideration in the arena of bias and reality, with about one in three Black males being convicted felons, as opposed to about one in 17 White males (statistics cited below). Racism must be considered as a contributor to the high incarceration rates for minorities. However, there is statistical support for the argument that Blacks are more likely to commit crimes. And, other variables are being taken into consideration during the decision-making process regarding prosecution and sentencing; these include prior convictions, employment history, and education level. These considerations contribute to the determination of whether or not the individual will be a contributing member of society or will return to criminal behavior if not prosecuted and incarcerated.Cultural separations also exist that exacerbate the problem. Education plays a major role in employability that can counteract pursuit of criminal activities. The national average for completion of high school by White students is about 75%, and the average for Black students is about 50% (Swanson, 2004).The genres of Black music tend to provide a misogynistic and anti-social message juxtaposed to the extravagant lifestyle of successful performers (Kanye West - Blame Game, Dr. Dre - Bitches Ain’t Shit, Geto Boys - Crooked Cop; Ill Bill - How to Kill a Cop, N.W.A - Fuck tha Police, Ice Cube - Ghetto Bird, etc.). This indoctrination of the young is destructive. As Plato declared with regard to the education of children, “the most important part of every task is the beginning of it, especially when we are dealing with anything young and tender(.) … For then it can be so easily moulded (sic)” (1935/1992, p. 54).The genre of black music also provides examples of the Black community’s failure to provide witness information that could reduce crime. Jam Master Jay, Biggie Smalls, and Tupak Shakur were significant Black music figures murdered by unidentified perpetrators with a firearm, and in all of these cases witnesses have been uncooperative. Likewise, rapper Busta Rhymes refused to cooperate after witnessing the murder of his bodyguard, as did 50 other witnesses (Hampson, 2006). Hampson also reported on the nation-wide “Stop Snitching” movement in the Black community.Photo taken by the author adjacent to Westheimer Blvd. near Montrose Blvd., Houston, TX, June 2013The 2000 census indicated that 12.9% of the U.S. population was Black, and 77.1% was White (Census, 2001a) (Census, 2001b). In 2005, one victim and one offender homicides were mostly intraracial, about 93% for Black victims (with 49% of all homicide victims being Black) and 85% for white victims (Harrell, 2007). Black offenders accounted for more than 50% of the offenders arrested for murder and non-negligent manslaughter (U.S. Department of Justice, 2009). Hickey (2006) reported on an extensive study that indicated that out of the 249 serial killers studied, 23% were Black, 72% were White, 3% were Hispanic, 1% were Asian, and 1% were “other.” Based on then current incarceration rates, about 32% of Black males will be imprisoned during their lifetime, along with 5.9% of White males (Bureau of Justice Statistics, 2007).Therefore, assuming the accuracy of the indication that more than 20% of the serial killers have been Black, there is an over-representation of Black serial killers, compared to White serial killers. Hickey reported that, between 1995 and 2004, about 44% of identified serial killers were Black. Safarik, Jarvis, and Nussbaum (2006) studied elderly female sexual homicide and their research population of offenders was found to be 44% White and 42% Black. Hickey (2006) also reported that serial killing has been generally intraracial; however, serial killers do kill people of other races. Safarik et. al (2006) determined that, in their elderly female sexual homicide research, "Blacks offend interracially 77% of the time … and Whites only 4%" (p. 113). Walsh (2005) reported serial killing ratios similar to those of Hickey, and commented on the mythological nature of the popular conception that serial killing is a White phenomenon.With regard to gang-related violence, the most recent figures provided by law enforcement are 46 percent Hispanic/Latino gang members, 35 percent African-American/black gang members, more than 11 percent white gang members, and 7 percent other race/ethnicity of gang members (https://www.nationalgangcenter.gov/survey-analysis/demographics). And given the backlash of perceived racial profiling (even when it is not present) that elicits angry behavior by some minorities whenever they are approached by police, with such anger being perceived by law enforcers as a potential for violence, law enforcers take a more jaundiced view of those they must contact to do their job."Having a chip on one's shoulder" (being defensive due to something that has happened in the past) has been empirically supported.Also worth noting is that there is a significant disproportion of Black people assaulting officers (Sheets, 2014). Of the