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Historically, in practice, the answer is yes. By sheer theory of finance and accounting, the answer is no.ADDED AFTERWARDS: I have a long, detailed answer, but I left a TLDR at the bottom.Why it is a yes in recent historical practice:LA and SF (and also NY, possibly a few other cities) has seen real estate prices rise faster than other places in America. For SF, it is because of all the growing tech companies and new high paying jobs created in the city boosts how much people can afford to and want to pay to have a place they own in the city they work. It’s been this way for at least 30 years. Basically, there is rising demand from high income individuals for SF real estate. There’s also a lot of demand coming from people that have cashed out their shares in tech companies as well. In LA, there is rising demand for LA real estate mostly from high net worth individuals from all over that want to live there. In NY, there’s a good mix of rising demand from each those groups, high income and high net worth.The pace that it is rising in LA, SF, NY outpaces other cities’ real estate and other investments, which makes owning the apartment/house you live a good decision because you will make capital gains at a faster rate than elsewhere. If you are just renting, you don’t make capital gains.In finance/accounting/economic theory, it is no:Technically, if you save money and reinvest those savings into some income producing investment, you can do the accounting and find out that it is exactly the same. It is really a question of would SF/LA real estate markets rise faster than other investment markets (like the stock market, or other real estate markets or other investment opportunities that you may have with the down payment money you need to have).I’ll use an example in my neighborhood (zipcode 90049) right now, September 2020. A 1BR apartment that rents for $2,200/month is about $625,000 to buy. If I had $125,000 saved and took a mortgage for $500,000 (the remaining 80%), I’d have a mortgage estimated at $2,745 (estimated b/c taxes, insurance and interest rates are different for different people and places). It’d cost me $545 + $365 (HOA fee for maintaining the outer part of the condo) + $100 (whatever comes up fixes/repairman that you have to deal with that a landlord would typically deal with). It costs about $1000/month more as far as cash flow goes to own as opposed to rent in this example. The comparable equivalent option is to take my $125,000 cash and the extra $1,000/month cash flow, to invest it into the stock market — say into the SPY, the S&P 500 ETF.The question becomes which makes more? The stock market would earn $2312.50 on the $125,000 cash plus whatever the SPY index goes up/down. The $1,000 cash adds up to $12,000 per year. It is fair for someone to expect the stock market to rise 5% per year in underlying value over the long run. That would total $20,562.50. The question then becomes, how much does $625,000 apartment appreciate in value? Is it going to exceed that amount?If the apartment can sell for $725,000 after broker’s fees after 5 years, then you’d come out even. If the apartment could sell for that much and the stock market didn’t rise 5% or didn’t hold its yield rate, then the apartment was a better investment. In some cases, the stock market rises by more than 5% and holds its yield rate (as was the case in the 5 years just past), in that case, owning the apartment was a worse investment. In some cases, the real estate market can’t rise by that amount while the stock market hits its long term averages, that would also make owning the apartment a “bad decision.” For reference’s sake, that example $625,000 apartment was transacted exactly at $500,000 5 years ago in May 2015. The stock market was about 211 in May 2015 and 342 right now. Owning an apartment in LA these past 5 years was a “bad decision” financially speaking if we play “Monday morning quarterback.”The finance and accounting says that it all just depends on the capital markets. It depends on whether the real estate market rises faster than other capital markets like the stock market. That changes over time and it is also different for different time windows (whether 5 years or 10 years or 20 years).That means, there is no permanent answer to your question. Accessing “good decision” or “bad decision” is dependent upon how the capital markets do relative to one another and whether or not you are comfortable/competent investing in those markets. The only way to have good decisions and bad decisions is by accurately assessing and predicting which markets will rise faster and generate more overall income and capital gains when all is said and done in the time window you want to invest in.As for the other details…Why home ownership creates value and is “good”:If you know you want to live somewhere, by owning your own home, you guarantee or are in control of its occupancy. If your home would command $4,000/month rent if it were rented out, by living in it yourself, you guarantee that $4,000 worth of value is achieved. That isn’t the case if you buy real estate outside of the city you live and just rent it out as the theory would suggest is the same financially. As a landlord, you may have a tenant that just entirely disappears without paying rent. By the time you re-rent the apartment, the security deposit may be long used up and you’re reaching into your own pockets because of this uncertainty.Additionally, if you don’t have the capital to pay for the home