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Morgenstern (born Alisher Valeev) is a famous Russian rap musician. He is a super-star among comrades’ youth. He buys a new luxury car, YouTube video clocks in 89 million views - more than all TV propagandons on state TV combined.Morgenstern is a nice kid, but in the Motherland a man has to show he’s brutalsky or nobody takes him seriously hence brutalsky lyrics, tattoos and pumped-up body.Good Amerikansky comrad Scott pointed out Morgenstern is a copycat of Italy’s very own young Lucifer called Young Signorino. It is because Russian youth don’t speak any foreign language and watch only patriotsky Russian TV so one can plagiarize anything from the west and pass for original.In his last song, Morgenshtern sings about “eating a ded.” Ded is grandpa in Russian. Ded is also what young people call Putin, because he is old and they are young. I give lyrics:I ate ded [grandpa]Not a problem (Oh yeah!)You won't believe (I’m okay!)I ate ded (I)I ate ded (Ha, okay!)Not a problem (Oh yeah!)You won't believe (E, okay!)I ate ded (Oh, f*ck!)The lyrics are based on a Russian sit com “Univer” meme, which apparently is meaningless like the song.Prosecutor’s office in Saint Petersburg doesn’t think the song is meaningless. They want to ban the song in Russia. Their lucrative positions and station in life depend on the well-being of the ded. Instead of singing “let the ded never be dead,” Morgenstern plans to eat him.And what if he jinxes the ded? Better stop Morgenstern before it’s too late!

As part of the hazing (dedovschina) system, new recruits in the Russian army become semi-slaves to dedi and regularly get beaten up and humiliated by them.New recruit and his ded (granddad, old-timer).A 21-year-old military unit recruit Alexei Ivanov in Dachnoy, Korsakovsky District, spent a whole week with a ruptured spleen and internal bleeding while doing chores and household work for his ded.After being beaten up by his ded, Alexei was taken to a physician in his unit. He did an X-ray and said there was no fracture and sent him back allegedly refusing to hospitalize him.“They just jammed him painkillers and bandaged his chest,” says Oleg Ivanov, the recruit’s father.“My son called me and complained that he had blood pressure 60 to 40, but they did nothing. I have less hatred for the one who beat him up than for these doctors from the unit. How is it possible - before your very eyes a soldier was dying and you would do nothing because you didn’t feel like driving him to the hospital.“When realizing that Alexei was going to die and it would be impossible to hush up the situation military unit commanders eventually allowed to take him to a military hospital.Alexei fell into a coma after the operation to remove his spleen. Doctors at the hospital said that his chest was damaged and his kidneys were enlarged too.Oleg Ivanov also voiced the reason for the beating of his son. It turned out that his ded was systematically extorting money from him.The debit card to which the soldier’s salary was transferred had been taken away from Alexei a long time ago, so he was forced to ask his mother for money. The woman did not say anything to her husband. The amounts required were small but regular.Probably Alexei refused to sponsor his ded again, which is why he was beaten.”I received a call from the military prosecutor’s office last night and they’ve talked to me about what had happened. My wife and I arrived at the unit. There everyone began to tell us that they thought it was just a bruise. I’m not going to leave it all like this, we’ll hire a lawyer, ” said Oleg Ivanov.As specified by Oleg Ivanov, Alexei came out of the coma, but remained in intensive care, because his condition was still serious.Investigators involved in the case informed the victim’s father that the ded suspected of beating his son fled to Sakhalin. A few months later he was caught, tried and sentenced to 3 years in jail.Sources:http://magspace.ru/blog/news/330740.htmlhttps://www.bankfax.ru/news/129421Сахалин: дембеля приговорили к трём годам колонии за дедовщину

This is the official home of Ded Moroz (Russian Santa Claus) in Veliki Ustyug, Vologda Oblast (pictured above). Rich moms and dads bring their kids to celebrate New Year here, in the authentic Russian North.Parents and children arrive on Moscow - Veliki Ustyug luxurious train or fly in on charter flights and private jets. They stay in comfortable traditional log houses, eat in Russian authentic restaurants, and have an entertainment program including troika-riding, sledding, and, of course, meeting Ded Moroz.Poor Russians cannot afford the official home of Ded Moroz, so they asked their government to build one for their children too.An unofficial home for Ded Moroz was unveiled in the main square in the center of Kaluga (pictured above).Russians were shocked and said: “It looks like a cross between a sauna and a doghouse, not like a residence of Ded Moroz.”The government told them, “There is no money in the state budget. We used every kopeck to build this wonderful residence. Don’t be such ingrates.”The governor didn’t tell them that all the budget money was used to build big residences for the officials, but smart Russians have figured it out.