officers feloniously killed in 2012 about 30% of the assailants were Black, 87.5% of those officers where White and 12.5% were Black (Criminal Justice Information Services Division, 2013). This indicates that the probability of being killed by a Black person is significantly higher than the population statistics might indicate.Presumably, the expectations of police officers as to the increased probability of Black people being engaged in illegal activities (as supported by available statistics) affects how they deal with Black people, hence the “driving while Black” scenario.Unfortunately, media representations fuel the negative responses of the Black community, perpetuating a negative spiral; presumably contributing to the arrest statistics. It seems logical to assume that media representations increase the propensity to resist arrest, which presumably increases the propensity of officers to escalate force beyond what is reasonable.It also seems that a logical course of action would be to accentuate the reality that individuals being arrested have a legal obligation to submit to arrest, and officers have an obligation to effect the arrest. The rights of an arrestee are limited to due process. If the arrest is unlawful, that determination will be made during the judicial process.References:Bureau of Justice Statistics. (2007). Criminal Offenders Statistics. Office of Justice Programs, U.S. Department of Justice. Retrieved on July 19, 2009. Retrieved from: http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/crimoff.htm#prevalenceCriminal Justice Information Services Division, Uniform Crime Reports, Federal Bureau of Investigation, U.S. Department of Justice. (2013). Law enforcement officers killed and assaulted, 2012. Washington, DC: U.S. Department of Justice.Dion, K. L., & Earn, B. M. (1981). The phenomenology of being a target of prejudice. In E. Aronson (Ed.), Readings about the social animal (3rd ed.) (pp. 281-292). San Francisco: W. H. Freeman. [Reprinted from The journal of personality and social psychology 32(5), 1975]Eagleman, D. M. (2011). Incognito: The secret lives of the brain, New York: Random House.Hampson, R. (2006, March 29). Anti-Snitch Campaign Riles Police, Prosecutors. USA TODAY. Retrieved on July 21, 2009. Retrieved from: http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-03-28-stop-snitching_x.htmHarrell, E. (2007, August). Special report: Black victims of violent crime. U.S. Department of Justice, Office of Justice Programs, Bureau of Justice Statistics. Retrieved from: http://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/bvvc.pdfHickey, E. W. (2006). Serial murderers and their victims. Belmont, CA: Thomson Wadsworth.Plato (1992). The republic (A. D. Lindsay, Trans.). New York: Knopf. (Reprinted from The republic, 1935)Safarik, M. E., Jarvis, J. P., & Nussbaum, K. E. (2006). Sexual homicide of elderly females: Linking offender characteristics to victim and crime scene attributes, in R. D. Keppel (Ed.).Offender profiling (2nded.) (pp. 107-125). Mason, OH: Thompson. (Reprinted from Journal of Interpersonal Violence, Vol. 17, No. 5, 2002. Sage Publications, Inc.)Sheets, J. J. (2014, August 5). Arrest situations: Understanding the dangers. FBI Law Enforcement Bulletin. Retrieved from: https://leb.fbi.gov/2014/august/officer-survival-spotlight-arrest-situations-understanding-the-dangersSwanson, C. B. (2004). Who graduates? Who doesn’t? A statistical portrait of public high school graduation, class of 2001. Urban Institute. Retrieved from: http://www.urban.org/sites/default/files/alfresco/publication-pdfs/410934-Who-Graduates-Who-Doesn-t-.PDFThe Language Samples Project. (2001). African-American English. The University of Arizona. Retrieved on July 21, 2009. Retrieved from: http://www.ic.arizona.edu/~lsp/AAEnglish.htmlU. S. Census Bureau. (2001a, August). The White Population: 2000. Census 2000 Brief.Retrieved on December 23, 2007. From: http://www.census.gov/prod/2001pubs/c2kbr01-4.pdfU.S. Census Bureau. (2001b, August). The Black Population: 2000. Census 2000 Brief. Retrieved on December 23, 2007. From: http://www.census.gov/prod/2001pubs/c2kbr01-5.pdfU.S. Department of Education. (2005, February 23). President's New High School Initiative, Other Proposed Programs Tackle Issues Important to Hispanics [Press Release]. Retrieved on July 19, 2009, from: http://www.ed.gov/news/pressreleases/2005/02/02232005a.htmlU.S. Department of Justice. (2009, September). 2008 Crime in the United States: Table 43: Arrests by race, 2008.Retrieved on October 24, 2009. Retrieved from: http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/cius2008/data/table_43.htmlU.S. Department of Labor. (2008, February 1). Employment status of the civilian population by race, sex, and age. Retrieved on July 19, 2009, from: http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.t02.htmWalsh, A. (2005), African Americans and serial killings in the media: The myth and the reality. Homicide Studies, 9(4), 271-291. Retrieved from: http://hsx.sagepub.com.ezproxy.apus.edu/cgi/reprint/9/4/271