entirely upfront, the mortgage on the interest is tax deductible. If you took a mortgage on an income producing rental property while you were renting a separate apartment from someone else, the interest from the mortgage you have wouldn’t be tax deductible and it’d lower your overall net income.Lastly, it is easier to understand and account for than the stock market. You produce rent, or you live in it yourself, you subtract the expenses. And that’s the income. You go to a broker, take a look around on Trulia, and you know what value you can buy or sell it for. You don’t need to know what some executive that you never met is doing as far as operating goes, or marketing goes, etc. When you own your own home, that executive is yourself. And you can control yourself and you know what you do every day. Or with index ETFs, you don’t need to know what the national climate is for big companies or companies of a certain industry. With real estate, you have a good and accurate feel of whether or not your neighborhood is becoming more desirable or less desirable simply by living there every day.Why home ownership has is “bad”:Your money is locked into your home. It’s fine if you know you’re going to live there and if you’re going to stay in the same city.But what happens if your job situation changes to an entirely different city in a different state? If you sell, there may be a period of time when you are paying mortgages in two places. If you sell, you probably have to pay a broker/real estate agent a fee to handle the transaction. There are no commissions to trade stocks or to rent a new apartment. What would happen if you needed the money for something like a business opportunity or a family emergency (medical or otherwise)? You’d have to take out a loan at the bank and that’d create a second set of interest costs and a bank fee up front. With the stock investments and renting, you can just sell your stocks at no commission if you use online brokerages. What would happen if you suddenly lost your job and made less going forward? You’d have to sell. You’d be subject to the current market prices for the whole amount of your mortgage as opposed to just the 20% or whatever capital you really have. Plus you’d have to pay a broker their commission to handle the transaction.TLDR:Home ownership depends on the person, the situation, the current real estate market and the future of the real estate market. There is no singular long standing answer that applies the same across the board. If you feel comfortable buying and holding stocks while renting the apartment you live, home ownership may not have financial benefit, when all the accounting is said and done. It’s really more for people that want control of their living space (to make the renovations they’d like, to have the long-term security benefits of raising a family in a place that really know is home, where nobody can kick you out for no reason, etc.) or for people that recognize they are not good stock market investors or rental property landlords or other forms of business ownership.

So far, I’ve added “Fifty Shades of Stupid” and “Cadet Bone Spurs” to this list from https://www.findnicknames.com/nicknames-for-donald-trump/ so that brings it to 411.( I would eventually like to add “Convicted Treasonist.”) I’m sure Quorans can do better!70-Year-Old Toddler: Given by Charles M. Blow and Samantha Bee on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.Adolf Twitler: A pun on Adolf Hitler.Agent Orange: A pun on the chemical weapon and The Donald’s skin color.Alpha Molester: This refers to Trump’s infamous groping tapes.America’s Black Mole: Given by John Oliver on Last Week Tonight.America’s Burst Appendix: Given by Samantha Bee on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.Amnesty Don: Given by Joe Scarborough after Trump said that he was softening his stance on illegal immigrants.Angry Creamsicle: Given by Stephen Colbert on The Late Show.Art Deal and Mr. “Art of the Deal: Donald Trump gave himself these nicknames when he made them the titles of his 1987 book, which he considers second only to the Bible.Assaulter-in-Chief: This refers to Trump’s infamous groping tapes.Asshole: This one’s self-explanatory.Baby Fingers Trump: Given by Michael R. Burch.Barbarian at the Debate: Given by Charles M. Blow.Barbecued Brutus: This refers to Caesar’s killer Brutus and the color of Donald Trump’s skin.Barrel-Shouting Meatball Donald Trump: Given by Chris Hardwick on @MIDNIGHT.Benedict Donald: This is a play on Benedict Arnold.Big Donald: Given by Marco Rubio, which was revised to “Pig Donald” by feminists.Birther Maniac: This name comes from Trump’s outrageous campaign to prove that President Obama was actually born in Kenya.Blitzkrieg Bozo: This is a combination of a type of warfare and the famous clown.Boiled Ham in a Wig: Given by Jon Stewart on The Axe Files podcast.Boldfinger: Given by Michael R. Burch.Boss Tweet: This refers to The Donald’s penchant for jumping on Twitter.Bratman: The hero that the United States doesn’t need or deserve.Bribe of Chucky: This refers to the movie about a murderous doll.Bully Boy: Given by Mike Rubio.Bumbledore: Refers to the character Dumbledore in the Harry Potter series.Bushman: Given by Michael R. Burch after Trump bragged about groping women to Billy Bush in the infamous tapes.Butternut Squash: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show.Cancer in a Wig: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show.Captain Chaos: Given by NBC News.Captain Outrageous: A pun on Captain Courageous made by Michael R. Burch.Cheddar Boy: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald.Cheeto Benito: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald.Cheeto Führer: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald.Cheeto Jesus: Given by Rick Wilson.Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald.Cheeto-In-Chief: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald.Cheez Doodle: Given by Maureen Dowd.Cheez Whiz: Given by John Oliver on Last Week Tonight.Chicken Donald: Given by Martin O’Malley.Chickenhawk: Because Trump evaded serving in the Vietnam War, but portrays himself as a war hawk. He once said he was “the most militaristic person on the planet.” Whatever that means.Cinnamon Hitler: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show.Comedy Entrapment: Given by Jon Stewart.Comrade Cheetolino: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald.Corn Husk Doll Cursed by a Witch: Given by Chris Hardwick on @MIDNIGHT.Creep Throat: Given by Seth Meyers on Late Night with Seth Meyers.Crybaby Trump: Given by Jeff Kanew.Daddy Warbucks: This refers to the character from Annie.Damn Turd Pol: Damn Turd Pol is an anagram of Donald Trump.Dangerous Donald: Given by Hillary Clinton.Darth taxeVader: This refers to the villainous character from Star Wars.Decomposing Jack O’Lantern: Given by Jon Stewart.Dehydrated Orange Peel: Given by Libby Inman.Demander-in-Chief: Given by Michael R. Burch.Diaper Donald: Given by Kevin Cavanaugh.Dire Abby: A pun on “Dear Abby” made by Michael R. Burch because Trump frequently tweets relationship advice to other people, but it’s usual dire.Donald Dodo: Refers to the famously stupid dodo bird.Donald Drumpf: Given by John Oliver on Last Week Tonight.Donald Tax-Duck: Given by John Joseph Ribovich.Donald the Deadbeat: Given by Dan Rather.Donny: Made famous by SNL’s Church Lady played by Dana Carvey, but it was also his boyhood nickname.Draft Dodger: Given by Don C. Reed.Dumbo: given by Grace Taylor.Dump Tump: Given by Grace Taylor.Evil: Given by Gloria Reed.Failed Mail-Order Meat Salesman: Given by Ashley Feinberg while satirizing Trump Steaks.Fascist Carnival Barker: Given by Martin O’Malley.Fascist, loofa-faced shit-gibbon: Tweeted by Stephen Hoenstine.Feral Shouting Meatball Donald Trump: Given by Chris Hardwick on @MIDNIGHT.Fifth Avenue Freeze-Out: Given to him for trying to deny disabled vets the right to street vend on Fifth Avenue.Financially Embattled Thousandaire: Given by Gail Collins.Flat Top: Another of Trump’s boyhood nicknames.Fragile Soul: Given by Ted Cruz.Fruit of the Loom: Earned by looming over Hillary Clinton at the second presidential debate.Fuckface von Clownstick: Given by Jon StewartGenghis Can’t: Given by Michael R. Burch because unlike Genghis Khan, the Donald is not equipped to rule the world.Gentle Donald: Given by Ted Cruz.God: Given by Jay Leno.Godzilla, with Less Foreign Policy Experience: Given by Stephen Colbert on The Late Show.Golden Wrecking Ball: Given by Sarah Palin.Gossamer-Skinned Bully: Given by Graydon Carter.Government Expander: Given by Glen Beck.Grandpa Fucko: Given by Kyle Bunch.Groper-in-Chief: Given by Nicholas Kristof.Hair Apparent: A pun on Heir Apparent.Hair Furor: A pun on Herr Führer.Hair Hitler: A pun on Herr Hitler.Herr Lugenpresse: Given by Dan Rather.Human-Toupee Hybrid: Given by Stephen Colbert on The Late Show.Humble: Donald Trump’s ironic choice when asked to provide a Secret Service codename.Humble Cow Pie: Because he’s the last thing from humble.Humble Trump: Given by his son Eric Trump, aka “Eric the Red.”Hurricane Donald: Given by Jeff Singer.Immigrant-Bashing Carnival Barker: TIME Magazine, quoting presidential candidate Martin O’Malley.In-Vet-Irate Liar: Earned by claiming to support vets while trying to sweep them off the streets.Job Security (for Comedians): Given by Jimmy Kimmel on Jimmy Kimmel Live!John Baron and John Barron: Both are Donald Trump’s pseudonyms.John Boehner’s Tanning Partner in Crime: Given by Michael R. Burch.John Miller: Another pseudonym Donald Trump uses to brag about his exploits.Kelly’s Zero: A pun on Megyn Kelly’s Heroes.Killer Klown from Outer Space: Taken from the title of a “b” movie.King of the Oompa Loompas: Given by Justin Baragona.King of the Whoppers: Given by USA Today on Christmas Day in 2015.King Tut: Because his insults make millions of people go, “Tut, tut, tut!”Lady Fingers Trump: Given by Don C. Reed.Liberal Wannabe Strongman: Given by David McIntosh.Liberals’ Best Friend: Since the Trump administration will undoubtedly convert some conservatives into liberals.Loosin’ Donald: Given by Ted Cruz.Lord Dampnut: An anagram for Donald Trump.Lord Voldemort: Given by Rosie O’Donnell.Machado Meltdown: Given by Hillary Clinton.Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control: Given by Charles M. Blow.Man-Baby: Given by Jon Stewart.Meathead: Given by John Joseph Ribovich.Mein Furor: Given by Murfster35 on DailyKos.Mogul: Donald Trump’s Secret Service code name.Moneydiaper McStupid: Given by Nick Musgrave.Mr. Brexit: Coined by himself.Mr. Chickenhawk: Because he’s a coward who portrays himself as a war hawkMr. Macho: Given by Bernie Sanders.Mr. Meticulous: Trump’s military academy nickname, given because he folded his underwear into neat squares.Mr. Wiggy Piggy: Because he’s such a male chauvinist pig and that hair!Mussolini’s Taint: Given by Kyle Bunch.Narcissistic Human Airhorn: Given by Chris Hardwick on @MIDNIGHT.New York Pork Dork: Given by Michael R. Burch because Trump’s companies have feasted on government subsidies and tax breaks.No More Donald: Tweeted by Elizabeth Warren.Orange Anus: Given by Rosie O’Donnell.Orange Julius: A pun on the fruit drink chain and Julius Caesar.Orange Manatee: Given by Stephen Colbert on The Late Show.Orange Slug: Given by Rosie O’Donnell.Orangeback Gorilla: Coined after trying to physically intimidate Hillary Clinton in the second presidential debate.Panda Hair: Given by Elizabeth Harris Burch.Pander Hair: Also given by Elizabeth Harris Burch.Peripatetic Political Showman: Coined by The Fiscal Times.Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show.Political Gutterball: Given by Michael R. Burch.Poor Donald: Given by Hillary Clinton.Poster Child of American Decline: Given by Robert Spencer.POTUS WRECKS: Given by Michael R. Burch.Putin’s Gambit: Given by Michael R. Burch.Queens’ Reich: Trump is from Queens, NY, and sounds like the second coming of the Third Reich. (And the band!- M. Jeswald)Rabble-Rousing Demagogue: Given by John Cassidy in The New Yorker.Riptide of Regression: Given by Dan Rather.Rome Burning in Man Form: Given by John Oliver on Last Week Tonight.Ronald McDonald Trump-Bozo: Given by Michael R. Burch.Sack of Gilded Lunchmeat: Given by Kyle Bunch.Screaming Carrot Demon: Given by Samantha Bee on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.Scrooge Grinch McGrump: Given by Michael R. Burch.Serial Feeler: A pun on serial killer.Short-fingered vulgarian: Given by Grayson Carter.Silver Spoon Donald: Given by Don C. Reed.Snake Oil Salesman: Given by Rosie O’Donnell.Sniffles: Coined after The Donald sniffled like a cocaine addict during the second presidential debate.Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler: Given by Samantha Bee on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.Stubby Baby Fingers Trump: Given by Michael R. Burch.Stuporman: Since Trump’s superpower is putting people to sleep and making them dream that he has magical superpowers.Tan Dump Lord: An anagram for Donald TrumpTangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter Donald Trump: Given by Chris Hardwick on @MIDNIGHT.Tangerine Tornado: Used by SNL’s Church Lady played by Dana Carvey.Tangerine-Tinted Trash-Can Fire: Given by Samantha Bee on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.TelePrompTer Trump: Given by Mark Sumner.Terroristic Man-Toddler: Given by Charles M. Blow.The Big Cheeto: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald.The Boychurian Candidate: A pun given by Michael R. Burch on The Manchurian Candidate.The Chaos Candidate: Given by Jeb Bush.The Cowardly Lyin’: This refers to the Cowardly Lion in The Wizard of Oz.The Definer: According to The Donald, he defines other candidates and soon after they become political trivia questionsThe Donald: Ivana Trump first used the term in a 1989 Spy Magazine cover story.The Dumpster: A pun on Trumpster and the “Dump Trump” slogan.The Emperor with no Balls: Graffiti found on naked statues of Trump.The Fomentor: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show.The Germinator: Trump hates to shake hands because he’s a germaphobe.The GOP’s Unhinged Front-Runner: Given by Robert Schlesinger, the managing editor at U.S. News & World Report.The Grand Wizard of Snatching Defeat from the Jaws of Victory: Given by Murfster35 on DailyKos.The Greatest Charlatan (of them all): Given by Brent Bozell.The Human Bullhorn: Given by Jim Newell in Slate.The Human Corncob: Given by Erin L. Cody.The Man of Steal (made in China): Coined after Hillary Clinton pointed out that Trump hotels have been built with illegally-imported Chinese steel.The Michelangelo of Ballyhoo: Coined by TIME’s David Von Drehle in his cover article on Trump.The New Furor: A pun on Führer.The Only Plausible GOP Nominee: Coined by Bustle.The Predictable Endpoint of Republicanism: Given by Charles M. Blow.The Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler: Given by Charles M. Blow.The Shambling Sasquatch: Given after Trump stumbled and lurched around the stage in the second presidential debate.The Silver Spoon Scion: Given by Charles M. Blow.The Sophomoric Sniveler: Given by Charles M. Blow.The Spinster and The Sinister Spinster: Given by Michael R. Burch.The Teflon Don: Given by Michael R. Burch.The Tiny Fisted Emperor: Given by Murfster35 on DailyKos.The Trumpet: One of Trump’s boyhood nicknames.The Twitter Terror: Given by Michael R. Burch.The uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining: Written in The New York Times.The Wedgie from West Palm: Given by Kyle Bunch.The White Kanye: Given by Bill Maher.The Winning Whiner: Donald J. Trump explained how he wins by whining in an interview.Tic-Tac-Dough: Given by Michael R. Burch.Tie-Coon: Given because his menswear line includes ties.Tricky Don Trump: Named after Tricky Dick Nixon.Trump of Doom: Given by Michael R. Burch. First used in a Facebook post on September 11, 2015.Trumparius: Given by Nate Silver from “The Age of Trumparius.”Trumpdozer: First used in TIME Magazine.Trumpelthinskin: Given by Murfster35 on DailyKos.Trumpenstein: Given by Murfster35 on DailyKos.Trumpinator: A play on the Terminator.Trumple-Doodle-Doo-Doo: A play on the sound a rooster (cock) makes.Trumpocalypse: Given by Markos Moulitsas on DailyKos.Trumptastrophe: Given by Chris McKay.Twitter-Drunk Donald: Given by a Bush aide.Two Pump Trump: Given by Troy Ramos.Two-Bit Caesar: Given by Bill Kristol.UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole): Given by Jon Stewart.Vanilla ISIS: A pun on Vanilla Ice.Vet Evictor: Earned by staging a