Anne Arundel County: Fill & Download for Free

Another time, long ago, I said to this poor telemarketerTM (Telemarketer): Hello. I really wanted to tell you about this newMe: Hello. This is Anne Arundel county Morgue. You stab ‘em, we slab ‘em. Do you want a drop off, or something off the booksTM: uhhhMe: We also offer complimentary body disappearing services. A river or a cremation can both be arranged.TM: As I was say-Me: I see. You need something Illegal. Drop off is 0500. We shall dispose of the body.TM: NO. no no no noMe: There is no need to worry about our services. We can make ANYONE disappear.TM: Hangs up.I laughed for hours.(Thanks to Dak Caton for this idea :)

Wow, you made me find this gem:Maryland scraps gun "fingerprint" database after 15 failed yearsMillions of dollars later, Maryland has officially decided that its 15-year effort to store and catalog the "fingerprints" of thousands of handguns was a failure.Since 2000, the state required that gun manufacturers fire every handgun to be sold here and send the spent bullet casing to authorities. The idea was to build a database of "ballistic fingerprints" to help solve future crimes.But the system — plagued by technological problems — never solved a single case. Now the hundreds of thousands of accumulated casings could be sold for scrap."Obviously, I'm disappointed," said former Gov. Parris N. Glendening, a Democrat whose administration pushed for the database to fulfill a campaign promise. "It's a little unfortunate, in that logic and common sense suggest that it would be a good crime-fighting tool."The database "was a waste," said Frank Sloane, owner of Pasadena Gun & Pawn in Anne Arundel County. "There's things that they could have done that would have made sense. This didn't make any sense."In a old fallout shelter beneath Maryland State Police headquarters in Pikesville, the state has amassed more than 300,000 bullet casings, one from each new handgun sold here since the law took effect. They fill three cavernous rooms secured by a common combination lock.Each casing was meticulously stamped with a bar code, sealed in its own envelope and filed in boxes stacked from floor to ceiling. Forensic scientists photographed the casings in hopes the system would someday identify the owner of a gun fired at a crime scene. The system cost an estimated $5 million to set up and operate over the years.But the computerized system designed to sort and match the images never worked as envisioned. In 2007, the state stopped bothering to take the photographs, though hundreds of thousands more casings kept piling up in the fallout shelter.The ballistic fingerprinting law was repealed effective Oct. 1, ending the requirement that spent casings be sent in. The General Assembly, in repealing the law, authorized the state police to sell off its inventory for scrap.

At that point you do Not skip a grade.You merely sit down with your principal and guidance counselor and determine if you have completed all of the course requirements to get a high school diploma. If you have, you merely Graduate early.