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Me neither, all I know is that, it’s a grave matter.—I auditioned to be a trumpet player.Sadly, I blew it…—I finally got rid of that nasty electrical charge I've been carrying.I'm ex-static / ecstatic—I went out with a coal miner.I guess you could say I was carbon dated.—I think educated people are hot because they have more degrees.—Did you hear of the guy who cut off his left ear?Don’t worry, he’s alright now.—how does Harry Potter enter a room?through the Gryffin-door—what did Scabbers have for Christmas dinner?rat-atouille—Something about subtraction just doesn't add up.—A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.—Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.—I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.—Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.—Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.—Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.—Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.—So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!—A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.How dairy. (daring)—When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.—I once submitted a ten puns for a contest. I though one of them might win, but no pun in ten did.—Did you hear about the latest series of court cases?There was this one guy who was drinking battery acid, and another who was eating firecrackers. The judge charged one and let the other off.—what happened when Tom Riddle forgot to wear a jumper?he became Lord Cold-emort—how does Neville decorate his Christmas tree?with Remembering-baubles—you know i used to suffer from soap addiction but i’m clean now—i still need to look for my watchbut i can’t find time—why don’t keyboards sleep?because they have two shifts—what do you call Santa when he stops moving?Santa Pause—what do you call a fake noodle?an impasta—if drinking a lot of alcohol makes you an alcoholic, what does drinking a lot of Fanta make you?fantastic—hey did you hear about the kidnapping?don’t worry, he woke up—why don’t couples go to the gym?cause some relationships don’t work out—how do people call the king of cats?your meow-jasty—why is peter pan always flying?cause he neverlands—what do you call an alligator in a vest?an investigator—why do cows have hooves instead of feet?because they lactose—why don’t cannibals eat clowns?cause they taste funny—what do you call a sad cup of coffee?depresso—why did Adele cross the road?to say hello from the other side—what did the drunk woman say to the man at the bar?alcohol-you later—what did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?oh sheet—why did the can crusher quit his job?it was soda pressing—if there was someone selling drugs in this placeweed know—why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?it was TWO TIRED—why does’t Ed have a girlfriend?cause Sheeran—why is the stadium so cold?because it has a lot of fans—I am glad that I know sign language, it really comes in handy—How did I get to Iraq?Iran—I would tell you a science joke, but I wouldn’t get a reaction—What happens when two stars get marriedthey have a sun—Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?He had no body to dance with!—When does a skeleton laugh?When something tickles his funny bone.—What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road?Jump out of your skin and join him!—Why did the skeleton run up a tree?Because a dog was after his bones!—What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks?It came back with a skeleton crew—What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?SPARERIBS—What's a skeletons favorite instrument?A trombone—I used to work in the bank, but then I lost interest—What do you call security out side of a Samsung shop?The guardians of the galaxy—I was gonna get a brain transplant but then I changed mind—What’s a boxers favorite drink?Punch—what does a house wear?a dress—why was the pizza so small?cause there wasn’t mushroom in the oven.—how do trees go online?they log in—what room does a ghost not need?a living room—what is a vampire’s favorite fruit?blood orangeneck-tarine—A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him, “Wait till two thirty.”—so oxygen went on a date with potassium..it went OKi thought oxygen was dating magnesium..OMgactually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”i thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twinslooks like someone’s a HONaBro—what did the rectangle tell the pretty circle?nice curves—what did the rectangle tell the circle after crushing him in a race?get rect()—they call 17, a mother in law (slapjack; blackjack)cause you want to hit it but sometimes you can’t—Why can't you let elephants in the pool?Because they might let down their trunks.—How do you get a pikachu on a bus?you poke-em-on.—if a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?