benefit for veterans after trying to sweep disabled vets from New York City streets for more than a decade.Voldemort: Given by Rosie O’Donnell.Walking Talking Human Combover: Given by Michael R. Burch.Weak Donald: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show.World’s Greatest Troll: Coined by FiveThirtyEight Politics.Xenophobic Sweet Potato Donald Trump: Given by Chris Hardwick on @MIDNIGHT.Agent of Deranged ChangeThe Angry CheetoAntichristBag of Toxic SludgeBald-faced CrierThe Bigoted BillionaireThe Bilious BillionaireBlowhardThe Bouffant BuffoonBush Baby and Bush Baby FingersThe Bush BasherThe Bush BeaterBushmasterCaptain BlusterCaptain CrunchCaptain TantasticChimp-PAN-ZeeClown Prince of PoliticsThe Combover Con ArtistCommander-in-GriefConspiracy Commander-in-ChiefCon-Dike Gold RushCrown Prince of PolitwitsCrybaby Prima DonaldThe Daft Draft DodgerDainty DonaldDamien TrumpDarth HaterDDTThe Debate HaterDeeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange GoofballDer GroepenfuehrerDer TrumpkopfDickheadDickhead DongleDingbat DonaldDishonest DonThe DisruptorThe Dick TaterDJTDodgy DonaldThe DonDon the ConDon DementiaDonald ChumpDonald deGonadDonald DingbatDonald DipshitThe DonaldmeisterDonald DoomThe DonimatorDonald Douche and the BagsDonald DuckDonald Duck Doo-DooDonald DucknukeDonald DumpDonald GonadDonald the MenaceDon GonerDonnie BratsoDonnie DarkoDonnie TicTacDonnybabyDonnyboyDonnybrookDon of OrangeDr. StrangeloveDuke Nuke ‘EmDumbelldoreEgo ManiacThe Emperor with no ClothesItty Bitty Ball TrumpThe Fanta FascistField Marshall TrumpFlipperFlip FlopperThe FomentalistForrest TrumpThe Fraud of Fifth AvenueFrisker-in-ChiefFrisky FriskerThe FrontrunnerGolden Calf of DoomGod-Emperor TrumpGreat Orange Hairball of FearThe Great White DopeThe Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging RopeGrope DopeHalfwit Tweet TwitHead TwitHerr Führer TrumpHerr TrumpThe Human AmplifierThe Human ComboverThe Human Tanning Bed Warning LabelThe im-POTUSThe Inane InterjectorThe InfuriatorThe ISIS CandidateJack the GripperKing of DebtKing LeerKing of SleazeKing of SpinKing TrumpKing TwitK-Mart CaesarLast of The Mango MohawkansLiberal LipLittle Donnie SissypantsLittle Dutch BoyThe Lone DeRangerLong Dong TrumpLurchThe Lyin KingMacho McGrumpThe Mad ShamblerMango MussoliniMaster DebaterMEGA-low-maniacMr. FirepantsMr. InappropriateMr. Boinker OinkerNew York DorkOrange BozoOrange CaligulaOrange ClownOrange-Hued Self-ImmolatorOrange ManThe Orange MessiahOrange MoronOrange Omen of DoomOrange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing GolemOrange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on ArmageddonOrange-Tufted AssholeOranguTANParty PooperPresident Gold Man SucksPresident If-Urine-You’re-InPresident Rancid VelveetaPrima DonaldPudgy McTrumpcakePuffed Up DaddyPussy PossePutin’s Papaya-Flavored PawnPutin’s PetQueer OrangutanRepublican Rapture InducerRyan’s NopeScrooge McTrumpSexual-Predator-in-ChiefShitlerSir SissypantsThe Spin KingThe Suicide BummerThe Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-ToddlerThe Talking YamThe Tanning Bed Warning LabelTangerine JesusTepid TrumpeterThin Skinned Orange PeelTic-Tacky TrumpTimid TrumpsterTiny Hands TrumpTricky TrumpT-RumpTrumpalumpTrumpamaniacTrump CardTrumpledoreTrumpletoesTrumpling DildoTrumpmeisterTrumpsterTrumpthechumpsTrumpty DumptyTrump the GrumpThe Tufted TalibanTwat TwitTwitter FlitterTwitter SpitterThe UNA BomberUnreality KingVenom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange HairballWalking PunchlineWhiny DonWhiny DonaldThe White Pride PiperYUGE AssholeYUGE LiarZen Master of Hate

It is a very subtle method.Here is a collection of other options, that have been seen on the Internet.Trump Nicknames1.70-Year-Old Toddler: Given by Charles M. Blow and Samantha Bee on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.2.Adolf Twitler: A pun on Adolf Hitler.3.Agent Orange: A pun on the chemical weapon and The Donald’s skin color.4.Alpha Molester: This refers to Trump’s infamous groping tapes.5.America’s Black Mole: Given by John Oliver on Last Week Tonight.6.America’s Burst Appendix: Given by Samantha Bee on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.7.Amnesty Don: Given by Joe Scarborough after Trump said that he was softening his stance on illegal immigrants.8.Angry Creamsicle: Given by Stephen Colbert on The Late Show.9.Art Deal and Mr. “Art of the Deal: Donald Trump gave himself these nicknames when he made them the titles of his 1987 book, which he considers second only to the Bible.10.Assaulter-in-Chief: This refers to Trump’s infamous groping tapes.11.Asshole: This one’s self-explanatory.12.Baby Fingers Trump: Given by Michael R. Burch.13.Barbarian at the Debate: Given by Charles M. Blow.14.Barbecued Brutus: This refers to Caesar’s killer Brutus and the color of Donald Trump’s skin.15.Barrel-Shouting Meatball Donald Trump: Given by Chris Hardwick on @MIDNIGHT.16.Benedict Donald: This is a play on Benedict Arnold.17.Big Donald: Given by Marco Rubio, which was revised to “Pig Donald” by feminists.18.Birther Maniac: This name comes from Trump’s outrageous campaign to prove that President Obama was actually born in Kenya.19.Blitzkrieg Bozo: This is a combination of a type of warfare and the famous clown.20.Boiled Ham in a Wig: Given by Jon Stewart on The Axe Files podcast.21.Boldfinger: Given by Michael R. Burch.22.Boss Tweet: This refers to The Donald’s penchant for jumping on Twitter.23.Bratman: The hero that the United States doesn’t need or deserve.24.Bribe of Chucky: This refers to the movie about a murderous doll.25.Bully Boy: Given by Mike Rubio.26.Bumbledore: Refers to the character Dumbledore in the Harry Potter series.27.Bushman: Given by Michael R. Burch after Trump bragged about groping women to Billy Bush in the infamous tapes.28.Butternut Squash: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show.29.Cancer in a Wig: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show.30.Captain Chaos: Given by NBC News.31.Captain Outrageous: A pun on Captain Courageous made by Michael R. Burch.32.Cheddar Boy: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald.33.Cheeto Benito: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald.34.Cheeto Führer: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald.35.Cheeto Jesus: Given by Rick Wilson.36.Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald.37.Cheeto-In-Chief: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald.38.Cheez Doodle: Given by Maureen Dowd.39.Cheez Whiz: Given by John Oliver on Last Week Tonight.40.Chicken Donald: Given by Martin O’Malley.41.Chickenhawk: Because Trump evaded serving in the Vietnam War, but portrays himself as a war hawk. He once said he was “the most militaristic person on the planet.” Whatever that means.42.Cinnamon Hitler: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show.43.Comedy Entrapment: Given by Jon Stewart.44.Comrade Cheetolino: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald.45.Corn Husk Doll Cursed by a Witch: Given by Chris Hardwick on @MIDNIGHT.46.Creep Throat: Given by Seth Meyers on Late Night with Seth Meyers.47.Crybaby Trump: Given by Jeff Kanew.48.Daddy Warbucks: This refers to the character from Annie.49.Damn Turd Pol: Damn Turd Pol is an anagram of Donald Trump.50.Dangerous Donald: Given by Hillary Clinton.51.Darth taxeVader: This refers to the villainous character from Star Wars.52.Decomposing Jack O’Lantern: Given by Jon Stewart.53.Dehydrated Orange Peel: Given by Libby Inman.54.Demander-in-Chief: Given by Michael R. Burch.55.Diaper Donald: Given by Kevin Cavanaugh.56.Dire Abby: A pun on “Dear Abby” made by Michael R. Burch because Trump frequently tweets relationship advice to other people, but it’s usual dire.57.Donald Dodo: Refers to the famously stupid dodo bird.58.Donald Drumpf: Given by John Oliver on Last Week Tonight.59.Donald Tax-Duck: Given by John Joseph Ribovich.60.Donald the Deadbeat: Given by Dan Rather.61.Donny: Made famous by SNL’s Church Lady played by Dana Carvey, but it was also his boyhood nickname.62.Draft Dodger: Given by Don C. Reed.63.Dumbo: given by Grace Taylor.64.Dump Tump: Given by Grace Taylor.65.Evil: Given by Gloria Reed.66.Failed Mail-Order Meat Salesman: Given by Ashley Feinberg while satirizing Trump Steaks.67.Fascist Carnival Barker: Given by Martin O’Malley.68.Fascist, loofa-faced shit-gibbon: Tweeted by Stephen Hoenstine.69.Feral Shouting Meatball Donald Trump: Given by Chris Hardwick on @MIDNIGHT.70.Fifth Avenue Freeze-Out: Given to him for trying to deny disabled vets the right to street vend on Fifth Avenue.71.Financially Embattled Thousandaire: Given by Gail Collins.72.Flat Top: Another of Trump’s boyhood nicknames.73.Fragile Soul: Given by Ted Cruz.74.Fruit of the Loom: Earned by looming over Hillary Clinton at the second presidential debate.75.Fuckface von Clownstick: Given by Jon Stewart76.Genghis Can’t: Given by Michael R. Burch because unlike Genghis Khan, the Donald is not equipped to rule the world.77.Gentle Donald: Given by Ted Cruz.78.God: Given by Jay Leno.79.Godzilla, with Less Foreign Policy Experience: Given by Stephen Colbert on The Late Show.80.Golden Wrecking Ball: Given by Sarah Palin.81.Gossamer-Skinned Bully: Given by Graydon Carter.82.Government Expander: Given by Glen Beck.83.Grandpa Fucko: Given by Kyle Bunch.84.Groper-in-Chief: Given by Nicholas Kristof.85.Hair Apparent: A pun on Heir Apparent.86.Hair Furor: A pun on Herr Führer.87.Hair Hitler: A pun on Herr Hitler.88.Herr Lugenpresse: Given by Dan Rather.89.Human-Toupee Hybrid: Given by Stephen Colbert on The Late Show.90.Humble: Donald Trump’s ironic choice when asked to provide a Secret Service codename.91.Humble Cow Pie: Because he’s the last thing from humble.92.Humble Trump: Given by his son Eric Trump, aka “Eric the Red.”93.Hurricane Donald: Given by Jeff Singer.94.Immigrant-Bashing Carnival Barker: TIME Magazine, quoting presidential candidate Martin O’Malley.95.In-Vet-Irate Liar: Earned by claiming to support vets while trying to sweep them off the streets.96.Job Security (for Comedians): Given by Jimmy Kimmel on Jimmy Kimmel Live!97.John Baron and John Barron: Both are Donald Trump’s pseudonyms.98.John Boehner’s Tanning Partner in Crime: Given by Michael R. Burch.99.John Miller: Another pseudonym Donald Trump uses to brag about his exploits.100.Kelly’s Zero: A pun on Megyn Kelly’s Heroes.101.Killer Klown from Outer Space: Taken from the title of a “b” movie.102.King of the Oompa Loompas: Given by Justin Baragona.103.King of the Whoppers: Given by USA Today on Christmas Day in 2015.104.King Tut: Because his insults make millions of people go, “Tut, tut, tut!”105.Lady Fingers Trump: Given by Don C. Reed.106.Liberal Wannabe Strongman: Given by David McIntosh.107.Liberals’ Best Friend: Since the Trump administration will undoubtedly convert some conservatives into liberals.108.Loosin’ Donald: Given by Ted Cruz.109.Lord Dampnut: An anagram for Donald Trump.110.Lord Voldemort: Given by Rosie O’Donnell.111.Machado Meltdown: Given by Hillary Clinton.112.Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control: Given by Charles M. Blow.113.Man-Baby: Given by Jon Stewart.114.Meathead: Given by John Joseph Ribovich.115.Mein Furor: Given by Murfster35 on DailyKos.116.Mogul: Donald Trump’s Secret Service code name.117.Moneydiaper McStupid: Given by Nick Musgrave.118.Mr. Brexit: Coined by himself.119.Mr. Chickenhawk: Because he’s a coward who portrays himself as a war hawk120.Mr. Macho: Given by Bernie Sanders.121.Mr. Meticulous: Trump’s military academy nickname, given because he folded his underwear into neat squares.122.Mr. Wiggy Piggy: Because he’s such a male chauvinist pig and that hair!123.Mussolini’s Taint: Given by Kyle Bunch.124.Narcissistic Human Airhorn: Given by Chris Hardwick on @MIDNIGHT.125.New York Pork Dork: Given by Michael R. Burch because Trump’s companies have feasted on government subsidies and tax breaks.126.No More Donald: Tweeted by Elizabeth Warren.127.Orange Anus: Given by Rosie O’Donnell.128.Orange Julius: A pun on the fruit drink chain and Julius Caesar.129.Orange Manatee: Given by Stephen Colbert on The Late Show.130.Orange Slug: Given by Rosie O’Donnell.131.Orangeback Gorilla: Coined after trying to physically intimidate Hillary Clinton in the second presidential debate.132.Panda Hair: Given by Elizabeth Harris Burch.133.Pander Hair: Also given by Elizabeth Harris Burch.134.Peripatetic Political Showman: Coined by The Fiscal Times.135.Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show.136.Political Gutterball: Given by Michael R. Burch.137.Poor Donald: Given by Hillary Clinton.138.Poster Child of American Decline: Given by Robert Spencer.139.POTUS WRECKS: Given by Michael R. Burch.140.Putin’s Gambit: Given by Michael R. Burch.141.Queens’ Reich: Trump is from Queens, NY, and sounds like the second coming of the Third Reich.142.Rabble-Rousing Demagogue: Given by John Cassidy in The New Yorker.143.Riptide of Regression: Given by Dan Rather.144.Rome Burning in Man Form: Given by John Oliver on Last Week Tonight.145.Ronald McDonald Trump-Bozo: Given by Michael R. Burch.146.Sack of Gilded Lunchmeat: Given by Kyle Bunch.147.Screaming Carrot Demon: Given by Samantha Bee on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.148.Scrooge Grinch McGrump: Given by Michael R. Burch.149.Serial Feeler: A pun on serial killer.150.Short-fingered vulgarian: Given by Grayson Carter.151.Silver Spoon Donald: Given by Don C. Reed.152.Snake Oil Salesman: Given by Rosie O’Donnell.153.Sniffles: Coined after The Donald sniffled like a cocaine addict during the second presidential debate.154.Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler: Given by Samantha Bee on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.155.Stubby Baby Fingers Trump: Given by Michael R. Burch.156.Stuporman: Since Trump’s superpower is putting people to sleep and making them dream that he has magical superpowers.157.Tan Dump Lord: An anagram for Donald Trump158.Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter Donald Trump: Given by Chris Hardwick on @MIDNIGHT.159.Tangerine Tornado: Used by SNL’s Church Lady played by Dana Carvey.160.Tangerine-Tinted Trash-Can Fire: Given by Samantha Bee on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.161.Tangerine Tyrant162.TelePrompTer Trump: Given by Mark Sumner.163.Terroristic Man-Toddler: Given by Charles M. Blow.164.The Big Cheeto: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald.165.The Boychurian Candidate: A pun given by Michael R. Burch on The Manchurian Candidate.166.The Chaos Candidate: Given by Jeb Bush.167.The Cowardly Lyin’: This refers to the Cowardly Lion in The Wizard of Oz.168.The Definer: According to The Donald, he defines other candidates and soon after they become political trivia questions169.The Donald: Ivana Trump first used the term in a 1989 Spy Magazine cover story.170.The Dumpster: A pun on Trumpster and the “Dump Trump” slogan.171.The Emperor with no Balls: Graffiti found on naked statues of Trump.172.The Fomentor: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show.173.The Germinator: Trump hates to shake hands because he’s a germaphobe.174.The GOP’s Unhinged Front-Runner: Given by Robert Schlesinger, the managing editor at U.S. News & World Report.175.The Grand Wizard of Snatching Defeat from the Jaws of Victory: Given by Murfster35 on DailyKos.176.The Greatest Charlatan (of them all): Given by Brent Bozell.177.The Human Bullhorn: Given by Jim Newell in Slate.178.The Human Corncob: Given by Erin L. Cody.179.The Man of Steal (made in China): Coined after Hillary Clinton pointed out that Trump hotels have been built with illegally-imported Chinese steel.180.The Michelangelo of Ballyhoo: Coined by TIME’s David Von Drehle in his cover article on Trump.181.The New Furor: A pun on Führer.182.The Only Plausible GOP Nominee: Coined by Bustle.183.The Predictable Endpoint of Republicanism: Given by Charles M. Blow.184.The Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler: Given by Charles M. Blow.185.The Shambling Sasquatch: Given after Trump stumbled and lurched around the stage in the second presidential debate.186.The Silver Spoon Scion: Given by Charles M. Blow.187.The Sophomoric Sniveler: Given by Charles M. Blow.188.The Spinster and The Sinister Spinster: Given by Michael R. Burch.189.The Teflon Don: Given by Michael R. Burch.190.The Tiny Fisted Emperor: Given by Murfster35 on DailyKos.191.The Trumpet: One of Trump’s boyhood nicknames.192.The Twitter Terror: Given by Michael R. Burch.193.The uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining: Written in The New York Times.194.The