—why does snoop dog look like he knows something you don't?because he's been snooping around—What is the dress code at a pasta convention?A: Bowtie—What does an annoying pepper do?It get’s jalapeño face—What's the value of a contour integral around Western Europe?Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe.—What kind of bees make milk?Boobees!—Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?A: Because the P is silent.—1 = 2 (for sufficiently large values of 1)—what is a topologist?someone who cannot distinguish between a doughnut and a coffee cup.—What do you call a Labrador that becomes a magician?A Labracadabrador!—How did Hitler tie his shoesies?In little nazis :3—What do you do when you see a spaceman?you park your car, man.—“Knock knock”“Who’s there?”“Europe”“Europe who?”“No you’re a poo!”—which side of the zebra has the most stripes?The outside—Never trust an atom, they make up everything.—Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay they’d be bagels!—A woman marries a man and has 10 children. The man dies, so the woman remarries and has 10 more children. The next man dies so the woman remarries again and has ten more children. That man dies so the woman remarries and has 10 more children. The husband dies again and finally the woman dies as well. At the funeral, the priest mutters: “Good god! They’re finally together!’ A man at the funeral asks another man on his left: “Which husband do you think he means? The first, second, or third?” The man on his left says; “I think he means her legs”—Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke?Joke joke jooooke.—Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.—What do you call a cheap circumcision?A rip off.—Why did the scarecrow win an award?Because he was outstanding in his field.—Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?Dr. Dre—What does one grape say to the other?Stop whining.—What kind of concert only costs 45 cents?50 cent featuring Nickel-back.—How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?His hand slipped.——tangent lines that only meet onceparallel lines that never meetasymptotes that come closer and closer but can never be together—how do you call a Mexican without a car?Carlos—How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?Ten-tickles—what do say when Simba is walking too slowly?Mufasa (move faster)—why was Simba grounded?because he was lion (lying)—helium walked into the bar, the bartender says we don’t serve noble gases here. helium didn’t react—an english teacher asked a student to list 2 pronouns.the student answers, "Who, me?"—what kind of cheese is not yours?nacho cheese—Why did snoop dog need an umbrella?Fo drizzle—How much does a polar bear weigh?Enough to break the ice—Knock KnockWho's there?Akemin
-Akemin who?Akemin like a wrecking ball.—what do you call Shrek when he’s not doing his bestmediogre—what was Zeus' stripper name?Greece Lightning—look down your shirt and spell attic(a t t i c)—knock knockwho’s thereetchetch who?bless you—a rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.—the fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.—she was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.—i thought i saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.—two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." the other one says, "Are you sure?" the first replies, "Yes, I'm positive!"—if you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.—a grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown-apart.—did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root-canal?His goal: transcend dental medication.—atheism is a non-profit organization.—i wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.—time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana.—the midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.—the soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.—in a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.—When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.—A good steak pun is a rare medium well done.—A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The flight attendant looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”—A backward poet writes inverse.—what did the ocean say to the other ocean?nothing they just waveddid you sea what i did thereI'm shore you diddon’t be such a beach—neutron walks into a bar for a beer, bartender says for you, there's no charge.—mushroom walks into a bar, bartender says we don't serve your kind, the mushroom says, “why? I'm a fungi.”—knock knockwho’s theretoto who?TO WHOM—knock knockwho’s therelittle old ladylittle old lady who?I DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD YODEL—i doubt vodka is the answer but its worth a shot—a little boy shouts to his mom as he looks down the balcony…“MOM… timmy’s getting smaller..smaller..smaller”“smaller…oh, he got bigger.”i apologies if any of the jokes are offensive and if you don’t understand something or find any mistakes, please tell me…

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