Wedgie from West Palm: Given by Kyle Bunch.195.The White Kanye: Given by Bill Maher.196.The Winning Whiner: Donald J. Trump explained how he wins by whining in an interview.197.Tic-Tac-Dough: Given by Michael R. Burch.198.Tie-Coon: Given because his menswear line includes ties.199.Tricky Don Trump: Named after Tricky Dick Nixon.200.Trump of Doom: Given by Michael R. Burch. First used in a Facebook post on September 11, 2015.201.Trumparius: Given by Nate Silver from “The Age of Trumparius.”202.Trumpdozer: First used in TIME Magazine.203.Trumpelthinskin: Given by Murfster35 on DailyKos.204.Trumpenstein: Given by Murfster35 on DailyKos.205.Trumpinator: A play on the Terminator.206.Trumple-Doodle-Doo-Doo: A play on the sound a rooster (cock) makes.207.Trumpocalypse: Given by Markos Moulitsas on DailyKos.208.Trumptastrophe: Given by Chris McKay.209.Twitter-Drunk Donald: Given by a Bush aide.210.Two Pump Trump: Given by Troy Ramos.211.Two-Bit Caesar: Given by Bill Kristol.212.UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole): Given by Jon Stewart.213.Vanilla ISIS: A pun on Vanilla Ice.214.Vet Evictor: Earned by staging a benefit for veterans after trying to sweep disabled vets from New York City streets for more than a decade.215.Voldemort: Given by Rosie O’Donnell.216.Walking Talking Human Combover: Given by Michael R. Burch.217.Weak Donald: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show.218.World’s Greatest Troll: Coined by FiveThirtyEight Politics.219.Xenophobic Sweet Potato Donald Trump: Given by Chris Hardwick on @MIDNIGHT.220.Agent of Deranged Change221.The Angry Cheeto222.Antichrist223.Bag of Toxic Sludge224.Bald-faced Crier225.The Bigoted Billionaire226.The Bilious Billionaire227.Blowhard228.The Bouffant Buffoon229.Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers230.The Bush Basher231.The Bush Beater232.Bushmaster233.Captain Bluster234.Captain Crunch235.Captain Tantastic236.Chimp-PAN-Zee237.Clown Prince of Politics238.The Combover Con Artist239.Commander-in-Grief240.Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief241.Con-Dike Gold Rush242.Crown Prince of Politwits243.Crybaby Prima Donald244.The Daft Draft Dodger245.Dainty Donald246.Damien Trump247.Darth Hater248.DDT249.The Debate Hater250.Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball251.Der Groepenfuehrer252.Der Trumpkopf253.Dickhead254.Dickhead Dongle255.Dingbat Donald256.Dishonest Don257.The Disruptor258.The Dick Tater259.DJT260.Dodgy Donald261.The Don262.Don the Con263.Don Dementia264.Donald Chump265.Donald deGonad266.Donald Dingbat267.Donald Dipshit268.The Donaldmeister269.Donald Doom270.The Donimator271.Donald Douche and the Bags272.Donald Duck273.Donald Duck Doo-Doo274.Donald Ducknuke275.Donald Dump276.Donald Gonad277.Donald the Menace278.Don Goner279.Donnie Bratso280.Donnie Darko281.Donnie TicTac282.Donnybaby283.Donnyboy284.Donnybrook285.Don of Orange286.Dr. Strangelove287.Duke Nuke ‘Em288.Dumbelldore289.Ego Maniac290.The Emperor with no Clothes291.Itty Bitty Ball Trump292.The Fanta Fascist293.Field Marshall Trump294.Flipper295.Flip Flopper296.The Fomentalist297.Forrest Trump298.The Fraud of Fifth Avenue299.Frisker-in-Chief300.Frisky Frisker301.The Frontrunner302.Golden Calf of Doom303.God-Emperor Trump304.Great Orange Hairball of Fear305.The Great White Dope306.The Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope307.Grope Dope308.Halfwit Tweet Twit309.Head Twit310.Herr Führer Trump311.Herr Trump312.The Human Amplifier313.The Human Combover314.The Human Tanning Bed Warning Label315.The im-POTUS316.The Inane Interjector317.The Infuriator318.The ISIS Candidate319.Jack the Gripper320.King of Debt321.King Leer322.King of Sleaze323.King of Spin324.King Trump325.King Twit326.K-Mart Caesar327.Last of The Mango Mohawkans328.Liberal Lip329.Little Donnie Sissypants330.Little Dutch Boy331.The Lone DeRanger332.Long Dong Trump333.Lurch334.The Lyin King335.Macho McGrump336.The Mad Shambler337.Mango Mussolini338.Master Debater339.MEGA-low-maniac340.Mr. Firepants341.Mr. Inappropriate342.Mr. Boinker Oinker343.New York Dork344.Orange Bozo345.Orange Caligula346.Orange Clown347.Orange-Hued Self-Immolator348.Orange Man349.The Orange Messiah350.Orange Moron351.Orange Omen of Doom352.Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem353.Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon354.Orange-Tufted Asshole355.OranguTAN356.Party Pooper357.President Gold Man Sucks358.President If-Urine-You’re-In359.President Rancid Velveeta360.Prima Donald361.Pudgy McTrumpcake362.Puffed Up Daddy363.Pussy Posse364.Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn365.Putin’s Pet366.Queer Orangutan367.Republican Rapture Inducer368.Ryan’s Nope369.Scrooge McTrump370.Sexual-Predator-in-Chief371.Shitler372.Sir Sissypants373.The Spin King374.The Suicide Bummer375.The Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler376.The Talking Yam377.The Tanning Bed Warning Label378.Tangerine Jesus379.Tangerine Turd380.Tepid Trumpeter381.Thin Skinned Orange Peel382.Tic-Tacky Trump383.Timid Trumpster384.Tiny Hands Trump385.Tricky Trump386.T-Rump387.Trumpalump388.Trumpamaniac389.Trump Card390.Trumpledore391.Trumpletoes392.Trumpling Dildo393.Trumpmeister394.Trumpster395.Trumpthechumps396.Trumpty Dumpty397.Trump the Grump398.The Tufted Taliban399.Twat Twit400.Twitter Flitter401.Twitter Spitter402.The UNA Bomber403.Unreality King404.Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball405.Walking Punchline406.Whiny Don407.Whiny Donald408.The White Pride Piper409.YUGE Asshole410.YUGE Liar411.Zen Master of Hate